An Idiot Abroad 2 Episode 2 Deleted Scene - Be A Dwarf

[SteveMerchantStalker]

"be a dwarf" ... I love you karl. I loooove you steve. And i Love you rick. You are my heros! :D xxxxx

[stoxocube18]

haha "its not riight, we shouldn't be looking at dwarves singing and dancing on stage"

[funkyknight1]

Benny thumped one

[funkyknight1]

Benny thumped a monkey«

[esabse]

He really is an idiot!!!!

[lilfunker86]

SMIRE

[BritishBrony]

Some say he is so short he can see the soles of his feet, while looking up.

It's not Warwick Davis; but it is Warwick Davis's Chinese Cousin!

[billythefishuk]

This isn't a deleted scene, it's in the episode... why say it's a deleted scene?

[878Moni]

anyone know what video karl says a dawrf cant get an office job 'cause the desk is too big?!? i've been lookin for it for 2 dayss

[PorroFirst]

They censored the knobs? Ridiculous.

[bob63721]

I know what he means, if you were small you'd need less. If you were big, you'd need more.

[MattUtd]

Be a dwarf!

[ChubbyPabloDiablo]

Karl you are a legend

[BSEmadcow]

"Lilly Allen" Spat my coffee out HAHA

[lucas198]

aw if this was deleted, what other gems have they kept out?

[ClarkeyMalarky]

ive always wanted to kick a duck up the ass

[ogilkison]

poor steve

[markchalon]

Pause at 1:10. Look at his little face!

[lilfunker86]

a king size twix is massive

[JohnPurchaseArt]

Can you have a Twix if your a young Chinese person that just looks old?

[Milzz21]

he acts really dumb but he talks the truth

[cutes22]

He's so sweet and innocent sometimes.

[wikidboo]

This show cracks me up, it's at its funniest when Karl is uncomfortable or pissed off....

[gpearson77]

One of the best XFM clips ever - Karl laughing when trying to describe the Halfords advert with the little monkeys.

[Carfer22]

@gpearson77 is it on youtube?

[CelticTalkYT]

Another quote by Karl, if your a dwarf a king size twix is massive. Certainly one for the scriptures, the depth of that statement is outstanding it blows my mind.

[FlavourontheHorizons]

king size twix is massive...

[nsoufiani]

Excellent! Karl Pilkington, you have brought joy to many people with your unique insight! Thank you! Also, Thank you Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant for introducing Karl Pilkington to the world! Thank you!

[mattfox14]

forget the twix if your a old man

[simplelife88393]

lmao lilly allen

[Davidbensonxyz]

"A little Richard and Judy" "Little Peter Andre" "Little Lili Allen" Hahahaha

[G7SEV]

I have the weirdest boner right now....

[tomabwhite]

I didn't wanna spend money on her if she was gonna die on me...an' that

[HowardWolowitzFan]

To all fans of Karl Pilkington, make sure you check out the 'Guide To...' Podcasts and XFM shows of his. They are legendary!

[Baleoce]

"I'd rather be a dwarf than be like Steve.. the worlds not made for a giant.."

I can just hear Ricky in my head now with his infectious laugh: "Oh goooooooddd.." XD

[THunter03]

Where's Dickie Anders when you need him?

[TheMultiBeh]

You know the show is good when this didn't make it to the final cut. K. Dilkington's a genius.

[danielandrewwallace]

HAHAHAHA "be a dwarf."

[Puckzor]

King size twix is MASSIVE

[ginoconte28]

LOVE the way he says massive!



[harrydogg]

"King size Twix is massive!" hehe gotta love Karl.

[dennison3083]

Why was this not used!!

[laurenisspecial]

the other side of the world... and he still has to slag steve off.

[AlbertBundy]

"A little Richard and Judy..."

[r4hul101]

Ricky Gervais sent me here. 

[mellowcide]

"BE A DWARF!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOL :D

[coreytrevor4eva]

Karl in makeup !!!!!!!!- to quote Ricky "I'm going to burst!"

[joshtaylor122]

'with all fiction...comes the future'

[danwoodward23]

I am an IAMS cat

[PowerfulDragon]

"be a dwarf."

[bumblebeefightergirl]

Phones are getting smaller and smaller, laptops thinner, models skinnier... maybe Karl's on to something here.

[m33ster]

The king-size twix comment was classic Karl!

[lindstaka14]

he's the best.

[motorbreath85]

I don't respect anyone that doesn't fucking love Karl Pilkington.

[stellen11]

karl is brilliant but his act is so fucking rehearsed. you can now see clearly that karl is trying so hard to BE karl. its that cunt gervais fault.

[seekoober]

All hail CAPTAIN BULLSHIT!!

[l234567ue49]

I don't know why he'd wanna swim with a dolphin, plastic bags are just as good.

[Darrisbob1]

@l234567ue49

"Come on, Tesco!"

[DionKool]

omg didn't see that coming: "be a dwarf"

[lucasfunkt]

Ha king size twix, yeah but not if you're and old dwarf remember Karl. You never see an old man eat a twix.

[PoKerFaceN1]

fucking brilliant cant believe this every season is just 8 eps ! best this on telly !

[thesimpsons17]

Top of my 'bucket list', meet Karl Pilkington, screw bungee jumping, swimming with dolphins and climbing kilimanjaro, i just need to meet the bald manc twat and i could die happy.

[leethomas172]

@thesimpsons17 if you saw karl and asked him for an autograph he'd probably say 'No, fuk off'

[thesimpsons17]

@leethomas172 i know but it would be worth it, i wonder what he is like with fans, because he is very famous now, surely people come up and talk to him, but i have never seen any videos on here or photos of people who have met him, not even a comment from anyone claiming to have met him. Im guessing he just fixes the boiler and waits for 'the money pot' that he has never seen to arrive.

[BrightDigitalProduct]

King size twix

[shanustheanus]

Tut - tut Gervais, this is from last weeks episode, ah well I'll watch again.

[Frantiqe]

ahaha King sized twix

[DarkLuffay]

okay everyone, you heard what the man said. Everyone be a dwarf! Startingggg....NOW!

[FreddieSausage]

@2.12...freeze frame.

He looks SOOO pretty.

[feckingbillgates]

I have tried to be a dwarf, Karl, but I just can't fucking manage.