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  • Untie me you fool....

  • Ending is lol lol lol

  • "I f**cking trusted you, you son of a bitch!"

  • matching shirts, nice

  • I eat mo and mo chiken noogets erryday

  • Best Jake and Amir episode.

  • Maybe it's just because it's early morning and I'm sleep deprived, but this was bloody hilarious. One of the best Jake and Amir videos.

  • I like how they're wearing the same shirt.

  • nothing you told me to do bi*tch haha

  • OMG i have that same cup!!!!!

  • this is great :D

  • one of my favorite episodes!

  • I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU...'

    I was expecting at the end something ells like Amir literally Slapping Jake with a Chicken Nugget,,,

  • i watched this vid 5 times and i still laughed at the end!!!

  • There wearing the same top

  • I eat mo and mo chikin' nougats erry day, so. I laughed so hard I woke up my grandparents

  • when life gives you lemons... ah fuck it i cant stop watching

  • omg my pc being shitty today@!!!!

  • Why is Amir wearing glasses?

  • @ValiantNoobTube Because he is Amir!

  • I fucking trusted you son of a bitch XD epic!!!

  • matching tshirts XD

  • why are they wearing the same shirt?

  • OH SHEESH YALL TWAS A DREAM

  • lol matching shirts

  • 2:14 LOL

  • Amir looks fat.

  • haha amir's wearing the same shirt as jake

  • Haha when Jake says 'you like that?' to Amir it reminds me of like a mother talking to her toddler.

  • Oh sheesh y'all twas a dream!!

  • @fbiseyal yesss :D

  • Random hand pet at 1:25 ?

  • @McdysertProductions

    nah getting his hand away from the box

  • @LieutenantYram Too bad.

  • I think it is sad how jake tries to help Amir but Amir just acts like a dick

  • Honestly I would probably react the same way if someone tried to feed me cauliflower.

  • Thumbs up if you have homework to do right now:(

  • @TheMagicalPuffBunny shut the fuck up

  • Listen to 0:23 to 0:36 with your eyes closed, almost as good as 1:42 - 1:57

  • You can be allergic to green. My teacher is allergic to chlorophyll.

  • I cried laughing watching this! :D

  • This was posted on my birthday

  • i eat mo and mo chiken noogits errveridei

  • Wow was that some kind of sex position

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  • This was one of the first jake and amir episode I watched. :) I still love these years later.

  • Chicken makes u taller

  • I eat mo and mo chicken noogets every day! ;D

  • BEST ONE EVERRR

  • Jake really does care!

  • did anyone notice they were wearing the same shirts?

  • @theEddieworld Part of a running joke - Amir often changes his shirt to match Jake's :')

  • Amir is beast

  • Hilarious(:

  • this was the first jake and amir episode i ever watched.... such memories

  • awww matching shirts! how sweet.

  • I paused at 1:42 xD

  • this is my favorite episode

  • nuggets <3

  • The shirt looks better on Jake

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  • jake: alright it is kinda like chicken nugget, its real chicken

    amir:the shape is good, honestly the shape is good but ima gonna but it on floor for now.

    genius XD !

  • @liveforhardstyleshuf he said GRILLED chicken

  • @liveforhardstyleshuf Grilled* chicken

  • I like how the next thing Jake gives him to eat was something green. XD

  • That last scene was worth the wait

  • He should wait to tell him what it is AFTER he ate it lol

  • @T539nut LMAO yea i agree cuz if ur just gonna tell him anyway then theres no point in blindfolding him

  • @T539nut he probably thought amir was smart enough to know that cauliflower is white..

  • this is my favorite jake and amir.

  • The end was the best! ' I fucking trusted you, you son of a bitch!!!'

  • Listen from 1:42 to 1:57 with your eyes closed ;)

  • @RaNdOmJaCkO it's funny until jake said "and chew it"

  • @RaNdOmJaCkO LMFAO..I laughed harder at than while watching the episode with my eyes open!

  • They are both wearing the same shirts. Is that a "Wardrobe" Reference?

  • LAWLS ;

    'Just put it in my hand & I'll put it in my mouth .' [hands over broccoli] NEEEEEHHH . xD

  • Lol I loved the cauliflower part

  • They have matching shirts :3

  • Oh sheesh y'all tWas a dream!!

  • Amir would be so proud at me for eating my chicken nuggets, or really pissed at me if he thought I stole them from him ;_;

  • Hey hey are wearing the same shirt BFFs

  • omg best episode

  • "nothing you told me to do, bitch."

  • Awe the good ole videos!

  • lol

  • i have amirs same obession, cept its with girls not chicken nuggets

  • @1000FunckingTimes ur on a diet of girls?

  • in every video he says something about being blind.. :)

  • are you crying, noo hahaha!!

    i eat mo and mo chicken nuggets everyday!!

  • Untie me you fool!

    You're not tied up...

    Oh,my arms feel really weak though

    Probably from your diet (chicken mcnuggets)

    Just put it in my hand and I'll put it in my mouth

    Fine

    ...Eh

    You're not even going to try to be discreet about it?

    Nay!

  • The ending was fucking funny

    

  • Amir: Just put it in my hand and I'll put it in my mouth.

    Jake: Fine. *Puts broccoli in hand*

    Amir: Meh! *Throws it*

    Jake: You're not even gonna try to be discreet, huh?

    Amir: Nayy!

  • @RaRaAshley 'Twas a dream...

  • 1 of the best 1s

  • haha i love how he's still got his glasses on over the top of the blindfold :P i bet they just came up with that while filming!

  • HOLY TOBASCO SAUCE XD

  • Its so not salty ROFL

  • Sheesh y'all.

  • lol, he started crying!! 

  • The ending always gets me. XD

  • why is he wearing his glasses on the outside of his blindfold?! O.o

  • @dudeyourtrolloled Cause its Amir, that is all.

  • i'm alergic to the tint white.........don't ask

  • @KrakasRAwsum That's pretty racist man.

  • @rogan145 lawl man

  • "hey everyone it's sean desmond here and I got some great news for you, we all know what this is-" *SKIP!* "hey you're watching Jake and Amir..." Friggen perfect timing

  • agggh eww what is this poision? no thats water... well its so.... not saltyy... !

    alright the next thing better not be green cause i swear im alergic!... thats impossible...? yeah i thought so too until i ate that mouldy piece of bread last week...

  • amir looks disgusting without a bear

  • It tastes like a cold, wet chicken nugget.

    That's a pineapple.

  • I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU!!!!!!

  • I love how hes wearing glasses over the blindfold

  • nothing u told me to do.. BITCH

  • i love when he throws the brocalli

  • @starofthelost google is your friend

  • Jake and Amir!

  • Same shirt <3 :D

  • you can here the foods hitting the garbage

  • I miss these old episodes.

    Oh Sheesh y'all. TWAS A DREAM!!

  • This was the first J&A I ever saw...

  • THIS IS MY FAV!!

  • Funniest intro yet.

  • LolifiedByMe yah hahaha

  • 1:14 HAHAHA i laughed so hard, "Eh" Quote of the year!!!

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  • stushi96 yah i don't have very good grammer considering (sp?) im just 12...

  • @sasorigirl246 So am I and I honestly believe that it sucks when kids our age still type and talk like 7 year olds. Grow up.

  • amir's shirts are always SO tight

  • Amir: Ummm Yummaaay..

    Jake: Like that?

    Amir: Yeeyah..

    JakeL That's Cauliflowa..

    Rest is history! :)

  • TheVideosurfer21 oh sorry i didnt know :(

  • I eat mo and mo chicken noogets, ereday lol

  • just dont tell him what hes eating and he would prob eat more heathy haha

  • I cant stop watching these effin videos theyre so good!\

  • @dazzlingirlie LOL mine too!

  • i love the way the cup of water says poison

  • @TheVideosurfer21 it says POM......

  • @XxPaTdxXVandV no poison

  • How did amir overpower jake

  • I have a feeling if pangea reunites then the world is gonna end fast with asia, afganistan, and the U.S, and canada....and the rest

  • DAMNIT AXE ILL BUY YOUR SHAMPOO JUS LET ME WATCH VIDEOS IN PEACE

  • DAMNIT AXE ILL BUY YOUR SHAMPOO JUS LET ME WATCH VIDEOS IN PEACE

  • aww they are wearing matching shirts

  • The shape is good, honestly the shape is good, but i'm going to put it on the floor for now, just file it under "f" for floor.

  • I EAT MO AND MO CHICKEN NUGGETS ERRRRYDAY

  • This was uploaded on my bday :p

  • anyone notice that they are wearing the same shirt

  • @SnowSniper98

    Cauliflower, not flower cabbage.

  • first reaction

  • That's flower cabbage.

    ...

    I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU SON OF A BITCH!

  • there wearing the same shirt!!!

  • @sasorigirl246 u stole my comment

  • @sasorigirl246 they're*

  • @sasorigirl246 there? seriously?.....

  • @sasorigirl246 Where is there?

  • @sasorigirl246 their*

  • @person107 you're(!) kidding me, right?

  • @sasorigirl246 they're

  • @sasorigirl246 no there not they are wearing 2 alike

  • I think the lesson here is that you DON'T tell him what it is XD

  • i miss old jake and amir

  • @eminatic this is the same jake and amir as it's always been

  • @grilorash yeah but their more recent stuff is...not that great :<

  • I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU YOU SON OF A BITCH

  • Hey, the both wear the same t-shirt.

  • its so not salty!

  • YES, WE ALL FUCKING KNOW THAT THEY'RE WEARING THE SAME SHIRT. -.-

  • Best episode EVAR!!!

  • Jake and Amir are wearing the same shirt.

  • There are so many perfect opportunities for a thats what she said in this

  • anyone notice there waring the same the t shirt? :D

  • Chicken noogets...

  • Don't mess with his chicken nuggets.

  • I think its cute that Amir wore the women's shirt :) :) love J&A!!!!!!

  • ha ha they have the same shirt

  • 292 peoplle were not discreet in their like or dislike choice

  • Omg I have the same glass!

  • there wearing the same shirt

  • press 6 thats what he said

  • do u realize all the top comments are 1 month ago ?

  • hahaha i love 1:12 just because of how he throws the broc. :)

  • Fuck you T-Mobile!

  • this one is my absolute favvee. makes me laugh EVERRYYY timme:)

  • Haha they were wearing the same shirt but it was tighter on amir than on Jake

  • @legends20thcentury "release"? idk if your doing that on purpose, but if you are lol you cant tell what that says.