Welcome To Christmas - Jewn

[ymanganelli]

Hahaha lovely... lol just like my high school english teacher... :P

[rion2392]

can i bake cookies on your abdominals?

[scaIpeI]

3:25 "I think I'm getting shot at"

LOL....

[IG96879]

no joke, leave some hair on that chest ;)

[khai2die4]

Australian accent + hot guy

[joeyspackage]

stop waxing your chest

[heyheyheyheyhi14]

PLEASE MARRY ME <3

WHAT I WOULD DO TO YOU ;]LOL

[lynnmarie2011]

0:08 - 0:40 Then, I lost interest.

[bushel02]

Yeeeeesssss~ <3

[senkaxxx]

accent. face. body. humour,,fkmee

[nycfreshy]

call me

[gjrm20]

Queer in combat boots made me laugh out loud and its 3am..woke the whole apartment complex i think

[sadxmd]

Let's make babies.

[D1Trini4u]

LOVE THE ACCENT! Move videos with accents please! BTW, if you wish, we can make you the mayor of West Palm Beach! Pretty please, consider it!!!

[OnMyWaytotheFLA]

"That was Mark, he cuts the bread at communion..." Craig, not only are you hilarious, but you're absolutely BRILLIANT. That Australian accent was amazing, too! :) 

[firelilly08]

Oh MY God. you are perfect and your Australian accent was spot on

[LakesShore]

You crack me up so many times. Love the clips and love the attitude too.

[IAmMarco99]

You're so fuckable.

[MaggotLlama]

You know where you'd look hott? You would look fucking hott in a Cowboy Calender.. I'd buy the FUCK out of that.

[MaggotLlama]

What was this video about? I couldn't stop staring at his body.

[ButchGuy78]

@MaggotLlama who cares what its about! HE"S SHIRTLESS!! ENOUGH SAID

[yolanda0916]

Dude. Dude. I freaking live like six miles away from Christmas! Yay, Florida!

[MovieTrim]

Aussies ;)

[lukass906]

are you Australian or american but just putting you accent on for the comedy vids ??? :) i love american and Australian accents and i love your sketches they are amazing and they make me smile when im having a bad day :D you are amazing x

[eDDyFranK05]

Greetings from Mexico...I love your sketches!

[pickURside]

wow you are just sexy and cute :)

[ILLNotSick769]

"I'm sweating like a queer in combat boots." I think I hurt something laughing too hard. Haha

[TheRavensCalling]

OH SWEET BUDDAH MY EYES JUST EXPLODED FROM SEXINESS OVERLOAD!

[Mvnkae]

Sweatin more than a queer in combat boots... you made me lawl.. xD

[TheGabeCapes]

Well it's settled... Your my perfect man

[KennyMohr1237]

You live like 20 minutes away from me!

[KennyMohr1237]

Let me just say that you are... SO FINE(; you should've practiced your script a little bit though because when you played the woman there was a lot of "Umm." Lol. You play your part so well. Please make more ;)

[TheSanxhez]

mijitoo riiico!!

[LoadsOfMakeUp4You]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING 3:20 HAHAHAHA its freakin hilarious, and the "IM SWEATING LIKE A QUIRE IN COMBAT BOOTS"

[espelho10]

resumindo....meu cú!

[isaiah77721]

Dear Big Ass Advertising Banner: Rude.



[shoukat51]

he is hot. i want his naked photos any one know plz tell me plz

[PlayWithFireSixty9]

I was totally eyeing your chest ;) Wish I could feel'em! LULZ

[JefferysMommy32910]

Ok when did he come out & say he's gay?? I know plenty of straight guys who have a feminine side.. Oh & they are hot too !!!

[sirdaddyburke]

@JefferysMommy32910 go to his website craigerymorgan. com and you will see a link to gay men.

[Mimbomime]

I'm sweating like a queer in combat boots hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Fab! xx

[Rocksterjohn]

HOLY SHIT! LET'S GET OUR MASTURBATION ON! THUMBS UP FOR MASTURBATION WITH SPECIAL THANKS TO MR. MORGAN. GUYS AND GIRLS! COME ONE, COME ALL ~ ROCKSTAR

[AlnNewt]

If you were looking at his chest the whole time, thumbs up.

[hotmaledotcomdotah]

why hot guys are always gay??

[sarahlennonslife]

@hotmaledotcomdotah waiiiiit, he's gay !? noooooo he's so sexyyy! is he really??

[saunei]

@hotmaledotcomdotah so youre saying that gay guys suposed to be gay? thats stupid

[WeirdAl68]

Christmas in July. Literally.

[joshuwajimer]

oh my fuck you are sooooooooooo hot!!! wait is he gay or straight?

[iFashionLove]

your voice for Jewn is so... real. lol. it's very convincing! :D

[Padtacular]

I'm sweating like a queer in combat boots for Craigery... Just sayin

[linorf]

i think i'm getting shot at

[FMHSdude09]

WOOOOW. I have never laughed this hard at anything on Youtube. "I'm sweatin' like a queer in combat boots." LMFAO! You're amazing.

[StarHarv06]

HAHAHAHA! " A vote for Jewn is a vote for Jesus!" ..... "With Jesus as my platform, what else do I need?" TOO FUNNY!!

[avipi100]

he is not funny, not it all.... just i see the videos because he is extremely hot... and don't like this kid is just a beautiful and perfect boy, but nothing more than that....

[MightyMartel]

@avipi100 That's all he needs to be too. Man, he's perfect.

[avipi100]

@MightyMartel yeahh... the guy or guys that sleep with hem... gonna be the luckys dude's on the fucking planet.. he is just pure perefection.. god , am falling in love of hem.... dam boy!!!!

[MightyMartel]

@avipi100 I bet his dick is super crooked. Haha now I feel better... no I don't D:

[sammeltram]

You are so talented. I hope to see you on t.v. sometime soon. I've never met anyone who can do accents like you can

[PoketKrAk]

Dude! You're an incredibly HOT and TALENTED dude! I know for sure a lot of girls and boys are hitting on you now, especially on YouTube! Keep up the great work on both!  :-)

[moodycactus]

Was the first character an aussie?? sounded aussie ish to me and being one myself, id know

[ellyschlage]

8O



[bubby52]

Hot Bod There Craig ... You should do more with your top off 

[3ternalBeauty]

He looks like a real woman as Jewn. Even with the beard. And I love how he opens the door at the beginning and says "hello?" like he's picking up the phone. xD

[IAmMarco99]

You, me, sex? O.o

[krunktina69]

I love VOTEEE JEWWWWWWWWWWWN lol hahahah soo hilarious

[pantelin2]

Hey guys! Help em cure my incurable boredom by checking out some of my sketches and rants on my channel :D Like/Comment/subscribe whatever :P

[OncomingStorm]

The "advanced osteoperosis" was hilarious. I'd have gone on about that...

[ShesAllana]

LOL! "I'm sweatin' like a queer in combat boots!" Hahahaha <3

[mrluis666]

Can I be your friend? :3

[Roberodification]

this was EERILY similar to some women I have met. Its so creepy.

[mem002400]

I think I'm getting shot at so funny lol I almost pee a little

[Ji66saw]

CRAIG! Did you ever get a spot on SNL?! WOULD LOVE TO WATCH THAT EPISODE! @crgmorgan

[sweetstuff772]

love when she says " that was mark he cuts the bread at communion..such a nice man!" hahahahaha love it!

[franinsrq]

I drove through Christmas Florida on my to Orlando from Merrit Island and I stopped at a local store for cold drink and at the checkout counter was a display of condoms with a cloth tape measure bolted to the same rack... Explanation? Anyone? Anyone?

[666OJDgirl]

Holy Bejeezus, had to watch this twice, i honestly did not hear a word you were saying for the first like, 50 seconds, i was just staring, mouth open, :P

[centon27]

follow me @luiskardashian 

[datpimpinboy]

haha, the lord jesus christ. You re so hot and funny. It's conceivable someone can be so perfect

[AllyTehWolf]

Ahhhhhhhhhhh he is so FIne..

[lolhayhijinx]

Please make a porno with your Australian accent.

[playwithhair]

Heheh I almost believed your Aussie Accent!!!

[334661675]

36 second! He is sooooo cute when he say "No". Ahahahahahahaha

[HurtMeSoul108]

James Dean?

[meganmeggamouth]

your so gorgouse. just saying :-)

[luvmangamaniac]

mmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,mmmm,,,,, u.u

[djtrickyone]

STILL HOT!!!!!!!! --- Sent From crgmorgan's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[GraciesDaddy5]

Uh... Are you standing on South Conway Rd? Christmas is out East 50, y'know.

[crgmorgan]

@GraciesDaddy5 nope, im at dean and 50 LOL

[bekis95]

Umm I love this guy:) he's so hott

[SavannahPattz28]

you're gorgeous.

[76special]

gosh, I want him, I want him bad

[DazzelFrazzel]

@76special I want him, I want him in bed .

[simsetiko]

LMAO - @ 3:26 - "i think i'm getting shot at". I cannot stop laughing at that little bit... rewind! haha

[insomaniac84]

I dont think he owns a single shirt. But im ok w that :)

[MrAnthonywheeler]

I just love want your shirtless yes indeed haha

[SongOfTheDay1295]

your so *insert several bad words here* HOT

[MrGooshness]

idk is it just me or does he look a little like chris evans :0

[MsPyromancer]

all my prayers were answered! HE IS SHIRTLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSS <3333333333333333

[phantomdojo]

i beg you please do porn movie



[Tagiomaki1701]

@phantomdojo PLEASE

[DelVecchio222]

@phantomdojo lmao



[antlers12323]

@phantomdojo i think you mean a whole series

[PhilJenna]

how did he die?

[richarlly20]

Você é muito lindo! Não aguento

[TheLynx30]

Damn man, how can u be so funny and so hot at the same time??. Ur just perfect, I love u =P

[SuperstarFx]

fkn built yo

[lauderdale8747]

Talk about Doll city.....XXXXXXX

[Pauly69s]

I LUV how she spells her name...JEWn...LMF(ass)O...))

[yolanda0916]

If I weren't on mobile I would flag MrGoldmime or whatever. He's such a douche. He is NOT getting fat. He's adorable and talented so fuck off you pervert. Go wank to PORN like a normal guy.

[MrGoldenmine]

You're getting too fat. Please lose at least 10 pounds before your next video so I can wank properly.



[hail24]

he always made me laugh

[terryd480]

I absolutely love you...I share your you tube posts to everyone that has ur same sense of humor... best of luck...I see you in comedies in your future...future jim cary...but better and way more cute... Good luck

Terry Doolttle

[PCPolska93]

You beat Taylor Launter 300%! :D

[zackzach]

:) You're awesome!

[andydhamm]

You were hot enough as-is, then you go and do an Australian accent with your shirt off?! Fuck you :)

[mondezdurden]

@andydhamm LOL

[uloveit4me]

Awesomeness... accent was right on. Loved it!

[TheNate1810]

"oh thank you, that was mark, he cuts the bread at communion" best line! I cracked up at that!!

[cbba18]

You're PERFECTION, you must make so many guys question their sexuality with your good looks and charm :)

[JasonBrownUK]

I wanna fuck Dale Tate.

HARD !!!!

[JustinTLake]

Your Australian accents make me die ... hope you enjoyed the final Angry Boys. :o)

[jm1975fl]

OMG too funny. Christmas, FL and Bithlo, FL are two redneck towns east of Orlando

[jacobg1777]

I used to live in Chirstmas, FL.. That place can kiss my ass.... Repersent Talyor creeeeeekkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beitch!!!!

[SuperLink517]

@rebelDean550 hahah that's not exactly how it works :P

[09taylor09]

Why are you so perfect?

Amazing body.

Beautiful smile.

Great Aussie accent!

[1000XDestry]

DAYYYYYYYYYYUM!<3

[Wolverine00xxx]

Agreed

[swizzyD54]

"I think im geting shot at" lol this is one of my favorite videos



[blacktop1416]

He's too big, but still hot. I like my guys toned and that's it, not too much muscle.

[Markyboy28]

Fuck me you look hot @ 0:26, i want a bod like that!!

[rebelDean550]

this guys not that good looking bam margera is so much better,and how could this guy be gay he could have any woman in the world and he likes guys .i just dont get this world!!!!

[jaceaguar]

"I'm sweating like a Queer in Combat boots" = Lost.. my.. shit! Hilarious!!

[jesmmifs]

Why isn't this guy a Hollywood superstar?

[auaiao9]

This is hilarious and the wink and "ok" at 2:45 are a hoot! I see women where I live (SE Tennessee/ North Georgia who are very much like this. I'm always entertained by them and they don't even know it. :)

[kranktank]

wow dude. just, wow.

[taajikhan]

Dude, how do you get your voice so high and not tear them? top notch impersonations!

[tnbear01]

A "like" for Jewn is a "like" for Jesus ;)

[FurkanKhan100]

i think u need a better thumbnail. when ur on the door naked, that one would give u 10000000 million views. just saying.

[tdl0221]

I'm very tempted to masturbate.

[andydhamm]

@tdl0221 Only tempted?? pfft.

[kevincharismatic]

3:25 Dear God, Im getting shot at....

LMFAO! OMMMMMGGG!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[musicplayre14]

Your face at 0:39 is abosolutely beautiful :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AdamHelper]

yay! more Jewn! (even though she doesn't like gays, she's funny otherwise!)

[In2HealthyLiving]

He used to be so entertaining, but it seems his 15 minutes of fame are over. I wished he'd go back to what he used to do...........BUMMER!

[paintballing99]

He should do every video with his shirt off

[DerekBlane]

A vote for Jewn is a vote for Jesus.

[cristinarebecca]

I'm a huge Craigery fan, but this is by far his least entertaining vid... :-(

[amanduh111112]

ohh goodness shirt or no shirt, you are hilaaarious and so good at what you do! i'm totally persuaded by jewn's campaign, i'll be voting for her for sure :p

[jacoblittle]

Your parody of Christian fundamentalists is SPOT on! Even down to the annoying okaaiy. The winks, nods, and okaaiys are all things I've seen women fundamentalists do. Bravo

[sethkamon]

You shirtless is a blessing from GOD!!!!

[joshuwajimer]

Daaaammmn you can keep your shirt off whenever you want to sexy whoooo hot

[Kiro48]

this could easily be a webseries....hint: DO It!

[the80sking1986]

Jewn reminds me of the Westboro Baptist Freaks. Maybe she should give her thoughts on those people? :P Love your videos CM, keep it up!

[DSExMachina]

"A queer in combat boots" That really made my day hahahaha. With pride!!

[somozar]

I love this! Please do more videos like this about your other characters as well! :) I love Jewn!

[platinumrubies85]

Jewn needs to shave. lol

[TimothyJNichols]

Jewn! Hope you win darlin'...try to do something about the 5:00 shadow - it sure hurt Nixon in '60.

[richardb2837]

Ha u live in northern Florida, im moving to miami this summer.

[georgiangrl]

LMFAO the car horn scared the hell out of me

[christinasalem]

lmaooo JEWn, i get it. i love irony

[gogogobengals]

Your body is a wonderland.

[BeYJaNn]

If i Dress Like a Dude can We BLOW EACHOTHER...=)..Aint i a Naughty Slutt..

[bOorknow]

i love you

[showstoppa72390]

"ugh, I'm sweatin like a queer in combat boots."

AAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Best line EVER!!! Keep it Craigery, your hella funny!!

[dazmuzo25]

CRAIGERY YOU ARE PERFECT FOR SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!!!! DUDE YOU ARE AMAZING!!! KEEP IT UP AND ALL THE BEST!!! :):):)

[KaiTehNinjaGuy]

"Oh, I think I'm gettin' shot at..."

[Larkybroages2]

Hmm...Jewn believes the town had lost its way...the mayor (basically the leader of the town) passed away...and then Jewn runs for mayor. Seems a lil suspicious...Jewn...a killer? Nah, it couldn't be...

[anticliche321]

a know a lady like Jewn.. o.o How scary.

[tehallstar]

i love you shirtless!! why cant i find a guy like you!