Home Alone - in 5 Seconds

[TheShadowLord024]

lol

[SudeshnaDragon]

25 people are actually stupid kids.

[okitslol12]

something tells me he didnt let u in...

[nielsboex]

You're a LIAR . LIAR !!!

[namegobobjmskfan95]

0:11 the best AHHHHGGGG

[grahanika]

Marv: yeah he's a kid, kids are stupid

Me: looks who's talking

[KennethKaniffFromCT]

"He's a kid. Kid's are stupid" ---Marv

[artisticessayist]

THIS VIDEO ISNT 5 SECONDS IM GONNA MAKE A COMMENT POINTING THAT OUT HEERP DEEE DURP DE DURRRRRRRRR

[BlackOasis21]

<---Laughing at all the dumbasses below that don't understand figurative speech, while criticzing the length of this video. It's not a literal "5 seconds" tards.

[zyiezyie]

Clips start at 0:06, ends at 0:20.. 20-6=5? o_O

[TheUnforgiven676]

@zyiezyie "in 5 seconds" videos dont have to be 5 seconds, it's just a series of videos lol

[86617095]

Thumb up for the last sentence......"kids are stupid!!!"

[THEFUNNYINATOR3000]

LOL LOL LOL LOL

[MrDrzoidberg1]

It is supposed to be over by 0:05 not 0:21

[AussieAirforceFTW]

@FaggitShiet lol and he would like it

[FaggitShiet]

"We go through the back door, maybe he let us in."

You thinking what I'm thinking?

[arhernan2008]

5 seconds?

[dose143]

thumps up if u r watching in 2012

[CheeseBurgerOfLife]

@dose143 nah sorry watching in the year 2099. im chilling here with my buddy miguel (i can't spell his first name) O'Hara

[pizzamanopenupify]

Truly funny, sir.

[mrpomf]

00:06 - 00:09

Home alone the after dark edition ;D

[WildCardFive]

this should've been the trailer.

[The1Andrew91]

This was not 5 secconds

[jacobwagner096]

@The1Andrew91 agreed

[Matopeck22America]

That was the longest five seconds ever!

[MrFreshFob]

@Matopeck22America lol hhahah ill say

[theone2225]

hmmmm not 5 seconds.....fail

[pockuinator]

@theone2225 It's not saying it's exactly five seconds, just that it's a movie in a short amount of time. When your friend goes to the bathroom and says "I'll be back in a minute", do you time him and complain if he's not back at exactly one minute?

[theone2225]

@pockuinator the guy who originally made these 5 second movies had a title screen 1 quick clip and an ending credit.....look up The Matrix in 5 seconds

[pockuinator]

@theone2225 your point?

[VOLZARAAH]

you forgot the credits

[tobograsagent007]

still not funny than justin biebers penis

[norwenglish]

I work with a little autistic kid, and he always makes me act out Marv´s reaction to the spider.

[Linearcarp]

That would have made a great commercial for the movie.

[FutureAbe]

that was way more than 5 seconds!! Fucking liar!!

[demon17111]

i was laughing my ass off when i saw this

[darklucario137]

Repeatedly tap 7

[ilCiakky91]

00:15 Jiiiiiizz !!!

[Muglosx]

@ilCiakky91 That is one serious orgasm.

[tacospartan]

holy shit, can you just imagine?

[demon17111]

when the guy said kids are stueid he was wrong

[ryan131624]

@demon17111 Wow good job! Thats wonderful you shared that with us!

[Muglosx]

What if the spider climbed into his mouth? =X

[MrEpicMan97]

0:00

[alexyef]

It's not 5 seconds..

[Aidilamzar77]

this is my favourite home alone series..more better than other :)

[TIKIMAN198]

Fucking gay. Just like you.

[Anonymous58815]

@TIKIMAN198 Anal frustration much?

[SparkyMK3]

21 people stepped on an ornament.

[witchstone3]

if this s your first time watching this video pause immediatly and press 4 :) your welcome

[nick191088]

holy fuck I'd scream like that too if a giant freaking spider was on my face :(... actually I'd shut my mouth real quick, don't want that thing crawling in there XO

[Muglosx]

lmfao 

[GageLovesYou]

6 for jizz face and yell

[desireealicea]

You are my hero :D:D:D

[ereon6]

I love how the music at the end is so.... PERFECT HAHAH

[MrJanobala]

this is 13.3 seconds not 5...? learn to count.

[MrMafro]

@MrJanobala You need to learn what common sense is, it's meant to tell how short it is not the actual time. Use your brain.

[TheElemental1991]

My moms ringtone was Marv's scream when he had the spider on his face lol, many funny incidents with that

[TheJustRussian]

everyone who bitch about "wasn't 5 sec'' simply is moron

[mongosseluv]

Everyone complaning that its not actully 5 seconds just chill it was really 5 seconds it wouldnt b funny

[wouldntyaliktono]

That was 23 seconds. 

[agriswold335]

how come all the videos that are supposed to be movies in 5 seconds aren't ever 5 seconds?

[TooFlyForMoney]

@agriswold335 "5 seconds" is like a slang term for short.

[FellowShipofTheGoth]

Merry Christmas!

[blaghboom]

5 seconds!?!? More like 20!

[thebehmont1]

@blaghboom - Get a life, it is just a title not a rule

[jmwolf350]

3 is the suggestion, 7 is the reaction.

[thefitz9009]

best one ive seen

[rvStudioRecords]

Press 4 and feel with him... :D

[RichardJMoirFilm]

I'd like to know what your idea of "5 seconds" is...

[aska221]

@MrZmp96 who will let you in? You never know.

[crazydipz927]

15 people took an arrow to the knee

[AeonDeity]

Press 4 for painful reverse ejaculation.

[bluemilklovers]

press 5 for dog imitation.

[TheMobileBoulder]

This was 12 seconds

[partypeopleupinhere]

Click back and forth 7 & 8 (while watching the video) its UBBER CREPPY!!!

[WeizenNudel]

just press 4 and 4 and 4 and4 and 4 and 4

[koruleigh978]

I'm sorry, but this Home alone "in 5 seconds" of which you speak of starts at 0:05 and stops at 0:19 ...which, by the way, is not "5 seconds"...by any means.

[TheSamsLake]

HAHA! nice work dude NICE WORK!

[iEatBabiesDuh]

who is this "theGuyWithGlasses" he makes the best 5second vids and i always see other people uploading them

[TheBusterFriendly]

The video is 23 seconds....not five

[ThePimpsmack6]

go to 0:10 funny face

[macandcheese306]

press 8: a husband's reaction when his wife told him she wanted kids.

[FalloutCOGDude]

Hold 6 for morse code

[FalloutCOGDude]

Press 5 for sore feet

[marlincuse]

that was 14 seconds...false advertisment

[ThooSuu]

Keep On Pressing 15

[macandcheese306]

press 4

[PoVerslaWe]

the spider scream is the best scream ever

[WafflezDay]

Been a while since i've seen this movie. Thanks!

[TheMrMilla]

HAHAHAHA! :D

[sd0676]

I watched this movie this morning for about the umpteenth time...

[keys112009]

santy don't visit the funeral homes little buddy

[MyNo0BoT]

spam "4" for the awesome part

[MyNo0BoT]

^.^ that was nice

[qwerty5550123]

its xmas!!!

[Venkman777]

Keep hitting 0:16 XD

[Johny40Se7en]

I could watch 0:09 over and over again, NEVER in a million years would that get old hahaha =P

Nice video aswell, I love Home Alone and after watching this I feel like watching it, very nice Christmasy film =)

[Rangernewb5550]

press 4 & 7!

[Dracotonis]

Thumbs up if you watch this Movie every Christmas XD

[artehaleychoke]

@Dracotonis dude i watch it year round

[CyclopsTelivision]

ahhh!!! ahh! ahhh!!! ahhhhhhhhh!!!!

lol...love home alone

[bigblackracoon]

Wow Joe pesci is a pedo....

[samalyy]

hehehe that guy with the glasses...

[jn45672]

0.16 lmao

[lewismillereps]

this was 10 seconds fatt ass

[UltimateSupremeBeing]

@lewismillereps Don't take it too literally. It's the concept not the length. You've been living in a cave or something?

[thedeano1811]

keep pressing four XD

[35rocknroll]

Pres 7 To Best part xD

[nixdaduda11]

memories..... classic !!

[Binx4Eva1604]

KIDS ARE STUPID MY ASS!!!

[ChaseManhattan516]

@Reecerules45 Time is relative.

[supermarvboy]

kids are stupid? YEAAHHHHHHHH RIGGHTTTT

[bear557]

God damnit, I laughed so fucking hard, I lifted my arm to cover my face...and I hit the coffee, and spilt it all over my new keyboard, GOD DAMN THIS VIDEO FOR BEING SO FUNNY!!!!!!

[Zodist]

Doesn't matter how many times Joe Pesci get hurt he is still GOD.

[1973svp]

the first two movies was spectacular, the next ones... sucks balls

[Eim1nJC]

laughing. :DDD

[adshield]

The original title for this film was Scream.

[Nosensefornonsense]

@adshield hhahahahahaha, im drunk atm so hahahahahahah

[mauryelhombremono]

@adshield The original title for Scream was Scary Movie

[adshield]

@mauryelhombremono The original title for Scary Movie was Ahh!

[Sappyspartan]

I thought Joe Pesci was gonna whack 'em?

[OMGILOVETARTS]

@Reecerules45 it doesnt matter. its not the point.

[darkseer100]

hahaha this is awesome! and where is that stupid guy who says this is not 5 sec??? :D

[LoneWolf1234556]

Moral of the story: AHHHH AHHH AHHHH AHHHH X3

[KaMiKaZe4ever1337]

actually this is Home Alone is 13,75 seconds

[Dragonitlas]

Love it!!

[dog2547]

Hilarious

[StormtheRebel]

If you love the endless screaming, press 4

[MrGoldfish551]

he is not going to let them in

[mazeman90]

Watching this movie made me want to booby trap my house SO badly.

I got grounded SO badly...

[RoholioTheGreat]

I actually screamed when I saw that tarantula

[gtzcooliegyal]

LOLL <3

[Xemento]

LOL Keep pressing 7 when you watch it!!!

[koruleigh978]

@Xemento hitting 7 will give you the supposed sound a kid makes, and someone's opinion, saying they're stupid. "AGHHHH!" "Yeah, heh, he's a kid, kids are stupid."

[MysterioBerlin]

@Xemento pressing 4 is better XD

[Laurselsvampieraat]

@Xemento what a manly scream...

[impalabeeper]

I love that movie. What happened to this kind of comedy? Bring back the old intelligent comedies cos today all I hear are crude, penile jokes in comedy and it is absolutely tiring and sickening :(

[MovieMonkeyMartin]

This Should be the actual trailer for the movie!!!

[frappucino887]

look at the devil face at 0:10 .... haha

[swirlybuns12]

Doesnt the beginning kinda sound like Harry Potter ?

[ryansecor]

@swirlybuns12 that's because both movies were scored by John Williams!

[swirlybuns12]

@ryansecor Oh.. Thats Cool :D

[fmalphons]

true dat

[alilapop]

Cool it could be a great trailer

[jojo33355]

HAHAHHAHHA!!

[Nitecrawler24]

laughed. out. loud. i haven't seen this movie in so long >< i really need to now.

[BiohazardBunney]

I had very liberal parents, but Home Alone was the only movie my mother ever took me out of. Goddamn the amount of repeatable violence in that film, it was as if they wanted kids to do this stuff. However, its still my favorite christmas movies <3

[2062005ro]

If they really thought kids were stupid then why is one scared of the dark and screamed when he saw a rat on him. How dumb is he?!

[smoogirl]

@2062005ro Ohm.... that was a tarantula on his face...

[megawatt62]

the robbers where probably thinking wheres chuck norris when you need him

[mixter654321]

the robbers were probably thinking "WHERES CASEY ANTHONY?"

[RobbieAndPhoebe]

try the front door

[ISAAC3143]

the guy with glasses has done it again

[JesusRad20]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[EleMentRaW]

15 seconds.

[mikiroony]

Moral of the story: NEVER try the back door with kids...

[phnx90]

@mikiroony that's what she said! bahahaha

[McSuperfly101]

@mikiroony You can go to prison for that.

[mikiroony]

@McSuperfly101 That's why I don't do it. It's also bad for your health!

[lolman0100]

@mikiroony lol u sounded proper dirty then

[Nick86486]

@mikiroony yea look what happened to MJ... i know i'm rude but i couldn't resist

[tobs22]

@mikiroony ...and don't go to Penn State

[lilCaucasian]

@mikiroony  hahaha thats not politically correct

[NoobsAreUsh]

@mikiroony Clever girl...

[AnnoyingUT3Player]

@mikiroony Pedobear does it all the time, he's never had problems

[GoldenArcher66]

he's a kid kids are stupid classic!

[SuperHeroMania]

Only a few of these 5 second videos I can LMFAO at, and this is one of them

[ShaynerBean]

I've been watching your 5 second video's and they are hilarious!!!:D

[Heci55CrO]

hahaha followed by titanic this is the best 5sec "movie"...

[Spitfirefilmz]

10 people think kids are stupid.

[pokerfan2035]

i love his screams with the spider

[AKittyKatProduction]

Moral of the Story: Don't fuck around with Kids.