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  • You dislike him so much, you took time out of your day to to watch a video with his thumbnail to leave a comment about your dislike for him. You have just made Glenn Beck the center of your life =) Glenn Beck RULES!

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  • Onion>FOX NEWS

  • A steamed prize is giving someone the onion.

  • Oh come on, I'm not a huge fan of his and I still thought it was funny.

  • Apparently he forgives The Onion for "Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck."

  • holy shit haters

  • If this is true and he really worked for "The Onion" ...I would hurl myself into moving traffic. Please God, just let Glenn Beck be the media whore he is and please just let this be a commercial endeavor.

    Dear God...if you're listening, I like "The Onion News." To find out that Glenn Beck was associated with "The Onion News" would be like finding out the Easter Bunny isn't real. And we know that's just plain silly! The Easter IS real and lays little chocolate eggs, and I won't hear your lies!

  • I saw a car accident this morning outside and I immediately rushed outside in hope that the person inside was Glenn Beck, sadly it wasn't :(.

  • LIke a typical radio guy, this video is far too long and far too unfunny.

  • Despite my issues with Glen Beck and how he does things, I have to admit I liked how he did this video.

  • I love Glenn Beck. He is a wise, wise man.

  • I hate it when he talks....i agree with everything he is saying right now but i wish he was committing suicide or making a promise to commit suicide.

  • the onions greatest competitor

    Onion is WAY more reliable.

  • Knowing Glenn Beck, he probably thinks the Onion's Stories are all real

  • So we have Russ Feingold, Arianna Huffington, the president of Georgia, Mario Batali, Ricky Gervais, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Tom Hanks, Neil Gaiman, Laura Ingram, and Glenn Beck all supporting the same cause? WHAT IS GOING ON!

  • Wrong sir. You ACTUALLY started as a puddle of mud being hit by lighting. loloololololololo

  • I can't believe he didn't cry during this monologue.

  • Look at the claim, 'most well known' something... Claims like that actually makes a mad douche like that popular cause stupid people will believe it and soon a mass sheep will follow.

  • Lmao, I knew he was a sane person paid to be crazy

  • I really love to hate Beck and really hate it when I love him. Got to give it to you Glenn, your Onion post is the funniest so far. Please, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, don't let Beck out funny you!

  • Guys, Glenn Beck has been doing good on his show, watch it and trust me, youll learn alot

  • @machineyarod Hahaha, you're funny.

  • A fake journalist acting as a real journalist speaking for a fake news network acting as a real one. Does not..wait, makes perfect sense, actually.

  • To be honest I hope the Onion doesn't win one just so what he says will happen in regards to him, happens.

  • Dear god, the man's ego is enormous! Listen to how many times he says "I".

    Also publicity ploy, blah blah blah. He's hopping on a bandwagon, and it's weak.

  • Damn, I was all for the Onion getting a pulitzer but if Glenn Beck says it then there's no way it can be a good idea.

  • "Hello, I'm Glenn Beck. I'm fucking insane, and even I recognize the Onion's outstanding work as deserving of the prestigious Pulitzer.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my socialism-immune lair to masturbate in my own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard. Good day."

  • @davethehostage Your comment about Glenn Beck's video supporting The Onion for the Pulitzer was the funniest part of the whole page... even the video itself. So, I put it in one of my satirical articles on our site, RestoringTruthiness(dot)org Check it out! BTW, we're looking for funny writers and videographers, if you're interested, submit a sample piece of work on our site.

  • @stokedbeachbum Really? I'm flattered, thank you. You wouldn't happen to have a link to the article itself, would you? I can't really locate it on the site.

    By the way, "truthiness" = solid word. Continue to preach the truth, friend.

  • @davethehostage Sorry, didn't see this message. Here's the link bit(dot)ly/od9ocy

  • @davethehostage marry me

  • @davethehostage If all beck does is "masturbate in his own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard" how come he has more money than you?

  • @landline00 He has more money than me because millions of morons like yourself tune in to watch him behaving like a mentally disabled child every week.

  • @davethehostage I don't have cable so I never watch him. Go watch Stewart bash Fox News while our country drowns in debt you useful idiot.

  • @landline00 Oh, you're one of those "everyone who disagrees with me clearly worships Jon Stewart" conservatives. It's a nice strawman argument, to be sure. I hope it's working out for you. I suppose you're the kind of idiot who suggests reducing the deficit by means of tax cuts for the rich, or something astoundingly stupid and contradictory like that. I suppose you're also in favour of continuing the two costly wars the US is involved in as well. Am I in the ballpark here?

  • @davethehostage No, no , and no. (btw. it's three wars now)

    Why was it OK for you to assume that I watch Glenn Beck regularly and engage in hyperbole claiming that all he does M-F on his three hour radio show & one hour TV show is, "masturbate in his own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard?" He interviewed David Mamet on his radio show a few weeks ago. Does that = masturbate in his own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard?

  • @landline00 I'm aware of the Libyan war, it just hasn't risen to the cost of the other two just yet. And emphasis on the "hyperbole" part. I'm exaggerating just a tad. As for the "masturbating/feces" statement, I think it's pretty clear that I was simply implying that he behaves in a fashion similar to that of the mentally deranged. If you've ever seen his show, I'm not sure how you could even suggest that this man is sane. At the very least, he's behaving as such for ratings.

  • @davethehostage Ive never understood why people watch videos of people they dislike and then comment about them, sounds freakin insane to me...

  • ***PERSON I HATE LIKES SOMETHING I LIKE ***DOES NOT COMPUTE ***DOES NOT COMPUTE ***MUST WATCH DAILY SHOW/COLBERT REPORT TO RESTORE WORLD VIEW***

  • @dawgmatic23 Bwahahahaah!!! That's exactly the same conclusion I just came to!!!

  • @dawgmatic23 BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's exactly the same conclusion that I just came to!!!

  • @dawgmatic23 Your comment about Glenn Beck's video supporting The Onion for the Pulitzer was the funniest part of the whole page... even the video itself. So, I put it in one of my satirical articles on our site, RestoringTruthiness(dot)org Check it out! BTW, we're looking for funny writers and videographers, if you're interested, submit a sample piece of work on our site.

  • @stokedbeachbum How can your god Jon Stewart be both right & wrong? Ohh is that what 'truthiness' means?

  • @dawgmatic23 The only way to bring peace to this world is to recognize that it's ok to agree with someone you despise. It's REALLY ok.

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  • Kinda hard to tell this sort of shtick apart from what he does on his show, except this time he's doing something good.

  • This is humorous.

    Positive reaffirmation, Mr. Beck, for this one good thing you did this one time ever!! (((not allaway a bad person hugz)))

  • Glen, you are so full of it The Onion canned your ass. 

  • After a couple Onion stories aimed at Glenn Beck, I'm surprised he did this. Pretty funny. I'm also not surprised that people are now fighting about his show on this very page. Whatever.

  • Shut up, we dont need you to tell us what the Koch Bro's are telling you to. just say you agree, get paid by them, and get out of our lives!

  • Die screaming you fucking mormon moron.

  • Say it with me: Pulitzer is pronounced "Pull-it-sir".

  • I bet you that NONE of you have watched a full one of his shows. You repeat what the bloggers tell you. If you were to read one of his books (considering your literate) and didn't think Glenn wrote it, you would learn a lot. Fact is he doesn't slant anything either way on the political spectrum, he just gives the facts. Watch one of his shows and thats all you would see. Facts. Don't judge without having knowledge.

  • @Bingo1059 *you're

  • @Bingo1059 I AGREE! I watch his show, I know that a bunch of trolls try to ruin his name, and there are a couple his channel. but he is factual and a great guy

  • @Bingo1059

    For sure! I loved the part when he told the public that Obama has a deep seated hatred for white people. I loved the part when he talked about FEMA camps, then tried to back peddle when his listeners were ARRESTED for for arming themselves against the big bad oppressive government while they collect unemployment and disability checks. You're right, he is RIGHT down the center not a bias to be found../s

    There is a huge list of his lies out for the world to see in the PROPER context

  • @Stereotype77

    Obama probably does hate white people, but thats a comment made in passing. By the way your comment is cut up and choppy i'm assuming English is not your first language, I will try to make the best out of what I understand from your comment. What was wrong with him talking about FEMA camps? You never explained. I think its disgusting that his listeners where arrested by the government, but what does that have to do with him? Try and clean up your comment, I don't understand?

  • I'd fight Glenn Beck.

  • He's been using the same orange tanning crap as John Boehner.

  • What the hell... this is blowing my mind. Glen Beck has a sense of humour????

  • This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen. I can't stand his politics, but damn the man can be funny! I tip my cap to you, Mr Beck.

  • Wtf has he done to his face, look at the color o.O

  • @Hvaharjeggjort Too much solarium. The sign of a douche. lol

  • "Media personality and longtime champion of logic and grace"

    I am completely stunned... What is wrong with you people!?!

  • I'm 12 years old , what is this??

  • @AlexCress007 I only reply to people who reply to me. I try never to reply to a comment just because I don't agree. An I rarely go past the the 1st comment page. But I agree with the wasting my breath thing. People are gonna believe whatever they have to, to feel that their side is the just one. Even if the facts say differently.

  • I was mad at injustice, the injustice of social justice!

  • That video description is the funniest thing.

  • He is just retarded...

  • that explains it! he still thinks he`s on the onion. All this time on fox, he`s actually being ironic

  • @914tango If that's true, he's no longer a grasshopper.

  • @914tango nope... he was fired because the guys at the onion realized he actually believed what he was reporting

  • I suppose a funny video is a funny video, great job Mr. Beck.

  • Finally something worth listening too LOL!

    I actually don't mind glenn beck, he is entertaining, weather I agree or disagree with him is another topic, but I do like and respect his courage

  • you started as an alcoholic i thought?

  • I'm actually surprised he did this haha

  • Glenn Beck... interesting.

    One of the few people on TV who isn't afraid of saying what's on his mind.

  • Well, that does it. I no longer support this campaign.

  • Glenn Beck was fired from FOX and it was bloody hilarious!

  • @nighrage Not fired, actually. :) If he was fired, he wouldn't have still been doing his show up to the present day, after all this time (and have an agreement to continue doing plenty of specials for them). It's just that there was an agreement which allows him to spend more time diversifying into other mediums where he can be fill a proactive, rather than purely informational role.

  • @nighrage Actually Glenn chose to not renew his contract- aside from speaking with Mr. Beck on a personal basis, I much of his staff have also been quite open about it...and in the coming months all the Glenn-haters will pray for the day that he is only on at 5 pm on Fox News...oh yes, it's going to be fun...and quite big.

  • @freestaterevolution Not true....Fox refused to renew his contract because of poor rating and deteriorating viewer numbers. Whos surprised? not moi

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  • @marshan3q Check your facts dude, just like when he was on HLN. Fox refused to renew his contract, i.e they fired him.

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  • GO DIE IN A FIRE, GLENN BECK

  • First decent thing he did.

  • OMG so that is why he is quitting Fox News. ONN will get a Pulitzer and he knew it all along!

  • Amazing! lol

  • Onion, Potatoes, Carrot's Tomatoes "wtf" sounds like soup to me!

  • Glenn Beck is the grandmaster of trolls.

  • @chickensesame he really is and you have to respect him for this. he owns conservatives by telling them stupid lies they're ready to die for and he owns liberals by making millions of dollars at it.

  • @chickensesame nope i am

  • The most accurate thing he has ever said.

  • What if Glenn Beck actually fakes his over conservative agenda and then writes a book about it? That would be the greatest trolling of all time. ALL TIME

  • Eat a bag of dicks glenn!!!

  • Finally, he is not telling blatant lies.

  • Hello, I'm Glenn Beck. I'm orange.

    What a fucktard.

  • Glenn Beck is awesome.

  • The Onion , Glenn Beck and the Pulitzer should all be equal .

  • TIL Glen Beck is the worlds most committed performance artist.

  • @RayWilliamJohnston Holy crap it's RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON

  • What Jerk off... Hey Glenn, Still waiting for you to get water-boarded - you lying fear mongering loser.

  • @mhelweg Oh look, a jackass.

  • this guy is so obviously playing a character all the time, and if hes not hes a crazy fucking sociopath

    and hes not funny

  • This is ironic because of this /watch?v=-faCh8BUEts

  • Damn, seems like Glenn has been trolling Fox News the whole time.

  • I liked the whole campaign until i saw Glenn Beck.

  • FAG!

  • @HoGraz Grow up.

  • i hate this loser!!

  • @markuslowe9 Why, cuz John Stewart told you to? Or maybe some blogs? Grow up and get a clue.

  • @Tuhljin What the hell is this? You think you're enlightened cause you can pretend everyone who has a different opinion is just not a 'responsible' 35 year old person? I'm sure you measure every form of 'success' by the same yard-stick. Take a look in the mirror. You're a disgrace.

  • @Tuhljin why did you assume I watch john stewart? I hate this loser because of what he stands for and what he pretends to be. If you cant see through him and I feel for america.

  • now the onion will never get a pulitzer

  • Glenn rocks, and so does the Onion. 

  • To the Beck haters: You have serious problems. As to The Onion's story from, what, several years ago called something like "Person killed in car crash tragically not Glenn Beck," it's a spoof of the sheer hatred of the guy exhibited by much of the media. You obviously don't understand The Onion if you think they're putting out their own opinions on much of anything out there, and you're among the scumbags they were mocking in that piece.

  • @Tuhljin Shutup you mouthbreather. You need to grow up and stop listening to super heroes. This person has desecrated sacred in America. Capisce? You don't read a bunch of books by Goebells and then stage a rally on the same day that MLK had his rally. That's what the Republicans do. They use incorporation to coerce everyone. They also lie their asses off. This person actually does represent the devil for this day and age. You can look up your guide on self defense for libertarians.

  • @HoGraz "You don't read a bunch of books by Goebells and then stage a rally on the same day that MLK had his rally."

    So Beck is like Goebells now, is he? You're a lunatic. Oh, and MLK's niece was at that rally, a rally all credible parties (and even some less-credible ones that lean Left) said was nonpolitical and inspirational. If you slander even that, then you are a hyper-partisan. You are a hate-driven smearmongering hack.

  • @Tuhljin Yea he is like Goebells. You know where Goebells got his book ideas on propaganda? Edward Bernays, an American. Glenn did a show on it, dumb dumb. You're the moron obviously. MLK's niece is another Uncle Tom in feminine form. That doesn't matter. You guys always coop stuff. Take Michael Steel or the guy from Godfather's Pizza here in Tenn. You can draw lines all you want, but you drew a line by giving sympathy to this person and passing judgement on those who have any sense of truth.

  • @HoGraz "He did a show on it, dumb dumb."

    I know about Goebells and his tactics and how certain people today are trying to use them, and per his journal where he got some inspiration for his propaganda (documented fact: Wilson-era Progressives called for government programs to manipulate public opinion). Apparently, you don't, and you also have serious, serious problems with logic/reasoning as you think doing a show about him in order to expose propaganda tactics... is using propaganda tactics.

  • @Tuhljin Even Gore Vidal thinks Wilson was one of the worst presidents ever. Maybe you'd prefer Hardin bombing American citizens. Obviously you are not smart enough to realize we have two right wing parties. God you are pathetic.

  • @HoGraz "two right wing parties"

    What, because the statistically most liberal Senator turned out to not be uber-Progressive enough for your taste? Hint: Studies and polls prove the country is center-right, and you being on a fringe position outside that spectrum doesn't change that. The historical record tells us you're a kool-aid drinking revisionist.

  • @Tuhljin You bozo. You don't even know my 'tastes.' You should try staying within the parameters. We're talking about Glenn Beck. Just cause Jerry Fallwell was a right-wing fascist theocrat doesnt' mean I'm a 'hyper partisan hack.'

  • @HoGraz "try staying within the parameters. We're talking about Glenn Beck" immediately followed by a smear of Jerry Fallwell. You cannot seriously be this dense, can you? Dealing with you is absurd and it'd be silly of me to continue, so I won't.

  • @Tuhljin Dude you are a lost Johnny. Lost soul also perhaps, but you try the same mechanical tactics that all these Libertarian Shills use. You have not shown any points and use more ad hominem comments than anyone else. Yet you still try to maintain your egoist ideal of you having moral superiority and any sense of intellegence. You have proven my point....again. I'll see you later. P.S. that last comment about anti-semites was pretty pathetic in attempting to make yourself some credible.

  • @HoGraz Yep, you really do have a lot in common with that anti-Semite Truther trolling here (1shabuti1 - y'know, the guy whose nonsense I was refuting before you ever showed up; "attempt to make myself credible" my butt). He didn't know the definition of "shill," either. You guys should get together. Good night.

  • @Tuhljin Shill.

  • @Tuhljin Dude. You are a moron. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Hint. You should grow up and stop defending Glenn Beck if you're smart enough to have an ACT score over 14. Start by not going on people's comments on youtube and saying "You leave poor Glenn alone!" "You're a Left Wing Nut Job." Uh, buddy boy, if you think Glenn Beck is anything not dispicable then you're a hyper partisan nut job. You prooved my point from the get-go. Oh wait let me see what quotes you use of mine.

  • @HoGraz You've proven my point, and your complete misuse of idioms doesn't improve your case. There's no point continuing this "conversation." You're almost as bad as that anti-Semite 9/11 Truther trolling around here, just a different flavor of hate.

  • @Tuhljin You libertarian -Know Nothings have all these tactics to hold up your feeble mindset. You can't make sense of the world and have no experience.

  • @Tuhljin Dude we see you a mile away. Either you're some Tea Partier or paid by some industrialists. Either way you are totally self-driven and have no understanding of yourself in the world.

  • @Tuhljin You should also read some of Bernays top ten things on propaganda. The first is to get your propaganda out there. If you can't figure things out just by watching his show then you obviously must be an idiot. The problem is you aren't a total idiot. You're just a shill and that's why you can write a pathetic youtube comment to express your worthless opinion on matters. Go do some soul searching.

  • @HoGraz By that ridiculous stretch, EVERYTHING on television is propaganda. You are horrible at logical debate. I'd comment on the wider picture of HONEST debate (which should include logical debate) as well, but it's bloody obvious you don't put any weight on honesty.

  • @Tuhljin God, you are nauseating. You can't do ANYTHING right.

  • @Tuhljin "Hyper partisan"...What are you a 'moderate." You obviuosly like this paranoid jingoist lunatic.

  • @HoGraz "Paranoid jingoist lunatic."

    You prove my point. I might as well have called you a moron who can't spell and then you attempt to refute me with "der you iz a dum dum hed and i hat yoo."

  • @Tuhljin You don't have a point.

  • @HoGraz Me: Glenn Beck haters here, and you in particular, are hyper-partisan hate-driven hacks.

    You: GLENN IS EVIL INCARNATE

    Me: You prove my point.

    You: You don't have a point.

    Do you not know what "point" means, or are you just incapable of following even the most basic arguments?

  • @Tuhljin It won't help. The idea of me using the same immature tactics the Republicans use against themselves is a decent idea because most of them fall for it. Not all of them are super smart and evil. They do have 'followers.' Not to mention the "Libertarians."

  • @HoGraz And yet more psychological projection from the Beck haters. Predictable.

  • @Tuhljin Wait do you really stand by this guy? You haven't added anything meaningful. You are on some crusade to be like 'let's all get along.' Dude wake up. Do you think we should have been moderate in 04? Get a clue. These people want to destroy everything. I sniffed you out from a mile away. You are a pathetic person. Every flaw you have you lie and put it off on the other guy. You definitely have some psychological issues yourself. Using Freshman Psych terms won't get you far with people

  • @Tuhljin who went to college or at least are not anti-academic. The people you are trying to impress because you are paid won't be impressed. Just give up. You lost.

  • @Tuhljin P.S. You disgust me and everyone else. Maybe you are the paranoid feable minded type just like you friend Glenn. Try to listen.

  • @HoGraz "everyone else" "paranoid feable minded just like you friend Glenn"

    You prove my point again and again, hyper-partisan hate-driven hack.

  • @Tuhljin What are you driven by? Money perhaps? What is this:" hyper-partisan hate-driven hack."? Dude I'm not the one being paid to argue on here. Just cause you hate Glenn Beck doesn't make you even partisan you "hack." You disprove yourself .

  • @HoGraz So now I'm paid to argue, am I? Are you really that far gone that you believe such tripe, or are you just so stupid that you think it's a persuasive argument to accuse the other person of being something they themselves would obviously know they are not? Or maybe you're just hoping to suck in gullible useful idiots to carry on with your hate-driven agenda.

  • @Tuhljin i see you run to the next when u git yer ass wooped.

  • @1shabuti1 Redefining even more terms, eh? Or is this more history revisionism? Or just yet another demonstration of how you can't follow simple logical concepts like cause and effect? Again, whatever helps you sleep at night.

  • @Tuhljin what I see is you helping yourself to sleep at night by pretending to actually believe the crap you push..

    you are a legend in your own mind.

    hey man whatever works.

    you have not addressed the thermite dancing israelis deportations car bombs on king st. you do not even have a working channel. SHILL.

  • So, you used to work for the Onion? Hmmm are you sure you still dont work for the Onion? It seems to me like all you do is still report nothing but bullshit.

  • hahaha, i think this is a new side of Glenn Beck we're seeing here!

    Perhaps he knows a little something about the hilarious "media" after all....

  • SO he's not an idiot, or a religious zealot douche. He's simply a brilliant actor and opportunist ! he probably doesn't believe a word he says ! he's just pandering to idiots for a pay check! LOVE IT!

  • @JesusWithaSword718 hahahahahahahahahaha

  • @JesusWithaSword718

    That doesn't make him any less pathetic.

    Also: That's not an excuse for propagating bullshit. That he knows what he is doing actually makes it WORSE.

  • WHY DOES GLENN BECK RUIN EVERYTHING I LOVE

  • Glenn you are a dumb faggot

  • Glenn Beck is the perfect person to endorse the Onion's bid for a Pulitzer.

    Their stories not only are satirical and humorous, which Glenn Beck absolutely fails at attempting, but they're also, in many cases, closer to the facts than the conspiracy theories you can hear on Glenn Beck's programs...