You dislike him so much, you took time out of your day to to watch a video with his thumbnail to leave a comment about your dislike for him. You have just made Glenn Beck the center of your life =) Glenn Beck RULES!
We have been lied to over the years, not only by Governments but by religious leaders, who have preached so many lies that are not even in Scripture and lead many on the path to destruction. You might want to visit a site that is in my user name which is 2besaved dot com.There is a great audio there that will shock you and you will come away asking many questions. Thanks Jane
If this is true and he really worked for "The Onion" ...I would hurl myself into moving traffic. Please God, just let Glenn Beck be the media whore he is and please just let this be a commercial endeavor.
Dear God...if you're listening, I like "The Onion News." To find out that Glenn Beck was associated with "The Onion News" would be like finding out the Easter Bunny isn't real. And we know that's just plain silly! The Easter IS real and lays little chocolate eggs, and I won't hear your lies!
So we have Russ Feingold, Arianna Huffington, the president of Georgia, Mario Batali, Ricky Gervais, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Tom Hanks, Neil Gaiman, Laura Ingram, and Glenn Beck all supporting the same cause? WHAT IS GOING ON!
Look at the claim, 'most well known' something... Claims like that actually makes a mad douche like that popular cause stupid people will believe it and soon a mass sheep will follow.
I really love to hate Beck and really hate it when I love him. Got to give it to you Glenn, your Onion post is the funniest so far. Please, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, don't let Beck out funny you!
"Hello, I'm Glenn Beck. I'm fucking insane, and even I recognize the Onion's outstanding work as deserving of the prestigious Pulitzer.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my socialism-immune lair to masturbate in my own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard. Good day."
@davethehostage Your comment about Glenn Beck's video supporting The Onion for the Pulitzer was the funniest part of the whole page... even the video itself. So, I put it in one of my satirical articles on our site, RestoringTruthiness(dot)org Check it out! BTW, we're looking for funny writers and videographers, if you're interested, submit a sample piece of work on our site.
@stokedbeachbum Really? I'm flattered, thank you. You wouldn't happen to have a link to the article itself, would you? I can't really locate it on the site.
By the way, "truthiness" = solid word. Continue to preach the truth, friend.
@landline00 He has more money than me because millions of morons like yourself tune in to watch him behaving like a mentally disabled child every week.
@landline00 Oh, you're one of those "everyone who disagrees with me clearly worships Jon Stewart" conservatives. It's a nice strawman argument, to be sure. I hope it's working out for you. I suppose you're the kind of idiot who suggests reducing the deficit by means of tax cuts for the rich, or something astoundingly stupid and contradictory like that. I suppose you're also in favour of continuing the two costly wars the US is involved in as well. Am I in the ballpark here?
Why was it OK for you to assume that I watch Glenn Beck regularly and engage in hyperbole claiming that all he does M-F on his three hour radio show & one hour TV show is, "masturbate in his own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard?" He interviewed David Mamet on his radio show a few weeks ago. Does that = masturbate in his own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard?
@landline00 I'm aware of the Libyan war, it just hasn't risen to the cost of the other two just yet. And emphasis on the "hyperbole" part. I'm exaggerating just a tad. As for the "masturbating/feces" statement, I think it's pretty clear that I was simply implying that he behaves in a fashion similar to that of the mentally deranged. If you've ever seen his show, I'm not sure how you could even suggest that this man is sane. At the very least, he's behaving as such for ratings.
@dawgmatic23 Your comment about Glenn Beck's video supporting The Onion for the Pulitzer was the funniest part of the whole page... even the video itself. So, I put it in one of my satirical articles on our site, RestoringTruthiness(dot)org Check it out! BTW, we're looking for funny writers and videographers, if you're interested, submit a sample piece of work on our site.
After a couple Onion stories aimed at Glenn Beck, I'm surprised he did this. Pretty funny. I'm also not surprised that people are now fighting about his show on this very page. Whatever.
I bet you that NONE of you have watched a full one of his shows. You repeat what the bloggers tell you. If you were to read one of his books (considering your literate) and didn't think Glenn wrote it, you would learn a lot. Fact is he doesn't slant anything either way on the political spectrum, he just gives the facts. Watch one of his shows and thats all you would see. Facts. Don't judge without having knowledge.
@Bingo1059 I AGREE! I watch his show, I know that a bunch of trolls try to ruin his name, and there are a couple his channel. but he is factual and a great guy
For sure! I loved the part when he told the public that Obama has a deep seated hatred for white people. I loved the part when he talked about FEMA camps, then tried to back peddle when his listeners were ARRESTED for for arming themselves against the big bad oppressive government while they collect unemployment and disability checks. You're right, he is RIGHT down the center not a bias to be found../s
There is a huge list of his lies out for the world to see in the PROPER context
Obama probably does hate white people, but thats a comment made in passing. By the way your comment is cut up and choppy i'm assuming English is not your first language, I will try to make the best out of what I understand from your comment. What was wrong with him talking about FEMA camps? You never explained. I think its disgusting that his listeners where arrested by the government, but what does that have to do with him? Try and clean up your comment, I don't understand?
@AlexCress007 I only reply to people who reply to me. I try never to reply to a comment just because I don't agree. An I rarely go past the the 1st comment page. But I agree with the wasting my breath thing. People are gonna believe whatever they have to, to feel that their side is the just one. Even if the facts say differently.
@nighrage Not fired, actually. :) If he was fired, he wouldn't have still been doing his show up to the present day, after all this time (and have an agreement to continue doing plenty of specials for them). It's just that there was an agreement which allows him to spend more time diversifying into other mediums where he can be fill a proactive, rather than purely informational role.
@nighrage Actually Glenn chose to not renew his contract- aside from speaking with Mr. Beck on a personal basis, I much of his staff have also been quite open about it...and in the coming months all the Glenn-haters will pray for the day that he is only on at 5 pm on Fox News...oh yes, it's going to be fun...and quite big.
@chickensesame he really is and you have to respect him for this. he owns conservatives by telling them stupid lies they're ready to die for and he owns liberals by making millions of dollars at it.
What if Glenn Beck actually fakes his over conservative agenda and then writes a book about it? That would be the greatest trolling of all time. ALL TIME
@Tuhljin What the hell is this? You think you're enlightened cause you can pretend everyone who has a different opinion is just not a 'responsible' 35 year old person? I'm sure you measure every form of 'success' by the same yard-stick. Take a look in the mirror. You're a disgrace.
@Tuhljin why did you assume I watch john stewart? I hate this loser because of what he stands for and what he pretends to be. If you cant see through him and I feel for america.
To the Beck haters: You have serious problems. As to The Onion's story from, what, several years ago called something like "Person killed in car crash tragically not Glenn Beck," it's a spoof of the sheer hatred of the guy exhibited by much of the media. You obviously don't understand The Onion if you think they're putting out their own opinions on much of anything out there, and you're among the scumbags they were mocking in that piece.
@Tuhljin Shutup you mouthbreather. You need to grow up and stop listening to super heroes. This person has desecrated sacred in America. Capisce? You don't read a bunch of books by Goebells and then stage a rally on the same day that MLK had his rally. That's what the Republicans do. They use incorporation to coerce everyone. They also lie their asses off. This person actually does represent the devil for this day and age. You can look up your guide on self defense for libertarians.
@HoGraz "You don't read a bunch of books by Goebells and then stage a rally on the same day that MLK had his rally."
So Beck is like Goebells now, is he? You're a lunatic. Oh, and MLK's niece was at that rally, a rally all credible parties (and even some less-credible ones that lean Left) said was nonpolitical and inspirational. If you slander even that, then you are a hyper-partisan. You are a hate-driven smearmongering hack.
@Tuhljin Yea he is like Goebells. You know where Goebells got his book ideas on propaganda? Edward Bernays, an American. Glenn did a show on it, dumb dumb. You're the moron obviously. MLK's niece is another Uncle Tom in feminine form. That doesn't matter. You guys always coop stuff. Take Michael Steel or the guy from Godfather's Pizza here in Tenn. You can draw lines all you want, but you drew a line by giving sympathy to this person and passing judgement on those who have any sense of truth.
I know about Goebells and his tactics and how certain people today are trying to use them, and per his journal where he got some inspiration for his propaganda (documented fact: Wilson-era Progressives called for government programs to manipulate public opinion). Apparently, you don't, and you also have serious, serious problems with logic/reasoning as you think doing a show about him in order to expose propaganda tactics... is using propaganda tactics.
@Tuhljin Even Gore Vidal thinks Wilson was one of the worst presidents ever. Maybe you'd prefer Hardin bombing American citizens. Obviously you are not smart enough to realize we have two right wing parties. God you are pathetic.
What, because the statistically most liberal Senator turned out to not be uber-Progressive enough for your taste? Hint: Studies and polls prove the country is center-right, and you being on a fringe position outside that spectrum doesn't change that. The historical record tells us you're a kool-aid drinking revisionist.
@Tuhljin You bozo. You don't even know my 'tastes.' You should try staying within the parameters. We're talking about Glenn Beck. Just cause Jerry Fallwell was a right-wing fascist theocrat doesnt' mean I'm a 'hyper partisan hack.'
@HoGraz Your own comments prove you are exactly that. Like I said:
You prove my point. I might as well have called you a moron who can't spell and then you attempt to refute me with "der you iz a dum dum hed and i hat yoo."
@HoGraz "try staying within the parameters. We're talking about Glenn Beck" immediately followed by a smear of Jerry Fallwell. You cannot seriously be this dense, can you? Dealing with you is absurd and it'd be silly of me to continue, so I won't.
@Tuhljin Dude you are a lost Johnny. Lost soul also perhaps, but you try the same mechanical tactics that all these Libertarian Shills use. You have not shown any points and use more ad hominem comments than anyone else. Yet you still try to maintain your egoist ideal of you having moral superiority and any sense of intellegence. You have proven my point....again. I'll see you later. P.S. that last comment about anti-semites was pretty pathetic in attempting to make yourself some credible.
@HoGraz Yep, you really do have a lot in common with that anti-Semite Truther trolling here (1shabuti1 - y'know, the guy whose nonsense I was refuting before you ever showed up; "attempt to make myself credible" my butt). He didn't know the definition of "shill," either. You guys should get together. Good night.
@Tuhljin Dude. You are a moron. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Hint. You should grow up and stop defending Glenn Beck if you're smart enough to have an ACT score over 14. Start by not going on people's comments on youtube and saying "You leave poor Glenn alone!" "You're a Left Wing Nut Job." Uh, buddy boy, if you think Glenn Beck is anything not dispicable then you're a hyper partisan nut job. You prooved my point from the get-go. Oh wait let me see what quotes you use of mine.
@HoGraz You've proven my point, and your complete misuse of idioms doesn't improve your case. There's no point continuing this "conversation." You're almost as bad as that anti-Semite 9/11 Truther trolling around here, just a different flavor of hate.
@Tuhljin You libertarian -Know Nothings have all these tactics to hold up your feeble mindset. You can't make sense of the world and have no experience.
@Tuhljin Dude we see you a mile away. Either you're some Tea Partier or paid by some industrialists. Either way you are totally self-driven and have no understanding of yourself in the world.
@Tuhljin You should also read some of Bernays top ten things on propaganda. The first is to get your propaganda out there. If you can't figure things out just by watching his show then you obviously must be an idiot. The problem is you aren't a total idiot. You're just a shill and that's why you can write a pathetic youtube comment to express your worthless opinion on matters. Go do some soul searching.
@HoGraz By that ridiculous stretch, EVERYTHING on television is propaganda. You are horrible at logical debate. I'd comment on the wider picture of HONEST debate (which should include logical debate) as well, but it's bloody obvious you don't put any weight on honesty.
You prove my point. I might as well have called you a moron who can't spell and then you attempt to refute me with "der you iz a dum dum hed and i hat yoo."
@Tuhljin It won't help. The idea of me using the same immature tactics the Republicans use against themselves is a decent idea because most of them fall for it. Not all of them are super smart and evil. They do have 'followers.' Not to mention the "Libertarians."
@Tuhljin Wait do you really stand by this guy? You haven't added anything meaningful. You are on some crusade to be like 'let's all get along.' Dude wake up. Do you think we should have been moderate in 04? Get a clue. These people want to destroy everything. I sniffed you out from a mile away. You are a pathetic person. Every flaw you have you lie and put it off on the other guy. You definitely have some psychological issues yourself. Using Freshman Psych terms won't get you far with people
@Tuhljin who went to college or at least are not anti-academic. The people you are trying to impress because you are paid won't be impressed. Just give up. You lost.
@Tuhljin What are you driven by? Money perhaps? What is this:" hyper-partisan hate-driven hack."? Dude I'm not the one being paid to argue on here. Just cause you hate Glenn Beck doesn't make you even partisan you "hack." You disprove yourself .
@HoGraz So now I'm paid to argue, am I? Are you really that far gone that you believe such tripe, or are you just so stupid that you think it's a persuasive argument to accuse the other person of being something they themselves would obviously know they are not? Or maybe you're just hoping to suck in gullible useful idiots to carry on with your hate-driven agenda.
@1shabuti1 Redefining even more terms, eh? Or is this more history revisionism? Or just yet another demonstration of how you can't follow simple logical concepts like cause and effect? Again, whatever helps you sleep at night.
So, you used to work for the Onion? Hmmm are you sure you still dont work for the Onion? It seems to me like all you do is still report nothing but bullshit.
SO he's not an idiot, or a religious zealot douche. He's simply a brilliant actor and opportunist ! he probably doesn't believe a word he says ! he's just pandering to idiots for a pay check! LOVE IT!
Glenn Beck is the perfect person to endorse the Onion's bid for a Pulitzer.
Their stories not only are satirical and humorous, which Glenn Beck absolutely fails at attempting, but they're also, in many cases, closer to the facts than the conspiracy theories you can hear on Glenn Beck's programs...
@tevyef Your comment about Glenn Beck's video supporting The Onion for the Pulitzer was the funniest part of the whole page... even the video itself. So, I put it in one of my satirical articles on our site, RestoringTruthiness(dot)org Check it out! BTW, we're looking for funny writers and videographers, if you're interested, submit a sample piece of work on our site.
You dislike him so much, you took time out of your day to to watch a video with his thumbnail to leave a comment about your dislike for him. You have just made Glenn Beck the center of your life =) Glenn Beck RULES!
Jovan14606 6 months ago
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Jovan14606 6 months ago
Onion>FOX NEWS
ImSoOffended 6 months ago
A steamed prize is giving someone the onion.
TheFringeBenefit1 6 months ago
Oh come on, I'm not a huge fan of his and I still thought it was funny.
SchmuddelGrunge 7 months ago 2
Apparently he forgives The Onion for "Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck."
SamFromNT 7 months ago 9
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We have been lied to over the years, not only by Governments but by religious leaders, who have preached so many lies that are not even in Scripture and lead many on the path to destruction. You might want to visit a site that is in my user name which is 2besaved dot com.There is a great audio there that will shock you and you will come away asking many questions. Thanks Jane
2besavedcom 7 months ago
holy shit haters
karizma249 7 months ago
If this is true and he really worked for "The Onion" ...I would hurl myself into moving traffic. Please God, just let Glenn Beck be the media whore he is and please just let this be a commercial endeavor.
Dear God...if you're listening, I like "The Onion News." To find out that Glenn Beck was associated with "The Onion News" would be like finding out the Easter Bunny isn't real. And we know that's just plain silly! The Easter IS real and lays little chocolate eggs, and I won't hear your lies!
HSOUIXZ 7 months ago
I saw a car accident this morning outside and I immediately rushed outside in hope that the person inside was Glenn Beck, sadly it wasn't :(.
gelos7008 7 months ago
LIke a typical radio guy, this video is far too long and far too unfunny.
g8btony 7 months ago
Despite my issues with Glen Beck and how he does things, I have to admit I liked how he did this video.
Iowa2006 7 months ago 3
I love Glenn Beck. He is a wise, wise man.
ryanellis000 7 months ago
I hate it when he talks....i agree with everything he is saying right now but i wish he was committing suicide or making a promise to commit suicide.
sam2cblraider 7 months ago
the onions greatest competitor
Onion is WAY more reliable.
funrizwan 7 months ago
Knowing Glenn Beck, he probably thinks the Onion's Stories are all real
BonBon3589 7 months ago
So we have Russ Feingold, Arianna Huffington, the president of Georgia, Mario Batali, Ricky Gervais, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Tom Hanks, Neil Gaiman, Laura Ingram, and Glenn Beck all supporting the same cause? WHAT IS GOING ON!
TheArtistOfKuroo 7 months ago 2
Wrong sir. You ACTUALLY started as a puddle of mud being hit by lighting. loloololololololo
KeshnerfFilms 7 months ago
I can't believe he didn't cry during this monologue.
Phabulouso 7 months ago
Look at the claim, 'most well known' something... Claims like that actually makes a mad douche like that popular cause stupid people will believe it and soon a mass sheep will follow.
fleshtheworld 7 months ago
Lmao, I knew he was a sane person paid to be crazy
eplanti 8 months ago
I really love to hate Beck and really hate it when I love him. Got to give it to you Glenn, your Onion post is the funniest so far. Please, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, don't let Beck out funny you!
stokedbeachbum 8 months ago
Guys, Glenn Beck has been doing good on his show, watch it and trust me, youll learn alot
machineyarod 8 months ago
@machineyarod Hahaha, you're funny.
intoxsik 8 months ago
A fake journalist acting as a real journalist speaking for a fake news network acting as a real one. Does not..wait, makes perfect sense, actually.
GearFourth 8 months ago 6
To be honest I hope the Onion doesn't win one just so what he says will happen in regards to him, happens.
Bagel34BC 8 months ago
Dear god, the man's ego is enormous! Listen to how many times he says "I".
Also publicity ploy, blah blah blah. He's hopping on a bandwagon, and it's weak.
hurricanopotamus 8 months ago
Damn, I was all for the Onion getting a pulitzer but if Glenn Beck says it then there's no way it can be a good idea.
HamsterAtDawn 8 months ago
"Hello, I'm Glenn Beck. I'm fucking insane, and even I recognize the Onion's outstanding work as deserving of the prestigious Pulitzer.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return to my socialism-immune lair to masturbate in my own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard. Good day."
davethehostage 8 months ago 65
@davethehostage Your comment about Glenn Beck's video supporting The Onion for the Pulitzer was the funniest part of the whole page... even the video itself. So, I put it in one of my satirical articles on our site, RestoringTruthiness(dot)org Check it out! BTW, we're looking for funny writers and videographers, if you're interested, submit a sample piece of work on our site.
stokedbeachbum 8 months ago
@stokedbeachbum Really? I'm flattered, thank you. You wouldn't happen to have a link to the article itself, would you? I can't really locate it on the site.
By the way, "truthiness" = solid word. Continue to preach the truth, friend.
davethehostage 8 months ago
@davethehostage Sorry, didn't see this message. Here's the link bit(dot)ly/od9ocy
stokedbeachbum 6 months ago
@davethehostage marry me
yourcathatesme 7 months ago
@davethehostage If all beck does is "masturbate in his own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard" how come he has more money than you?
landline00 7 months ago
@landline00 He has more money than me because millions of morons like yourself tune in to watch him behaving like a mentally disabled child every week.
davethehostage 7 months ago
@davethehostage I don't have cable so I never watch him. Go watch Stewart bash Fox News while our country drowns in debt you useful idiot.
landline00 7 months ago
@landline00 Oh, you're one of those "everyone who disagrees with me clearly worships Jon Stewart" conservatives. It's a nice strawman argument, to be sure. I hope it's working out for you. I suppose you're the kind of idiot who suggests reducing the deficit by means of tax cuts for the rich, or something astoundingly stupid and contradictory like that. I suppose you're also in favour of continuing the two costly wars the US is involved in as well. Am I in the ballpark here?
davethehostage 7 months ago
@davethehostage No, no , and no. (btw. it's three wars now)
Why was it OK for you to assume that I watch Glenn Beck regularly and engage in hyperbole claiming that all he does M-F on his three hour radio show & one hour TV show is, "masturbate in his own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard?" He interviewed David Mamet on his radio show a few weeks ago. Does that = masturbate in his own feces while drawing swastikas on a chalkboard?
landline00 7 months ago
@landline00 I'm aware of the Libyan war, it just hasn't risen to the cost of the other two just yet. And emphasis on the "hyperbole" part. I'm exaggerating just a tad. As for the "masturbating/feces" statement, I think it's pretty clear that I was simply implying that he behaves in a fashion similar to that of the mentally deranged. If you've ever seen his show, I'm not sure how you could even suggest that this man is sane. At the very least, he's behaving as such for ratings.
davethehostage 7 months ago
@davethehostage Ive never understood why people watch videos of people they dislike and then comment about them, sounds freakin insane to me...
beamanofgod 6 months ago
***PERSON I HATE LIKES SOMETHING I LIKE ***DOES NOT COMPUTE ***DOES NOT COMPUTE ***MUST WATCH DAILY SHOW/COLBERT REPORT TO RESTORE WORLD VIEW***
dawgmatic23 8 months ago 24
@dawgmatic23 Bwahahahaah!!! That's exactly the same conclusion I just came to!!!
DickyJaguar 8 months ago
@dawgmatic23 BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's exactly the same conclusion that I just came to!!!
DickyJaguar 8 months ago
@dawgmatic23 Your comment about Glenn Beck's video supporting The Onion for the Pulitzer was the funniest part of the whole page... even the video itself. So, I put it in one of my satirical articles on our site, RestoringTruthiness(dot)org Check it out! BTW, we're looking for funny writers and videographers, if you're interested, submit a sample piece of work on our site.
stokedbeachbum 8 months ago
@stokedbeachbum How can your god Jon Stewart be both right & wrong? Ohh is that what 'truthiness' means?
landline00 7 months ago
@dawgmatic23 The only way to bring peace to this world is to recognize that it's ok to agree with someone you despise. It's REALLY ok.
Furkin44 4 months ago
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dawgmatic23 8 months ago
Kinda hard to tell this sort of shtick apart from what he does on his show, except this time he's doing something good.
xenomeme 8 months ago
This is humorous.
Positive reaffirmation, Mr. Beck, for this one good thing you did this one time ever!! (((not allaway a bad person hugz)))
evilascaris 8 months ago
Glen, you are so full of it The Onion canned your ass.
SteelVelocity 8 months ago
After a couple Onion stories aimed at Glenn Beck, I'm surprised he did this. Pretty funny. I'm also not surprised that people are now fighting about his show on this very page. Whatever.
svd348 8 months ago
Shut up, we dont need you to tell us what the Koch Bro's are telling you to. just say you agree, get paid by them, and get out of our lives!
noubani2 8 months ago
Die screaming you fucking mormon moron.
ieatwiteoutforfun 8 months ago
Say it with me: Pulitzer is pronounced "Pull-it-sir".
ThePaneOfGlass 8 months ago
I bet you that NONE of you have watched a full one of his shows. You repeat what the bloggers tell you. If you were to read one of his books (considering your literate) and didn't think Glenn wrote it, you would learn a lot. Fact is he doesn't slant anything either way on the political spectrum, he just gives the facts. Watch one of his shows and thats all you would see. Facts. Don't judge without having knowledge.
Bingo1059 8 months ago
@Bingo1059 *you're
decimaeodem 8 months ago
@Bingo1059 I AGREE! I watch his show, I know that a bunch of trolls try to ruin his name, and there are a couple his channel. but he is factual and a great guy
Tomthestarhartnell 8 months ago
@Bingo1059
For sure! I loved the part when he told the public that Obama has a deep seated hatred for white people. I loved the part when he talked about FEMA camps, then tried to back peddle when his listeners were ARRESTED for for arming themselves against the big bad oppressive government while they collect unemployment and disability checks. You're right, he is RIGHT down the center not a bias to be found../s
There is a huge list of his lies out for the world to see in the PROPER context
Stereotype77 8 months ago
@Stereotype77
Obama probably does hate white people, but thats a comment made in passing. By the way your comment is cut up and choppy i'm assuming English is not your first language, I will try to make the best out of what I understand from your comment. What was wrong with him talking about FEMA camps? You never explained. I think its disgusting that his listeners where arrested by the government, but what does that have to do with him? Try and clean up your comment, I don't understand?
Bingo1059 8 months ago
I'd fight Glenn Beck.
RevolutionaryWind 8 months ago
He's been using the same orange tanning crap as John Boehner.
DoctorMandible 8 months ago
What the hell... this is blowing my mind. Glen Beck has a sense of humour????
agentking4 8 months ago
This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen. I can't stand his politics, but damn the man can be funny! I tip my cap to you, Mr Beck.
mikedrews 8 months ago 4
Wtf has he done to his face, look at the color o.O
Hvaharjeggjort 8 months ago
@Hvaharjeggjort Too much solarium. The sign of a douche. lol
LocoGroove 8 months ago
"Media personality and longtime champion of logic and grace"
I am completely stunned... What is wrong with you people!?!
HankDarkmoon 8 months ago
I'm 12 years old , what is this??
shk123 8 months ago
@AlexCress007 I only reply to people who reply to me. I try never to reply to a comment just because I don't agree. An I rarely go past the the 1st comment page. But I agree with the wasting my breath thing. People are gonna believe whatever they have to, to feel that their side is the just one. Even if the facts say differently.
BrooklyntoBrixton 8 months ago
I was mad at injustice, the injustice of social justice!
snoball78 8 months ago
That video description is the funniest thing.
Mayokitty7 8 months ago 5
He is just retarded...
SquirrelFromGradLife 8 months ago
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asshole, thumbs up if you agree.
R1ProductionHouse 8 months ago
that explains it! he still thinks he`s on the onion. All this time on fox, he`s actually being ironic
914tango 8 months ago 52
@914tango If that's true, he's no longer a grasshopper.
JeeRaph 8 months ago
@914tango nope... he was fired because the guys at the onion realized he actually believed what he was reporting
fram4153 7 months ago 2
I suppose a funny video is a funny video, great job Mr. Beck.
realgodischucknorris 8 months ago
Finally something worth listening too LOL!
I actually don't mind glenn beck, he is entertaining, weather I agree or disagree with him is another topic, but I do like and respect his courage
Tomthestarhartnell 8 months ago
you started as an alcoholic i thought?
JeremiahMT 8 months ago
I'm actually surprised he did this haha
schumatrix 8 months ago
Glenn Beck... interesting.
One of the few people on TV who isn't afraid of saying what's on his mind.
WhiteyMcKrackerHonke 8 months ago
Well, that does it. I no longer support this campaign.
fashnek 8 months ago
Glenn Beck was fired from FOX and it was bloody hilarious!
nighrage 8 months ago
@nighrage Not fired, actually. :) If he was fired, he wouldn't have still been doing his show up to the present day, after all this time (and have an agreement to continue doing plenty of specials for them). It's just that there was an agreement which allows him to spend more time diversifying into other mediums where he can be fill a proactive, rather than purely informational role.
Xenomorphine 8 months ago
@nighrage Actually Glenn chose to not renew his contract- aside from speaking with Mr. Beck on a personal basis, I much of his staff have also been quite open about it...and in the coming months all the Glenn-haters will pray for the day that he is only on at 5 pm on Fox News...oh yes, it's going to be fun...and quite big.
freestaterevolution 8 months ago
@freestaterevolution Not true....Fox refused to renew his contract because of poor rating and deteriorating viewer numbers. Whos surprised? not moi
nighrage 8 months ago
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marshan3q 8 months ago
@marshan3q Check your facts dude, just like when he was on HLN. Fox refused to renew his contract, i.e they fired him.
KuntaJay 8 months ago
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marshan3q 8 months ago
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FUCK YOU GLENN BLEKCK
TheMetalDreadHead 8 months ago
GO DIE IN A FIRE, GLENN BECK
tarnishedmercury 8 months ago
First decent thing he did.
Ebareebaveebeedee 8 months ago 86
OMG so that is why he is quitting Fox News. ONN will get a Pulitzer and he knew it all along!
ThomasRembrandt 8 months ago
Amazing! lol
MelissaKerry1983 8 months ago
Onion, Potatoes, Carrot's Tomatoes "wtf" sounds like soup to me!
tlfettled 8 months ago
Glenn Beck is the grandmaster of trolls.
chickensesame 8 months ago 123
@chickensesame he really is and you have to respect him for this. he owns conservatives by telling them stupid lies they're ready to die for and he owns liberals by making millions of dollars at it.
bluntedtaoism 8 months ago
@chickensesame nope i am
ShrimpRsH4ck 8 months ago
The most accurate thing he has ever said.
dangerouslytalented 8 months ago
What if Glenn Beck actually fakes his over conservative agenda and then writes a book about it? That would be the greatest trolling of all time. ALL TIME
LocoGroove 8 months ago
Eat a bag of dicks glenn!!!
ITHEREONETHATHASNT 8 months ago
Finally, he is not telling blatant lies.
mobnuke 8 months ago
Hello, I'm Glenn Beck. I'm orange.
What a fucktard.
HoliHallow 8 months ago
Glenn Beck is awesome.
mebobbygillis 8 months ago
The Onion , Glenn Beck and the Pulitzer should all be equal .
imN0Ttheone 8 months ago
TIL Glen Beck is the worlds most committed performance artist.
XBLArmory 8 months ago 2
@RayWilliamJohnston Holy crap it's RAYWILLIAMJOHNSON
93cian 8 months ago
What Jerk off... Hey Glenn, Still waiting for you to get water-boarded - you lying fear mongering loser.
mhelweg 8 months ago
@mhelweg Oh look, a jackass.
Vegetaotaku 8 months ago
this guy is so obviously playing a character all the time, and if hes not hes a crazy fucking sociopath
and hes not funny
TITISIMO25 8 months ago
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fuck you glenn beck
primepeak 8 months ago
This is ironic because of this /watch?v=-faCh8BUEts
M1k3sG 8 months ago
Damn, seems like Glenn has been trolling Fox News the whole time.
aziansn4k3 8 months ago
I liked the whole campaign until i saw Glenn Beck.
DoesUsernameGoHere 8 months ago
FAG!
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz Grow up.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
i hate this loser!!
markuslowe9 8 months ago
@markuslowe9 Why, cuz John Stewart told you to? Or maybe some blogs? Grow up and get a clue.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin What the hell is this? You think you're enlightened cause you can pretend everyone who has a different opinion is just not a 'responsible' 35 year old person? I'm sure you measure every form of 'success' by the same yard-stick. Take a look in the mirror. You're a disgrace.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@Tuhljin why did you assume I watch john stewart? I hate this loser because of what he stands for and what he pretends to be. If you cant see through him and I feel for america.
markuslowe9 8 months ago
now the onion will never get a pulitzer
AlexSvend 8 months ago
Glenn rocks, and so does the Onion.
LambdaKore 8 months ago
To the Beck haters: You have serious problems. As to The Onion's story from, what, several years ago called something like "Person killed in car crash tragically not Glenn Beck," it's a spoof of the sheer hatred of the guy exhibited by much of the media. You obviously don't understand The Onion if you think they're putting out their own opinions on much of anything out there, and you're among the scumbags they were mocking in that piece.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin Shutup you mouthbreather. You need to grow up and stop listening to super heroes. This person has desecrated sacred in America. Capisce? You don't read a bunch of books by Goebells and then stage a rally on the same day that MLK had his rally. That's what the Republicans do. They use incorporation to coerce everyone. They also lie their asses off. This person actually does represent the devil for this day and age. You can look up your guide on self defense for libertarians.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz "You don't read a bunch of books by Goebells and then stage a rally on the same day that MLK had his rally."
So Beck is like Goebells now, is he? You're a lunatic. Oh, and MLK's niece was at that rally, a rally all credible parties (and even some less-credible ones that lean Left) said was nonpolitical and inspirational. If you slander even that, then you are a hyper-partisan. You are a hate-driven smearmongering hack.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin Yea he is like Goebells. You know where Goebells got his book ideas on propaganda? Edward Bernays, an American. Glenn did a show on it, dumb dumb. You're the moron obviously. MLK's niece is another Uncle Tom in feminine form. That doesn't matter. You guys always coop stuff. Take Michael Steel or the guy from Godfather's Pizza here in Tenn. You can draw lines all you want, but you drew a line by giving sympathy to this person and passing judgement on those who have any sense of truth.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz "He did a show on it, dumb dumb."
I know about Goebells and his tactics and how certain people today are trying to use them, and per his journal where he got some inspiration for his propaganda (documented fact: Wilson-era Progressives called for government programs to manipulate public opinion). Apparently, you don't, and you also have serious, serious problems with logic/reasoning as you think doing a show about him in order to expose propaganda tactics... is using propaganda tactics.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin Even Gore Vidal thinks Wilson was one of the worst presidents ever. Maybe you'd prefer Hardin bombing American citizens. Obviously you are not smart enough to realize we have two right wing parties. God you are pathetic.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz "two right wing parties"
What, because the statistically most liberal Senator turned out to not be uber-Progressive enough for your taste? Hint: Studies and polls prove the country is center-right, and you being on a fringe position outside that spectrum doesn't change that. The historical record tells us you're a kool-aid drinking revisionist.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin You bozo. You don't even know my 'tastes.' You should try staying within the parameters. We're talking about Glenn Beck. Just cause Jerry Fallwell was a right-wing fascist theocrat doesnt' mean I'm a 'hyper partisan hack.'
HoGraz 8 months ago
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@HoGraz Your own comments prove you are exactly that. Like I said:
You prove my point. I might as well have called you a moron who can't spell and then you attempt to refute me with "der you iz a dum dum hed and i hat yoo."
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@HoGraz "try staying within the parameters. We're talking about Glenn Beck" immediately followed by a smear of Jerry Fallwell. You cannot seriously be this dense, can you? Dealing with you is absurd and it'd be silly of me to continue, so I won't.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin Dude you are a lost Johnny. Lost soul also perhaps, but you try the same mechanical tactics that all these Libertarian Shills use. You have not shown any points and use more ad hominem comments than anyone else. Yet you still try to maintain your egoist ideal of you having moral superiority and any sense of intellegence. You have proven my point....again. I'll see you later. P.S. that last comment about anti-semites was pretty pathetic in attempting to make yourself some credible.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz Yep, you really do have a lot in common with that anti-Semite Truther trolling here (1shabuti1 - y'know, the guy whose nonsense I was refuting before you ever showed up; "attempt to make myself credible" my butt). He didn't know the definition of "shill," either. You guys should get together. Good night.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin Shill.
HoGraz 7 months ago
@Tuhljin Dude. You are a moron. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. Hint. You should grow up and stop defending Glenn Beck if you're smart enough to have an ACT score over 14. Start by not going on people's comments on youtube and saying "You leave poor Glenn alone!" "You're a Left Wing Nut Job." Uh, buddy boy, if you think Glenn Beck is anything not dispicable then you're a hyper partisan nut job. You prooved my point from the get-go. Oh wait let me see what quotes you use of mine.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz You've proven my point, and your complete misuse of idioms doesn't improve your case. There's no point continuing this "conversation." You're almost as bad as that anti-Semite 9/11 Truther trolling around here, just a different flavor of hate.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin You libertarian -Know Nothings have all these tactics to hold up your feeble mindset. You can't make sense of the world and have no experience.
HoGraz 8 months ago
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@Tuhljin Hey man. I'm not the one supporting Glenn Beck. So much for calling me the " kool-aid drinking revisionist."
HoGraz 8 months ago
@Tuhljin Dude we see you a mile away. Either you're some Tea Partier or paid by some industrialists. Either way you are totally self-driven and have no understanding of yourself in the world.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@Tuhljin You should also read some of Bernays top ten things on propaganda. The first is to get your propaganda out there. If you can't figure things out just by watching his show then you obviously must be an idiot. The problem is you aren't a total idiot. You're just a shill and that's why you can write a pathetic youtube comment to express your worthless opinion on matters. Go do some soul searching.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz By that ridiculous stretch, EVERYTHING on television is propaganda. You are horrible at logical debate. I'd comment on the wider picture of HONEST debate (which should include logical debate) as well, but it's bloody obvious you don't put any weight on honesty.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin God, you are nauseating. You can't do ANYTHING right.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@Tuhljin "Hyper partisan"...What are you a 'moderate." You obviuosly like this paranoid jingoist lunatic.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz "Paranoid jingoist lunatic."
You prove my point. I might as well have called you a moron who can't spell and then you attempt to refute me with "der you iz a dum dum hed and i hat yoo."
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin You don't have a point.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz Me: Glenn Beck haters here, and you in particular, are hyper-partisan hate-driven hacks.
You: GLENN IS EVIL INCARNATE
Me: You prove my point.
You: You don't have a point.
Do you not know what "point" means, or are you just incapable of following even the most basic arguments?
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin It won't help. The idea of me using the same immature tactics the Republicans use against themselves is a decent idea because most of them fall for it. Not all of them are super smart and evil. They do have 'followers.' Not to mention the "Libertarians."
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz And yet more psychological projection from the Beck haters. Predictable.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin Wait do you really stand by this guy? You haven't added anything meaningful. You are on some crusade to be like 'let's all get along.' Dude wake up. Do you think we should have been moderate in 04? Get a clue. These people want to destroy everything. I sniffed you out from a mile away. You are a pathetic person. Every flaw you have you lie and put it off on the other guy. You definitely have some psychological issues yourself. Using Freshman Psych terms won't get you far with people
HoGraz 8 months ago
@Tuhljin who went to college or at least are not anti-academic. The people you are trying to impress because you are paid won't be impressed. Just give up. You lost.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@Tuhljin P.S. You disgust me and everyone else. Maybe you are the paranoid feable minded type just like you friend Glenn. Try to listen.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz "everyone else" "paranoid feable minded just like you friend Glenn"
You prove my point again and again, hyper-partisan hate-driven hack.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin What are you driven by? Money perhaps? What is this:" hyper-partisan hate-driven hack."? Dude I'm not the one being paid to argue on here. Just cause you hate Glenn Beck doesn't make you even partisan you "hack." You disprove yourself .
HoGraz 8 months ago
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@HoGraz What point do you have? You haven't answered that.
HoGraz 8 months ago
@HoGraz So now I'm paid to argue, am I? Are you really that far gone that you believe such tripe, or are you just so stupid that you think it's a persuasive argument to accuse the other person of being something they themselves would obviously know they are not? Or maybe you're just hoping to suck in gullible useful idiots to carry on with your hate-driven agenda.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin i see you run to the next when u git yer ass wooped.
1shabuti1 8 months ago
@1shabuti1 Redefining even more terms, eh? Or is this more history revisionism? Or just yet another demonstration of how you can't follow simple logical concepts like cause and effect? Again, whatever helps you sleep at night.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@Tuhljin what I see is you helping yourself to sleep at night by pretending to actually believe the crap you push..
you are a legend in your own mind.
hey man whatever works.
you have not addressed the thermite dancing israelis deportations car bombs on king st. you do not even have a working channel. SHILL.
1shabuti1 8 months ago
So, you used to work for the Onion? Hmmm are you sure you still dont work for the Onion? It seems to me like all you do is still report nothing but bullshit.
IHaveAWeaknessFor 8 months ago
hahaha, i think this is a new side of Glenn Beck we're seeing here!
Perhaps he knows a little something about the hilarious "media" after all....
WayfarerYouth 8 months ago
SO he's not an idiot, or a religious zealot douche. He's simply a brilliant actor and opportunist ! he probably doesn't believe a word he says ! he's just pandering to idiots for a pay check! LOVE IT!
JesusWithaSword718 8 months ago 5
@JesusWithaSword718 Bigot.
Tuhljin 8 months ago
@JesusWithaSword718 hahahahahahahahahaha
LocoGroove 8 months ago
@JesusWithaSword718
That doesn't make him any less pathetic.
Also: That's not an excuse for propagating bullshit. That he knows what he is doing actually makes it WORSE.
lynth 8 months ago
WHY DOES GLENN BECK RUIN EVERYTHING I LOVE
sugarfreelemonade 8 months ago 32
Glenn you are a dumb faggot
ieatwiteoutforfun 8 months ago
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I heard Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.
SothThe69th 8 months ago
Glenn Beck is the perfect person to endorse the Onion's bid for a Pulitzer.
Their stories not only are satirical and humorous, which Glenn Beck absolutely fails at attempting, but they're also, in many cases, closer to the facts than the conspiracy theories you can hear on Glenn Beck's programs...
tevyef 8 months ago 2
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@tevyef Your comment about Glenn Beck's video supporting The Onion for the Pulitzer was the funniest part of the whole page... even the video itself. So, I put it in one of my satirical articles on our site, RestoringTruthiness(dot)org Check it out! BTW, we're looking for funny writers and videographers, if you're interested, submit a sample piece of work on our site.
stokedbeachbum 8 months ago