TED was ALMOST ASSASSINATED almost IMMEDIATELY after WRITING 17 Pages about Microsoft and ON Internet on TED's Internet Site and this and this is COMPLETELY TRUE was a SENT IN ASSASSIN where Microsoft was behind SOME! TED even had BROKEN RIBS and a PUNCTURED LUNG and a COLLAPSED LUNG due to this and had MANY HITS to FACE and HEAD and BODY!
Daws867 or as everyone else calls you cocksucker. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOU BOYFIEND.
UNTIL HIS PENIS TURNS A SHADE DARKER THAN YOUR DEMON EYES. I ALSO HEARD THAT YOUR FIST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO FIT IN ASSWHOLE AND ANOTHER THING DONT TAKE IT WITHOUT PROTECTION BECAUSE SATAN WOULD NOT LIKE TO GET AIDS SO MAKE IT YOUR CHOICE TO WAIT BEFORE YOU BOTH FUCK.
Microsoft is the greatest company in the world of software! Bill Gates is the greatest man in the world! Some bitches turn into psychic readers when they grow old!
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Running a company that lies and cheats. Personally lying to the public and media. Duping people out of their money and not providing support or even acknowledging a problem.
this guy below me has a birth defect because macs are just computers with linux on them they are shit so please dont say apple forever when in reality apple sucks
> Apple : That Ipod company?..Oh RIGHT they do make computers...
You can't fight the FAQS. PC's RULE. I can put any number of software and thousands of hardware combos on my PC, for a MAC, not a frickin' chance. If you don't like MSFT then use Linux and STOP bitchin!
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who the fuck buys this assholes shit? just listen to the fuck lol, he's sickening. Windows sucks, buy Apple... XBOX2 sucks buy PS3. Don't support shit like MS.
Well for starters it's not like Bill wrote this script, and it's probably likely he doesn't /actually/ know all those people. But i can't say i don't like Bill. Obviously I don't know him personally, but from what he comes across as in a public environment, he seems good.
You wouldnt think Bill knew all thoes famous people(I mean it since he is a programmer not a actor or anything) good enough to get them to get in a film for him
Now, that's ridiculous. Without Microsoft we would be much further ahead in technology. All they have done is slow progress in computing and software technologies.
Sounds like you might be the one who is young, if you don't realize that. Tell me - what exactly did Microsoft invent? What technology have they developed that has pushed us ahead?
All they did was monopolize a market, thus stifling innovation, making it harder for good ideas to get ahead.
They've posted record profits before. Gates will leave a Gagillionair that's obvious. Fact is Microsoft lost the stranglehold it once had and now the platform in which they have a footing (cell phone software) is about to be challenged by Android. Google is the new boss in town.
Ha ha...genuinely funny! Maybe if he'd done something like this 10 years ago we wouldn't have spent the last 10 years thinking he was a lame, humourless geek.
now i am i suppose what would be known as an apple fan boy but you've gotta love Bill gates he,s just a nice guy as opposed to steve jobs who would be very controlling and bossy.
I guess he'll have to pay the Bill now...
BDMBlaguesDeMerde 1 month ago
Bill Gates quit because felt sorry for Steve Jobs
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UTUBER201109 7 months ago
for the richest man in the world, he's a pretty normal guy
martysmartylol 7 months ago
Breaking News: Bill Gates caught using an Ipod and MAC operating system. :P
Mraaa4u 1 year ago
if i was bill i would swipe a ple of stuff
:P the boss wont know what happend
oOcrazy95Oo 1 year ago
good video
silencecom 1 year ago
Bill Clinton made a video like this about his final days in office. lol It was fun, but I like this one better.
OBCBW 2 years ago
He is a bit gay...
SPOREJim 2 years ago
@SPOREJim
don't get your hope's up I think he is taken
jamesleetrigg 1 year ago
I may favor Apple's products over Microsoft's products, but I still really like Bill. Ballmer isn't bad, either.
jumpmansbro 2 years ago
lol bill gates is the ultimate nerd - but a rich one too
god bless him!
staniscanner 2 years ago 3
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Wolley41 3 years ago
bill gates does so many funny things
roflmeidleme 3 years ago 2
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TED was ALMOST ASSASSINATED almost IMMEDIATELY after WRITING 17 Pages about Microsoft and ON Internet on TED's Internet Site and this and this is COMPLETELY TRUE was a SENT IN ASSASSIN where Microsoft was behind SOME! TED even had BROKEN RIBS and a PUNCTURED LUNG and a COLLAPSED LUNG due to this and had MANY HITS to FACE and HEAD and BODY!
TED; TED Jesus Christ GOD
TedJesusChristGOD37 3 years ago
Bill you are only American i love soooo much
drchill76 3 years ago
Myopic Bill and Micro...Yahooooooo - soon you will be a snowball tumbling down Mount Rainier.
msaavedra0988 3 years ago 2
I LOVE U BILL!!!
phoxy99 3 years ago 18
omg bill gates & Microsoft get 100pts for this.
DistortedDingo 4 years ago 12
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Daws867 or as everyone else calls you cocksucker. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOU BOYFIEND.
UNTIL HIS PENIS TURNS A SHADE DARKER THAN YOUR DEMON EYES. I ALSO HEARD THAT YOUR FIST IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO FIT IN ASSWHOLE AND ANOTHER THING DONT TAKE IT WITHOUT PROTECTION BECAUSE SATAN WOULD NOT LIKE TO GET AIDS SO MAKE IT YOUR CHOICE TO WAIT BEFORE YOU BOTH FUCK.
jaspar6969 4 years ago
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MAC FTW!
shmenditt 4 years ago
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Yes Mac FTW!!
zeppelinboys 3 years ago
"who just doesn't believe in paying more than seven dollars for a haircut" :D
peerLAN 4 years ago
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Linux > Windows > Mac(eww)
ChewyNet1 4 years ago
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Linux > Mac > Windows
forthenguyen 4 years ago
Microsoft is the greatest company in the world of software! Bill Gates is the greatest man in the world! Some bitches turn into psychic readers when they grow old!
dadautube 4 years ago
Dust in the Wind...and when we die all our money won't another penny of time buy...
JEDIALADDIN 4 years ago
last day fora billionaire...on what 2do what 2do
jumpyjedi 4 years ago
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Bono is a bitch and U2 are just plain annoying lol
Daws867 4 years ago
lol, sure he is. what about all the RROD 360s and Live in it's 3rd week of not working? Bill Gates cares about Bill Gates.
cin8412 4 years ago
what does that have to do with bill gates personally?
sebbe43 4 years ago 3
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Running a company that lies and cheats. Personally lying to the public and media. Duping people out of their money and not providing support or even acknowledging a problem.
cin8412 4 years ago
agree with you :D
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PeterJamez 4 years ago
Nice! One days ago!??
ZOMFG! u is liek teh koolest prsin in da world!
Idiot. If you really are a mac user, its apparent. Macs are for n00bs.
GO2HELL28 4 years ago
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Oh, just shaddup
Eatsheepplz 4 years ago
never doubt the magic of software!
Direman 4 years ago 2
The part on the workout ball is hilarious. The whole thing was good.
On a side note, I wish I could have attended CES 2008. Geek's paradise!
pinoyguy7 4 years ago
omg BONO IS IN THIS!!!
PerfectChaos1604 4 years ago
omg SO ARE A BUNCH OF OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE EVERYONE NO ONE CARES ABOUT!!!
GlassFire69 4 years ago
the richest man in the world is a geek
geeks rule!
bacchamae 4 years ago 2
soon...the geeks gonna rule teh world!
secretorganisation 4 years ago
this guy below me has a birth defect because macs are just computers with linux on them they are shit so please dont say apple forever when in reality apple sucks
gotcork112 4 years ago 3
you got that right
PerfectChaos1604 4 years ago
u put windows xp on ur mac, its a PC, u put windows on ur apple, its a PC, who makes PC's? Microsoft...
dp0Garfield 4 years ago
u put vista on your pc ur running 'OSX Vista'
lewisr47 3 years ago
when jay z is on cam you can see from the back theres a monitor or some sort and an Apple screensaver effect!
hes using a mac!!
Apple FOREVER!
simondavidian 4 years ago
Bill Gates-king of the geeks and my hero. I am British!
I think he is so cool
up4itgal 4 years ago 2
Isn't it cool how he can buy all these celebrities to shill for his last day?
liveleaker 4 years ago
Funny video))
login0huev 4 years ago
Darth Gates isn't bidding farewell, he's merely moving into another realm from which he can control our lives.
liveleaker 4 years ago
brilliant video - nice to see he can laugh at himself
hellyersonline 4 years ago 4
anybody know when the next show of this comes on plz someone tell me thx
JAXEVANS 4 years ago
PC's are dud. Macs FTW
louie15210 4 years ago
Ya Windows is great if you like your software buggy and your computer spammed with viruses/trojans/maleware etc...
stankwho 4 years ago
i luv macs and i just bought one days ago, and macs rule!!!!, PCs Suck ASSSSS!!!!
monyyy93 4 years ago
impressive...all the famous personality groups represented.
Lifesucksdie123 4 years ago
that was funny.. not bad man.... the last line was good. "he jus doesnt believe in paying more than $7 for a hair cut!"
malmisch 4 years ago 3
i know windows vista sucks i use windows xp
people who like mac really have their head up their ass
barrybob32 4 years ago
This is how it IS >
> PC : Market OWNERSHIP.
> Apple : That Ipod company?..Oh RIGHT they do make computers...
You can't fight the FAQS. PC's RULE. I can put any number of software and thousands of hardware combos on my PC, for a MAC, not a frickin' chance. If you don't like MSFT then use Linux and STOP bitchin!
eclansky 4 years ago
windows vista sucks...it has screwed everything up
rekabm 4 years ago
the genius is different from common people
kevinsunaryadi 4 years ago
GO SUCK A DICK stankwho windows is awesome mack just isnt as universal and way too expensive
barrybob32 4 years ago
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who the fuck buys this assholes shit? just listen to the fuck lol, he's sickening. Windows sucks, buy Apple... XBOX2 sucks buy PS3. Don't support shit like MS.
preludioenigmatico 4 years ago
i agree withe the pwrt where u said xbox 360 suks buy ps3 ...lol BuT dude MACS SUK SHIT. pc for life
vitamindark1123 4 years ago
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Respect to BIll but Windows is the worst operating system known to man.
stankwho 4 years ago
vxcv vb nvb
sashwell36 4 years ago
so what .. O_o
elcsandroo 4 years ago
what happens when he dies?!?!?!??!!??!
scroogie14 4 years ago
bill gates is more powerful than the president lol
loung747 4 years ago 6
and more smarter than him lol
505zombie 4 years ago 2
the things in that mans brain we have yet to see.....
soulshined 4 years ago 2
hehe, the legend.
luckyvet 4 years ago 2
thanks mate... great video.. was looking forward to see his speech.
cheers
aldounsw 4 years ago 4
Well for starters it's not like Bill wrote this script, and it's probably likely he doesn't /actually/ know all those people. But i can't say i don't like Bill. Obviously I don't know him personally, but from what he comes across as in a public environment, he seems good.
peabnuts123 4 years ago 2
he is a philanthropist after all
soulshined 4 years ago
I don't really care if he collects stamps or not.
aardvaarkman 4 years ago
that has nothing to do it with collecting stamps.
soulshined 4 years ago
LMFAO best microsoft production ever
SilentPitbull 4 years ago 3
Good video!
BeechSundowner 4 years ago
You wouldnt think Bill knew all thoes famous people(I mean it since he is a programmer not a actor or anything) good enough to get them to get in a film for him
Tjsams27 4 years ago
i love how no one in the room got the jay z joke
subscribe2u 4 years ago 2
Wow, I didn't think he had a sense of humor. Maybe he will be a little less uptight not being at MS all of the time
taylorman57 4 years ago 2
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your'e retarted. "without microsoft, i don''t know where we would be" dumbest statement ever stated. Microsoft doesn't control the world you idiot.
imNOTchai 4 years ago
No your fucking retarded you stupid little kid, without microsoft we would be so far behind in technology. Stupid retarded kid.
Nitrosx 4 years ago
Now, that's ridiculous. Without Microsoft we would be much further ahead in technology. All they have done is slow progress in computing and software technologies.
Sounds like you might be the one who is young, if you don't realize that. Tell me - what exactly did Microsoft invent? What technology have they developed that has pushed us ahead?
All they did was monopolize a market, thus stifling innovation, making it harder for good ideas to get ahead.
aardvaarkman 4 years ago
Without Microsoft I don't know where we would be.
opticaoptica 4 years ago
wait, he left microsoft??
he's awesome. funny vid... damn, that Clooney.. <3
roshanakmofidi 4 years ago
Errr, no. Bono is a total media whore to people like Gates. It doesn't take much pull to get Bono's self-promoting face in something.
aardvaarkman 4 years ago
Really great
Thanks for everything Billy
CaiserTunissan 4 years ago
lol...so many things i would like to quote
STMUN 4 years ago
he created microsoft why is he leving his company
kijeva 4 years ago
he's not leaving just workin part time
MADTOFU12 4 years ago
lol hes with jay z :D
Jazzxx 4 years ago
"Can I take my shirt off now?"
Brilliant!
bonniegrrl 4 years ago
If Microsoft were as smart as the creators of their video, they would have put a decent quality version up on YouTube while the speech was going on.
arirhodes 4 years ago
thanks for posting!
bonniegrrl 4 years ago
The CopyMan, he donated so much, but he isn't as good as Steve Jobs, The Cult Man.
AlexHippert 4 years ago
gotta love billgates
mokmokmok2 4 years ago
i like bill gates, he has donated so much
TDK939 4 years ago
:'( good bye bill....
Amazing video. Now that's star power!
sxeintellectual 4 years ago
Bill Gates knows the landscape is changing, that's why he's leaving Microsoft..he sees the ship sinking and he's leaping off.
stankwho 4 years ago
Yes I guess that's why microsoft is posting record profits and revenue.
Gilbert6444 4 years ago 2
They've posted record profits before. Gates will leave a Gagillionair that's obvious. Fact is Microsoft lost the stranglehold it once had and now the platform in which they have a footing (cell phone software) is about to be challenged by Android. Google is the new boss in town.
stankwho 4 years ago
Do you copy this text if you see Bill in a Video?Oo
bluefisch200 4 years ago
Thanks stankwho, your statements are refreshing and relevant.
mikeyoung0 4 years ago
"who just doesn't believe in paying more than seven bucks for a haircut"
ahahahahaha, perfect ending.
reallyocean 4 years ago 3
HASTA LA "VISTA"....BABY....
kiokamen 4 years ago
BIKITSIKI BILL GATES gates ....... man of evvrething
HE MADE THE WINDOWS AFTERALL!!!!
feliks000 4 years ago
Noooooo don't gooooo!!
ShaiSoft 4 years ago
Bill Gates always remind me of Kermit the frog :)
tnotf2 4 years ago
ya haha he does
scubamark111793 4 years ago
that was awesome
danhgilmore 4 years ago
Ha ha...genuinely funny! Maybe if he'd done something like this 10 years ago we wouldn't have spent the last 10 years thinking he was a lame, humourless geek.
davecwy 4 years ago
What are you talking about? Look up "Bill Gates Doom"
thegoldenwombat 4 years ago
You rock, Mr. Bill Gates.
Sarbjit Singh Gill
ssgill 4 years ago
lol
Dustoff2001 4 years ago
I have to admire his ability to poke fun at himself
afkatws 4 years ago 6
yeah that was very funny.. just wish he would do more for hd dvd before he left office
dealerovski82 4 years ago
now i am i suppose what would be known as an apple fan boy but you've gotta love Bill gates he,s just a nice guy as opposed to steve jobs who would be very controlling and bossy.
podgedurka 4 years ago 6
LOL, is it real ! Oh my God ,hhahehe
Dubai008 4 years ago 4
Bill gates, funny philanthropist.
jonsherrard 4 years ago 5
Wow! Amazing!
All the best, Bill!
biswamails 4 years ago 6
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WOW!
THIRD....
misterfakename 4 years ago
Funny!
spad85it 4 years ago 5
This is hilarious haha.
thiskory99 4 years ago 6