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  • why is "30 ways to kill a hooker" related to this?

  • Suggestions:

    1. Point your plasma cutter as soon as the door opens

    2. Reload all the time

    3. Uh... that''s all.

  • And I thought Dead Island was eerie...

  • @mikitu123 This is a masterpiece!

  • @mikitu123 This is a masterpiece!

  • ok im gona stop watching couse its starting to spoil my game that il buy yesterday latest

  • you know there whas a trick to see isack's face in the first one at the bigining just keep paning the vew to the right and there is a sort of block keepeng you from going eny fruther and seeng his face this however disapears right before he puts his helment on and this is when you can see hes face in dead space1

  • I don't remember MAKE US WHOLE!!!!!! being part of the song.....

  • who the fuck says that dead space 2 is less scary than dead space 1.

    Because you are the fucking hard core gamer, so you can say that

    but indeed, it's still scary as hell

  • its the 25th century where the fuck is the night vision

  • What kind of leg muscles does he have that he's smashing body parts just by stomping!?

  • 7:00 Isaac: F*CK it killed the patient!

  • the thing thats so scary about this game is in some parts you see something move but when you get there its gone. that scares the SH*T out of me!!!

  • @3.50 He`s panic hahahaha

  • 1:25 wat was all that about

  • too bad the black dude had to die and i'm not trying to be racist!!!!!!!

  • @Jetrider209 ok?

  • @Jetrider209 yea.we all know the black person dies first or second.

  • Watch my channel freezycze

  • Headset on when the pipes blow = ><

  • Seriously what is up with the freaky endings to each video

  • Isaac Clarke is a bad ass character in all of video games

  • battlefield 3 is better than dead space 2

  • @coldkiller568 there 2 completely diffrent games i dont see why would you compare the 2

  • The last few seconds:

    Me: mom

    Mom: what?

    Me: can I wear dipers

    Mom:WTF?!

  • 6:00 floate heade

  • I hate this part! It never allow me to save anyone when the THING comes!!! That's all!!!

  • Just started playing this a couple days ago with Zealot difficulty... I found myself yelling at the video, "y u no grab ammo!?!" and "y u no shoot other necromorphs with dismembered limbs?!?" Wicked game & thanks for the vid!

  • issac: SHIT OUT OF AMMO

    *THROWS A DEAD BODY

    issac: here eat this 

  • 3:26 - Use the Force, Luke.

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  • F#CK I SHIT MY PANTS WHEN THE TV GETS ON!

    XD

  • what the hell is the y button on ps3 -_-'''

  • 17:31 HHHHOOOOLLLYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!­

  • True that man

  • See this. This right here is why you should go to college learn to make plasma guns out of a bucket of scrap.

  • Why do you keep picking things up?

  • wow... Isaac is fuckin' McGyver

  • Turn The Volume Back Up Pussy!

  • oh shit im gonna buy this game 

  • will you hury and FUCKING help!? nah ill take my time because imma boss

  • Plus theres actually a huge ammo count for the plays a cutter

  • Becuz if u blow off their head they just crawl around on the ground n try to kill you

  • Why does NO ONE aim for the head? Sure, dismemberment is good and all, but when it only takes you 2 shots instead of 5 on a game with low ammo count, I'd opt for ammo conservation and aim for the head.

  • @sergeantassassin2 even if you do shot the head it still try to kill you. dismemberment is the for sure way of killing a necromorph

  • @sergeantassassin2 dude if head shot could kill this thing easily no one will bother about wasting ammo....the reason was because this thing don't die just a single head shot, you need to destroy its limbs in order to kill it completely. Don't act like your the first guy who wonder about this man zzz...This is not resident evil, punk...

  • When the screen popped up in the beginning with that terrible noise, i think i pooped ;~;

  • Hundreds of years in the future and we're still losing signals in elevators. Amazing.

  • I bet Issac is feeling like shit right now, because the entire situation, and his worst nightmare came again for more :D

  • 9:55 did you cut off its foot? lmao

  • 5:58 i now know he is pro to make that shit

  • Do you guys have a bot playing this game,if you do,i want one of those

  • What the 0:35

  • I know, Ive had a lot of practice. Badass

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  • couldnt watch full screen.....

  • the last part scared me shitless!!!!!

  • @TheMinecraftknowhow I can't take the random noises that you cannot see where they come from... T__T scary ass shit

  • Im either gonna puke or laugh as he kills those ugly mutha fuckers!

  • Good weapon

  • fuck you ass hole hahahahha xD

  • you know when I first played this game I a made a huge effort to curb stomp anything and everything that was lying on the floor, just in case.

  • Is there Co-op (Split-Screen) for story mode on the Ps3?

  • I just spent a great deal of time replaying 06:40

  • Lol I only had a wii until I got an Xbox 360, and this dead space is 100 times better than the wii version

  • This is a scary as f*ck game, but at least its not Amnesia... Where you can only run and hide.

  • @RosehPerson amnesia is for pussies who dares not to run around shooting monsters like the old way :)

  • @RosehPerson

    i played this and nothing scared me until i heard a large crashing sound which scared the crap out of me

  • @RosehPerson Really? No weapons?

  • clean up on isle 6

    josh:damn it issac

    issac:its not my fault they die

    josh:you know what clean up the bodies yhur self

    lolz

  • best ending ever!

  • 15:58 OMG!!! Pukers!!

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  • 02:13 was that a shadow of one of the Necromorphs? Did Isacc's girlfriend become a spitter or something? Because that was the shadow of a Necromorph spitter by the looks of it after it whispered his name.

  • i got scared when that tv came on

  • Isaac is a boss!

  • I just shit my pants! Holy fuck!

  • Akthough some guy did try to shoot me...

    Its very convincing

    And after playing this game i have made... TIPS FIR SURVIVING DEAD SPACE a'la zombieland!

    Tip1: never trust halkways especially dark ones.

    Tip 2: alwsys carry around plasma weapons

    Tip 3: BE ISSACE CLARKE

  • I have the most baddass costume for halloween...

    Its a necromorph!

    I litteraly almodt gave a thirteen year old a heart attack.

  • LOL 17:25+ thats just tooo fucking creepy i would shut in my pants if that happend to me in real life.

  • you seem to be missin' pickups themediacows. WTF?

  • HOLY SHIT!!! 

  • this game is even more fucked up than the first one! :/

  • and, why you didn't destroy the boxes?

  • and some ammo

    

  • you miss money

  • 17:09 .....MOTHER OF GOD...........

  • .........why am I even watching this........?

  • 38 necramorphs disliked this vid.

  • thumbs up who thinks this is scarier than the first

    

  • I tried playing dead space 1 with almost no brightness and it is so terryfying

  • fuck you youtube commercials for hunting me the whole fucking day

    i best hope the ones responsoblefor it die a more terrible death than the poor basterds on dat game

    BTW.:very good vid ;)

  • esse game quer nos matar do coração

  • Idk if anyone knows (or cares), but the guy who cuts you out of the straight jacket, hes the scientist that accidentally let the necromorphs loose on the sprawl. (from dead space... aftermath? its a movie)

  • 11:38 - 12:30

    Daina: Let's see how long you last without my help!

    *clears wave after wave of necromorphs EFFORTLESSLY*

    Isaac: Daina! You're right, I do need your help.

    Isaac is being too fucking modest there. If it would have been me, I would've said like "YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCH! I DONT NEED YOUR HELP! THIS ENGINEER IS FLYING SOLO"

  • 10:55

    Guy: Isaac! Come on! Come on! They're after us!

    Isaac: Who? Who? Who's after us?

    Killed a shitload of necromorphs and still asking who the fuck is after him. Isaac is so boss.

  • Guy in table: Help! Help me!

    Isaac: Alright, just sit tight. I'll get you outta there. All I gotta do is jus-wait a minute, is that a fucking plasma cutter?

    Guy in table: HELP ME MAN! HE'S COMING!

    Isaac: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! Just buy me more time until I can get that plasma cutter.

    Guy in table: ARAgghHGAHGhGHGH!!!

    Isaac: Okay, I got it! Lemme hel--.....never mind. PEW! PEW! PEW!

  • Who else tough:''Hey, a smiley face!'', at the end.

  • oh shit. 9:27 really scared me :D

  • 5:12 HEADSHOT.

  • there's emulating doom 3 then there's "hey you guys ever play doom 3, let's just make that"

  • i cant ever say boooomb headshot 

  • Damn why he didn't kill that necromorph at 06:30 ? If that thing was killed, that guy mabe be alive.

  • @se7dxs Because that's not the Necro that got him. Notice a little later that he has to go back and kill that one with the Plasma Cutter after killing the other two.

  • If i had a nickel for each piece of ammo you missed...

    I'd be able to buy myself a copy of this game. -___-

  • La Primera arma Que tenes es infinita o tenes que encontrar balas

  • La Primera arma Que tenes es infinita

  • la primera arma que tenes es infinita

  • cool gameplay

  • Would it been any difference if you shot the monster first then save the guy?

  • lol nicole`s voice can make glasses shattered

  • WTF MAN ADD COMMENTARY U FREAKIN' SCARED ME!!!!

  • You can just imagine if these Visceral guys make a Resident Evil spin-off.

  • If you let Isaac without any instructions whatsoever. He will lower the Necromorph population to -1%. Even dead corpses are killed again.

  • See- the real great thing as an engineer is that you know tbe blueprints, you know the modules, you know the chips, you know the similarity and most importantly, you know how to piece them together. You're a pro scavenger!

  • Love dead space!!!

    --

    A friend got me addicted to it :3

    Love the pulse rifle and the ultimate suit or something armor design is epic!

    Lvl designs epic love the futuristic feel ...steel,High glass roofs space and all that good stuff...!

  • THANK YOU for not using commentary :D

  • Turn volume up, watch at night, big screen, with all the lights off :D

  • when i see this game first thought comes in as MASS EFFECT

  • he needs nanosuit

  • add commentry!!!PLZ!!!

  • @sick983 Gtfo.

  • Thanks for looking at the Database.

  • is the plasma cutter unlimited ammo?

  • @SH3LLSH0CK655 no u have to buy some

  • Does this game have good playability like does it last long won't get bored of it fast

  • @xXBLACKOPS28Xx deffinatly

  • @xXBLACKOPS28Xx cool campaign and it has multiplayer and a cheap price its great.

  • @iseeadeer umm that's not one word

  • @iwannadrum1001 lol .... When did Kirby turn gay?

  • You shoot too much..what a waste of ammo, and you need to smash all of those scorpes after they are taken down.

  • At the elevetor. Me at the end: WHAT THE FUCK?!!

  • THESES NECRO FUCKERS ALWAYS CREEP INTO MY NIGHTMARES! >:(

  • and this is why u should be a space engineer. there is no wepon u cant make from the trrash all over the ishimura

  • @paulsik321 He's actually a mining engineer. My major hehe

  • I lol'd when she said "just try to stay in one piece" at 8:36. I love puns.

  • How many times did u shit urself while playing this?

  • since when do people carry around plasma energy?

  • 1:26 always gets me >={

  • i kinda begin to think how somebody can be twisted enough to make a game like this.

    if i ever stand in front of 1 of the makers,

    ill just gotta hug him,he made my fuckin' day

    <(-'.'-<) all hail kirby the gay .... thing

  • chuck chock

  • chuck greene

  • Isaac: Why should I trust you?

    Daina: Because I'm not the one shooting at you

    Isaac: FUCK!{I've seen and heard that before from a bitch called Kendra}

    LMAO!!

  • @bollocks2who ya right

    i think in the dead space wkia they will set kendra and daina into the 2 betrayed bitches

    dead space 1-kendra bitchnels

    dead space 2-daina bitchguin

  • isaac must have the biggest pair of balls........ike seriously...any on els would of died fomr a heart attack if not from the monsters

  • @Jmisterz

    Well, being a engineer is itself something that requires balls of steel.

  • Okay so this is to all you older people who are scared of this game: Pathetic is the word to descrine you, you are right now neing insulted by a 14 yeat old, ues a 14 year old. This game isn't even that scary. I could play it in a dark room in the middle of the night and maybe get a little scared. So I just want to point it out. Thumbs down my comment if you don't like it toouch.

  • @masterofdarkness4533 Jesus kid, think about what you want to say before you spew out words that don't exist in the English dictionary. Seriously, if you want to insult\belittle and or bully people the least you can do is do it properly.

  • @alistairgmurphy Sorry dude one I was using a mobile device with a touch screen, secondly I was joking. I meant to put something saying that I was just messing around but I didn't have the time.

  • @masterofdarkness4533 for a minute i was really bout to say somethin' smart to you. then i found this comment.

  • Never heard or even seen this game until of corse now, but i have one thing to say...... Holy S*** O.O...........

  • @iseeadeer Whaaa :O How have you never heard of this game before??

  • U take long

  • end of this ep i pood my pants

  • 9:56 ...am i the only one who found the flailing funny ?

  • this game is mindf*ck

  • surley they must have invented night vision.

  • 6:19 - and so on funniest moment in the history of videogames.

  • see this in a dark room alone in the night

  • at the end scared me kinda lol

  • Is Dead Space 2 on Steam?

  • @GarrysGuy123 yeah

  • @GarrysGuy123 think so

  • In this situation it would suck to live

  • 9:26 HOLY SHIT

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  • 9:28 

  • MY GOD, 15:57 SCARED THE PISSTITS OUTTA ME THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED IT

  • cant save em all isaac

  • I have played the game alone and I was just litte scary.

  • I wonder why can't they just give him a lightsaber!

  • OH FUCK YOU TV, FUCK YOU!