Raptor Jesus, the only true savior, will rise again during The Velocirapture, during which heretics and worshippers of TyrannoSatan shall be cast underfoot and disemboweled by his holy talons.
raptor jesus is... Our Raptor, Whose art is /h/entai, shopped be Thy face; Thy donations cum, Thy posts be done in /b/ as it is in /h/eaven. Give us this day our daily Bridget and forgive us our trolling as we forgive those who troll against us, and lead us not into faggotry, but deliver us from /fur/ries In the name of the Longcat, the Raptor, and the Holy Server, Amen.
Raptor jesus is the only coming therefore the first.
sam14878 1 week ago
Raptor Jesus, the only true savior, will rise again during The Velocirapture, during which heretics and worshippers of TyrannoSatan shall be cast underfoot and disemboweled by his holy talons.
DukeNukenum 5 months ago
thanks for my tribute
raptor123456ful 2 years ago
Jesus Christ has returned. I AM.
IAMJESUSmovie 2 years ago
What and who in the fuck is a Raptor Jesus????
lotzx5 3 years ago
COMMartsKID 3 years ago 4
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.......LOL!!!!
Is this supposed to be a forum holy god or something? This is a joke started by people putting a raptors head on Jesus's body, I did my research.
lotzx5 3 years ago
It's a joke from 4chan...newfag
TehKilar1337 2 years ago 2
rate this bitch down.
grrmonkey 2 years ago
Praise our new God!!
Long live Raptor Jesus
Tyrkul 3 years ago 4