Julia Child and Lobster!

[mdtwiztid]

YOORUP

[cymagen]

@210482fmj and @frantahouska flamewarring on a julia child video...hilarious

[lavvy2585]

look at the size of those lobsters

[flukes777]

When I was a kid, I went on a field trip to the studio where her show was being filmed. I saw her eating a small bag of potato chips. I was shocked.

[frantahouska]

a DOLAR a dozen !!! sweet god!

[littlewombatBBQ]

Classic Julia, Of course the voice is a parody of the VERY REAL Muppet' Swedish Chef.!!! dirk dirk dirk..........

[philosophydan]

seems like shes out of breath all the time.

[pinkshinobi1]

She is a beast!

[mrbrain30]

Do Lobsters really die instantly If you put in them like that?

[greenghost2008]

OMFG IS THAT IS HOW SHE ACTUALLY SOUNDS I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!.

[greenghost2008]

ROCK LOBSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dowager]

flap flap flap flap flap

[reneen1018]

I don't think I'd want Julia Child holding a knife above my genitals.

[jacklaniojack08]

thats the biggest lobster ive ever seen

[MichaelFrizell]

feal free to corect me but dousent she sound like margrat thature?

[blueneptune146]

This must have been a pricey episode, and on a public television show...

[guatahala]

@blueneptune146

She's Julia Motherfucking Child. They probably gave her the lobsters for being her.

[losttribe3001]

Zoidberg!!! Nooooooooo!!!!

[jadedmastermind]

@losttribe3001 A Jewish lobster!!!

[210482fmj]

I haver never ate lobster and never will. Its totally cruel.

[frantahouska]

@210482fmj great.now fuck off.

[210482fmj]

@frantahouska you will regret that for along time

[frantahouska]

@210482fmj what part of fuck off you dont understand pot head?

[BearLovesVideos]

She's definitely mentally challenged...

[Coconut241127]

I feel offended how people are making fun of Julia Child. I think she's a great inspiration.

Please don't judge the way how she sound or how she look like. She is beautiful. She inspires me to become a chef.

[etuak]

@Coconut241127 but then again, isn't that why everyone loves her. Her quirky voice makes everyone smile and her look has a certain motherly likeness and many can feel like if she can make it maybe I can too. Which is what Julia wanted to do. We make fun of her like we do our family and friends. And if anyone is vicious with their comments, it's because they are what the internet calls trolls and there should be a sign saying don't feed the troll. haha

[Coconut241127]

@etuak Yeah. Agreed. 

[kd0duj]

Holy crap that lobster is huge

[kris242]

That is the biggest fucking lobster I've ever seen in my life... :|

[KeinScheissDarkNick]

WTF!!! THIS THING IS HUGE!

[lemurboy123]

Mrs. Puff's Cooking Class!

[MrDanielisgOOd]

forhy pounds? O.o

[Zwingli10]

What year is this from?

[dcfotoco]

BRAINS, HEARTS, AND FEELINGS!!!!

[evelyn9880]

Thats a huge bitch! I mean lobster. Julia is an angel. What with all the seaweed? so go diving for them before the show?

[evelyn9880]

Thats a huge bitch! I mean lobster. Julia is an angel

[Armendicus]

lol I thought brad from 4pp was talking when I hear her lol

[jlryan2011]

Not gonna lie, I wanted to see the giant one crunch someones hand..

[psouth71]

9:20 the flapper is tightly contracted...it died a painful death. "lobster killer, lobster killer, lobster killer"

[psouth71]

@Calbenmike it was a joke. I was taking a quote from the julie and julia movie.

[kiminokami]

@redzer06 She sounds like a fucking legend!

[markpianoman]

"hard swimmerettes are the male............hahahahaha.

[kilroy238]

@peymaania why is it wasteful to not eat what you can't eat?

[cookwithadam]

ha! love this video

[karlwig]

2:36 is gold



[ChristewieTV]

For some reason I always thought she was English. I learned she was American after watching Julie & Julia

[mytube1003]

She always seemed out of Breath!!

[Ballowall]

Holy crap...That "behemoth" lobster would feed a family of 5 for a week! I doubt you can get them like that anymore. Unless your have alot of cash to blow.

[WarriorOfWriters]

is she teasing that lobster before cooking the fucker? Sinister bitch.

[megan81390]

Mrs. Doubtfire? Is that you??

[EmoDeathStar121]

@megan81390 Yes it is I don't work well with the males cause i used to be one

[mikeandamina]

Her cooking show is very distinct, something about it that seperates it from the rest it's subtle but a big difference ...

[mikeandamina]

I saw the first huge lobster and was like,"Omg...where do you even buy those all mine are like tiny...>_>" And the *flap flap falp* part made me lol XD

[ampulka20]

wsadził bym tej kurwie stary siwy łeb do tego wrzątku.

[parrrrot]

LIVE LOBSTERS IN BOILING WATER. animal cruelty! kill them humanely! lets strip naked to protest! blah blah blah..........

[greekaliciouscooking]

Thank you for posting this video. I wish we had such informative and funny cooking shows here in Australia. Keep cooking!!

[MrHansBeckert]

6:05 I honestly thought she said "And if they're SHIT to you!"

[chabella123]

animal rights?? I would think you'd buy them the same day, or hr before preparing before killing the poor lobsters. Why stick them under seeweed or in a paper bag with holes?? WTF!!!?!?! This is horrible!! I enjoy her food and stuff. But she has no moral. Gee wizzzzzzz!!

[tegoy666]

she got a beautiful voice

[MsTemptist]

Did she fuck or something before making this video? Breathing all in my damn headphones

[febuary09]

How is she not afriad to touch that friggin big ass lobster

[blackwelljake70]

Flap flap flap.

[HunterMolnarFilms]

Lobster: "Excuse me but would you kindly remove your giant knife from my genitals. Thanks"

[sp00kynek0]

i feel so bad for the lobsters. they get their dicks cut off AND get killed head first in a pot of boiling water

[orioncheung]

Yo, I want to eat that BIG lobster O_O

[ccipollini1984]

I'm not into sea bugs...

[RC3928]

Love her having sex with the male lobster!!! LOL Shame on you, Julia!

[RRNYC1998]

Death to lobsters

[JonasLarsenErGud]

"FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP"

Lol.

[TheViciousVendetta]

Put them in headfirst because all of the brains, hearts and feelings are in here!

That doesn't make me feel any better about boiling lobsters. :))

[broadwayjunkie12]

omg... that's a big lobster... scary...

[1OaklandBoy]

Funniest noise ever at 2:35.....LOL

[Abridgedfan134]

She must be trashed or something, but she sure can cook, even when drunk.

[MyMary7891]

how come she's constantly out of breath when she's talking?

[marietanya]

I just love Julia! She teaches us cooks so much! Thanks Julia!

[boomer757]

Thumbs up if cracked.com didn't bring you here....

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[squeeky7144]

Those lobsters are horrifying. I'm going to have lobster nightmares.

[sharinganmoosex]

Am I the only one who thinks she sounds like Spongebob's driving instructor?

[uhatekara]

@sharinganmoosex I can't unhear it now! LOL.

[francisstrahm]

@sharinganmoosex she kinda does sound like mrs puff

[tunivand]

@sharinganmoosex At the start I thought it was something from Monty Python..

[mew5280]

I love the way she keeps patting the lobster!

[darlingnikki4ya]

i cant believe i just watched this. i hate sea creatures, they freak me out. i had to shut my eyes when she pulled out "big bertha". lobsters seem so violent the way they flap all over the place

of course, courtesy of cracked.com

[ChefCila]

this lobster is huge

[joy5181]

her:"flap flap flap flap !!!" me:"ummm...okay?"

[akallazabeth]

Lobster Killer ... Lobster Killer !

[MooImATurtle]

Awww 2:36 is adorable!! ^^

[scatterlogical]

Cracked!!

[kkz201]

"the female spreads her hairy legs around".......o.O

[bluepeas510]

Only lobster I can eat is Lobster Thermidor ..mmh yummie!

[k3lso0o]

a f***in bahemoth of a lobster FO SHO!

[Gezab]

that is a HUGE lobster man

[SamuelRiv]

Lobsters are basically giant insects, so don't feel worse for them than for crushing a fly.

[Ladybluewings01]

lol! set your timer and you're ready to time them!!!

[catbug666]

world biggest insect's

[The69kelvinder]

Scary..

[CarpMagic95]

then cover the pot asap so you cannot see them still wrigglin like hell and not immediatly killed lol

[CarpMagic95]

omg i was watching it all calm n nice and then that thing spoke. jesus christ it made me jump... wtf is that voice all about

[SuperAwhiWonderGirl3]

MMMMM lobsters

[Lainer1]

The knife near their privates gave me the willies!

[NaTuReGrEeNful]

she's a funny chef .

[TranceCore3]

why do all of the Julia child episodes just end abruptly? its annoying.

[TranceCore3]

green matter :D. BTW, lobsters are direct cousins to roaches. good eating.

[alialcollins]

Oh, I feel so badly for the lobsters :(

[ezpz2010]

"Plunge them in headfirst, they're immediately killed"...(struggles with second one which has gone in head first)..."and if you have a makeshift cover, put a weight on it"...(clonk!)..."like that." Hahaha, I guess they don't really die as immediately as we'd like eh?

[annxable]

oh God they are alive xD

[mrsparkle001]

They're immediately killed, but put a weight on the lid!

I have trouble eating lobster or crab because you have to cook them live. I heard the best way is plunge a knife through the head, not just plop them in boiling water. But if it's all the same I'd rather buy them pre-killed. Oh well, I don't have what it takes.

[kelseychristina]

Thumbs up for the most awkward silent moment at 8:58

[kelsohawk]

I love this woman.

[TheVjones09]

smh... Julia, how did you get on TV...lol

[DarkRubberDucky]

O.O That is a big damn lobster. I feel bad for the lobsters... she's talking about the different ways to eat them, right in front of them.... And I'm cringing when she moves the knife under their swimmerettes. YIKES! And putting lobsters into the frig for several DAYS. Man, we are mean to the animals before we eat them...

[blaquejaxx]

"All of the lobster's brains, hearts and feelings are right here in the head." Oh God, I can't stop laughing. Lobster mercy kills!

[Jpaint519]

And for a great big Bertha here.. lol

[paulonyo1]

A DOLLAR FOR DOZEN??? (shaking head)

[Barapotamus]

I'm a cook and a fan of adventurous eating, but I must say, the lobsters just look like giant insects to me--totally skeeve me out (as in, they're a crazy cool animal...but I don't want to eat them). I love how Julia handles them without even a tinge of squeamishness, just waving them around--she's so much fun to watch!

[SpunkyLamb]

@Barapotamus Oh trust me, they're DELICIOUS! One of my favorite foods ever.

[mdtwiztid]

@Barapotamus Lobsters make me gag.

[MissChikki777]

If I had a lobster that big sitting on my kitchen table, I would leave home.

[mvj1984]

i find this hard to masturbate to

[raphdragon02]

5 people protested for lobster's rights

[TheCherryBomber1]

@raphdragon02 5 people got beaten up by a chicken lobster.

[soupairradio]

RIP lobsters

[Bpham0609]

"There he is fap, fap, fap, fap, fap"

[adamadamwoo789]

She takes her hairy legs and spreads them around... LOL!!!

[Bpham0609]

@adamadamwoo789 what a whore!

[fancyfrenchy]

She lost me when she said, "put them in head first cause that is were their feelings are located......"

[zepeterinma]

@fancyfrenchy well, she means she doesnt want them to suffer. there nerves are mostly in the upper abdomen.

[MsJadeAshli]

she scared me a bit when she started talking, cos she was so loud. I LOVE HER THO!!

[BrightStaroftheDawn]

I want to put the first 26 seconds on my answering machine.

[SolumDementia]

I LOVE her voice and her attitude,but she seems to be breathing heavily,does she have asthma? btw that lobster is on steroids

[shansamleegmail]

That is a HUGE lobster!!!!!

[dynamitewalls]

As much as I love Julia, I feel bad for the lobsters!

[stevietire71]

@dynamitewalls ya me too!!! Poor little crustations..... leave em alone...

[scatmaster125]

for those who cant handle her epicness may i suggest watching muppets Swedish chef clips hes like a watered down children s version of her, once you adjust to him your ready for juila.

[Pattya610]

This is one of the scariest things I have ever seen in my life... boiling live lobsters... not to mention molesting them with knives.... *eye twitches*

[MarManHollow]

@Pattya610

Wow, then you haven't seen much in life.

[AngryMuffin822]

Julia Child was the greatest comedian of her time.

[tcla75]

Thumbs up if you came from cracked.com

[darwinlachance]

She was a spy in WWII right?

[scatmaster125]

@darwinlachance oh yes she was a spy in occupied France where she met her husband, she also developed anti shark chemicals to protect downed pilots and keep them away from allied mines and torpedoes. and if only this clip showed it shes a total bad ass with a cleaver and a mallet.

[Sadataki]

Will there ever be another one like her? She was so unique, unaffected by her fame and always ready to laugh at herself. Her love of food has inspired so many of us.

[darthbdogg1]

THAT LOBSTER IS FRIGGIN HUGE!!! OMFG! I would be scared to death that it would throw ME into the pot! lol

[SoCalCaitlin14]

is it just me or does it seem she is outta breath all the time ?

[AliceElphabaWonka]

@SoCalCaitlin14 i know lol she is!!

[1DreamWalker]

Holy shit, I've seen/cooked big big lobsters but that...that last lobster is a monster..."behemoth" for sure...

[NaxNax96]

I wonder if I'd ever eat meat where I forced to kill the animal myself, especially the way you have to do it with the lobsters. Think of a cat smelling a live mouse and drooling, then think of what a chicken smells like when you cut it open and prepare it for cooking! In contrast an octopus smells much better, so hypothetically I could live on fish... but I don't know. These crustaceans look just too cuddly >.<

P.S.: She put a knife to the male one's crotch X(

[PunkheadJones]

Gastronomic experience xD

[strangersound]

This video is hilarious! :)

[CthomasMega]

this woman a secret agent during ww2. google it. i dare you

[FlameG102]

thumbs up if Cracked.com brought you here

[echostorm09]

She's amazing, it would be AWSOME to meet her in person, she is SO fun

[nduanetesh]

@echostorm09 You do know she's dead, right?

[plasma4ce]

Gastronomy! Gastronomics! Julia Child is your woman to go to for the best!

[s4mula]

That lobster is bigger than my dog

[fckshyt15]

Holy shit it's full of dirty references

[Lynsey17]

Biggest lobster I have ever seen. And I am from a region where lobster fishing is a main industry. That is a big freaking lobster.

[Lynsey17]

Biggest lobster I have ever seen.

[md991free]

I love her, so talented, so real and always funny.

[fumala420]

this creeps me out.. those poor little lobsters are so fucking cute.. i think im gonna be a vegetarian from now on..

[zerdafennec]

Oh man my instant thought was that crazy lady from the movie "We're back". Annnd she did the voice for so spot on. Hilarious!

[06dink]

Oh, she is just too fun to watch. All the little things she talks about haaha, so informative!

[nymph1naima]

sexy voice! lol!

[nymph1naima]

lolol

[SweeetLou88]

JUST LIKE BUTTER!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMM!

[maximum18]

THATS A GINORMOUS LOBSTER

[uscfritz]

That lobster is freakin' HUGE--and no bands on its claws!

[GraciousVillain]

If I remember correctly, lobsters have a glitch in their genetics that renders them unable to stop growing. Theoretically, a lobster could grow bigger than that behemoth she was petting. I could be wrong, though. Still, this woman is fascinating to watch. <3

[TankTaur]

@GraciousVillain It's not a glitch, it's a feature. A feature we humans lack.

Imagine having a pet lobster being passed on from you to your children and their children and so forth, always growing bigger and bigger. Then, long into the future, your descendants can take over the world with their gargatuan lobster.

Hmm... I think I need to make a short stop at the local seafood restaurant today.

[wteo340]

They have a marvellous taste and they're really just like absolutely nothing else.. HAHAHAHAHAH