who the fuck came up with that shit . it was an evil allien im truethfull it couldnt be a person nobody has the depth of mind to persue such ... wordless speachless perpetuation
you dont think the hat thing botherd me when my mom moosed my hair and i saw how mother fuckin stupid everyone was at the small town legion . i was metallica mother fucker i was pissed one day now i scream in my sleep sayin fuck you mom im whering my hat fuck you ya you bitch
seriously youd know i was black alls i do is think about cops and fuckin mother fuckers tryin to take my freedom away ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh . just sayin black power fuck ya man saul williums black stacey you know how much i like that song check it out mutha fucker im serious ahhhhhhhhhhhh dave chapelle mutha fucka solitude
theyre still isnt any evidence whatso ever they never planted the semen . and the judge cannot verify the semen came from the defendent if he doesnt know the technoligy saying so s program to communicate with sentiant life . nah i dont buy anything i dwell in my heart and mind and wait for sulution . head first in the trial ill second the notion till the jurys bored to death and puts your neck in a notion . monkey see monkey do i wander what that fucking monkey saw
alls the law wants to do is be a hypocritic buzz kill the law breaks the law for existing its morals and princibles go unknown but comenly get expressed in baby steps talking about ethics whale nations drop bombs simaltaniously dave chapelle eating ribs is where i find comfort in my moment of solitude by this computer i will try and stop things with more sencible thoughts and energy out lets possitive things possitive things
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TheHealthInspacterrr 1 hour ago
Erryet
TheHealthInspacterrr 1 hour ago
Lol this was done the year I was born and he`s still one of the greats
azbazmaz1 1 week ago
thanks for uploading dude
alexyulchiev 2 weeks ago
who the fuck came up with that shit . it was an evil allien im truethfull it couldnt be a person nobody has the depth of mind to persue such ... wordless speachless perpetuation
10qaws 2 weeks ago
you dont think the hat thing botherd me when my mom moosed my hair and i saw how mother fuckin stupid everyone was at the small town legion . i was metallica mother fucker i was pissed one day now i scream in my sleep sayin fuck you mom im whering my hat fuck you ya you bitch
10qaws 2 weeks ago
courts a joke FUCK THE QUEEN ! cracka just sayin
10qaws 2 weeks ago
seriously youd know i was black alls i do is think about cops and fuckin mother fuckers tryin to take my freedom away ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh . just sayin black power fuck ya man saul williums black stacey you know how much i like that song check it out mutha fucker im serious ahhhhhhhhhhhh dave chapelle mutha fucka solitude
10qaws 2 weeks ago
dont get me started on that wata you drinken im doin it too it stinks
10qaws 2 weeks ago
i dont care how white i am mutha fucka im black
10qaws 2 weeks ago
theyre still isnt any evidence whatso ever they never planted the semen . and the judge cannot verify the semen came from the defendent if he doesnt know the technoligy saying so s program to communicate with sentiant life . nah i dont buy anything i dwell in my heart and mind and wait for sulution . head first in the trial ill second the notion till the jurys bored to death and puts your neck in a notion . monkey see monkey do i wander what that fucking monkey saw
10qaws 2 weeks ago
pubic hair this shits as good as old cartoons man
10qaws 2 weeks ago
alls the law wants to do is be a hypocritic buzz kill the law breaks the law for existing its morals and princibles go unknown but comenly get expressed in baby steps talking about ethics whale nations drop bombs simaltaniously dave chapelle eating ribs is where i find comfort in my moment of solitude by this computer i will try and stop things with more sencible thoughts and energy out lets possitive things possitive things
10qaws 2 weeks ago
American TV, y u so good?
MellonVegan 2 weeks ago
LMFAO 7:28 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Zoksta69 2 weeks ago
that chics laugh is a pain
mattwattnz 1 month ago 9
@mattwattnz tt sounds exactly like Gabriel Iglasis' woman laugh he does
daskeg 3 weeks ago
...he doesn't age
cdude1313 1 month ago
Dave looks so stoned in the beginning
artman4444 1 month ago
"got milk" lmao
smithredhawk 1 month ago
daves high ... lol
cbarrt23 1 month ago
there's an exceptionally irritating laughter coming from a lady. Damn.....
OrangeFairy1 1 month ago 2
@OrangeFairy1 you hear it too right? i thought it was just me, it was pissin me off
smithredhawk 1 month ago
T.V. Ripped.
TEACHYOUTEEWHY 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Dz1go
The pubic hair!!! Funniest part ever...
eldiaz23 1 month ago
Lol. Pube hair. There was a struggle..
shadyzone20 1 month ago
censored noooooo :(
Djanti0204 1 month ago
Annoying laugh kills it
kelagen 1 month ago 5
VEVO???
wtfwhasthat 1 month ago
lmfao the best part is when he slips on semen rofl
crippin34 1 month ago
plz up load more i love the video quality
themuska26 1 month ago
lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo there has never been a time i've seen this and haven't laughed.
ArmstrongXX 1 month ago
yes!!!!!!!!! he sounds like urkle lol
1005laurence1 2 months ago
there is a woman with a reallllly annoying laugh
TheLadyFrodo 2 months ago
Please come back to us Dave!
DMTwannaB 2 months ago 2
Why beeping out the best parts , it totally ruins the jokes !
NexisFilms 2 months ago
I wish I was alive or someone recorded Dave's first stand up performance
Dez13040287 2 months ago
If that shit doesn`t sell milk, nothing will!.. xD
Stunprefo 2 months ago
why is this bleeped ??
exitcheese 3 months ago
More cowbell plz
NyCDeViL9010 3 months ago
Damn we need more Dave..
yungworldz 3 months ago
DOES ANYBODY HEAR DAT LOUD MOUTH GURL LAUGHING AT THE BEGINING HER LAUGH IS ANNOYING AS HELL
caliboistayfresh 3 months ago 5
Dis dat nigga right here !!
littleknowitbut 3 months ago
you woldnt stay if its all bad ..... no thats not true but i wouldnt.
see how he slides this wisdom pearls
he is a genuis
13abyShark 4 months ago
His white guy in a horror movie imitation is oddly accurate... xD
LadyVanHelsing713 4 months ago
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LadyVanHelsing713 4 months ago
"Did you get a look? did you see the guy that try to rob you??" "yesss, YEEEES IIII DIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!"
ReBooooo 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
oh i fucking hate censorship
Meriamen 4 months ago
i'm maybe the only person who watches his own uploads.. ))) but i can't get enough of chappelle... :D
Dz1go 4 months ago 262
@Dz1go where do he upload his own stuff at?
zkyggen 3 months ago
@zkyggen i was talking about myself...
Dz1go 2 months ago 7
@Dz1go I think he meant HE as in HE being Dave Chappelle LOL
deez723 1 month ago
@Dz1go cant u just watch it on ur computer since u obv have the video files? instead of wasting bandwidth streaming on youtube?
niajef 2 months ago
@niajef actually no i don't have anymore video files...
Dz1go 2 months ago
@Dz1go Do you get a view when you watch your own upload?
JackPantz 1 month ago
@JackPantz i don't know... maybe once...
Dz1go 1 month ago
@Dz1go That's one of the best comments of all time.
PsyberKayos 1 month ago
"And now for the dismount..........."
opti2007 4 months ago
i'll draw from memory :-))
billeone 4 months ago
Is the Joker's wife in the audience?
demonmech 6 months ago 5
That bitch needs to shut the fuck up
Darkanglelorde 7 months ago 2
@Darkanglelorde
I fukin hear her stupid laugh again and again
ThePantheridea 7 months ago 6
subtitles could send to my email basilisaizer@hotmail.com
basilisaizer 7 months ago
let us hear the words no peep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ronnys81423 7 months ago
let us hear the words no pee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ronnys81423 7 months ago
The semen bandit has struck again ! -piouh !-
AillilDaineCobre 8 months ago
"It's those fucking sketch artists!"
ackwell11 9 months ago 7
"open and shut" johnson lol
jesusyarrup 9 months ago 68