911 FAIL

[NavigatorArriola105]

Last part ewwww

[even2014]

im taking you to hell with me



[MonkeyBizInc]

So cool

[sumptjez000]

press 9 reely fast he balances on his booty.

[AllInOneProduction]

fuck u guys his videos are fuckin funny hahahahahahahahah

[MissEsme90]

I love bologna sandwhiches too...

[Teenlego]

don't you hate it when every time you watch ANY video from Damian, you'll see the "I hate Makemebad35" video in the suggestions area?

[Game1ngAssass1n]

Kira got him

[monkeysoxsproduction]

I like your bologna sandwich dance! Haha

[1028candygirl]

bolonga is sooo gross

[crazybum35]

HOW MAY I HELP U MY ABCs

[Kelly1221Kelly]

I thought he stabbed himself xD

[tigerbloodusa]

i hate 911 bitches! lmfao

[SkyFoxCode]

I love bologna sandwichesss

[halochan1994]

not 1 of his best vids

[killermoki99]

r.i.p

[zPoxxyHDTrickshot]

i love balloni

[zPoxxyHDTrickshot]

LOL FUNY COOL VIDEO



[ReQuiXCinemas]

Hey Yoda Has A New Green Life Saber.....Wait Thats The Like Bar :D

[0009Brady]

Moar Caps Plz

[Madaer321]

Justin bieber has an officer on the phone? NOTHX. Lolz.

[duckieeXXOO]

1:19 hilarious!!

[davidma315]

This is funny you fagot ¥

[ipwnu249]

@davidma315 YOUR STEP BROS GRANDAD DIDNT DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK SO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MUTHER FUCKER

[ipwnu249]

this isnt funny because my step bros grandaddy died from a heart attack

[Jac101100]

@ipwnu249 No one gives a shit.

[ipwnu249]

@Jac101100 I DO MUTHER FUCKER YOU ARE JUST AN INSENSITIVE JERK SO SREW YOU BITCH HEADED PRICK

[mirairay]

@ipwnu249 sombody has anger issues

[TenukamiTheKitty]

@ipwnu249 same but this is funny to me

[Sheut6]

zajebiste

[NarakuTheForbidden]

0 - I love Bologna sammiches 1 - Damian cum face 2 - *heavy breathing* "How may I help you" 3 - "assistance" 4 - *clumsily grasp power drill* 5 - hee hee haw haw 6 - "And feeds it to the young!" 7 - Eeeyoough! 8 - "Die!" 9 - Damian cums again. The End.

[twotards69]

1:21 best fake death ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DominuuxMedia]

911 May I Take Your Order?

[zackandgavin]

at 1:20 his moms walks in ,mom:what thee fuck are u doing?

[TheZking47]

3,088 people died of a heart attack shortly after disliking

[suupermars]

press 9 HAHAHA

[Mr432scott]

best part 1:33

[RegularShotz]

911: Hi How May i help u?

Damian:BITCH IM NOT ORDERING A WOPPER JR

[RegularShotz]

keep pressing 9 for some movment lmao

[js00981213]

keep pressing 8 the press 9

[RunescapeGuy43]

I hope you choke on 25 dicks! LOL

[xboxgamer386]

1:30 lol

[supercoolboy99]

i was thinking it was 9/11 ? never mind cool damian!

[Melissacassidy435]

this kid is a fucking crazy son of a bitch!

[MrFliqpy123]

Is that the magical giraffe?

[thall7563]

I HOPE YOU SUCK 25 DICKS THEN DIE

[TenukamiTheKitty]

@thall7563 why

[101bently]

I HATE 911 BITCHES!!!!!

[DjLEATH3R]

wtf is he doing at 1:23 is that a new dance called the makemebad dance? xDDDD

[emilybvbarmy1997]

He says bologna in a funny way.

[emilybvbarmy1997]

If you hold the number 0 on your keyboard, it makes him look like hes doing a dance. :)

[kailum99]

i fuck sheep

[mylife1221]

Balonie FTW

[ChrisXDumbass]

press 1 for orgasm

[weRsane]

What the fuck? XD this is talent

[dylan199512]

iam am iam ordering a whooper jr lololololololololololololololo­lololol

[rileygurl13667]

lol balonee baloneeeee

[SpinFreak221]

BITCH, I'M NOT ORDERING A WHOOPER JR! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[chiquitos84]

Ewwwww

[Omnomnomagom]

He threw up jizz and a condom

[Thematt7890]

Anyone else thought that the 911 person was Mr. Wooden Alligator?

[500jakeman]

I hate 911 bitches!!!

[miamorbid1]

.ksjvhggffxchjggfccgfuck%*:

[drgunz009]

Why are most top comments just repeats from the same thing we just watched......

[xISiLeNTxJoKeRIx]

hey You changed the title Name 

[payton12326]

how sex starts!!!a smile leads to a laugh a laugh leads to a high 5 a high five leads to a hug a hug leads to a kiss a kiss leads to a finger a finger leads to a hand a hand leads to a lick a lick leads to a suck a suck leads 2 fuck. Right after you read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life!! Whoever brakes the chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years. If you post this to 5 vid in 5 mins, your safe

[SuperZombiemurderer]

0:30

[SuperPatriot91]

This video was weird but funny

[Dragonbreath02]

I love balogna and my jizz?

[jamwason]

Blurgh...

...

...

...blegh

[kingjohnny852453123]

omg he died!!!!!! fail!

[HecticSlayer]

Does anyone else have that same pair of jeans?

[khflippinfreak]

This was my first makemebad35 video. Oh, that fateful day, two years ago. Brings back fond memories. X)

[azulkatie]

hold 2!

[minecraftmodlover43]

hold 7

[jaytee9009]

3,079 people sucked on 25 dicks and died.

[MrLegitWalrus]

Oly crap! heart attack shumbudy car 90-11!!

[elbiethecat]

i thought it was nine eleven.......

[AlternateRealityTV1]

this is the very first makemebad35 video i ever saw and ever since then i was hooked xD

[TheGrimstalker]

more like a case of choked on cocks than heart attack

[HopSingToproduction]

He had a seisure and threw up now that was epicly funny LOLZ

[belannapowell]

press 2



[BlackmarketFTW]

the operator souned like the girraffe

[Thr33DaysGraceFTW]

Looks like someone didn't use their bitch repellent

[TDXDonut]

poor phone

[Dryftburn]

I love baloney sammiches

[calibornfish]

i sang the baloni song to my friend and he thought i was insane and my reply was... NO FUCKING DUH!

[funnybffs3456]

Yo-o-u bitch :3 -33

[eddyisbeastly3]

Thumbs up if you hate 911 bitches!

[TrojanEpic]

Lmao why the hell does he spit out water at the end?

[harddeNify]

AHHAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA­AHAHAAHAAAHA

[JMjesus97]

oh how i love you internet

[MrJrat3]

B!TCH IM NOT ORDERING A WOOPER JR I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!

lol thumbs up for Damian

[Crazystunts551]

press 1 for more options press 2 for 911 bitches press 3 for Damian. press 4 for thumbs up.

[rivdog84]

oh yeah the drills gonna help

[1hdragon]

lol at 1:32

[silverbullet336]

press one and keep pressing it. lmao

[GamerGuy709]

1:15 I HATE 911 BITCHES

[ItzKimmyx]

Press 1 to see him jizz c;

[iEatYoPants]

Choking on spit.... Great

[xXZerexXxFork]

What type of sandwich was he making?

[xboxliveShadow144450]

@xXZerexXxFork he was making bolony sandwich

[pydec3ption]

@xboxliveShadow144450 You spelled Bologna wrong, Haven't you watch the Oscar Myer Wiener commercial?

[xboxliveShadow144450]

@pydec3ption i dont watch tv anymore

[picklemaster07]

Press 2 to get an erection.

[LoveYouFredF]

keep pressing 1! HORRAY FOR BUTT SEX!"!!! :D

[ihavedarkcharm]

at first i thought he said "i like balogna on my jizz"

[xboxjunky1]

keep pressing 2

[pileofDH]

keep pressing 8 

[SmutlyPupp]

keep pressing 4!

[tazyycherry]

you?as my brother ? what a lifeeeeeeee ^_^

[sqaud11ichigo]

I hate 911 Bitches.

[ThoGunArm]

LOL funny as hell.

[skemsaren]

annoying.

[marinashapiro]

lol 1:00

[roachy265]

mack more vidos

[PumawombatDOG]

LOL WUT

[K4p4o]

what even... 

[OwenOOskerson]

Plz watch my video your ma role model ID OwenOOskerson

[KrackKat56]

Lmao

[KrackKat56]

@rickstershortdude14

[Setht00d]

You, You Bitch Haha

[MrCocacolamonster]

Hey, girls are suppose to be making those.....

[MegaKyuss]

He didn't finish his sandwich.

[hawt150]

What the heck did i just watch?

[Kieransk8team101]

Wat the actual fuck LMAO at the end xD

[Lizzjminimansje]

HAhaha lol xD

[06BigBen60]

1:23 just one last air hump haha

[Mcnug3ts]

Mr. Wooden Alligator is a police officer?

[MxvsAtvUntamed2]

HAHAHAHA THERE'S NOT EVEN A WIRE TO THE PHONE, THUMBS UP IF YOU NOTICED

[3431smuggler3431]

He is good at shaking his butt

[Aw3someGuy01]

his last words was i hate 911 b******

[TheMattzzz]

It's the wooden alligator! 

[gtlord1]

sounded like """i like boloni on my jizz""" lol

[stargirl3721]

Omg what the fudging awesomeness luv ya

[coolmaster312]

@AlphaSpartanOmega no, Mr. wooden alligator if anyone.

[armyrocks24]

You ignorant ISA piece of shit. RADEC is gonna FUCK YOU UP THE ASS

[Fisherbriggs1991]

Did anyone notice the phone had no cord but wasn't a cordless phone???

[mandikan2398]

rip makemebad35

uve been awesome

[maze255]

Shouldent something Be going in?!?

- 911 Bitches

[JolTzClaydoh]

1:33 EWWW

[Crazybaboom10]

ewwwwwwwww what came out at the end? xD

[mirandalovesyou1100]

eww wat came out of yur mouth at the end xD haha

[eman202603]

On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the mourning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't wanna die

[Cedr2k]

the wall is the hell

[reaper92698]

was that all cum that came out of his mouth???

[666tribe]

i H8 911 Bitches!!! XD

[swaggajay100]

yo whats up makemebad35? you're videos are funny!

[RedMassacre21]

what did i just watch

[959meep]

IVE GOT A BUG BITE ON MY FUCKING DICK. GOD.

[KrackKat56]

Idk what came out his mouth but it was epic...

[rickstershortdude14]

@KrackKat56 i think that was jizz

[awesomemike023]

Fake ass chain messages

[PowerpuffPlatinum]

U are one amazing actor....

[xbox360fan07]

does  991 is an assholes?

[brady50120]

Did he shit his pants?

[TheJPFire100]

This nigga is stupid lmfao :D

[TheMIKEY400]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOOLOLL­OOLOL

[QAZAZZA]

That little thing about the little girl ghost who died and will haunt you tonight? It's not real. SO DON'T POST IT ANYMORE DUMBSHITS

[ASSASSINGAMESuk]

@QAZAZZA Listen if it were real how the fuck could the same girl be in so many different houses all over the world its just stupid but I totally agree with you that it is a load of bullshit

[MsCarloslover]

OMG damian you can't die it will make us sad!!! you probley had a heart attack beacause of the torturer he probley implanted something when you were looking for you heart on heartless!!

[candycaneloly]

xD its funnt how he was moaning!!

[emagomes123]

he's having a heart atack and he takes a minute to die -.-

[broom2100]

press 1

[broom2100]

SHARK WEEK AD! I LOVE SHARK WEEK

[MrMexicanRules]

@5CAUSEofORDER5 fuck you

[viclord091]

@5CAUSEofORDER5 fucking retard

[derekplay1]

keep pressing 8

[MrMexicanRules]

@madarauchihagirl die

[MrMexicanRules]

@chibichick9 go to hell

[chibichick9]

press 8 and 5 ovr and over like 8585 and it sounds like hes tickleing her to death lmfao

[ColDERThnSubZero]

press 6 w8 30 milli secs and click again it sound like hes repeating f u

[ZayMire]

press nine over and over