Winks, Lies, and Videotape

[sinnoh2014]

3 years!!!

[webmaster8040]

whats with the giant crates of orange juice and soda?

anybody else notice that?

[sanesbitt1]

How do u wink?

[sanesbitt1]

lol i love toast and penutbutter lol



[drzejmsbuond]

I'm sorry I can't send you my wink- I have ugly eyes...

;-[

[ozzforcica]

at the time of this comment, his video had 666 likes, I just though I should point that out.

[2233Ree]

When i was little i couldnt pronounce the word bagel properly i dont remember how i said it but apperently it was addorable ;)

[S4dist1cK]

"sigh, sometimes words accidentally rhyme.." - Craig Benzine

so true...

[AsokIntern]

If you say Transcribe Audio, it says "free medical Friday."

[listentotheraenfall]

Very first 'free bagel friday'!

[ssbrwl]

@listentotheraenfall not quite... Flock of Bagels

[Martheworld]

so, I'm highly amused by the way you say 'bagel'. It's a locational thing, the first time I heard it said that was on Community, actually...

anywho, bagels, however they're pronounced, are delicious. On to the rest of your videos.

[LadyGapGap13]

it's called the "Weezy Wink" ;)

[RagingLion]

I've been going back and watching your videos in order. I think this is perhaps your most polished so far and I really enjoyed it ... so basically like all of your videos now.

[IPepperz]

If that is your boss, you're blessed to still have your job!

[AquaMagnum7]

Is this the first free bagel Friday?

[thelobstermob]

how exactly do i send you a wink anyway?

[BlimeyGames]

Left hook!

[IHateSchoolPeople]

so who won the beird competition ?!

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[Buaam]

Now that's an left hook!

[KYROOL98]

WHERE CAN I GET THE WINK SOUND ?

[GregTheBarge]

Awesome

[GotBecket]

Dude love the boss. Still need winks? Lol *over one year later*

[Koru]

Your boss is so chill.

[Buaam]

That was an great left hook! :O

[bhindfacestab411]

hello weezy,

I love your vids, i would send you a supernote and a wink but some of the kids i board with would beat me up and also my cam is dead.

bhindfacestab411

[KSaebinMusic]

Actually, youtube didn't let me watch flock of bagels because it said it got removed :(

[Linscape99]

Hooray for Flock of Seagulls!

[Eliphelisha]

i can't wink :(



[daffydud]

Epic Dexter reference there Craig!!!!!

[dolafbrown]

Ok...I'm hooked....now i'm spending my night watching all the past episodes. Chuckles galore and free Bagels with Obomelettes! ...and yes...definitely bearded! Rarr! Great job, Craig.

[SuperEmjo]

I know you've suffered

[siroatmeal]

wow someone loves cat in the hat

[Yowzow]

WHERES THE COFFEE?? its been gone for awhile :(

[AirPowerFTW]

Haha your boss thought he was all ninja and then...

Pwned.

[jld7274]

I like you so much. Are you married?

And are you interested in having a ginger family?

You are perfect.

[WilliamHunter1993]

Falco puuuuuunch lafao

[ZEROcounit]

wheezy 2: Boss 0.

[Mer1002]

"he's not wearing pants!" "shut up!" lol! <3

[MikeLeBlanc85]

lol i went to go make some peanut butter toasts after i watched this....

[JayJaysZone]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!

[IvarHuisman]

Lol when I read this title I thought about an episode of Dexter called Dex, lies and videotape. Oh well its not reffered to that I guess. Or is it ?

[tezziToo]

Both the title of this video and the Dexter episode are referring to a movie called 'Sex, Lies and Videotape'.

[IdidThisForYouToSee]

My girlfriend can only wink one eye, is this common?

[drippyhotdog852]

from 1:25 to 1:33 you can see a whole pile of drinks :D

[Y2JTFR]

dude, shut up

[blerbele632]

i watched you punch your boss and i actually started choking i was laughing so hard. thanks Craig!!!!!!!

[Sdfrien]

I really loved the winking bit. You've become one of my favorite vloggers. Thanks Craig.

[stuckelini]

i love free bagel friday!!!

[xoxodevin]

Yeah, you are hillarious, I'm going to tell my friends about you lol!

I'll send in a wink tomorrow (after I do my makeup and all that. I'm in my pjs and yeah. haha.)

[JIMBOBSQUAREPANTS42]

daamn you seem really smart, like if i ever met you in person ide be like DAMN YOUR SMART within like 30 seconds of meeting you

[jadenyugi221]

Go go free bagel Friday! lol you miss then you get em that was funny

[ThreeSixtydroid]

you're really funny, how come you don't have that many views? You're way better then fred or someone stupid like that.

[Murse88]

God i love free bagal friday!!!

[flawedartist]

But... what if my porn sites, like, ~seriously classy. With peeps and everything.

Wait, I guess it's not porn if I'm not naked, huh. DAMMIT.

[XxDoNkEy]

william ray johnson sent me ha

[blurrystripes]

hahahahahaha (L)

I'm so happy I found your vids

[WonderboyAhoy]

Hey I stumbled upon you and you're quite entertaining :D

Subscribe!

[Sweeney113]

WARNING

HILARITY ENSUES

[potterlove]

is that really your boss? lol

[potterlove]

question, why is your name wheezywaiter? is it because you're a waiter? lol I feel dumb for asking, but just curious!

[zunathanzu]

watch his older videos, he used to be a waiter

[worthlesspeon13]

when he started the channel he was a waiter. And he has asthma. hence, wheezywaiter

[potterlove]

lol you're funny :)

[simplyplainethan]

i lost the game

[NerdsAreHumansToo]

this one didn't have a wink at the end!

[katiepoo66]

I can't believe I didn't discover you sooner.

This makes my life so much happier.

[lespaulrok3r]

yea would it be ok if we sent a wink of like 5 people?

[jabberjabber7]

hey im the david you want. and i wish i still had my long hair to send you a wink, i think nathan showed you the video i made of my hair....

[lespaulrok3r]

hey im pretty sure im gunna get david to send a wink off his video that i know u know of

[DeeLamps]

I made a wink and posted it as a video response!

I didn't realize how strange I look when I wink until I captured it on video...

[bhworldwide]

WheezMan, you inspire me. Thank you for bringing the Good.

[JohnsHouseofFun]

Oh wow, this was brilliant. New Subscriber.

[Toddly00]

o god i love you

[jmerten5]

ur like the coolest person i know

[phampants]

i can't wait until next week.  priceless

[missmichaelann]

as always i freakin love your videos

[UTubeReviewed]

Ding!

[corporalcadet]

Gah I'm glad your getting some attention now you deserve it but you need bazillions more. I dont have a crush on you *wink* DAMN IT.

[Cohenism]

I kind of wish I had that winking condition. It would make things a whole lot more fun in my future.

"Honey, do I look fat?"

"Of course not, you're beautiful." *wink*

[P00P0STER0US]

Wow, that boss is a fantastic good sport, or really surprised he fell over. Either way you had to clean it up so I guess he didn't mind so much :D Another funny video ;> *ding*

That ding was artificially applied. I do not have the same condition as you.

[wheezywaiter]

hey poop, if you watch breakfast #5: Flock of Bagels, you'll see my boss's first fall.

[lovekimbra]

i just sent my wink. i hope it's good, i'm pretty bad at winking...

[Nanalew]

i'm autoplaying this. it makes me happy.

[wheezywaiter]

Wow, thank you thank you. That makes me happy. I'm autoplaying in more than one place. It's like that movie multiplicity.

[TheRedGibson22]

@wheezywaiter Hey Craig I sent you a wink AND the wheezy waiter theme song all in one video. I know you want to put in your next video.... i can taste it......

[Nanalew]

you are the one person i just may wink for.

[aslanenlisted]

look at you just giving your winks away...

[EricsEveryNewDay]

Winks are on the way