Maury Show - Dis Yo Baby?

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

She look like a fucking bulldog and sounds like a hag, this guy must not have any class.

[luvsweetheart]

YA DIS YO GHETTO BABY LOL

[MrThegentleman]

E-40 tell me when to go

[TheJBlover246]

what is the name of this song? i need it now!

[afvmedia]

You know why this dude was so confident? Cause he probably didn't bust a nut when he had sex with her..... And if he did, I bet it wasn't inside her.... Cause he was just TOO damn confident... and he was RIGHT.

[Bei1052]

From now on, before the guests get on the show, Maury should ask the guy what music he wants played if he finds out he's not the father so they can actually dance to the music if/when they find out they're not the father.

[bxgrl4ever]

What's the name of the song playing, for the life of me I can't remember...lol

[blackmanscoop313]

@bxgrl4ever tell me when to go

[mnational11]

:54 did the ball cross the plane before her knee hit the ground?

[ornelasdavid]

why do they always run backstage???

[RedDracolich]

@ornelasdavid because they are embaressed since they made a spectacle, and they were wrong.

[RandomDetritus]

Is this real life?

[RighteousPsycho]

WHy is it that most of these videos have black people?

[ENZSification]

hhahaha black ppl n_n.. still entertaining us...

[Mendokusai99]

Con-fucking-dom.

[xrandyj51x]

i would avoid even getting with this bitch. ugh. nasty.

[robijas1mafia]

Its not even funny how many men out there are paying child support and they have no idea that baby is not even his,FUCKING HOES TEST THEM ALL!!!

[natethegreat9092]

i cant help but feel happy for these guys

[keishipsy]

i dunno why but i felt like screamin hell yea wen maury said NOT the father (like it was a small victory for me or sumthin :P

[tknock21]

1aztecaboxing stop it ..see me in the ring

[MISANTHROPY647]

Why is it usually black people on this show duking it out?

[DontFriendInviteMe]

Stupid bi*ches should keep their legs closed to every drunkazz welfare moocher that wants a piece.

[FelipeMMz]

I never understood why they always run backstage and dive on the ground lol

[mossopp91]

i looooove how he shuffles that he aint the daddy. lmao

[MrSpemat]

that bitch is straight up busted...

[faizel12]

dude is lucky causs she ugly as hell

[Darkichi7]

@faizel12 dont forget shes FAT

[kgpatrick21]

Typical Maury Show: Black woman YELLS, not talks about how this guy is 100% the father; Black woman walks up to the tv screen and swears the kid and guy look alike; Guy comes out and crowd boo's him; Guy gives his reasons why he's not the father and woman is a cumgutter; THE RESULTS ARE IN - this is 50-50; Funny if guy is the father and cries - HILARIOUS when he's not and proves the woman is a whore trying to get child support. Every episode's the same.

[MaadDawg1]

@kgpatrick21 but it never gets old. lol

[DeviousX13X]

also, what the fuck is wrong with her mouth?

[imahyperfreak]

I lawled so hard when she tripped. XD

[DeviousX13X]

@imahyperfreak dude when she tripped i almost died!!! so fckn funny watchin her try to run (waddle) and then trip! I read your comment before watching and as soon as she got to the stairs i began to hope she was gonna fall down them.

[peterdabest94]

hahahha niggers are funny

[buddaman200522]

I do love the "No Child Support" Dance

[27POP27]

I love how he lipsyncs "you are NOT" at 0:41 and breaks into dance xD

[shotsenn]

Goddamn! I've never seen a 300+ pound woman move that fast before. She must have had a big bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken in the back somewhere.She needs to be on the defensive line for an NFL team somewhere. She's bigger than Ndamukong Suh!! A pure female,ghetto,alley,trashy,lou­d nose tackle-Black Woman. She's a disgrace. Keep your goddamn smelly legs closed breeder!!!

[kobeballer]

haha this is the beginning of "dat baby dont look like me"

[emperordrizzle101]

Stupid ass bitch!

[SuperJakethesnake22]

Black people will dance any were

[mazaratialbum]

why da fuck these dumb, ghetto fat ass bioches wanna run off crying and shit?....take it like a woman, if you can gon on national tv and cuss out a guy when you think he is the father, then u may as well shake his hand when he isn't the father, lol

[d4rksolitude]

I love how they automatically boo the guys that come out and not the leg spreading whores that's up there on the first place..

[Ducksayquack8]

The Hairline!!!

[elsexydavid91]

Wut song is that

[Th3EminemSh0w]

@elsexydavid91 song is "tell me when to go" by E-40

[chicovill305]

Damm i ante a jerk but id be dancing like that if that lady claim to be my baby mama sh*t she loud as f**k...annoying..

[TheLexyboy]

who the fuck, in their right mind, would actually screw these women??!!

[Muusicca]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oo that song was a slap in the face!

[ManWithAmbientMind]

I'm a big fan of the Maury show and I personally think that I don't care who or what comes in the stage. I've seen every KIND of individual in that show. Ethnicity, religion, gender orientation doesn't even matter, because when it comes to a person yelling in another person's face and the audience howling, everything is intense. It's like 3-D cause you actually feel like you're in the show :)

[Capoiera07]

how is it 2011 and there are still racists? ....don't you people get tired? when will you learn you will NEVER get rid of ANY race. There's no point to how you look at things. Being racist nowadays is synonymous with being ignorant, uneducated, and useless. If you commented on here, and youre racist, do us all a favor and kill yourself. there would be a lot less stupidity in the world.

[goiufro]

i been watching about twenty of these videos just for the dances lol

[crazysillybaby1]

@goiufro me tooooooo

[Suffersosweetly]

My fellow men,

why do we sleep with tired, nasty old rats like this. Lets up our standards and we wouldnt mind being a father to our children. we dont need to be so generous, if a chick has no teeth, and cant pronouce "this", just let her walk on by....

[MrQkumber]

LMAOO at the end of these, you always have a black guy dancing and a black woman running hysterically backstage falling on the ground.

[8080pop]

I love how everyone boo's the father when he walks on, but when they're told hes noth the father, they all cheer for him...

[RoflyouareMAD]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL the song at the end

[Mayme1011]

@capnhands don't categorize all black people. There's different factors that play into who u r etc

[santana56101]

only niggers like this vact like wild animals

[capnhands]

black people have such low standards.

[sexybj89]

I wish my Motha WOULD get on National TV and point out features on my face like that. EMBARASSING! lmao!

[FmMan33]

0:53 - A wild Snorlax is blocking your path. Use a Pokéflute!

[sowetoboi]

@FmMan33 hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahhaaaaaa,u sick man

[B3rtM4n]

i love when the ladies feel pain cause there just pathetic haha

[d3phext]

o...m...g...

it's snookie.

well, a black snookie. in 10 years.

[milliful9]

Why do all the woman fall on the floor? Its like a freaking ritual or something :P

[Antweezysx]

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS BOO THE GUY

[Refining1]

Why do they always run backstage and fall down when they find out "he's not the father"?

[Damauveropolis]

LOL who just won a million bucks?

[beaverfeaver12]

lol everyone runs away it fucking awesome

[FrozenSocks231]

lol she died

[TheBigManM]

I GUESS SHE WENT BACK 2 DA HOOD TRYIN 2 FIND HER BABY DADDY...LMAO!!

[Fyrzon]

Damn, Abe was pretty damn smooth.

[ironmantis25]

i love black people

[duodu2000]

@deadly32 better to be Negroids then an incest breed faggot who has sex with their own family members (animals included) like your pig cracka ass

[Impetrate420Justice]

@deadly32 Negroids>Neanderthal=Fact

[vegasvicc]

@deadly32 the funniest episodes to me are when the white chix bring on black men and the girl gets owned by Maury

[44Zor]

Who the damn veterinarian that helped deliver that little monkey!! ha ha ha

[Davis2920022001]

@44Zor LMAO!, aye thats bossie's baby

[firedriver21]

@44Zor You're not funny asshole keep your day job eating the peanuts out of random shit turds........

[onegaisti]

She was punching the hell outta that TV screen

[aliensarereal666]

shit,get motha fuckin cattle prod yo. this gorilla is hungry for meat! damn,these fucking animals always jumpin around and shit! look mommy,retarted apes flinging their poo and talking about babies,avert your eyes little cindy,they'll be eradicated soon enough!

[Akid0Kag3]

@aliensarereal666 i accidentally thumbs ur comment...

[aliensarereal666]

@Akid0Kag3 sweet yo...lol

[Akid0Kag3]

@aliensarereal666 yupp lol

[nchotboy008]

Tell Me When to Go...She got hit wit that E-40 talk Cali-Foolya

[rDPurpleHaze]

I work with this dude! hahahah

[thndrct218]

What would MLK think seeing his people degrade themselves like this...

[QaranTV]

@thndrct218

The right question is should black people have followed Malcolm X instead?

[thndrct218]

@QaranTV Regardless of who, I would imagine they would both look at this clip and shake their heads in embarrassment

[Akid0Kag3]

@QaranTV no... since mlk died people been findin loopholes he never filled... he wanted to get over oppression but never knew that in his death black people would make ridicule of what he died for

[planetvideowatcher55]

I always love wen they put music on these things it so great

[cokeamoe3]

i love when they fall on the ground, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

I'd be fucking dancing too if I knew I'd never have to see that fat ugly ass bitch ever again.

What da fuck possessed dat brotha to knock boots with dat ho???

[PithecusJackson]

Dat beez a ugly ass ho knowumsayin!

[KingSolomontha1st]

You wanna be a guest on the Maury Show just give us a call at 212-456-7890 and tell us what corner you work on.

[FuckThatShitBitch100]

who the hell would bang this fat bitch??????????

[cokeamoe3]

@FuckThatShitBitch100 evendently that brother lol, but i agree

[tjxkid]

@FuckThatShitBitch100 High man... Getting high

[mightyjoe911]

Look it dis mouf dis eye dis nose dis errrythang..

[thndrct218]

That fuckin nigga is uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Eshatoa]

LOOKIT DEEZ NUTS

[cokeamoe3]

@Eshatoa LMAO

[aznmaven]

i think the worst part about the show is letting everybody know that you banged a lagoon creature

[NicoDaPko]

lol she fell

[whrobins431]

lmao i dontt kno how many times i seen the women jus run back stage and throw themselves on tha ground hahaha i bet when maury said the news he was thinkin "pleasee dontt run backstage" ha.

[FELIPELOtoTAS]

You americans can´t feel so much proud of inventing that TV shit!!! In some ways, your treating black people just like you did in the slavery era... No more respectable than things, that´s the way these poor people appears in the show!!! Blame on you!!!

Go to the hell in flames every single people involved with this disgusting entertainment!!!

[ry200821]

@FELIPELOtoTAS hell ya. we are all racists over here; except or white, black president. lol

[FuckThatShitBitch100]

@FELIPELOtoTAS nobody is forcing them to go on the show

[Metatarsal]

The children should be taken off these bitches if the results come back as there not the fathers.

[ReneeBo]

What song is that??

[cally400]

Ppl who cheat should keep their mouth shut till they find out the results, just makes them look dirty when their wrong

[dhamirism]

Bitch fell down! LOL!!

[JaySlay23]

The Neck! lol

[anythingisplenty]

LOL!! One of the best "You are not the father" dance clips EVER. NOBODY on EARTH would want to be THAT beast creature's baby daddy. Woo! Dodged a hollow-tip bullet with that one! She was SO fuckin ugly and gross. EW.

[MrJoeyBro]

Lmao! What a noob!

[iraqi4ever]

name of the song plz lol

[IDUBSI]

@iraqi4ever e-40 - tell me when to go

[mokahquincy71]

The part where she falls on the floor is fucking epic LMBAO!!!

[WhyDoYouAskWhoIam]

I thought the lady was going to get up and dance with him, lol :)!

[FUwogs]

lol.. hallmark doesn't sell many fathers day cards to negros

[zodiak650]

@FUwogs Hallmark is spelled with a capital H since it's a name. Hallmark also doesn't sell many fathers day cards to hicks in middle America.

[Kyasaren]

Is it wrong that I find this sound utterly amazing? What's it called?

[luvlgs1]

i watched this show once and they had this lady on who'd been on like 6 or 7 times, and they still couldn't figure out who the father was...makes u wanta cry if u think about it. more morons on parade

[surfhawaii08]

what kind of people get these kind of people pregnat... fuck man that bitch was a monster

[America2France]

Big fat ass hoodrat!

[Muusicca]

ROFL the SONG BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAA

[BierVodkaJunge]

i just love, how those whores are talking like "this is your baby, i KNOW it, im 1000000% sure". And then, after maury says that it isn´t the dudes baby, they just start running out of the studio xD

[MADDIEPIE]

You can tell how stereotypical the audience in this show are.

One woman comes up with some bullcrap about the dad cruelly neglecting his kid not wanting to admit it's his. They go all "BOOOO" "FK U" when the guy comes out.

And when the test comes out to prove he's not the dad?

EAT YOUR FKN WORDS UP AND SHOVE YOUR FKN LOUSY ASS JUDGEMENTAL ATTITUDE UP YOUR ASS!

[cokeamoe3]

@MADDIEPIE yea i agree with you 100%

[iluvyouwyatt]

She smelled a cheeseburger backstage.

[mapleasura]

@iluvyouwyatt or a bucket of KFC...

[ericmarshall19]

SOMEONE PLEASE RIP HER VOCAL CORDS OUT PLEASEEEEEEEE

[Eurotrash4367]

If all government assistance programs ended how long would it take these people to die from starvation?

[mrwhatever213]

@Eurotrash4367 The same as your white trash ass and people. since most of you fucks is on it as well. drop dead ghost face.

[Yuilen]

@mrwhatever213 Oh hush nigger.

[bigjbzzl]

Whenever that paperwork hits the stage--u can see in the face of the woman--'doubt-doubt-doubt!!! Never fails....lyin' azz hoochie-momma!!! Keep abortion legal---and give away birth-control pills at all costs. But of course most of these tramps won't take them because they are tryin' to get some loser to be their prince-charming...how stupid. Dizzy azz broads!!

[20324758]

Awesome

[chaffXgrenade]

LOOKIT DIS MOUTH

LOOKIT DIS NOSE

LOOKIT DEEZ EYES

LOOKIT DEEZ EARS

LOOKIT DIS HAIR

I should SO remix this. :P

[IrishDutchman]

@chaffXgrenade

holy shit. I would pay hard cash to hear that.

[chaffXgrenade]

@IrishDutchman No need to pay. Tuesday morning's my last day of class before Spring Break. After that, imma be working on THIS. >:)

[JOSHBATTLE]

@chaffXgrenade do it :D

[teamguido555]

whats the name of the song

[mightyjoe911]

God help who ever is the real daddy...

[gtaexplode]

Did she died?

[Prime4571]

Dis nought yo baby.

[parismccullough1]

Fat Black Snooki

[lawnsausages]

she looked like a beached whale...can you believe anyone would fuck that?

[chadtizzle]

dat baby dont look like me

[EliteDoomer]

Who the fuck would tag that man bitch????

[MaliDaProblem]

he busted a crip walk do Crips even do that anymore

[sicat71]

Any paternity test on white people? Or is this just for blacks?

[EliteDoomer]

@sicat71 Ya man look up Tiffany the redhead one. So awesome. Young slut cheats on bf.

[devilxhlywood]

I like how Maury pretends to actual care about these ghetto trash people. If he did he wouldn't be making a living off of mocking them lol.

[killercrx91]

Man he's REALLY happy that he is not the father.

[jaythebadkid]

Crank Dat No Child Support ..

[bbabyguurl]

Because we eat? what the hell do u think

[mightyjoe911]

Dat one ugly baby..

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

@mightyjoe911 lol, it looks like some crippled old man lol.

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

Player was smooth as all hell, no jumping or yelling like a crack head in heat, just chill lol

[RetroGirl1974]

Dear GOD, these people just have no dignity do they!?? They both look as stupid as each other, him doing his stupid dance and her throwing herself onto the floor! Where do they GET these idiots???

[EmperorReptile]

@RetroGirl1974 id be celebrating to if some woman was hounding me constantly for child support and crap for a baby that isnt even mine

[mrwhatever213]

@RetroGirl1974 bitch you would be dancing to! did you see that whale of a whore? I would of broke down.

[Mikkhep]

Just a question out of nowhere... how come almost every African - American Female in USA is so... how put this in a nice word... overweight? No offense, but it seems like every Ghetto girl is huge compared to the ghetto guys lol. Burgah King fo'reelz?

[Nee12th]

@Mikkhep That's a very big stereotype. Almost every AMERICAN woman is overweight. It is a NATIONAL crisis. It sounds very offensive for you to lead your statement with ghetto and "no offense" and then end your statement with some ol ebonic bull shit. From a stereotypical point of view.. I would think that nearly every white woman is morbidly obese. Everytime I look on A&E or ANY weight lost show for that manner.. WHITE WOMEN are on there as well as BLACK women. No offense. :)

[Mikkhep]

@Nee12th Yea I do realize that, but it seems like overweight African American females are a majority compared to the caucasian females. As I said, my comment was not ment to be racist OR... stereotypical as you said ;P

[TheEvOfKev]

@Mikkhep African-American & ghetto are 2 completely things. It's hard not to come off as offensive when you make a generalization like that.

[poet1111]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I DIED LAUGHING

[firedriver21]

I love it when they dog the guys out and then get embarrassed cause those bitches know all along that they were fucking some other dude raw dog!!!!!!!!!!!

[razorbacker63]

monkeys.

[PureDarkAngelSkillz]

yo some guy needs to bring out cash on the show and just throw it up and dance in it, and yell, this ain't child support money XD

[HawkNewMedia]

yeahh I made this way back in the day! How'd you get this? jZA

[Data9183]

LMAO

[heyheyhey101bri]

Did she jus have an anurysm?

[741377]

why would anyone hit that hippo

[Kimpersh]

any1 know the song at the end?

[KatyPerryIsMyIdol1]

@Kimpersh E-40 - Tell Me When To Go