Meet Archie - Red Dwarf - BBC comedy

[FiAFLiHD]

I die every time Kryten says "My penis, must have escaped" its so straight and to the point xD

[realbritishpunk]

3 people are smeeee..........3 people are smeeeeeeeee........3 people are smeee-heeeee! complete and total ones at that sirs!

[darthkahn45]

"BOSH!"

I love how angry and into it the other guy gets while he's watching him.

[VinnyMonster1]

The ONLY time Chloe Annet's Cochanski was even remotely funny. And even then, she was still immensely annoying.

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

"dont be alarmed sir. its just my penis is on the loose"

[TauLord1218]

best show EVER!!!

[ElveeKaye]

Genitally challenged! XD

[doctorwhoone]

I had this Friend at College once called Vanessa , and when i said to her " Hey V , have you ever meet a Friend of mine called Archie ? " , she said no , and i ended up replying " Im not so surprised , his my Penis ! " , she ended up laughing in total Shock , im surprised she didint slap me for being dirty .

Jason  : )

[SpaceDan3000]

So Danny has Rob's penis in his pocket!

[SIHELL]

Anyone know of the British Comedy 2 old men or something along those lines?

[eddiebruv]

There was a cartoon called '2 posh old men' on UKTV. It's on youtube.

[topbluffa1]

mabye you mean the "harry enfeild old gits"? sketch.?

[darknessfang30]

"Kryton,you realize what this means?"

"No Ma'am."

"It means your a real man."

"It does?Why?"

"Because now like all men you have absaloutly no control over you penis."

[chantallylace]

its KrytEn!

[jmm1233]

Can't go wrong with a toilet roll and sticky back plastic , Blue Peter "here is one i made earlier" , lol

[EnigmaticMumeiJosei]

I love the little gerbil-like sound that Archie makes! X3

[ericblr]

When I first saw this I died laughing!

[firecausesburns]

"Forget my ears, maybe my whole brain needs syringing." Red Dwarf rocks.

[BADALASS]

@firecausesburns How on Earth did Chloe keep a straight face?!

[feckingbillgates]

Kryten is becoming Mrs Doubtfire gradually.

[thatboythatgirl2020]

dont be alarmed sir its jus my penis on the loose! lmfao

[thatboythatgirl2020]

haha thats max frm eastenders lol 2/05

[Hazard33]

Lol, it's archy, my penis, must've escaped XP

[captain0ldy0da]

was it me or was rimmer much fatter in this?

[doctorwhoone]

Yeah Rimmer [ a.k.a. Chris Barrie ] was getting abit fatter by the time of Series VIII , or maybe Series VI , but thats age i souppose .

[PurpleFunnyChocolate]

Sometimes I think actors just sort of get more muscular rather than fat, Like Matt LeBlanc on Friends wasn't fat he just became bigger from the muscles.

[doctorwhoone]

I dont watch Friends so i wouldint really know .

[PetrosofSparta]

Nooo, Matt LeBlanc WAS musclar at the start of friends, then he became fat.

[doctorwhoone]

I agree with Kochanski , us Male's have no control over our Penis's , there a bloody radar for Females . Still , atleast ours are attached to us from Birth onwards so no problems there then , but i wonder what would happen if Lt.Commander Data from Star Trek - the Next Generation made himself one and it went on the loose onboard the Enterprise-D cos his an Android as well as Kryten .

Cheers , Jason [ Doctor Who One ]

[Chloe0GothGal]

Red Dwarf is the best show on this earth man!!

;)

[birdropping]

this show's not from earth!

sry couldnt help myself =D

[Rugford]

"I guess that would explain why they're all a bit grumpy."

Fabulous line

[darthkahn45]

I love killcrazy one of the funniest characters in Red Dwarf.

[myg0tpurepunk]

this may explain the south park joke

[northvietsouth]

if thyere the last ppl in the niversse  stranded milions of years away where are all these other ppl coming from and how are they geting on the ship

[talatsmum]

LOL i love red dwarf!

[McrChiick]

RED DWARF ROCKS!!

its by far the best brittish programme on earth!

they should have made more series' though...

[DiverforPort]

We just bought a pet hamster the day we watched this for the first time and my son called him Archie, love Red Dwarf.

[svejevecimrakumraku]

Does anyone else think Cat is rather hot?

[CountOrsino]

Well, Cat certainly does.

[mamalazarou87]

ahahaha max branning! i forgot that!

[redwarf123]

"this makes you a real man, because now, like all men, you have absolutely no control over your penis"!!

quality line of the year!!

[redwarf123]

who the hell would call their penis archie?! lolz

archie makes a scary noise......

[ronnieknotts]

I agree, if all the gang donate 1 dollar....then to hell with star wars...make it happen!

[aimeedee33]

i wonder why they've never made a movie it seems like there are so many fans. getting the money to do it can't be that hard with so many fans?

[fredthemighty]

the penis makes a funny noise :)

[lalatuts]

lol  i luv red dwarf!!!

[fredthemighty]

"ARCHIE, COME BACK!"

[cheekyegg]

series 7 was shit so why did they make series 8

[Subfavscream]

Series 7 was quality but 8 did struggle abit i must admit. But being a hardened fan i still love it.

[TheVargr]

Smeg head. 7 and 8 were both really good (tho the origional ending to 8 was better than the 1 used.

[TomBandfield]

Hahahahaha "My penis... Must've escaped" :-D

[CONTRAHABS]

It's just my penis on the loose...lol

[cheekymayo]

you no Kryton this now means your a real man.

She right, men rele do have no contorl ova their penis!!

[LittleRedFox1991]

its funny because its true

[amz1990]

I See.... Max From Eastenders!! XD

[Subfavscream]

Yeah i startged watching series 8 again recently and Kill Crazy cracks me up.. LETS GO KILLL SOMETHING... lol knowing him in eastenders now makes it all the more funny.

[KingNothingX0]

What episode is this?

[shaneclosan]

Pete Part I

[shaneclosan]

I was wrong It was part II of pete

[quasarsphere]

You're out of the nerd club!

*points toward the door with a very stern face*

[powertronn]

Im a fan of the old RD, but still thnk the more recent series are tv gold .. pure genius :)

[Squalleternally]

Dumbed down? i disagree. i personally enjoyed every series for what it was, including 7 and 8.

[lilxlaydeexlily]

Hahaa..Thtz Funnyy...!

It Isnt Lyk Real Red Dawrf Tho..

[mystorydude]

Lol

[Turbine68]

lmao

[nightdrag0n]

lmao there's a rat under here,

o that's archie

who's archie?

my ...

[cheekyegg]

red dwarf should have ended at series 6

[nottafanboy6954]

I love Cat

[edgeofhell1]

lol this was so funny

[griffithstoby64]

yes it lost the plot tjmuk

[Carrotman121]

hahah im a man

[tjmuk]

Red Dwarf really got dumbed down after the 6th series.

[vmistry94]

this is too funny, red dwarf rulez!