Japanese commercial, Dole banana: couple in restaurant

[hello0world0its0me]

get used to it japanese people r always high

[1231karina]

ooooh japan. youve done it again xD

[XvikingX07]

high racoon?

[lemagneto]

oh my fucking god

[alanduran1000]

Lady:we've been married for a long time and.banana guy:yea.lady:well.banna guy: yea.lady:well in pregnant.bannana guy: oh shit

[UsBeatingU]

0:03

[buklamp]

Yet another average day in Japan...

[KekiTan]

What.

[LiteralSubs]

....If any country needs therapy, It is japan. ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

[lillianashton]

@LiteralSubs That's right, creativity and humour must be punished at all costs!

[xXxItalianPridexXx]

Wtffff......

[NESSTOR95]

WTF o.o

[WelloDaDon]

lol what?

[titoshinigami]

all the dude is saying is sorry

[timmay821]

dear japan, we're sorry we fucked you all up tith the bombs in '45.

-america

[Hteam1422]

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going lol

[darkestnights77]

O_0.... Umm

[davidtheguitarman]

Girl: takamo tunomi

Boy: Ohme

Girl: haito puruko toa

Boy:Ohme

Girl. shian de djou ga

Boy: Ohme

Girl: FUCK YOU...

[Srinathor]

0:10 banana boner

[mitsukirox101]

Why does he keep saying rice when he's clearly eating bananas?

[noumercy]

@mitsukirox101 first time he said "umai", and the second he said "gomen" :D not kome

[mitsukirox101]

@noumercy OHHH Gomen not Okome, ahaha hearing fail, but still funny, I love Shingo XD

[CJisTheGreatest]

Do you like mmmmmbananas?

Bananaguy: Hai

[amayathewolf3]

bananas...len the vocaloid approves!

[cyberdrago2]

Why u so weird Japan why?!

[shogrran]

Japan you scary.

[vaughnjosecrasto]

to genocidalkilla thumbs down

[darniforgotify]

When yhe bananas opened first thing i thought was boner! XD

[Pintoleite3]

In Japan when watching TV, intermissions is when the movie starts

[GeNoCiDaLKILLA]

all i can say is wtf! thumbs up if you agree

[SpiritFairy1990]

@GeNoCiDaLKILLA fail no thumb :D

[switzerlicious]

00:05 - Anonymous

[Taki404]

i like bananas too xD

[gust0378]

私はそれが面白いとは思わない

[kattowitz4]

Yet another average day in Japan...

[NutsAndCrazy]

Translation: Girl: We've been together for 3 years right? Guy: yummy Girl: why are u eating a banana? Guy:ah.. sorry.. Girl: don't u think soon its time-- Guy: yummy Girl: why are you eating a banana? Guy: ah sorry Girl: since we've been going out for 3 years don't u think soon-- Guy: yummy Girl: you listening??

[xFuZzIiionzGaming]

Damn japan.  You scary!

[flipvidkids]

he does like bannanas on his face hahaha

[JacobandPeter1]

thumbs up if you saw this on =3

[MimiruSora]

Banana Man !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BabbyBubbleTea]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[accidentism]

daa  faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak?!?!?!

[aprilkoontz]

that does not make me want a banana

[TheNewtMan1992]

I fucking love this vid

[k54g]

the fuck just happend! EXPLANE!!!!!!

[Moooshey]

0:10 ok i find that creepy.

[ChaoGamersOfficial]

Am I the only one who noticed he had less banana at 0:03 than at 0:06?

[danimaldanimal360]

@ChaoGamersOfficial Thats coz he started a new one, that boy can CHOW!

[jellyfish99s]

i love the part he eat the banana...=P

[agb015mudkip]

Too bad dole kills their employees with banned pesticides :(

[MrNinja1425]

tha fuck?

[livtaspa13]

/watch?v=OtrI118zC6s&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[mezrulztheworld]

banana banana banana!!hahaha

[XXlgabriel99XXl]

nice



[estebanskater123]

have you noticed there are two guys?

[WillyWZSouza]

FUCK COCAINE! OPIUM IS THE ONLY WAY OF TRUE COMMERCIALS!!

[zonip67]

So...

Nigga, please

Ninja, please

Banana, please?!?!

[sean2762]

Leave it to the Japanese to come up with sideburn bananas that need to be circumcised.

[Lvl60Slayer]

damn this makes me want a banana SO FUCKING BAD!

[hockeytom11]

@dole yes :(

[fagglemcjuer]

pass a banana this way, bro-han

[hockeytom11]

@dole no faggot

[SoundWave1O1]

banana man!!!!!

[drumaster20]

i wish i had that i had those banana so i can get that hair style

[lquert]

Best part 0:09

[dieHeeresschar]

There are bananas in this video?

[MrMarkingston]

banana king XD

[blahxds]

looks kind of wrong o_o

[Kahalewaike]

this

[brazilboyds]

3 words wtf

[vidisthetopic]

-.- is what i was like the whole vid

[theatergeek1001]

...huh...?

[gokumastergundam523]

ALL THIS TIME SHE WAS JUST ASKING FOR A BANANA BUT THAT EVIL PERSON WONT EVEN LET HER HAVE A QUARTER OF ONE!

[Melkac]

Girl: Are you listening?

Guy: ...I came

Girl: What?!

Guy: To eat bananas.

Girl: Oh.

[werewolf873]

@Melkac bananas on motercycles?

[Bluewave256]

@Melkac

the girl is trying to ask him to wed her.

girl: we are dating three years now

guy: delicious

girl: why are you eating bananas?

guy: oh sorry

girl: is it time we... oh why are you eating bananas?

etc...

i'm not japanese native speaker... but this is the correct translation

[Melkac]

@Bluewave256 Eh, I don't really care about what they're saying, actually.

[firestaradam]

I can not watch this without laughing, specially at the end.

[kei3309]

lol

[foxxy022]

someone's uncircumcised =P

[qazxcdewsification]

From the looks of it, this is a warning video about these 'Dole' bananas. It seems that the bananas have been injected with an addctive substance that will cause loss of hearing and permanent baldness.

[MrPancakes418]

what the hell have i just watched??

[vallegrl37]

@MrPancakes418 lol

[pmrmitzi]

what ever... have you heard the homeless guy with the Golder Voice... o_O

[Kurostyle21]

@pmrmitzi Yes, yes I did. So what?

[Gynx1331]

We need these commercials in america...

[shawnz12341]

What the Hell is going on in Japan..

[cecpuman]

at 0:10 he got turned on...

[0318kent]

lol shingo is funny

[xXXrayzerXXx]

ooohh japan you and your weird banana's

[KingBurping]

That banana on his ear looks like my cock without the yellow.

[nogames222]

@MimedFib yea but was it a doll Japanese banana hmmm

[nogames222]

I NEED A JAPANESE BANANA NOOOW

[generalvillage035]

F: We have assoiated each other for 3 years?

M: Tasty.

F: Why are you earting banana?

M: Sorry.

F: If we have assosiated for 3 yeas, plese show me your faith.....

M: Tasty.

F: Can you listen to me?

[theloldudelols]

itz epic fail man!

[lilltartan]

I didn´t like bananas from the start, and this didn´t help :D

[Perpendicularity1023]

Why does he go from being bald to a full head of hair? WTF!

[koshowulf]

last thing she said: "are you listening?"

[iRawrZ3R0]

@knoxled

unless they are fried

[VkyleV]

Bananas that turn people into bananas.... genius!!!!!

[MimedFig]

I've had bananas before--I could have [B]SWORN[/B] that never happened!

Thumbs up if you've NEVER had this happen to you!

[PwnageSubs]

@MimedFig But it happened though.

[berkzy]

press 5 every 2 seconds it looks like shes beatboxing

[Harrythelittledude]

press 8 for BANANANA 

[bentogeek]

I dont have bananas and my videos are just food, but if you like japanese stuff, i have bento (lunch boxes) from Japan, with lots of great scenic stuff too, on my page if you all want to come visit!

[chidodanii]

Banana boner activated

[ItsNOTaBirdXD]

What are they saying? TOT

[Growlxthexdemon]

Am i the only one who notices at the beggining of the episode there restruant there in is RIGHT beside the banana company?

[vestraya]

wtf mode, ACTIVATED

[CoolComKid1]

BANANANANANANANAANAANANNAANAN

[DjancokWarrior]

why banana?

[DaAbsolutDa]

haha btw can I just say how pissed of i am with dole's fruit mix, theres 2 cherries and everything else if mango and pineapple, fruit mix my ass :/

[nexus1g]

Banana missiles engaged!

[sonyqwe21]

press 3 to hear real japanees girl ORGASM ! ! ! ! !

[serchan]

Sorry to spoil your dirrty fun, but I think the conversation as follows: - Girl: we've been going out for 3 years... Shingo: Yummy Girl: How many (bananas) are you going to eat? Shingo: Sorry.. Girl: It's about time... Shingo: Yummy... Girl: How many (bananas) have you eaten? (Or are you going to eat?) Shingo: Sorry.. Girl: Since we've been going out 3 years, it's about time... Shingo: Yummy! Girl: Are you listening?! Shingo: *Banana pops!* Then, banana is Dole! (If u wan bananas, buy DOLE)

[gadgetgirl23]

lmbfao,pmsl.rotfl.lol *ahhhhhh* can anyone translate this please?...i wanna know what she said to make his banana chops pop like that xD

[Dastarlos]

I find this hard (puns intended) to masturbate to.

[LazeyStaring]

this videos bannanas

[RapDeCalle77]

I think you weebos gonna love this bananas

[xxBoobieViolatorxx]

this looks like me when i eat bananas

[Cosmy55]

what!

[KillTyrant]

353535353535353535353535 :D

[swefress]

@KillTyrant XD

[used2less]

I have seen too much hentai to know where this is going.

[NJADoherty]

Monkey inside a restauarnt

[0PercentFear]

-Dole management: alright guys have you come up with some ideas?

-commercial makers: yeah we have, i think you guys are gona love it .....

[vivelapoutine4]

@0PercentFear 786,712 ppl watch that commercial... Looks like they were right :P

[Fireman012002]

Anyone else see that the banana never actually seemed to get smaller?

[PunchSydeiron]

The hell?

[TwoMiXLOvEr]

Press 7 and pause for instalulz.

[ilovehikaruhitachiin]

this is the reason why i hate bannanas....

[DOILOOKFAT1]

LOL press 2. :D

[Sara10891]

HOLY!!

[Tyremion]

so much NOM NOMZ

[Lygasrazul]

Rough translation is as follows: Girl: We've been together about 3 years, so- Guy: Delicious! Girl: What are you eating? Guy: Ah, sorry. Girl: It's about time you- Guy: Delicious! Girl: What are you eating? Guy: Ah, sorry. Girl: It's been 3 years, so it's about time- Guy: Delicious! Girl: Are you listening?

[Splinki]

@Lygasrazul Actually she says "Nani banana tabetenno ?" which means "Why are you eating a banana ?"

[Lygasrazul]

@Splinki Ah, thanks! Listening to it again, it's obvious that's what she's saying, haha. Not sure what I was thinking at the time. Maybe that's what I get for listening to Japanese commercials and trying to translate them with less than a year of experience (and also doing so at work). ...Maybe.

Now, if only I could edit my original comment...

[Splinki]

@Lygasrazul Well at least you tried to give everyone a good translation, thanks for that.

[bluetextonwhitebg]

@Lygasrazul It's way better when you don't know what they're saying. ;-D

[JRabbit5]

@Lygasrazul I was actually saying "I wish I knew what they were saying" while I was watching. Thank you!

[dhkk43]

i think the girl is upset about something and is telling him about it and he repeatedly keeps saying sorry (gomen) while munching his banana... yeah i dont get it!

[vagopublico]

0:09 He has the weirdest boner 

[iidles]

Someone, please please PLEASE translate this!

[briggito]

Why so banana?

[ThaaMCchannel]

最高

[TheWeebob11]

BANANA POWER!

[Zyppeler]

0:09 xD

[MrSeriouslynotfunny]

i don't know what happened but i want a banana NOW D:<

[cesiface]

press 8 bana bana bana bana bana bana bana bana o_O

[Buttify100]

shit on my face!!!

[aya78473]

0_____________________________­___________o

[NoobOfShame]

Gf: *Talking about friends*

Dude: *Eating bannana*

Gf: Still talking

Dude: *Still eating bannana*

Gf: Want a blowjob?

Dude: *Grows bannana dicks*

[mamaseeter]

I'm pretty sure that had some sort of inneuendo...O.o

[THEoneNILS]

krank :P

[BRAIIIIIINS]

Press 6. xD

[willian881688]

Banana existe só no Brasil ?

[grimbones1228]

And they say im weird

[K33p3r99]

Banana hair? That's Japan alright.

[iwannashFarUapCovKa]

wow, what a babe.

[ILuvMusic4325]

i aint sleepin 2night

[HeritageDrPepper]

@ILuvMusic4325 lol! xD

[SparKILL007]

Press 7 to make you giggle.

[MultiLucazzz]

okey, W T F ! Japanese people like random commercials

[Sseter777]

異ぴっせ 合う バナナ

[MakeupByFiFi]

because THIS makes sense XD

[adampauldillon]

wow...hiroshima really fucked those japs up.

[CreatorOfMadness]

WTF

[jessegarcia121]

JAPAN DESERVED THAT EARTH QUAKE!!! HAHAHA THEY ARE STUPID AS SHIT

[hellbender001]

@jessegarcia121 you stupid unsensitive bitch!

[Mr8125917]

@jessegarcia121 stfu penis

[mewpeach9]

@jessegarcia121 Actually the Japanese are a very smart race of people.

[InvaderAbbyM]

@jessegarcia121 wtf u inconsiderate beotch!!!! u need 2 have something bad happen 2 u so we can say that u deserved it and laugh

[asomeman1223]

Did he just shoot bananas out of his noes?!?

[jesusfanmitch]

@asomeman1223 Nope you just clicked on this video thinking it would be the other dole banana video and to comment a raywilliamjohnson quote that you would try to make people believe you are original.

[asomeman1223]

@jesusfanmitch

lol damn it wrong vid lol

[98yjh]

Those bananas are his cocks.

[harryu235]

0:10 Banana boner =D