Letterman: Barack gives the Top Ten

[allmeatnobrain]

i will double your tax money at the tax table! haha that cracked me up! :)

[MrRahulramki]

still wishing for vice president oprah

[darkhope2]

number 10 is not a bad idea at all....

[superkim111]

I'm still waiting for someone to take him up on Number 7....

[Jai666666666]

Don't vote for anyone that has more than 10$ in his pocket! Better yet, remember: Garbage in, garbage out..., don't vote at all. Unless you're a big, fat, capitalistic pig with millions to wipe your fat, stinking fucken ass with, just don't fucken vote. You're not going to be a big, fat fucken American Millionaire cocksucker on minimum wage, why the fuck would you vote for one..., are you all TV land fucken zombies. If you don't own 50 million, get the fuck out of the voting booth, SUCKER!

[RyRyLove202]

vice president diddy > vice president oprah

[KingDavidA]

OccupyWallStreet, join Obama Supporters Videos/ Song!

youtube.com/watch?feature=play­er_profilepage&v=KaAeSaj-xJc

[ZAVGreviews]

he should of kept the 4th one

[SGAK]

All comments have been flagged as spam... good job, teabaggers!

[burnmaker01]

hilarious!

[ROCKY8410]

f mccain and palin are elected, my video shows what will happen to our environment. check it out! just search my videos: rocky8410. the video is called Natural Gas.

[krnkid1213]

baracks gonna pronouce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular"??? barack 08.

[Punky233]

Haha! I love Obama!

[sweetbabigrl]

barack is hilarious

[aboahmadaliraqi]

Letterman is a great guy...

[joshbulldog1661]

it is barracktober

[briangiven]

Yeah Im gonna be born in

Baracktober

[Tyranical1]

what does it matter who you vote for and if they want war.. the usa is outta money and outta places to borrow money.. they cant afford wars or even to protect their own borders anymore

[JaCobyDShaddix]

It matters because history tells us that nobody stays on top forever, however Obama can slow the decline where as McCain can increase it. What we do as a nation today will affect the world of tomorrow.

[tony45347]

don't vote McCain he doesn't care what happens 20-30 years down the line, if we ever become independent of oil.... he will be dead in 30 years what the hell does he care?....my kids and grandkids deserve better..McCain is the war president HE LIKES THE WAR....HE WANTS TO GO TO MORE WARS.....HE HAS BEEN TO WAR THAT'S ALL THIS GUY HAS TO SAY WAR WAR WAR....

[EZC012]

not funny

[fooschnikens]

Vote to privatize healthcare and education so only the rich can afford it! Vote to never give diplomacy a chance and instead resort to pre-emptive war! Vote to drag our nation into yet another conflict (Iran) that we can't afford and then lower taxes on top of it to drag the nation even further into debt! Vote to erase the middle class so we only have two classes: super rich and super poor! Vote republican! GOP=greed over people

[astorpolsen]

lmao:) go obama!

[ddhew]

go george bush

[calithomas1]

obama 08. he'll bring the U.S. back from economic hell.

[crazybiscut]

if i was an american i would vote for him

[Kayne1707]

Wow.. I actually like this guy...

[djviranga]

he has a point with the apple ipod thing

[vbennich]

hope he won't start a lot of wars.

[queblevia]

i love the way he says "WRASSLE" and "BARACK-TOBER"

it's very endearing. haha! :D

[WONDERLONDON]

he's just funny... it's better than Bush, cos he's funny and intelligent, Bush chocked on a pretzel....

:D

[bararistheman]

LMAO

barack ftw

[animechibi305]

he's got my vote

[ChishioHanabi]

Amen, honey. (Too bad I can't vote...)

[texasmama101]

lol power mine is Barack-tober 1st

[powertrainz]

So that means my birthday is now Barack-tober 22nd

[urbanempress]

ha ha ha OBAMA RULES!!!!! :-D

[SwatTeam4998]

lol the gator

[JACKLI142]

lol that was funny

[vlad0717]

Barack-tober LMAO

[Ycondaman]

#8 and #4 are the best!

I love how serious hes looking while presenting the Top 10 =)

[kinney1990]

haha he is cool

[www100WritersCom]

Will Obama censor comments like Hillary or will he let everyone share his or her view?

[TopRamenPocky]

Obama #1!!!!!!!!!!!! I luv u Obama!!!

[dubabuda335133]

I would bring u gator but I m disgust

[aquamancalif]

That was nice.

[kwambay]

lol lol lol this is the funnies oh my god it's the truth. Some time people get used to the way people use to be over time the Clintons changed power corrupts absolute power corrupts absolutely. Maybe they were like this from the begging and we see what we want to see. I know now we can't look back at how they were and vote for them now. We got to go forward it's not the 90's any more it's a new time a time for new leaders new ideas. Go Obama

[bkiss892]

Hillarys was funnier last night on letterman

[ILOVKISS]

OBAMA IS THE ONE

[nebaioth]

Hillary Clinton has run the "worse managed" campaign in U.S. History, experts are saying.

How can Hillary Clinton possibly run the U.S. Economy when HER OWN CAMPAIGN IS BANKRUPT!!!

Who, in the right mind, would vote for this LYING PATHETIC woman?

Obama '08!

[MotownMoleman]

Top 10 Reasons Hillary hasn't quit: 10.wants to try coffee machines in remaining primary states 9. yearns for another Obama-girl video 8. can't shake desire to invade Iran 7. doesn't want Chelsea to get a real job 6. wants to see if prolonged campaigning is more torturous than waterboarding 5. learned to count votes via "no child left behind" 4. wants to repay Rev. Wright: inaugural preacher 3. can't say "concessionary" 2. she nearly cried once; didn't like it 1. she inhaled what Bill smoked

[Fawks121]

LOL!!!!!!!

[someperson111]

Hilarious, I will shed a tear when this man gives his inagural speech, this is the candidate we have been waiting for.

[danny1843]

Geeze, they all have a sense of humor for that.

[stllopez314]

Lol. I like #2.

[bigtaz2000]

Very Funny video!Obama For President!!!

[iggypopp1]

You are all retarded

[subpar07]

Did you guys hear about Barack Obama's new books?

"The Audacity of Bitterness"

"The Audacity of Anger"

"The Audacity of Elitism"

"Dreams of my Inexperience"

"The Audacity of Just Words"

And just off the press: "Watch and laugh at me while I shoot duck with a six shooter"

Obama talking about the bitterness of the American people in small towns. And how they cling to guns and religion, because of their economic situation.

Just Words. Don't tell me words don't matter....

[LShenaeJ]

....NRA

....bitter white people

[carolepyo]

My favorite month is Barack-tober

[poopnscoop432]

Damn, how does mitt Romney do it, i'll be happy if i look half as good as he does when i'm his age...

[callycampbell]

#4 happens to me ALL THE TIME

[djHaQ]

What is The Rock doing back on television?

[catndryer]

Dave would give Obama a slurpy sloppy one.

[luarionte]

The number 3 is my favorite!!!!! LOL

[Sanjana90]

The whole World is waiting for OBAMA!!

[collegekid0423]

No their not, he would put america in poverty. He sucks

[MrAnswer]

damn mitt romney does look good for his age.

[ieremias01]

yeah, he's hott. i'll do him.

[chrismakesmepoo]

number 4 is sooooooooo true

i bot 2nd gen iPod on the 6th of sept

[Shaaaunda]

Wrassle.

[r2romix]

My birthday is Barack-tober 24th. =]

[stllopez314]

Mine's Barack-tober 12th lol.

[eirefrance]

Mines Barack-tober 16th. Lets celebrate by voting Obama in November.

[Star6zj]

He is such good fun...

[NIKKIselma]

no#1 lol

[theG3NERAL]

Yeah Obama! Gotta love a candidate with a sense of humor.

[bookworm4000]

#1 is so funny

[beyonderom]

I wish french politicians had humour like that.

[valentinapozzi]

Obama gets Oprah support? So what...Hilary gets Paris Hilton support!!!

[KayEnDub]

He sounds so much like the Rock, I was expecting him to belt out: "Do ya smeeellllllllllll. What BaRACK. Is cookin'?!"

[makeuhsalad]

5, 4, 3, 2, and 1 were awesome

[emilielouwho]

LOVED the one about mitt!!!!! LOL!!!

[tropicalmist999]

lol!

[JonGonZyb]

This was better than most top tens

[Beatleboybuff]

I love Number 1. Oprah is great. While she probably would never agree to be the VP candidate, she needs to get out and campaign more for Barack Obama, and she could potentially win him major votes and delegates on Super Tuesday. I heard on the news that she would be campaigning for him in California. I hope she does.

[candita87]

I'm not one for politics but #3 was pretty funny.

[Sublex]

VP OPRAH! ;D

[christmeal]

"I'll put Regis on the nickle."

I'll hold him to that.

[regnarsux105]

hes got some sense of humor!!

[enchanted1977]

Lol I love number 4 and 1. A good sense of humour goes a long way. Thanks senator, that has made my day..

[IMAHUSTL3Rxxx]

he's so hip

[RealBritneySpears]

i loved number 4 :D

[jguarin]

amen to that

[2ndtoJohn]

Me too, lmao that was awesome.

[RAYBOZZ]

LOVE THAT!!

[puttefnask]

Obama looks to be pretty awesome, but so did Bush compared to Gore, and we all know how that went down. I'm not saying I don't want him as president, I'm saying Ron Paul is still in the race.

[gunnerdan]

bush didn't look good to gore, at least where i was from.

[maniokie]

puttefnask: "Obama looks to be pretty awesome, but so did Bush compared to Gore, and we all know how that went down. I'm not saying I don't want him as president, I'm saying Ron Paul is still in the race."

Google for Ron Paul's article about the so-called "NAFTA-Superhighway". He's the libertarian equivalent to Dennis "I believe in UFOs" Kucinich. He's the reason why I think that libertarian Republicans don't understand how free markets work.

[Veeshan28]

I don't know if I'd really Ron Paul is anywhere near being in the race at this point...

[kazmolt]

obama is so irritating

[Schmazack]

YOU! PRESIDENT ! NOW! : D ^^

[schilippe]

just the way he "said hello" dave annoyed me.

[MsCYPRAH]

I love the one about Mitt Romney. I laugh every time I see him now and can never view him in the same way again. He is cool and slick, ole Romney. You are funny, Barack. You have my vote any time.

[billymad1977]

it's nu-cu-lar. like in the simpsons

[28matt28]

what a funny guy he will win for sure

[bandychick25]

OBAMA HAS TO WIN!!!!

[tauheke]

BARAK'N ROLL.

[tulleskirt]

I'm a republican, but I'm crossing over for Obama...he *is* change and his wife is a way stronger woman than Hillary could ever claim to be.

[frank0220]

hahaha.. that was great... i really hope he wins... OBAMA 2008

[rcrocha]

Finally someone who can say: NUCLEAR.

[jennaloree6579]

OBAMA PRESIDENT NOW!!!

[Paakeaswamplands]

I Agree!

[aug31st1987]

Seriously! That is so true!

[BtwnTheHdges]

boo john mccain

[vincentproductions]

I'm starting to really like this guy for pres

[madshebs]

Nucular! It's nucular.

[bktennis2006]

Ted Kennedy's speech supporting Obama gave me the chills...seeing these videos just furthers my support for him. He is our future; the Clintons, as much as they have done for our country, are relics of the past.

[rahul1004]

This had me cracking up for atleast a half hour! My fav was the "nuclear" one. LOLZ

[AmyKay01]

The only reason I'm doubting that this was a good move is that I think some of the earlier lines were rather marginal. Someone out there is likely to be turned off by the "craps table" line, as ridiculous as that may be.

[AmyKay01]

I really like Obama as a candidate and I do enjoy the top 10 lists but I'm not sure this was a the greatest campaign move for Mr. Obama.

[nirvana5557]

finally a politicaian we can trust.

[d34th0fg0d]

good man with a good sense of humor. looking like a pretty good presidential candidate for '08 if you ask me.

[realmusicchicago]

see if you can find his appearance on NPR's "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me". It was hysterical.

[ninjapiratehybrid]

Wow. That was amazing.

[HardDazedKnight]

Canadians for Obama. Go Barack!

[newtotal66]

I liked the Romney one the best. I don't watch Dave much anymore (he's past my bedtime), but he must be needling the Mittster pretty good these days.

Overall it was kinda flat -- you can tell if it's working when Dave can't help but giggle, and you can tell it's not when he has to immediately jump in and make a comment about each one. But hey, Obama's got an arresting presence nevertheless, so he's passable here.

[celinabonita]

I love you OBAMA! GO OBAMA! Please Vote OBAMA! He will make a difference for all us Americans! Make United States United and a better place.

By the way Love the Top 10!

[dannywelbeck]

Obama is a great speaker, i admire that from him. But I think Ron Paul is the real deal. Wish they could partner up, doesnt matter who is prez/vp, they could make a good team.

[kbartlett008]

LOl

vice president opra

U gotta love that man.

[DeeM1890]

Obama for president!

[elyohcsrev]

This man is SO evidently considerate and intelligently moral that many over there must be PRAYING for him to win.

The U.S.A. surely needs true integrity and intelligence again in the Oval office.... so stop praying for a bit....and VOTE!

[kummanni]

This is coming from an Aussie mate, PLEASE WIN. The world needs you right now.

[orangehasrhymes]

i love this guy AND this candidate!

OBAMA/OPRAH '08!!

[anonnemus]

lmfao!!!

i swear if i was a citizen here i'd vote obama '08!!!

p.s: congratulations for kickin ass in south Carolina primary!!

[Lensei]

Mitt Romney, Secretary of Looking Good!  LMAO!

[Loustien]

hell yeah! Barack-tober and the Regis Nickle!

[flowerpower666]

Haha..I would like to see him fulfill those promises. Especially the one with the gator..lol

[flowerpower666]

Haha..I would like to see him fulfill those promises. Especially the one with the gator..lol

[zrosen88]

GObama!

[starfighter85]

i cannot wait to for him in cali!

cali love for Obama!

[sweetbabigrl]

HAHAHAH the apple one was good

[boombagoose]

yay for NEW-CLEAR

[typhonsentra]

And this is WITH writers?

[Terry5135]

No, no writers. He probably wrote it himself.

[KickMeAndCancel]

No actually

[paintballcraka]

this actually made me LOL

[davemcgaha]

Letterman's writers aren't Union, somehow.

[denisebrunette]

No, Lettermans company 'World Wide Pants' made a special deal with the writers union.

[Gannondalf]

Letterman paid them out of his own pocket or something. Made his own agreement

[JonGonZyb]

They are but the production company (Worldwide Pants) negotiated a deal with the union.

[geocat]

They are, but lettterman owns his own company, so he agreed to give the raises they wanted.

[INFINATAHDD]

His writers are in the Writer's Union but since Dave owns his own show, he cut his own deal with his writers.

[bookworm4000]

He had to cut a deal with the union to go back on. Leno, however writes his own

[jacobatf79]

Letterman made a separate contract with his writers, I believe, within the first weeks of the walkout. He felt that he had to keep the show going so that other members of his staff would not get laid off.

[ELuhn]

If he'll just keep promise #2, I'll vote for him.

[tisaba0387]

i could vote for him only for the 4th promise

[Kimweck]

vice president oprah! aahhaha

[woodshed37]

It shoulndn't matter if he's black; his politics are good. Put each candidate on paper and compare their politics. Decid for yourself. It doesn't matter if the candidates are black, white, or a woman. They are all trying to accomplish the same thing; to become the president of this great nation. So look at what each candidate has to say, not what their ethnicity is.

[msgailnthehouse]

a sence of humor is a sign of intelligence.

[msgailnthehouse]

OBAMA IS A REAL COOL CAT!

[batukhan]

"Wow there's a breakthrough" hah

[makaveli258]

Hahaha! Obama!!

[Haileynh20]

lol @ 8 and 4.  appointment Mitt Romney secretary of lookin Good and Barack-tober.

[HazeNJuice]

is this our new president? i love him

[GratuitousSacrifice]

LOL!!!

[kwokmun]

VP Oprah sounds good!

[rayparktoaddm]

hahahah funny stuff man

[ckelly322000]

do not vote for him please

[righteouspolitics80]

lol too funny. barack should team up with him

[LiaRaye]

WOW!! he can read stuff that's written for him correctly, unlike the current president ^_^;;

[prw51]

I am an Edwards supporter, but Obama is ok by me.

[GameAddict1337]

Obama 08

[pinkpenguin08]

Amen to #4! haha

[jehaney]

I knew there was a reason I'd vote for him and it's #2

[jmahnn]

cheese pizza?

[wallypalooza]

could you see hilary doing something like this? this shows that barack is a normal, down to earth person, who can laugh at himself.

[SmokeCloudz]

haha..it looks like people here think he actually wrote this stuff...

[lookin2laugh]

Regis is a popular TV show host..he can be a bit of an ass. Kinda cheap too...that's a rumor.

Wrassle= wrestle as in fight

[Gannondalf]

lol vice president oprah

[KiwiCrisis]

Go Obama!