Sonichu! The Audiobook! DAT-303!

[smile221]

...I can't believe Chris doesn't follow the good advice of the dating teacher he made in his head."Yeah, I was going to shower but mama put some of her pack rat stuff in front of it so I'll just pretend"

[didjargo]

I was going to make a smart ass comment on how Chris, a 30 year old virgin who never even kissed a girl, thinks he has the knowledge to give people relationship advise. But then I realized that he likely gets all of his relationship advice from his imaginary friends... that and porn.

[feh2]

2) All Three Really. Someones Who's Funny, Someone Who's Confident, Someone who likes to be alone. Chris, You know nothing.

3.) ... Obviously the first goddamn time you meet them? Seriously?

4.) Yes, Smart, Honest, And Confident. But also an asshole,and unhygienic. YOUNG LADY.

6.) Chris mostly knows C.

[KingethJames]

I've been watching each of these while drinking beer. I thought it was because I was enjoying them, but now I realize that I need the beer to get through this

[QuicklimeTime]

1. 100/100. Girls go for MEN.

2. E. Women aren't interchangable, it depends on the girl.

3. If I knew what the fuck a "converstaion" was, I'd answer.

4. FUCKIN SWEETHEARTS. HOW DO THEY WORK?

5. ...wat?

6. Move on? Wasn't that this guy's answer to having a relative die?

7. E. Grow. a fucking. SET.

8. Wouldn't know. Don't appear creepy enough to be given a fake number.

9. I wouldn't upload porn of her, beg for sex and be a lazy fuck, certainly.

10. Don't be Chris-chan. That is all.

[Athils]

Is it even possible to be this retarded? You would think his lungs would stop working before these ideas came out.

[bobtheawesome727]

I've had a girlfriend for the last 5 years, and i got a fucking F! Chris can feel my size ten army boot up his retarted ass!

[videogamenostalgia]

1. That's such a bizarre question, I literally have no idea what to say to it.

3. Who the fuck cares?

5. False. What kind of tard would actually think- oh wait it's Chris...

7. How does 'run away' constitute 'approaching a girl'? None of the answers- go ask her yourself, you pussy.

9. 'Show off a skill' like what? Do a cartwheel every month?

10. Nice try, Chris, but the 'fans' want to keep you single, not send you childish instructions even a retard like you could interpret.

[MinunQ]

Converstaion sounds like something that belongs in one of the Persona games.

[shadowluma]

Chris has high standards

[16ktsgamma]

1. C

2. D

3. C, mispeel doesn't haelp at all.

4. False, what happens if you are gay.

5. C it has to be none of the above

6. There is no right answer other than B

7.definitely A because this test screw up.

8. uhhh C there is no right answer unless you are chris

9. B and C if nescessary because Chris would with work with A

10.LOL WUT SCRU DAT

[Xunkun]

1:47 - Mister HAAAAAAAAAAANKEYYYYYYYYY, the Christmas Poo~!

2:52 - NOBODY GIVES A FUCK, CHRIS, YOU FUCKING FAT USELESS SHITFUCK

[aquasloth]

Since Chris considers him such an expert on dating, next I'd like to see him create an art and drawing test.

[CaseHa]

1. "Pretty girls" is an subjective statement and cannot be used in a statistical question

2.again, a subjective statement that doesn't have one correct answer

3. Duh. who is this quiz for

4. girls are the magnets, when they have a CHINA

5. True (look up noviophobia)

6. Make a video begging for sex

7. grow some balls

8. people call the number then and there now, this question is irrelevant

9. Draw rule 34 of them and put on ED...o wait

10. Life isn't perfect clear cut planned steps...cwc sucks

[SlashFirestorm]

This is tough, your chances are slim,

Of you eating more than him!

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

WHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUIZ IS THAT?!

but I'm not surprised, there's no limit to how stupid this comic can get.

It's like a slanderous parody of itself.

[darkgomugomu]

90%! booya!

[GraspingReality]

what the fuck was with that first question?!

[GreatNegus]

What the fuck is hankey?

[lefoxcoon]

Banjo-Kazooie Win.

[Henderbeef]

I fucking hate comic sans.

Second only to papyrus in the pantheon of fail fonts.

[slitor]

Comic SANS?

He needs to die!

[Jesterclown17]

2 states that a women is not attracted to show offs, yet 9 advises you to show off a skill.

Nice.

[muke001]

question 2 is probably the worst phrased question that I have ever seen on any exam. At first, I thought he was asking for what you personally think is your best trait, and then I realized that there was some strict right answer. Don't do that to me man!

[tehconra]

Got 7

[NonRandomUser]

I think I got dumber everytime "conversation" was misspelled.

[holystars]

i did the exam and send it to chris i put on subject dateing exam to see if he would really send me back the asnwers not only he did not send me back asnwers he block me

[epiclulz66]

for number 2, it says none of the above it should be none to the left.

[wwwwolf]

I never even read the questions, but now that I have, one thing definitely springs in mind...

Imagine for a second that an actual dating course would exist.

Given that, how the heck does this exam test you've learned *crucial* skills?

And people who are old enough for a dating course will probably not find "true/false" question particularly intimidating. Pre-schoolers might.

Chris fails at pedagogy. You just don't design an exam this way.

[BlueKnightNight]

I'm still amazed as of why Chris made this. Either it's because of that Chris is trying to understand dating (and still get the answers wrong in his own dating exam) or he made it just as an excuse to show off how well he knows about women. I believe it's the premier one.

[MasterWyverne]

i totally forgot this existed

i'm going to fill it in now cos chris obviously has more dating experience than me, thanks vivian

[krilc]

Fuck you have to wash AND act normal?

Thats where i was going wrong the whole time! Thanks chris!

[YigSnakeDaddy]

or use lots of Axe bodyspray

[Edgemaster000]

This quiz is retarded as hell, I swear it...

[CharlieOKane]

1. A

2. C

3. After enjoyable cunvstationoni

4. False, it only works if the boy has a sign

5. True because nobody likes you

6. Secret answer "E" - stalk and murder

7. C because I approached a prostitute

8. False; stalk and murder

9. C, show off stalking and murdering skills

10. Locate girl, drop pants, massage genitals, approach girl, chase girl, catch girl, pin girl, bukkake, ????, PROFIT!!!!

[TauEmpier]

I salute you *does the cwc two finger salute like he is about to fingerbang his face*

[Nimnoms]

Funny, we did the three finger salute in scouts, so I must be a higher rank than Chris.

[CharlieOKane]

SHE HAS COME FOR ME

[TheLastArchdemon]

@CharlieOKane you good sir are my GOD

[TheBloodyPen15]

YAY BANJO-KAZOOIE!

[drknyght]

Wat

[drknyght]

Wat

[EvilMuppet1979]

Over 9000 stars!

[KSIObsidianLE]

OMFG, is this guy for real!

[Firthy2002]

Indeed it will put you on the fast track to the friend zone.

[ChevalierAguila]

"with hankey in mind"

Jesus fucking christ......

[sweetandawesome]

I love how chris thinks that being a 27 year old, naive virgin makes him a fucking dating guru.

[Freecell82]

Why do you think he wants the answers to the test? So he can try to figure out how normal people do it.

[LinkonaTrain]

1. Don't shower, use axe. This will increase your manly musk and let women know of your alpha male status.

2. Wear Sonichu medallion to let them know your intentions are true and honest. Also works as a conversation starter so you can show your creative skills.

3. Women are often scatterbrained and will not notice you normally. Make a flashy sign announcing that you are single and looking.

4. Hang around popular areas where women congregate. Stores and malls work especially well.

[LinkonaTrain]

5. If any security or law enforcement officials give you trouble be sure to resist and ignore everything they say. Show women that you're not willing to be "the man's" bitch and fight those punk ass pigs.

6. Be sure to take every one of your problems and tell everyone about it. Whether through comics, videos or in person. Honesty is the best policy.

7. Shit I don't know. Fuck it I'll just take the failing grade.

Only 2/10. So ronery ;_;

[warpspeed651]

Absolute perfect choice of music.

[Jesterclown17]

Wow! Such hard facts, who would have thought Chris was such an expert on dating?

... Unless he made all this shit up, like only a retard would...

... damn it chris.

[tregnier279]

Conver-stay-ion.

I lol'd. How the narrator can do this without laughing, I'll never know.

[scorptatious]

Banjo Kazooie music, FUCK YEAH!

[SouthshoreVice]

He's giving people homework now?

Fuck you, Ian.

[10191927]

OMG! The theme to the Morshu Show! My respect for guys just climbs higher and higher.

[WolfeReborn]

1:35

A: As a friend first

That way, they're easier to get into the van for some non-consensual hankey-pankey.

[irondomokun]

9. a) See Robert Simmons V encounter b) See CWCFlyingElephants c) See CWC 30 Pushups d) No

[YamashitaTsubasa]

Fucking fuck.

[YoureWrongImRight]

I just show up to the wedding with my megatron gun and shoot the groom in the ankles for his imposturous, slanderous ways.

[thesideshowman212]

Wait. what question was the answer to?

[OdaNoOwari]

Wait.

Wait.

The most lonely person on the world that has never even seen a real life vagina is trying to give me date advice?

Look I may be a loser but I at least had relationships on the past.

[Firthy2002]

I know, it's absolutely ridiculous!

I'm worse off than Chris in some respects yet I've managed to get laid!

[posthumanfetus]

I got every single one of them wrong no wonder I'm single.

[thesideshowman212]

ugh. Chris Can't attract women, yet pretends to know about them. Why is this retard trying to act like we don't know about sex. Most kids nowadays know what sex is by the middle of second grade.

I really find it impossible to understand how much stupid you can concentrate into this being.

And I still hold to what I say about Chris-Chan being a living contradiction to the laws of thermodynamics. Whenever he eats, that energy is LOST. FOREVER.

[Stavekoff]

I love you

[Hells666singer]

Oh god I have a painful wisodm tooh right now. . . It hurts to laugh, but it's worth it right now.

NOTHING can stop me from laughing at this steaming pile of dating failure.

[MadManArt]

...you could see where Chris's heart was in number seven, or rather, his mind. All those poor girls. :( That fucker NEVER fails to mention getting it on with each and every female (troll or real) he meets.

[ljyong21]

Oh the irony.

God fucking damn it. This just makes me hate him so much more.

[DoubleIntruder]

1.Dunno lol.

2.A

3.A

4.Girls are like metal?

5.True all the girls are taken by non-retard guys with like jobs & stuff, who would have though? o_0

6.Definitely C Chris has shown us the true & honest way.

7.Always C

8.Yes try harder! Force them to like you, at gunpoint if needed.

9.Show off a skill like the dog you are :)

10. No.

[TimeDawg]

Nostalgia'd hard at the song choice. You've done it again.

[knightkobra]

my IQ just dropped 9 points because of this video...Thank you Vivian

[vivitheg]

YOU'RE WELCOMEEEEEEEE

[FFS1NICO]

@knightkobra wellcome to cwcwille DURRRRRR!!!! HERP!

[Infradead]

BRILLIANT song choice.

[vivitheg]

yeah. i'm using the other quiz song for the essay question

whenever deth gets around to it. if he ever does. lol

[lizzylo]

lol@ #9 To keep a girl liking you, you should A) Keep clean B) Act Normal C) Show off a skill D) all. Looks like someone is not following the quiz very well at all!

[spessmahreen]

nig

[tehcosmicexplorer08]

Lol. Just lol.