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  • The funniest joke was his term.

  • LOL @ Apologies to the Fox table!!!

  • "I really didn't want to be here tonight, but I knew I had to come. There was one more problem I had inherited from George W. Bush"

    Couldn't have used better words.

  • I like that guy

  • 5:16 wow looool

  • Obama - Presidential troll, I approve.

  • Yeah, he's funny and we have his birth certificate now.

    Where's Osama's death certificate eh?!??!?!

  • @yehoshua2123 Get a life

  • @nikobellicisgangsta It's a joke.

  • @yehoshua2123 well lol its sad politicians have better jokes than u lol thas a joke

  • @nikobellicisgangsta Dude, knock it off, I was joking, leave me alone.

  • he said weve also BEGUN slave word

  • If u had a guy like Ahmadinejad as president, then u would probably comment much more positively on Barack. I adore him from Iran.

  • @Nem1352 Wow, thanks. I love Obama too.

  • Best after Clinton, to bad most Americans don't understand a single thing.

  • Was he drunk? The Bush comment was a little on the strong side.

  • @engine173351

    Yeah he was drunk. Also Kenyan.

  • The Gift. And a second chance for America and Americans. Don't f*ck it up, people.

  • Shiit! He is show man! he is masooooooooooon!

  • go ahead, make as many lame jokes as you want. anything to keep you from FUCKING ANYTHING ELSE up in the U.S.!!!!!!!!!!

  • Apologies to the Fox table!

  • he didn't have to tell jokes. Obama is one himself.

  • The President can host the "Saturday Nite Live" --- Wazzup!

  • Obama is Osama...

    watch?v=w53TMpk6QNc

  • @RobMonty248 -__-omg its a rumor its not true , cant beliee everything you hear

  • obama should have been a comedian!!

  • Obama should not only be the us president but the comedian of the year 2!

  • I love Obama, but his comedic delivery is pretty terrible. No timing.

  • Sorry... but he does not have Bushs comedy timing! 

  • To those who find this funny... you have no clue what is going on in the US and you need to wake the F?#K up. If you laugh at his jokes it is only because you lack in any shred of knowledge about what is really behind them... a very very arrogant man that is destroying the country. Please educate yourselves. Don't let your emotions rule your politics that is when they have you in their palm. Stop thinking that he just needs time to make things better...It is not true.

  • And also, my fellow Americans, the question that is on all of our minds... What's the deal with the air plane peanuts? I mean why are they so small? Who are they trying to keep out of their?

  • ahhahaha this fools hellllla funny!

  • He's a funny chap. Now, I'm not saying that this is likely to happen, but if his presidential career ever went tits up, then I'd gladly pay to hear him tell jokes. I hope he does continue to be president for a long time ahead though. I trust him, he is doing a tremendous job sewing back up the seams of American society that George Bush neglected for so long, and he made me smile. Above all, he made it okay to smile again

  • Obama is good, theres only one thing I don't like about him, but as Im not American I don't know if it had anything to do with him or not, but its that mpaa closing watchxonline, THAT pissed me off, big time.

  • I think Obama is an awesome president, and im not even american.

  • obama is the king..the man..the undisputed ruler of the world..wish we could get one of those..but nnoooo.. we got stuck with shit in the people john keys

  • OBAMA!!! go man go..u are the presdent that america is brain washed to see the efort u are putting to chnge things. pp it is nt easy to do every thing over night it takes time.

    America needs onother bush to fuck the up!!!!

  • dumb shit its the correspondents dinner you know, for the media??? every president goes to it and they always joke around and do shit like this...Obamas dinner was mediocre compared to the shit they said in bushes fagot. look it up and shut the fuck up bitch.

  • If ANYBODY thinks that he was not born in the United States then your an idiot!! You may not like him, but dont be stupid. I'll make you a deal, Obama will show his birth Certificate when you fools show us your High School Diploma... thought so!!!!

  • @4321magnolia I don't know where he was born. What I think is important, is that he IS American. He lives in America. He speaks fluently and is easy to understand. He cares about America. He cares about people all over the world, and he's a man who gets things done to boot. Now, there are people that have a problem with his skin colour, but atleast he won't have to go indoors if the sun's too bright. (Just kidding)

  • i love obama...

  • The reason why he can't show us a birth certificate is because he's the illegitimate son of Al Gore and Rue Paul.

  • benjamin Franklin once said that he didnt like the popular vote because he thought the average citizen was too dumb.

  • Obama can be a good stand up.... The Air Force One joke was hilarious

  • republicans please just shut up and watch the video or hit the back button we are sick of hearing you whine over anything obama does or says he could say he wants to start oil drilling off our coast and you would still find a way to cry about it...oh yea he already did that two words OIL SPILL btw GO DEMS 2012!!!

  • @DeluxBagger So you are in support of killing civilians? I guess when it's not your family members that are killed in night raids, it's easy to not feel bad about it.

  • @xorn96 what are you talking about?did i say i supported killing civilians no.I dont know were you got that idea out of anything ive said that is you coming to your own conclusion about me when you dont know anything about me

  • obama you are fucking ruining our country!!! fuck you

  • @Byers333 lol thats gotta be a joke right?your kidding right? yea i guess i would agree with you hes really putting his boot to the american people...lol WHAT A CROCK ALL you righties are the same you sit in your little cave watching glenn beck and worshiping the 50s and 60s version of america were whitey could say and do WHAT EVER THE FUCK HE WANTED TO whether it be to gays,minorities or anyone else who didnt think and believe in what you did well news flash america has changed get used to it

  • @DeluxBagger no im not kidding obama is a fucking dumb shit just like you! its all his fault for all our problems! you democrats are all a disgrace to america

  • @Byers333 a disgrace eh do you even realize what your republican buddies have done when they were in power funny you dont hear shit on th right when they are in power and have a chance to complain about something legit but as soon as dems get in and obama even makes a speech you all start spewing any kind of bullshit you can come up with you all sound like idiots you have zero ideas to solving any of our problems they are the party of no government and ill be glad to point out more to back that

  • @Byers333 how about bush? forget about him and the shitload he left on Obamas lap? how do you expect anyone to do amazingly good with all of bushs mistakes left behind for them to sweep up? how bout you stop judging our president and remember yours

  • @ncis3416 after the brain dead George W Bush a trained chimp could be a brilliant president

  • @Byers333 republicans are

  • @DeluxBagger you keep thinking that. its people like you who disgrace america

  • LOL! Obama's a prop comic

  • I guess it's real funny to talk about killing people with predator drones. Did you know 1/3 of those killed by drones have been innocent civilians. I guess that it's ok to kill civilians if the man's name has a "D" next to his name.

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  • "pause for laughter"

    LMAO!

  • Bush is funnier.

  • let me get it clear for u guys !!!

    Humour can be easily used to control audience . Making people laugh is a very massive power ! so do not let them to seal ur eyes. !!!

    Cheers

  • politics isn't a joke you douche. VOTE for me next election I'll get shit done!!!!

  • @HypnoticSpecter

    ya, with the entire congress against you, good luck on that.... people are so stupid, they think the president has full authority... anything he wishes to pass can get vetoed

  • @ArsenalFan20007 EXACTLY right you think half of these idiots who complain would know simple facts like that

  • Guys, obama is a great president. if u think hes dumb, fine. ur opinion. hes not going to stop being presedint for awhile so deal with it.

  • @WebkinzLuver352 fuck yeah

  • Obama such a joke, wuz-up??? president of the United States? He just an actor, real authority is the guys who tell him what to say through those glass speakers.

  • you guys really have to stop hatingg , okay that ders plp stuffering n our economyy is badd but let da man have somme funn . wtff u guys thinkk is all work 24/7 . thank good dat he has a sense of humor n not somee boring ass president dat all it doess its jst workk . well dats all i got to sayy .

  • Marie Antoinette s last words.

  • No no you got it wrong. Obama is a joke.

  • Right! This speech was pretty mean. He's so weird!

  • LoL !! 1:44

  • welll he cant really change anything right now guess who was president for 8 years(bush) he fucked up things for 8 years

  • lol how to shoot friends and interrogate people LOL

  • wheres auntie????

  • he hasn't changed anything

  • i think he a good president maybe he will change that fuckhole american economy and stop ruining the world!

  • I agree. "Obama is here, give me a break."

  • I'm not American... but why do Americans cheered for him in his election and campaigning days, but why does it seems a lot of them hate him now? :X

    It seems to me that Bush was a far worst president than him. But I don't have a say on that as I'm Portuguese.

  • It's called "buyer's remorse." Yeah, Bush was terrible, but Obama's about as bad.

  • @AvatarMarxon90 Sou da mesma opinião

  • obama is a human being too and he have the right to have sense of humour too -.- dont take all too serious

  • yeah! let's not take the affairs of our fucking country to seriously... ?!

  • laughing while people are being killed in a war. Laughing while people suffer as he ruins our economy, Laughing while he screws around with his leftistcommie friends. He is so full of POOP.

  • lol. this is like when the people say the soldiers should be fighting instead of posting videos of them joking around.

    everyone needs a sense of humor. if your serious all the time, life isnt enjoyable.

    and republicans can suck my long hard cock

  • Yeah so what is he to do? Cry about bad stuff happening and being as fucked up negative as you appear? How should that help anyone?! Of course he has serious problems to deal with due to his job, but if he is not allowed to even smile once in a while, how is he supposed to give people hope for a better future?? Oh and btw, I think u didn't exactly get the point of who is responsible for the financial crisis.

  • you are right I take it back.

  • where da jobs is?

  • he went to harvard.... hu.... at least hes got a sense of humor

  • Most AMERICANS don't care WHAT he is its what he is doing TOO AMERICA that makes us hate him as much as we do, I want to see him in prison for his traitorous actions.

  • @carlosmurphy4u ummmmmmm no carlos....he didnt do this too america...believe it or not bush did. You cant just pop him into office and expect things to be better.. He even said that it would take atleast 2 years to even notice a difference

  • hahahahahahhaa gobama <3

  • Obama can be funny, but you have serious problems

    Your enemy is called; Osama

    De name of your hero is; Obama

    Lets hope you never have to say; Omama

    He already worked more then a year on his PR, now he should go to work

  • and he says,"I've had a bit too much to drink so bear with me, its funny how you can go from smoking crack in a closet full of crack heads, to being the president of the most powerful country of the world..."

  • Prolly shouldn't say this cuz I'm sure people are gonna try to argue with me... but doesn't it seem kinda scary that politics is really starting to resemble hollywood?

  • hes a muslim he said it himself i rather have president bush

  • so what if he was actually a muslim, not like nay of that religion bullshit is real anyway

  • Not funny

  • Ay Barackito!!! Qué hermosa sonrisa tienes!!!

    xP

  • Obama HAS a good heart. Bushs intentions were bad and selfish. UGH!

  • lolololol. moron.

  • Bush...all that he left on earth are rumors, stupid silly rumors, and chaos between countries.

  • Hes not just BLA BLA like Bush. He says something and means it, and at least TRIES to reach the promises he made. Not like Bush. NOW YOU give an example why Obama is evil, huh????!

  • Um.... Obama doesnt mean shit about what he says.. Do you know how many promises he's made and never went through with them? You're probably some dumb nigger or wetback who thinks he's "change", but you really don't know shit about his campaign. So shut the fuck up.

  • @Deebo1231 Um..... say that to our face. Tell Obama he's a nigger. I absoloutely hate racists, especialy like you. Igve me a few promises he has not lived up to. I do know a few promises, but I'm just curious to see how much you know about what he's doing for america. If you don't than I suggest you "Shut the fuck up"

  • @skykey0 give you a reason why obama is evil bahaha would you like a scroll or do you have 3 days off where i can lecture you. you understand good but schools dont teach corruption.

  • @justindparks

    i would love to hear your statements b/c i will shoot down every 1 of them like you were a 5 year old with 0 knowledge of the world and u.s. political system

  • @skykey0 he's black

  • @slhstoledo29 - He's bi-racial and Bush was his father.

  • @skykey0 im gonna assume your black cause obama is a horribnle president

  • @funhatecrimes That was a racist comment

  • @skykey0 excuse still see that, that way one year later, dude?

  • illy whatever. INFORM YOURSELF BEFORE U OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH!!! Bush was a freakin hypocryte and lied to everybody, and killed just for the stupid reason to have more power and control over people by frightening them. Tellin the whole world (what the fuck are other coutries business some of HIS SHIT?) Obamas words are true words.

  • I voted for Barack Obama, I think He is a Lot Better that the Mistake We had for the Past 8 year's & I Believe Bush is the Most Evilest Man alive I Thank God he is no longer in Office!!!

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  • I'm not american and I don't understand everything in the speech but whatever. Americans can be proud of their new president. He's so charismatic, young with news ideas and we have to keep in our head that it's not easy to be president of a big nation.

  • nothing but respect for the bloke...

  • he sounds just like george bush did. lmao

  • what a sharp guy

  • goodjob Puppet obama =)

  • I think that he could be a Actor that President... On Saturday Nigth Live or in other Tv show. Becuase he is funny

  • The world was on edge over who you'd vote for as your president. America has a great influence over the world after all. I was so happy that Obama got in, I'd have been just as happy if Hillary was voted in.

    But your senate or whatever it's called - the old people who immediately reject or want to change what your new President's ideas about health care (I know their job is to point out faults, but they seem resistant to any change) are screwing you people over. You voted for him. Trust him.

  • TRUST kinda sounds FAITH POLITICS AINT NO RELIGION HUNNY in politics you gotta KNOW I MEAN DO YOU KNOW WAT ELSE HES GONNA CHANGE

  • Apologies, but I'm from another continent. I have no idea what you are trying to say to me.

  • "...or as he would say 'In the heezy'...wassup?"

    hahahaha!

  • i love this guy so bad

  • Damn thats why i like him (though he is far away from where i live of me and makes close to 0 effect here). This guy can look at serious things through the magniffing glass of jokes and critical thinking and still get the job done. Thats why i consider him a serious leader of strong country..

  • WAT HAS HE GOTTEN DONE?

  • I'm not american so actualy I don't care, but atleast he is better than last retarded one.

  • hhaha give me a example why he is better .... do u know him ? get a life he is more evil than BUSH.

  • Not given you a caps button, I guess?

  • where have u been the past couple months?

  • Gotta love Obama! Very funny Awesome jokes....good job!

  • wow Obama has funny jokes in there i was roflcoptering all over my room.

    Sarcastic

  • he's a stunner.

  • obama is a stand up comedian artist!

    president?

  • drav1dan:

    Why did you remove the comment you sent me? Nothing to be ashamed of ! Here, I'll post it for you. "HippieChick, Your God doesn't want you & neither does your country. They are both leaving you for "The Change." You can keep your stinking money. It will be useful for your funeral after you put your gun in your mouth & pull the trigger."

    drav1dan, next time, don't be such a coward :o)

  • The best looking president in history suave and debonair. His mannerisms, his walk, his voice, ohhh my goodness AND intelligence, class in a suite.

    George W. Bush, Curios George minus the curious, he just acted like a plain old chimpanzee. "Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me, just can't get fooled again." Now that's funny stuff without even trying it just came naturally.

  • i thought.. this is before obama got president?

  • ObamaObamaObamaObama

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  • why he gotta be joke? cause he said one? so i guess the whole worlds a joke cause we all siad one before? just asking?

  • oh come on! you have to admit the air force one bit was funny! i lol'd

  • redneck? ROSCOE85cj? From texas? Are U? i beth u are?

  • dude ur fuckin retarded there is a way u can not see or judge his comedic ability STOP WATCHIN THE DAM VIDEOS

  • your stupid.

  • LMFAO ! ! ... hey asswipe (a/k/a Einstein) you make a post reply and say "YOUR STUPID" ? ? ? ... HA HA ha ha .. if you even got as far in school as 8th grade you would have known that "your" is possessive and what your ('your' used properly) pea brain meant to say was "YOU'RE" .. HA HA haaaaa stupid fucking liberals crack me the hell up ! !

  • You're stupid.

  • and you're still an ignorant liberal haa ha ha .. good thing you got aces like Michael Moore, Al Gore and Stuart Smalley to do your deep thinking lmfao

    p.s. no charge for your first grammar lesson .. .. talk to your mom about a boost in that allowance and we'll see about extending your lesson

  • rofl, if you're so good at english, how did you fail to read that this is an entirely different person?

  • LMAOrofl ... did you say "entirely different" ? ? ... haa ha ..

    Excuse me for pointing out the obvious, but if there is anything to be said about you members of the "WHHAAAaaa has my country done for MEEEeeee lately" crowd it would be that you sheep are indistinguishable from one another.

  • I'd rather be a sheep than a fucktard. One of them is actually helpful to society.

    In no way did you deny the fact that you're stupid so I'll just assume I was right and you were too stupid to notice.

  • o and thanks for the lesson. glad it was free im really broke. lmfao!

  • o god.... here we go. what i ment is what i said... YOUR stupid. this not an english lit essay... grow up homie. and clearly from my name i go to college.... not 8th grade... dummy. lol. i like makin people like you angry. o.... and im not a liberal lmao!

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  • your gay.

  • whats wrong with a lil humor.... besides its a tradition to joke at this annual dinner....

  • lighten up

  • man, another prez that is a jokster. He & Bush are a like in so many ways its scary.

    The jokes I like though, it's the same policies and selling out the ppl that Is scary

  • The difference is he doesn't come across as arrogant. He doesn't take the quote: "If you're not one of us, you're one of them" approach. Them being terrorist. He comes across as someone we can trust, and that's the difference. The policies? It's just minor changes here and there.

  • Yeah, I think your right tuestresfat. that is even more scary huh....I didn;t consider that.....same ill intentioned gov't head, lil to no policy changes, only now Bush (Obama) can trick ppl into trusting him & following blindly.

    & he is a smarter Bush! is that good or bad? Maybe, It was good that Bush was dumb enough to make mistakes so that we could identify his evil intents quicker.

  • WOW! Obama is the best actor EVER!