Star Trek Voyager - Swearing

[ChrisRyot]

French is awful! Sorry to all of you people, who speak this terrible language...every word sounds like they were swearing...

[ucancallmebaby1]

OK, Now that's just stoopid!

[sweiland75]

only Americans would find this funny

[Bloodyidit]

@sweiland75

i take offense to that.

im american!

[strawb3rry79]

Brilliant!!!

[EonStudiosInc]

@ 2 comments below this 1, I think it is in french

[64Albere]

 Anyone knows what language is being used here ?

[Bloodyidit]

@64Albere

French.

[mharbaugh]

Who came up with this? This is brilliant!

[DaniMart2005]

This is just Fuc..opps I mean Pumpkin'wrong! This is just Pumpkin'wrong.....

[blairlikesvoyager]

It is if I FUCKING say it is.

[armorfid]

My mother tongue is French, and trying to read the subtitles while listening the the audio makes my brain go "FFFFUUUUUUU"

[eric04050607]

lol im a french canadian, and the subtitles are way off, pretty funny though

[MrSieish]

Wither away i don't care...

[MrSieish]

Patagonia Fail every time.,..

[MuddynoderMuddeen]

you can't take them siriously in french

[lazyperfectionist1]

In the novels, Picard uses "merde" all the time.

[X4PP3D]

Janeway and Seven sure argued a lot.

[MsHojat]

@X4PP3D all that was missing was angry make-up sex

[cwross1976]

@MsHojat that is actually a really nice mental image... weird...

[workstrength]

speed reading course graduates needed.....

[L33T70Mage]

Awesome!!! two thumbs up :)

[s0v13tRaz3r]

TPTB said if we dont stop you, < the powers that be <??? off pirate bay?

[UncleMikeNJ]

A melon is a fruit, and all fruits are vegetables. You cauliflowers!

[982Munchie]

This is sheer genius!

[PCCphoenix]

Sacre bleu! I'm only at 0:09 and already I've had enough!

[Amphibiot]

@PCCphoenix I see your 0:09 and raise you 0:08!

[gorillabelly1]

7 of 9? I'd say a big 2 for 2 after looking at her bosom!

[richtigbloedepinguin]

For some reason i think it would be even funnier if you actually understood what they are saying

[saintraccoon]

Why is it supposed ot be funny? I speak french the subtitle doesn'T fit the script one bit

[Superman679]

@saintraccoon I am half French Canadian what's with the "Voy a geure" probably dubbed in France. Why not say "et si il decide de rester sur Voyageur" ? Just sayin....lol

[SteelSkin667]

Dang - I'em French, I can't even enjoy the joke because I understand what they bloody say ><

[FirewallAndFlush]

@SteelSkin667 you could try turning the sound off and run a comedic track in the background?

[DanFrederiksen]

they should eject Janeway into space and make a plowbot to service Jeri Ryan thoroughly. that might have saved the series : )

[dillkidisback]

Turninping Brilliant

Fuck Fuck Fuckitty Fuck, Fuck Fuck.

[Daehawk]

fuckity fuckity arse wank twat

[MIDNAq1LINK]

Damn I wish I didn't speak french right now. It would be funny!

[unclemikecombs6]

i would like it better if they spoke in english .i can not understand it and the subtiles go bye to fast to read

[FoxBatinaHat]

@unclemikecombs6

It doesn't matter, the subtitles aren't accurate. That's the point of the vid.

[Thesterness]

Star Trek Voyager......in French.....

Somebody get me some gauze.....my ears won't stop bleeding.

[Abena20]

You need to do one with starship parts

[WitchSwamp]

This is *carrotly* hillarious!

[Mazvec]

Sadly I was slightly amused...

[ballebanan]

Gawd, Sevens raspy voice just doesn't fit. At all.

[karambiatos]

but the watermelon is a vegetable

[MithranArkanere]

What the potatoes is this? O_o

[rlinfinity]

This shit is fucking hilarious. Who are the 318 retards who disliked this.

[butobuto1]

@rlinfinity the 'retards' probably understand french, as i do, which takes the 'fun' out of the silly subtitles

[Azakhiel]

@butobuto1 Indeed. Hey, let's assume no one understands French and make a funny out of it. It's a dead language, right ?

[butobuto1]

@Azakhiel a dead laguage? who's the retard now?

[Azakhiel]

@butobuto1 Switch your sarcasm detector on, man. I was agreeing with you. I happen to be French.

[butobuto1]

@Azakhiel lol.. ok i figured you were one of those dumbass americans

[Azakhiel]

@butobuto1 No, but seeing as how you generalize all Americans as being dumbasses and that your first reaction to what you thought was someone disagreeing with you was to call him mentally deficient, I'd say it's a shame your parents didn't teach you some manners. So here's some advice: stay civil at all times. It doesn't cost anything, and when you realise you're entirely wrong, at least you don't look like a douchebag.

[butobuto1]

@Azakhiel the 'retards' bit was aimed at rlinfinity, who called the people who disliked this vid retards and the dumbass bit wasn't a generalization, not meant as anyway, just too many americans here on yt who think their country is the center of the universe, that's all.. my apologies if it came across that way

[rlinfinity]

@butobuto1 Trust the French to ruin a good thing...

[RedonYellow1]

More slash talkies! I demand them!

[QuilavaKing]

Haha, I laughed so hard at this.

[Plebian69]

LOL omg

[KOLIN25]

would of been funnier in german ya ya

[littleredrobin2]

this is as Janeway might say fucking brilliant, or as she would have to say cucumbering brilliant. do more please i beg you.

[bucolucas]

I don't understand french, and this is funny to me.

[kissiscool1999]

mabey u should also make the subtitles say what theyre saying in french...i speak french and u failed

[xenafan15]

i still die of laughter watching this!!

[TheNumber1songwriter]

hilarious!!

[TheOnlyTwitchy]

I actually understand french, so it isnt that funny.



[spally61]

@TheOnlyTwitchy  Maybe you should turn down the sound and just read the subtitles?

[nessus1]

@TheOnlyTwitchy not only is it not funny, its ridiculous, all this idiot did was to subtitle stuff that was never said, and does not make sense

[TheAlterans]

"like if I stare at your breasts and say "lovely melons""

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

[ryanl5451]

im actually crying with laughter!! LOL

[justdar]

Hysterical!!!

[maseischafer]

I'm German and i Love The English Original!

BUT THE FRENCH one is 100 times worse than the German ones

öööööö löööö voyöschöör et lööö börg

[Sweetassour]

anything but FRENCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XXXGRiDXXX]

I wish there were more characters like Sazzy Janeway in fiction. I'd probably die from laughing but yeah

[tmchale1970]

Brilliant Lmao.

[dkamcomie]

WTF was that?! ROFLMAO!

[rundas2344]

funny if that were true lol

[murattk22]

ROFLOL!!

[norrock1]

oh damn. ya i could get into that lol

[ChuloRob617]

hahahaha this is AWESOME!



[CountryHotStuff]

"gasp" can't "gasp" breath "gasp" laughing to hard "gasp"

Thanks for posting so much fun

[pyrateproductions]

LMAO

[IMWEARINFEET]

what episode is the legit scene from??

[effyleven]

This is actually rather witty. Well done, whosoever ever did.

[ihatefurrys]

The people who disliked this video didn't watch the whole thing.

[Hoshimaru57]

What the fuck!?

[JarvisCallum]

YES!!! ahahahahha :)

[jaqwest76]

en francais? oui oui!

[wendywarrior1]

250 wanking nobheads prefer to hear Chakotay's angry warrior story on "repeat". How disturbing.

[idiosyncrazy1980]

@wendywarrior1 No, they may just be... french ! I'm french, and it simply doesn't work. One has to *not* understand the original dialogue for it to be funny, I guess (even the "Downfall" meme videos barely amuse me, partly because I learned german in high school, even though I forgot most of it – and partly because most of them suck anyway). (What is "Chakotay's angry warrior story" ?)

If you want a great french example of this, try "Les nuits de la demoiselle" : /watch?v=n3gwyPxS7Yc

[randomface54]

@idiosyncrazy1980 The angry warrior story is a scene from "Resolutions" which features C telling J what he claims is an old native american legend about an angry warrior who meets a woman from a different tribe whom he falls in love with. Basically a cringeworthy failure of a scene in which C professes his love for J (who is reaching for a phaser while trying to sort out the the question of "suicide or homicide").

[davydave21]

It is French and there is no swearing at all in it (french or english swears)... It is the English subtitles that contains swears... and it is not a translation since what's written in English is not related to what's being said in French!

[Shaprika]

@davydave21 No turnip, Sherlock.

[IHateThisSpace]

@Shaprika That was the best reply I've ever seen on Youtube.

[TheSevenofMine]

I always laugh when I watch this video.

And now I know what they really talk about. It's even more funnier now.

[FUGlitchyLogin]

Lol I changed the swear filter on a forum I used to run once to replace individual words like that after an outbreak of flamefests, reading the threads after the change was so funny.

[Bracerjack]

This is so funny!

[EHaines100]

This is soooooo funnnnny

[e55amgkomp]

It's definitely the Swahili language

[UltimateSpinDash]

Will there be a third part?

[huffandstuff]

This was way funnier than it should have been

[eimb1999]

Hah ha! Gives new meaning to the phrase "Pardon my French"! LOL!

[LocutusBorgOf]

this is from the episode childs play you will see that icheb is mentioned i french

[Dragonitlas]

lol someone should really do a Star trek voyager abridged series LOL

[Dragonitlas]

You wouldn't fucking dare! LOL

[UltimateSpinDash]

Which Language is that?

LOL.

[unit87]

@UltimateSpinDash It's french

[blagger56]

@UltimateSpinDash It is japanese, I speak it fluently...

[biggerfish66]

Holy shit!

[j0master1]

241 people are offended by vegetables.

[Ventrixium]

If you don't thumb up this comment is I will roughly broccoli your brussel sprouts until you scream "POTATO ME, Ven! DO IT NOW!". You'll then be haunted forever after when at night you'll hear gruff voices saying "take us in", "engage", "fire carrots!"...

You'll also feel Tribbles under the sheets.

[littleredrobin2]

these are so funny, i love it. thank you so much for posting this instant clasic.

[qrogueuk]

Great just F-in great

[sousaphonist]

That was some of the best stupidity I've ever heard!

[TinkerbellTheGreat]

I feel really sorry for the ppl who speak this language...

[hsybcmpny]

Whats TPTB?

[iammadness]

@hsybcmpny The Powers That Be

[startrekkin1701]

a melon isnt a vegetable....................

[Theanchoritegarlic]

Voyager in French, ...Now it is good!!

[isis2345]

thank you for this it is so fun and like the idea of seven and janeway

[randomface54]

ROFL! and here i sat, thinking that these talkies couldn't get any more perverted. Sazzy, you've outdone yourself. i also agree with the idea of a 7/9, janeway 3-way, possibly 4-way with jadzia dax from DS9, (i know its not voyager but she ain't half bad). jadzia was also central to the recycling of what almost happened with 7 and janeway, open lesbians on star trek, authough it falls through in the end as well as voyager.

[CaptainJahangir99]

I would just love to have a threesome with Janeway and seven oh the command pleasure and the Borg perfection.

What an orgasm one would have....

[buffyskulls]

ok think of some vegetables .... chakotay! LMAO

[nicadi2005]

You know, sometimes it's just unbelievable the kind of crap people find amusing... It never ceases to amaze me, really.

[weather11guy]

Sad voice over. They switched it to a different language so you dont hear the actually words. Not even close to what the are suppose to be

[Mastermind8908]

Q's up there right now ROCLing. (Rolling On the Continuum Laughing)

[Mastermind8908]

Janeway is gonna toss her salad one way or another.

[Jasmin30377]

that's pretty good...when janeway says "c'est leur foyer" (its their home) the subtitle says "fuck them" makes it in sync with foyer lip reading

[DELTA1978THETA]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

[jonnyp841]

this is classic, wd sazzy

[07ude]

she said fuckity, thats new

[Bungle2000000000]

Haha she said arse

[ComicBookGo]

The French. Species eff-ar- ee-ee--en-see-aych. You will be assimilated, resistance is Futile.

[ArwenPendragon]

"No it sodding well isn't." HAHAHA

[Tijnvaassen]

The two hottest Voyager-women: I rather see them French kissing eachother instead of French speaking.

[SadiChanMagellan123]

Hang on...a melon isn't a vegetable.

It is if I fucking say it is!

...Hopeless

Lol

[Janeway613]

This is so awesome, I'm rolling around laughing! :D

[Qloke]

seriously wat

[HarryV1993]

This is so funny, i couldent stop laughing

[Sammyy46]

I want Seven to cauliflower me!

[eviltreemonster]

@Sammyy46

LOL Who doesn't? :)

[anonymous5536]

LOLOL "Hang on a minute...a melon isn't a vegetable." "It is if i FUCKING say it is!" lol

[aldfkjldasfkj]

*ahem* SFDebris, are you involved in this at all?

[MrZackattack2010]

it's not the same when you know french

[BernardProfitendieu]

@MrZackattack2010 well, duh!

[Aquien1]

wow this is hilarious !!!!!

[rory12001]

Radishes no wonder I'm a vegetarian!

[Oiyuki]

Why can't I stop laughing!?!

[ucancallmebaby1]

I don't usually laugh at such Stupidity, but this time I laughed so hard I farted. hahaha

[bgdrewsif]

why cant i stop laughing from this???

[Duotwk]

fuckity arse wank tits

[ptevesontius]

I have no idea why someone made this, but it is excellent.

[vickystarbird]

LMAO



[kezcooke]

Oh SazzyAgain... I am new to your videos, but oh my, they are seriously entertaining!!! We do need more talkies!!! :)

[kashattack]

Haha this is bloody genius! Only a Brit could have come up with this. ;)

[library1900]

Oh green beans, what the potato soup was that?

[lemonrind]

France French sounds so weird. Totally different than French Canadian. It's way more snooty.

[ladykathryn87]

oh potatoe me that was squashing hallarious, i wish i could calliflower seven untill she brussell sprouted all over me.... beets to hell....

[MrNickalollyoff]

HOLY FUCK IT'S FOREIGN

[LadyGhost1234]

I am watching this video very often. When I am eating

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

0:16 "NO SWEARING FOR (7) YEARS! IT DROVE ME MAD!". THATS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME. AND THE 1940'S TO 1960'S. GOOD THING I WAS JUST SOME RANDOM DUDE ON THE INTERNET AND NOT THE CAPTAIN OF A DAMN STARSHIP! JANEWAY FAILS. WHY ARE THEY USING VEGETABLES ANYWAY? SPONGEBOB USED UNDERSEA CUSSING. AS STRANGE AS IT SOUNDS EVENTUALLY IT SOUNDS LIKE CUSSING IN THE CONTEXT THEY USE IT IN AND HOW PEOPLE ARE OFFENDED BY IT. BARNACLES. TARTER SAUCE. SO I GUESS FOR STAR TREK... I DONT KNOW. WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?

[matchbox2022]

The fact the french think they're going to be in star trek is enough reason for us to keep speaking english

[sondano]

@matchbox2022 too late. They are already in Star Trek. OK OK the guy has a British accent, drinks Earl Grey and quotes Shakespeare but he is still French damn it

[alyciaanne7]

it would be funnier if that was actually what they were saying XD

[CinnaMint]

Pardonnez mon Français

[havik82]

a melon isn't a vegetable....

hahahaha... i accidentally clicked this watching a voyager episode... it was worth it.

[strongbowblade]

carrots thats funny

[FullmetalAlchemist78]

I wish they really did this XD

[eviltreemonster]

POTATO ME SEVEN!

DO IT NOW!

[Devil2maylaughhaha]

This has me in hysterics! Love it!

[FabFilmLova]

wtf

[GeneralThornton]

Ah, the wonders of dubbing. Feeding sub-par voice actors and ignorance of the English language worldwide!

[worloq]

I was kind of iffy until the end. I laughed really hard at "It is if I FUCKING say it is!"

[yaneevt]

I'm totally going veggie now.

[orliluvr1432]

They are if I FUCKING say they are!

[HadesXIX]

french? BLOW ME