1:13-1:25 once after coming home from high school, I went through my documents and found a folder called "sister". So, I assumed my sister had been on the computer (I was right), and wanted to see what kind of adorable creativity she came up with. All I found was a word document called "computer". I opened it and it just had sex in it:
"Oh Vista, get that USB drive into my hard drive and release your data over my desktop! Oh, let me extract that zipped file!" shit like that. I was like: O.o
How did you make Microsoft Sam sound like he's panicking when Mr. Information Robot the 34th said "Kamikaze Wood?" Do you increase the speed of his voice?
Could You Make A Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors (Emergencyranger88tv Birthday Special on my 13th Birthday? i promise you a vist to the emergencyranger88 TV Space Station
Funny Thing is, this was uploaded the day before my birthday
Thunderbirds202a 2 days ago
let me translate 1:20:sitck your dick into my pussy and release your cum over my ass
LexiMcFlexi 3 weeks ago
I laughed at 1:13
64rccola 2 months ago
I laughed my fucking ass off! 2:04 - 2:30
LuigiFan9000 4 months ago
Eatanoctorok lol WTF
cowy7654 4 months ago
1:13-1:25 once after coming home from high school, I went through my documents and found a folder called "sister". So, I assumed my sister had been on the computer (I was right), and wanted to see what kind of adorable creativity she came up with. All I found was a word document called "computer". I opened it and it just had sex in it:
"Oh Vista, get that USB drive into my hard drive and release your data over my desktop! Oh, let me extract that zipped file!" shit like that. I was like: O.o
EatAnOctorok 4 months ago
OOO-OOOO EVALUATION A-HOLE SEXUAL HARRASMENT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH PEICE OF CRAP OOO-OOOO 99999999 OOOOOOOOO *BOOM*
NightmareLord666 6 months ago
sam's epic laugh 2:51
gevinprince 7 months ago
Random guy is: Adult Male#1, American English.
BlazeProductions545 8 months ago
i cant get the microsoft sam voice someone help?
MrRiddick225 9 months ago
@MrRiddick225 He's only in Windows XP.
hal0dude7 9 months ago
@hal0dude7 actually now i have speakonia and i have sam with windows 7
MrRiddick225 9 months ago
@MrRiddick225 I know, but in XP you can find him in a program without downloading anything.
hal0dude7 9 months ago
what was the song at the end called ?
lightingrings 11 months ago
holy shit.... the evil robots destroyed the next vid! nooooo
cuzgandalfgothigh99 1 year ago
How do you make the error signs?
DeadsodieDK 1 year ago
i like MM better
Brainburner5 1 year ago
never trust the info robots only trust ROFL robot XD
RedYoshiSonic12 1 year ago
What's the song @ the end?
MJandST2926 1 year ago
SHOOP DA WOOP FTW
RedYoshiSonic12 1 year ago
How did you make Microsoft Sam sound like he's panicking when Mr. Information Robot the 34th said "Kamikaze Wood?" Do you increase the speed of his voice?
Pacman9091 1 year ago
could you make a birthday special for me on my birthday october 5th?
where do you find the dirrhea dump sound?
u2dvdbonofunny 1 year ago
@u2dvdbonofunny The diarrhea dump sound is the sample from the start of Craving for a Fresh Shit by Torsofuck.
Foxxnioxx 1 year ago
@Foxxnioxx lolololol u actually know those guys :D
brutalhacksaw2978 1 year ago
Loll can't stop laghfin sooo funny
REODPRODUCTIONS 1 year ago
0:52 I'M MAH FIRING MAH LASAR BLAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
thechanman16 1 year ago
YOU USED SPEAKONIA L0L
XVulcanimationX 1 year ago
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MRBOBTHESTICKMAN 1 year ago
HELP!!! IM MICROSOFT SAM'S BROTHER,AND IM BEING ATTACKED BY MR INFORMATION ROBOT!!! THUNDERBIRD,HEEEEEEEEEELLLPPPP!!! *CRASHES*
walllable 1 year ago
2:15 lol
DARKRIDER5150 1 year ago
Chocolate Man's voice in the beginning
destructin123 1 year ago
in the beggening that was strawberry clock -_-
TheLeon5000 1 year ago
"Stick your floppy disk into my hard drive and release your data over My Documents"
...Sounds like something my girl says to me to get me aroused...No shit...O_o
WWFATTITUDEERAFAN 1 year ago
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cobra1691 1 year ago
Is the song at the intro Thriller by Michael Jackson?
easalert88 2 years ago
@easalert88 think so
jakubjakub003 1 year ago
HIGH LOL
cacingworem 2 years ago
ahhhhhhhh...the good old days of the series
bigbubba954 2 years ago
lol microsoft sam can NEVER DIE :D
GrowingObsession 2 years ago 3
from 3:40 to the end is music from the game CoD4
N00bec 2 years ago
SAm going to take a dump WTFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCk!?!
mat2000100 2 years ago
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weeneytoddlover 2 years ago
yes.
cheesethechao04 2 years ago
@weeneytoddlover and My Documents is ass. The error is doggy-style.
EatAnOctorok 4 months ago
Could You Make A Microsoft Sam Reads Funny Windows Errors (Emergencyranger88tv Birthday Special on my 13th Birthday? i promise you a vist to the emergencyranger88 TV Space Station
easalert88 2 years ago
Depends on when your Birthday is.
Thunderbirds101 2 years ago
I'll Send It by a PM
easalert88 2 years ago
@Thunderbirds101 Scotty's first vocal apperence at 0:13
makutateridax20 1 year ago
@Thunderbirds101 error
darafast 1 year ago
@Thunderbirds101 Were you the random dude with the word?
taylordestinysam 3 months ago
OMG. I'm 13 also.
JakeTV248 2 years ago
*Visit
easalert88 2 years ago
What's that he's saying at 0:53?
amran8 2 years ago
IMA FIRIN MAH LASAR! lawl
megadaniel25 2 years ago
The error at 1:13... how is that preverted?
CoolDude503 2 years ago
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amran8 2 years ago
You do NOT wanna know O_O
FinalFantasyFan12100 2 years ago
FinalFantasyFan12100: Well, I wasn't quite sure on how it relates to perversion.
CoolDude503 2 years ago
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAHHH!!!!
cloudffy7 2 years ago 2
stick ur floppy disk into my hard drive lol pc sex.
therockindude998 2 years ago
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MrHairycavemen 2 years ago
Download Speakonia and you can change the pitch of Microsoft Sam's voice.
kenkarsonn 2 years ago
The world is a scary place, now that you've woken up the daemon in me
zalc 2 years ago
what is that ?
3987p 2 years ago
what is what?
Brock101011 2 years ago
That first intro voice is extremely hilarious for some reason...LOL
Wonka0111 2 years ago 5
>:( next time I won't have NO COMPUTER!!!!!! EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
easalert88 2 years ago 2
who is tux?
likitty20 2 years ago 5
the linux penguin guy
Wonka0111 2 years ago 3
the end toleit part was from dumb and dumber
VideoEffecter 2 years ago
i flipt my laptop over and fell off my bed at the end microsoftsam shoud get mac or vista it is not evel i use i evrey day
overcastgabriel 2 years ago
ROFL.
I will not get high on weed.
10 SECONDS LATER
Is High.
Excellent.
pieboy6000 2 years ago
Type in 'eaaaaaaaaaaaaa'. That will make him say that.
Thunderbirds101 2 years ago
XD at 2:20 I dropped my laptop XD
silverthemasterwolf 3 years ago 2
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spyke4995 3 years ago
Lol, buy an iNuke
pieboy6000 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dude that wasn't weed that was crack.
Leafblower29 3 years ago
FUCK FUCK FUCK! IM GETTING OUT OF HERE NOW! ERrararatta..LOL
MicrosoftSam64 3 years ago 10
I think I will go and take a dump lol.
ninwiimatt 3 years ago
and you took the clip at 3:20 from dumb and dumber... haha
ShadySk8rboy 3 years ago
lmao at high microsoft sam
ShadySk8rboy 3 years ago 2
XD How long does it take to take a dump? lol And whered you get that sound, btw
LamboLover607 3 years ago 2
omg mike kill sam
you sick bastard
vadont 3 years ago
god, my pay pay better be in the mail, i've done so much work for you recently.
if you didn't, i'll pick it up via roflcopter.
iMicrosoftSam 3 years ago
Your payment is waiting on the top of the Sears Tower in Chicago. :P
Thunderbirds101 3 years ago
it's going to be called the Willis Tower soon =\
5irRatchet 3 years ago
That sucks! Willis Tower sounds stupid. Sears Tower sounded WAY better...
Thunderbirds101 3 years ago
id say. But unfortunately, the naming rights expired back in 2003. it's just so retarded... =|
5irRatchet 3 years ago
Maybe I should buy the Naming Rights and re-name it the Thunderbirds Tower... XD LOL
Thunderbirds101 3 years ago
i cannot go that high. i do not have any feet. please retrieve it for me.
iMicrosoftSam 3 years ago
The Roflcopters have your payment and are sending it to your location.
Thunderbirds101 3 years ago
retrieve it for you:)
likitty20 3 years ago