"The Volturi have asked me to remind you to turn off all cameras, cell phones, and small children, to please not to attack Edward Cullen for a lock of his hair, and to finish any snacks, either of the cellophane, or human variety before the show begins. Should you fail to abide by these requests, they would also like to remind you that Jane is currently on the premises."
OMG - this is AMAZING! PLEASE bring this to Broadway! This is the first intelligent "Twilight" parody I've seen. Thank you! Any producers watching - PLEASE bring this somewhere I can see it!
Does anyone know the lyrics to this song (Welcome to Forks) or a website where i can find them?
ElleMaeve 1 month ago
Gah! I wish I lived in New York... I heard about the awesome reading that's going to be happening from Lauren Lopez...
suprswimmer 1 month ago 15
i wish i wish i wish it was clearer what they were saying, but it's still awesome. i mean come on: "I'm really pale." IT'S SUPERMEGAFOXTAWESOMEHOT!
gavrochestarkid 4 months ago 19
funny! i wish it was clearer what they are saying, but they're awesome!
aliceandshaggy 8 months ago 8
im not sure whether or not this is supposed to be taken serious or not. im very confused
akemi86 8 months ago 15
This is awesome!!!! Love the whole thing!!!!
bribridancer98 9 months ago 5
@ElphietheGreenGirl - Thanks girl!!!!!!!!!!
BellaandtheCullens 9 months ago
woah. i got linked to this from a starkid website. i used to be a huge twihard, but i moved on to being a wizard ;) but this is really good!
ElphietheGreenGirl 9 months ago 129
@mcscuzzi it sounds like he's saying "i wonder if she knows my name"
suburbandiary 1 year ago
@mcscuzzi - he doesn't say anything. Just gives a smoldering look. :)
BellaandtheCullens 1 year ago
lol i really want to know what edward says at 4:06
mcscuzzi 1 year ago
@ChrissaaBadeendje LOL! Thanks! Just divine inspiration...
BellaandtheCullens 1 year ago
@ChrissaaBadeendje Hey Chrissa! He says:
"The Volturi have asked me to remind you to turn off all cameras, cell phones, and small children, to please not to attack Edward Cullen for a lock of his hair, and to finish any snacks, either of the cellophane, or human variety before the show begins. Should you fail to abide by these requests, they would also like to remind you that Jane is currently on the premises."
BellaandtheCullens 1 year ago 38
@BellaandtheCullens Ahahaha awesome! How do you come up with this kind of stuff? :)
ChrissaaBadeendje 1 year ago
What is he saying about Jane at 0:38 It's probably real funny :P I wanna know :D
ChrissaaBadeendje 1 year ago
OMG - this is AMAZING! PLEASE bring this to Broadway! This is the first intelligent "Twilight" parody I've seen. Thank you! Any producers watching - PLEASE bring this somewhere I can see it!
HelenaCampbell 1 year ago
@ChrissaaBadeendje Sure! If you friend us on facebook
I'll be posting some!
BellaandtheCullens 1 year ago
Looks great! I'm not English or Americain, so I can't understand everything. Some lyrics would help :)
ChrissaaBadeendje 1 year ago