Evan Almighty | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[Devman60006]

very very very very very very low rental

[night4345]

that's why jesus went to earth because god didn't care about him. black stereotypes are fun

[piplup2009]

2:29 BLACK JESUS

"i rode into town on an ass, yo momma's ass"

[KaijuKingGojira]

why did evan look like ghandalf "you shall not pass flood

[NICKREAPER316]

Have you noticed how many sequels to Jim Carrey movies don't have Jim Carry? Son of Mask, Evan Almighty, and Ace Ventura Jr. just to name a few.

[spillcom]

@NICKREAPER316 Thats cus Jim Carrey knows better.

[101AngelatHeart]

I prefer bruce almighty but i did get a few laughs it was entertaining.

[Cassandrabellex]

I went to the store a couple years back. There was a Noah's Ark playset for sale. This five year old boy points to it and says "It's Evan Almighty!" My head hurt so badly.

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[Boogyman4050]

This movie is a total piece of garbage. Why did Morgan agree to play God again in this crap? He needed the money? Bruce Almighty wasn't perfect, but that story and the actors in it were good! It had style. This re telling of the Noah's ark moron story is just pathetic. Yet it still made great money! Go figure...

[hamburgermeat1818]

@Boogyman4050 fuck you, morgan plays in this one becuase its supposed to be the same evan from bruce almighty! evan baxter, thats why he played it again, it was a good movie and fuck off!

[nilsen93]

This movie sucked!!!!!

[xDarkDustx]

I'll give it some ole bullshit hated this movie

[E07WORLD]

Jesus already black...

[PumaSweat]

Some idiot always has to bring up race....

Are you so dull? WHo cares what you are it's what you do.

[darrouken]

I want some Grape Drink Baby!

[monkeyfartsalot11]

One of my substitute teachers actually played a Congressman in Evan Almighty.

[SoftWaterSeas]

tha shaving scenes were funny

[XxHaHaXx3]

I never got the point of having Animals from like Africa to go on a boat, when the animals from Africa are in no way in Danger. It was like a small Local Dam Flood. Kind of a hole in the story.

[CSanimations]

Everyone seemed to make out that this was like the worst comedy ever. When I saw it, I just thought it wasn't that great.

[R2R3L4]

Solid Rental, however it's far away from a worthy sequel of Bruce Almighty.

[patsflysfan2]

Am I the only one here crazy enough to admit that I liked Evan Almighty?

[ADMediaEmpire]

@patsflysfan2 Nope, I loved it. There were a few cheesy bits, but it was actually good entertainment :D Loved the ending! Blew me away, never expecting to see an actual Flood hah

[clashrogers]

They should make a law where nobody can make a sequel to a Jim Carey movie without Jim Carey.

[BobaFettRules321]

rental

[PunkAttitude8V]

This movie is SOME OL BULLS##T. Bruce Almighty is a hundred times better.

[Sbrff]

bruce almighty was awsome as hell....a funny comady for 10+

This is a comedy for 9- O_O

Bad movie, not funny =(

[MrRoiden]

the first movie i ever left the cinima

[notyouraveragething]

Best part of this movie: Morgan Freeman.

[bronzemech]

black jesus asian satan??

[XDarkF3arX]

This movie sucks, Bruce Almighty was hilarious

[seanjeaici]

Evan Almighty is hard to enjoy not good but its not terrible Rental

[mehedi8790]

you helped me a lot man, stream on Movie Watcherus works like charm

[thamas99]

They used 175 mill to make this movie, WHAT THE FUCK ? 0_0 This movie sucked..

[survailkid]

This is how I explain this squeal Bruce almighty was the good steak and evan almighty is the shit after the food

[Jman92854]

@survailkid Well put, and I totally agree.

[ChickenRamen]

Only thing that confused me about this movie was that they had animals coming in from all over the world, and the flood never left the city.

[tacoshitter]

normally, when you watch a movie in school, you dont give a shit what it is, and your just thankful your not doing work.

but when i watched this in class, i was so fucking bored out of my mind, i WISH i was doing school work.

[wowsux97]

Bruce Almighty was awesome. REVIEW IT FUCKERS!!!!

[ralphthemoviemaker]

Bruce Almighty was an adult comedy starring Jim Carry. Who decided to make the sequal a kids movie with lame jokes and no refference to the previous film. Some ol Bullsh*t.

[vonnyyay]

um heh will u guys ever do a movie review on twilight??? i know i know its not something you guys will like but im still interested!!!

[Deathrune456]

i smell smoke, the flames are close, and im not talking about Freemans' rival's work either.

[neosenexism]

the only thing i liked about this movie is that they made morgan freeman god

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morgan freeman is god

[Hectorferjr2]

When you die you and your soul will go to Hell or sooner or latter God will cause a cervical spinal injury that will paralyzed you from the neck down shattering your first and second vertebrae only able to move your head if God has mercy on you.

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@Hectorferjr2

ok thanks for the religous talk, asshole, i have no clue whats up your ass, but what are trying to say exactly?

[SidWL]

@Hectorferjr2 wow dude good luck killing people for your religious beliefs

[Hectorferjr2]

I am not wanting to kill people for my religious beliefs. I am just telling people to watch what they say.

[SidWL]

i know man i was just joking but the way you were speaking kind of gave me an overtone of religious belief so much so that you undermine other religions to the fullest extent and since I am not Christian i was slightly offended ^^ but don't worry who cares, this is the online world, like anything matters here

[Hectorferjr2]

Ah, ok thank you for respecting my Christian religious beliefs.

[SidWL]

no probs man, if you are religious and Christian so be it, who am I to say that you are wrong for believing in something, that's what life is about, having your own beliefs to go by ^^

[Hectorferjr2]

I am Christian so be it, Thank You.

[SidWL]

^^ no probs man

live it up

and I bet you don't have a problem with my Muslim beliefs either

[Hectorferjr2]

No, I do not have a problem with your Muslim beliefs, if you believe in Muslim beliefs, so be it, Thank You.

[SidWL]

^^ alright man

ill see you later then

and no problem

[metaitachi]

Bruce Almighty was a full price. This sucked.

[boredandwise]

what is this called again ? santa clause 4?

[votumseparatum1]

some ol' bullshit. I like the Jim Carrey movie - Bruce almighty or something -better.

[ErichoTTA]

I'd give it a Rental too.

[ilikeylot567]

this was more of a race joke than an actual review

[MakinaFilmz809]

@ilikeylot567 Totally Agree. ur not totally sure if God wasnt black.

[RatongaBruiser]

It was 'cute', but the plot destroyed itself. I mean, at the end he put all the humans, and animals not even from the area, on a boat, and then a giant wave wiped out all of the animals that naturally lived there, and everyone went back to their water-logged homes... really? But Morgan Freeman makes it ok.

[xXBIGHENRYXx]

lol grape soda

[megamaxx53]

Just wasn't as good as Bruce! THAT was a classic!

[asafs16]

this movie was horrible. the first time i watched it i felt asleep. and the second time it was really boring. bruce almighty was way better than evan almighty

[CrackedVersion99]

making god black is a bad joke....im not going racist and all but the director just took blasphemy into the next level he even made a script of issuing a commandment to make people have good time at the credits WTF !

[g0rsk13g4n9st4]

@CrackedVersion99

WTF are you talking about? Black people existed before white people, so this is quite plausible.

[PhillipJStarnes]

@g0rsk13g4n9st4 actually about a year or 2 ago, the bones of people poeple of european decent were discovered in china, there bones predated any in history.

[mphst6]

@g0rsk13g4n9st4 Yeah, all that stuff about the first civilization called Sumeria is a lie. Every single sculpture, text and oral story from the beginning of history up until YOU just said that is fake. Both existed, both still exist. I don't know for certain, but I'm fairly possitive that humans don't tan in AN ICE AGE.

[g0rsk13g4n9st4]

@mphst6 Ok, first, Sumeria wasn't the "first civilization" to EVER exist, it is the first civilization to have an alphabet and thus from which we have written documents. Secondly, Sumerians weren't African, they lived in Mesopotamia (ancient Babylon, modern day Iraq).

Both Africans, Asians, and whites belong to the same biological species (sapien) which evolved from the great apes of African region. Therefore, it is not crazy to assume that Africans are one of the earlier groups of humans.

[retrogamerist]

@g0rsk13g4n9st4 When Noah happened white people existed and black people, and also the indigneous peoples of the middle east and so on. Judaism is about 3k old, so we can probably say it was in between the start of Judaism and now. And Noah was from Palestine/Israel so he would have been brownish. Same goes for Jesus

[Coolnessyoyo]

@CrackedVersion99

It's not blasphemous. As a man of faith, I have to say that

1. Jesus wasn't white.

2. The first man wasn't white. (which is pretty much a universal belief for Judeo-Christians or Muslims as well as those who follow the teachings of evolution)

3. The white race is relatively new in the world. So, when God made Adam in his image, he made Adam with dark skin.

So, God may have had dark "skin."

Does this make sense?

Also, issuing a "commandment" is just good fun.

[MakinaFilmz809]

@Coolnessyoyo Does it say it in the bible if God was black or white ?

[ThoriaBladecadas]

Seriously dude listen to the other two people who've made comments, especially Coolnessyoyo. Unless you didn't know already this film's script was wrote by Christians and even had a underlying Christian message. Unless you're taking your theology from the KKK God being black makes perfect sense and to be honest if God does look and sound like Morgan Freeman I'm gonna be frigging happy!

[somberlight]

protip: our common ancestors were darkskinned, you could technically call them black. so, you dont like black people? good to know. white supremacist, christian, racist. thats a good combo you got there bro.

[somberlight]

that was for cracked.

[barricader6]

@CrackedVersion99 The first people were from africa who were black

[slickrickdarula]

Dude you are cracked

Bible is BS imo

but it does say God created man in his likeness...

wherent we all from Africa? Oh no thats right the earth is 6000 years old and im gonna burn in hell...

dumb retarded racist redneck

[FunkyFreshLondonboy]

@CrackedVersion99 racist bastard, ur saying that god cant possible be black because black people are inferior? well fuck u

[Deathrune456]

had the movies been in a reverse order, it would have worked

[weyron101]

rather watch 1st again

[iAmRandom32]

Bruce Almighty is wayy better than this one

[JediAutobotX]

LOL! So random...

[noesupert]

i thought it was a nice feel good movie. matinee for me=D it's nice to sleep to or to see with a younger family-member

[cheesetothepower]

Could have been "Bruce Almghty: The Unnessacary almost Spinoff"

[BlueSpectral]

I'd give it a matinee. It kept me entertained. Bruce Almighty is still better than sex for me though.

[RatongaBruiser]

@BlueSpectral

Oh most DEFINITELY. :P

[hongquiao]

this movie was just a shameless cash in on steve carell's rising popularity

[MajinBmag]

Rental

[DarkLink9393]

The movie was really anticlimactic. It's like the story of Noa's ark was going to repeat itself and this guy HAD to build an ark, but in the end, the world doesn't end and a low number of people die, if any at all. And let's look at what we've learned from the movie... Wait, what did we learn from it?

[RatongaBruiser]

@DarkLink9393

Yeah, like i was saying. He killed all of the animals that lived there and saved all the people.

[willbo26]

some old bullshit i liked the first one soo much better

[wolfman222111222]

Low rental.

[warriorknight2000]

I think Bruce Almighty is the best, but this was quite funny. I wonder what the third one gonna be about, Moses or Jesus?

[o0OAaronO0o]

Some ol bulls***

[KingdomHeartsFan91]

LOW RENTAL

[ninjawraith17]

Another unnecessary sequel.

[mjhizzy123]

lol at 0:40 is that guy yawning?

[mynameisnyhm]

movie = 1/5

[FoxWolf87]

This movie is like the first "Santa Clause" with Noah. Only not as interesting, and not as funny.

[snooki93]

Me too.His movies are not really all that.

[gaur2k]

black jesus turn water into grape soda, LOL

[NatterV2]

high matinee

[DrummingUpGames]

wesley snipes killing demons as black jesus XD

[IPVentertainment]

Evan Almighty brings up such strong feelings that I needed to make a text review myself. One word to describe it; Fail.

In many words, Evan failed, God failed to make a true spectacle, Everyone failed to realize everything,the ending failed to be true biblical proportions. [spoilers comin up] Occasionally the fails in the movie were funny, and the film is really funny and entertaining, until right after the cheap-ass dam busts.

[IPVentertainment]

You expect a huge giant wave 20 km high like the one in trailer for 2012 for an 'ark' movie', but it's just a burst dam with a 'megatsunami' that is so concentrated that it doesn't even kill anyone, let alone cause major structural damage outside of the valley, yet again let alone wiping a planet clean. All it could do was carry the ark. It even failed to pulverize the Ark when it hit the Capital Building in D.C. It only broke the bow, and that was before it hit the famous landmark.

[IPVentertainment]

The Ark somehow embedded itself in the building [wtf?] and all of a sudden the water-surge is gone, leaving only washed out grass and no sign of damage to the city when, in reality, it would have razed the entire region to the ground.

[IPVentertainment]

I found the ending so disappointing, I almost cried, the ending was that bad. And I watched 'Krakatoa; The Last Days' without my eyes even dampening. In fact, it was so bad I had to mention this to keep myself happy:

The movie finished at 8:12 PM. In 24 hour time that's 20:12. 2012 . o_0

[Friendlyman00]

Romans 6:23For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Romans 3:10As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one: 11There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.

[Sal0pe69]

compare to the first one this one was pretty crappy.

[XiaoLinLong]

Black Jesus !

[Tallacus]

I liked the original Bruce Almighty, but this one just sucked

[ghfyoug]

grape soda!! LOL

totally a rental or even not watch it at all

[LeM0njui3c3]

Westley Snipes

[DarkTider]

a nice little popcorn friday movie if youre in the mood for a light comedy and dont expect too much.

Rentall, even if the ending was too far out there

[rerewert2]

some old bullshit,

[luchilenium]

*cough*The Santa Clause*cough*

[gladius900]

I give it a rental.

Wasn't as good as Bruce Alimighty.

But was still pretty funny.

Woulda given it a Matinee.

But the flood made no sense.

It only flooded the city.

So why did he need all of those animals?

[iwuvsweeney]

lol thats exactly what i thought :P

[gladius900]

Maybe to help build the ark?

Or maybe as symbolism?

I dunno.

I still give it a high rental.

[androy001]

i liked this movie more than the first one cuz it portrayed the awesomeness ( don't know if that's a word) of God better than the first. Bruce Almighty seemed to be mocking God a bit ( to me it seemed that way) but Evan almighty had a stringer message. They wer both funny though. I give this movie full price!

[balrog13571]

I don't know. Steve and Jim are funny in stuff like 40 year old Virgin, and Bruce Almighty I guess, but this was kinda pushing it. Well they are pretty funny, but I really just can't like them in stuff like the Dr. Seuss films and Series of Unfortunate Events. Otherwise yeah their okay. This was kinda psuhing it though. I liked the first film, and I really like Morgan Freeman, but the movie just seems kinda bland.

[strikerk]

Yes, a man who was brought into the world in the middle east from a middle-eastern woman is white! Asshole.

[blackhawx4life]

in the words of peter griffin "He's Jesus. He can do anything."

[blackhawx4life]

and whats with the asshole comment did i offend u or something

[strikerk]

No, you're just an asshole is all. Nothing wrong with that, you can turn your head and spot an asshole these days. Just move along sir. Nothing to see here.

[mokojono]

I turned my head towards the screen an there you were! Another asshole! Now... keep moving strikerk, nothing to see here.

[strikerk]

Did you honestly just reuse my lame joke? :/ Was I even talking to you? Did you just get the random desire to post to a random user on a random issue?

Seriously, shut the hell up. What the hell do you think you're going to get out of this?

The guy who posted "Jesus is white" is an ignorant asshole, and you defending him (Which is the only thing I could guess at why you're commenting) is ridiculous.

[mokojono]

Yup I'm ridiculously random, but you sir are still an asshole. Now keep moving, nothing to see here.

[91svampebob]

Come down people! there is no way annybody would ever be able to prouve Jesus' skin color! For all I know Maria could be asian!

[Eirthbndr2]

Good point, for all we know God could be bright green! O_o.

[alltimesickestkids]

what if God is multi colored??

[Mcs0710]

Morgan Freeman was good but everything else was flat.

[gableen2001]

how can you be bad to our one and only loving father

[SonicSnail95]

grape soda ftw

[RickyB369]

It is jus funny enough to pass as a good movie id give it a rental it was an ok movie not spectacular and far fall from the first one but it wasnt that bad.

[StressedoutGamer]

This is certainly a rental. There were some moments i just laughed, but the rest was pretty mediocre.

[Sbrff]

bruce almighty was SO MUTCH BETTER it was made for tennagers and was funny!...but this 1 was boring and for 9 years old! (i am 13 and think it was BORING!) and evan baxter (main caracter) was a mean person in the first one but now he is just STUPID!!!

[killerrodan]

it was a okay movie.

[RydersDC]

Man, did the critics drill this movie.

[homeish9]

this is another comedy like wild hogs and clloge road trip, the humors just boring!!!

[Onimusha64]

One reason I didn't see this movie was because the trailer pretty much showed the whole plot.

[mj4chris]

this movie was good

[Machete87]

this a very similar storyline 2 "Let it Rain." the main character has build an ARC because the flood is coming. the only difference is i don't find Steve Corral funny at all.

[Mutough]

I didn't think it was THAT bad. As long as you don't take it seriously, you can enjoy it.

[Kopriko]

this movie sucked, speacily for someone how saw the first, i got really dissapoited

[keeyaaw]

how many people should have died in that MASSIVE flood for god to get his shitty point across to that annoying family? and how dumb was the town. really, a shit load of all those animals out of nowhere, in twos, lions and elephants and shit not native to that location lining up perfectly into the boat and the whole town is still going, "derr you're so silly evan! where'd all these animals come from and cooperate so perfectly? anyway, you're so dumb evan."

[SpiderJon07]

still i wonder what a black jesus would do for the public

[phantomsluva]

Agreed. I'm sure Morgan Freeman could play Jesus too.

[wtfisthisshyt]

i would give it a REALLY low matinee if ur watching with ur family, if not than som ol' bull shyt

[inker92deluxe]

mh, this movie is shit. If anybody is interested in the bible, they can read it but do not make movies out of it

[skilrax]

bruce almighty was fucking boring i liked this one better steve carell is way funnier

[NewAngel4eva]

I beg to differ. Jim's got the spunk. Steves a good guy funny, not ha ha, perverted funny.

[yellowwasp09]

steve carell is trying to become jim carrey

[majinshenmue]

black god, i didn't notice that good one!

[mpakouras]

i loved it...

[dakotazoe]

hahhahahah all the water in the world replaced with grape soda

[OhMyGodSushiRoll]

this was a good movie

[SpiderJon07]

this movie wasn't as good as Bruce Almighty

[nymetsfan9121]

but it was still pretty funny

[banananutaaass]

bruce almighty was great. i loved jim and morgan, two of my favorite actors. but i dont care about this, im just waiting to see steve carrell as maxwell smart!

[Benmontfan]

Turned it off 20 minutes into it. Very predictable.

[She11y]

Oh sorry you I messed that up.

Morgan did play god in the movie, but you weren't talking about that

[ThousanWhite]

lol. That's ok.

[ThousanWhite]

Wesley Snipes as Jesus FTW

[She11y]

That's Morgan Freeman dood :D

[She11y]

That's Morgan Freeman dood :D

[GameAddict2013]

so jesus was a black vampire hunter whos always been a black vampire hunter

[FirstTsurugi06]

I'll admit that this movie was better than I thought it would be, but still, it really didn't make a splash at me much less did it blow me out of the water. In comparison, Bruce Almighty was, in my opinion, the superior film, it just seemed more believable oerall (you know what I mean >_>)

[bealtespip123]

Wanda Sykes sucks.I was really hoping she would have been killed in the flood scene.

[dhaveed420]

morgan freeman loves the cheeba cheeba

[contourman]

Sup guys you really love your black guy jokes :|