Re: EXCLUSIVE: Uwe Boll responds to online petition

[chorizo1337]

hey look its a kevin smith/michal bay fan

[howlingdarkness]

he's fucking huge, but his voice is so high, how odd.

[bpridgett120791]

Gawd damn your fat

[BigBossRevoce]

i didnt know jabba the hutt had a webcam

[cb19882000]

OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD

VIDEO!!!!!!!

[downtheshitter]

@cb19882000

omfg, jabba is reaaaal!

[pissy1100]

will it blend... no it woant... its too fat ;D

[LivesForJihad]

I like your chins. Where is your neck? Slimfast as fast as you can! You need it. You look like you don't care about yourself...lose some weight. Delete this video, you are taking up too much space on the internet.

[Paperbagman555]

Not a good idea making this video man =/ why not just delete it already?

[SnakeSkin950]

Stop worrying so much about movies fat boy and worry about not dying of a heart attack at 22.

[SnakeSkin950]

Stop sucking up all the oxygen in the country, fat boy. Leave some for us.

[AnalFuckingCow]

this video is pure awesome comedy . get your shit strait if you take this serious.

[russindendumma]

you suck

go kill yourself

your mother must be a retard who obviously didnt raise you properly

she should have hit you in the head with a hammer when you where an infant

i know thats what i would have done if i was her

but obviously she was to retarded to do so

[russindendumma]

get a life fatass

[alexmac3030]

Wow, your a fag.

[quezcatol]

ruined it? house of the dead is a rail shooter, wtf did you expect? shakespeare?

[judoisoww]

man loose some weight please.

[CausesSideEffects]

ok i shouldn't start with the stereotypes now...

[cb19882000]

guys stfu this is a fucking old video 2 years i dont know why i made this

[poozeman]

you would have to be one of the fattest cunts ive ever seen.

btw i know u live with your mum :) lol

[MrChordplayer]

What a fat guy is this ??? Maybe a extraterestical lifeform consisting only of fat? And he´s telling about an another Alien-Lifeform: Uwe Boll !

OMG

[GeneralCarlick]

uvy buvy

[Pennywise0529]

OKAY UVEY BUVY!

[halfjaw]

this is Uwe Boll? MY EYES

hi CE

[Pennywise0529]

Hi CE

[IdontlikeusingLOL]

Did anyone else notice this guy was fat?

[tes4o]

Now that you mention it, I can see it.

[downtheshitter]

@IdontlikeusingLOL

jabba isn't fat cause all jabbas look like this

[SnakeSkin950]

wow u really told him

[SnakeSkin950]

u sed "ur movies get bad reviews" twice

[SnakeSkin950]

its ok bro, we all hate him too. u dont have to go ape shit on him cuz that's beyond covered for you already.

[SysteMiike]

Dude..calm down, people have different tastes in movies. I hate alot of movies to..but i dont blame them for it, i would probably fuck up adapting some of my favourite games to a movie too.

[supercrank85]

Uwe Boll is a retard @ johnmalenko so are u ,u bastard! when u like Uwe god damn then ur the ugliest guys/women in the whole fucking universe go kick ur moms big fat ass bye

[metallicafreak222]

Man, Imagine how loose this cunts mothers Vagina must be after giving birth to this Lump of Lard! This guy would have ripped her Vagina apart!

[StopStealingMyNames1]

comon fatty box fight against uwy buwy or whatever! he would kick teh shit out of ya!

[johnmalenko]

FAT ANIMAL SHU UP UWE BOLL IS THE KING

[J4CK4L]

fat bastard fuck off you too many burguers with lard, e fat son of a bitch jabba the hut

[Lexusstylie]

get in my belly!! xD

rofl..but ur right

[masterbubu69]

Uvi boovi lmao

[DemianFM]

lol ... just lol...in a bad way...lol

[viddrome]

Star Wars Kid Returns~!

[RDFF95]

Steriotype American.

FAG

If Uwe is the president he executes YOU first!

Yes we can, yes we can! :P

[165309]

Who would want Boll as president?

[saianel]

!!! MY GOD !!!

[Anfield1892TheGrave]

YES I GOT IT!!! Lets send this guy to eat uwe boll and our problems will fade away, oh man i cant wait ill actually be able to debate that another producer is the worst of all time

[Tidalx]

FAT

[EvilDead1092]

WHY ARE YOU BREATHING SO HARD, CAUSE YOUR A FAT FUCK, STOP CARING SO FUCKING MUCH, House of the dead was good, and I dont think there was one part in Postal I didnt laugh at.. As I said before, you a fat fuck with a high pitched voice.. with carton wallpaper and a space jam poster in the background.. makes me fucking wonder if you even leave your house to see these movies..

[corza008]

Mate! you should shut your mouth. House of the dead was piss weak, like the rest of Uwe Boll films. Go and have a bottle, pansy boy!

[cb19882000]

im not fucking gay you idiot

[corza008]

WANKA HAHA

[165309]

He said the game was good, not the film

[cb19882000]

your a dumbass

[SnakeSkin950]

@cb19882000 well you're a fatass

[csrocker101]

holy crap. Stop eating at McDonald's!!

[cb19882000]

better be good i might cut you up and eat ya

[ItsSpoon]

I couldnt understand what you were saying because your fat was blocking your mouth

[leJOKER]

ahahahahahahahahahaha

[JezusFuckingChrist]

FAT PORKCHOP

[coolwhip1234593]

this is bad quality it made you look like a morbidly obese mentally retarded 16 year old.

[coolwhip1234593]

woooaaaah hold on buddy. could we get some fucking subtitles in here i couldnt understand you

[GeForce47]

MIchael Bay is a much better Director than boll

[ficken2000turbo]

Sorry I couldn't listen to what you were saying. I had to read all the funny comments on how fat you are.

[Anderman6]

challenge 4 u,

stand up, don't worry, take it easy

[legendaryniggakiller]

ps your fat

[legendaryniggakiller]

stfu fat ass

[sozfmv]

fat guys own you fuckin haters

Xd

[SimonsComicReview]

guys plz go easy on the guy, do u really want this poor misunderstood guys death on ur hands ?

[coolwhip1234593]

yes

[SimonsComicReview]

take it easy there friend you looked like you started having trouble breathing try not to get so existed. although i do agree uwe boll sucks

[zchri9]

Haha!! Your a fat fuck!

Your mother must be ashamed!

[Sherap12]

haha XD..hes fat as hell

[RobinkillerJCB]

u criticize people when all ur doin is sittin on that fat arse of urs and talkin a load of useless bollocks. I know myself and others watch ur vids but we still have lives!! LOL

[LGandBLOODS]

Did you cause that earthquake in China?

[csrocker101]

LMAO. C'mon man!

[skylineboy1111]

People like you make me fucking sick, lose weight bro before you talk about someones work anyway you sick fuck omg look at you.

[nahhty]

breath bitch breath

[Jereponibus]

Agree with everything you said, man. All of Boll's movies suck hard.

[NeoShinobiX]

after this video, did you stuff a whole turkey up ur ass?

[hugman99]

lmao the funnyest thing ive ever heard

[grim0060]

so wow HOW FAT are u and did someone yank yer balls of cuz ur voice is really pathetic

[CodyWolfe88]

peter griffen?

[calina0101]

buahahahahhaha definitelly not a quagmire

[ZandurOfBronte]

Get out of the basement, lard-ass.

[gokubeatsuperman]

Ok lard butt. s bad as Uwe Boll is, don't tell me Michael Bay is good, Michael Bay is THE worst, all bay can do is hit a nerv in ppl let's study the math

Transformers = popular franchise with millions of fans

Tyrese Gipson = Hip Hop/Rap fans flock to see it

Megan Fox = Stupid whore with guys having jerk-off fantasies go to see her

Peter Cullen = Original voice, fans get hyped

all that = money

when u got all that of course ppl will pay to see it, in the end TRANSFORMERS SUCKED!

[private420]

GELLATOR QUITE. UWE BOll may have to box you now.

[LogicalBS]

I think Uwe Boll would be scared to challenge you to a fight.

[DistantJ]

Jabba the Hutt inhaled some helium!

[Spawnen]

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[GroundedForLife27]

yeah i saw In the Name of the King sadly, it was HORRIBLE

[888yu2]

so did u sign the petition?

[oArtVandelayo]

That'll do pig. That'll do.

[zachthezombie]

That'll do pig. That'll do LOL i fell of my seat LOL

[lolarmandkitesfafnir]

You're a fat fuck.

[madonnabushcrowley]

Here he is, the Uwe Boll hater posterboy. Come on YouTube, make him famous.

[cb19882000]

yeah i have that poster cause i liked the movie too bad it bombed

[888yu2]

dude leave Uwe Boll alone.

who cares if he makes bad movies....

just dont watch them!

and i dig the Space Jam poster haha =p

[kentosmentos]

LOLOLOLOL LEAVE UWE BOLL ALONE?

he is the worst movie maker alive, because he gets something that people actually like and turn it into SHIT

don't believe me than watch some of the videos with his bad movies or the ones with his uncivilized behavior

[DistantJ]

Eh, I liked Alone in the Dark. And Dungeon Siege was cool. Frankly I've seen far worse movies.

Jeez, the whole Boll backlash thing, it's like "I didn't like your movies. I HATE YOU! STOP MAKING THEM!" it'd be like disliking a painting somebody did, telling them you hate them for it and trying to steal their brush.

[Notedog]

I see, well in terms of success, HOTD and AITD made money off DVD sales, Bloodrayne MAY have made money at this point, and DS is renting out at every blockbuster. Can't comment on sales though.

[noobpota2]

1. your fukin fat man, and 2. transformers is actually something people recognise, hardly no one knows wat dungeon seige is, its all about adevertisement not how good the film is, transformers was shit aswell anyway

[cb19882000]

yeah i have in the name of the king i thought it was awesome im just telling boll it failed and jason statham was awesome in that movie and yeah the first house of the dead was pretty good just them being on an island and all

[Notedog]

Dungeon Siege was a good movie. All of the negative reviews were trash. Seriously. Most of them don't even discuss the film. A likely review- ...featuring horrendous acting, terrible sets, and God awful special effects... basically just taking every element and saying it sucks in a different way. Also, Uwe Boll did not ruin HOTD, it's still there, and the in game cutscenes are still bad enough that you'd have to be a fool to think that the plot deserved anything better than what Boll gave us.

[Willkott]

Calm down now before you get a heartattack.

[masterbubu69]

you tell um. i think all the games for sega were good. just think about it. think of at least 2 and make a video on it. thats my request. god i miss my dreamcast. i still have my genesis and gamegear but im missing cords for it and the gamegear keeps restarting.

[cb19882000]

i mean by he ruined what could have been a good movie the second house of the dead movie followed the game it was better