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  • She's 50 years old in the video, you think she's gonna look young and energetic?

  • She looks bad from her tv show days.. It looks like she's on some drugs..

  • Homeless people doing comedy, thanks for the charity Comedy, stinky people need a chance too.

  • "I just watched the news and stuff, and I think the world is going crazy."

    News for ya, girlfriend: it already is.

  • 54 people need a good punch in the throat.

  • haha i always contemplated if i do this how much is momma gonna beat me XD I am a very sweet person and a lot better off then those whose parents never laid a hand on them when they deserved it

  • I'd be afraid to be her child.

  • Yeah, because sleeping with a gun will help you wake up when somebody is going to shoot you in the forehead. What a retard. haha

  • Too many parents these days try to reason with their children and then beat their teens.

    You got it backwards, folks.

  • this is true people, beat your kids when they are out of line if you want respect!

    by all means dont seriously hurt them ;)

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  • I love her. She's wonderful.

  • She never said that it was gonna make your kids respect others. It's just gonna make them respect her. LOL.

  • heard you on sirius girl AWESOM!

  • That woman is my hero.

  • lol big moma funny as hell!

  • YOU love your little crumb snatcher! See yuou in austin girl!

  • I'm in LOVE with Gorgeous, Fat Thea!!!

  • lol @ crumb snatcher

  • Shit, if my mom raises her hand up, I scream and throw myself to the ground. XD I cut out the middle man being my mom actually hitting me.

  • wow -__- really uneeded comment. Not to mention it is insulting.

  • Holy shit, what the fuck happened in your lifetime, haha.

  • WELL SAID. but it is just comedy, might not be her real opinion. but I just think your rant was a funny one :D

  • Wow. A fat person must have done you wrong.

  • i tell you what. my dad always used to beat me as a kid whenver i deserved it. i thank my dad for that because he thought me what respect is and whats right and wrong. i see some kids at stores who i can picture what my dad would do if he saw them lol.

  • Lol hilarious

    And to the guy or girl under me. How wud u be scared of ur mom if she never whipped ur ass?? Respect and fear are different.

  • she sounds like SHES the one whos been punched in the throat. funny act tho

  • i luv this grl!!! shes so funny!

  • lmao i love thea vidale!!! so freakin true about the whole benadryl thing !!! haha

  • Some people take everything so f*cking serious. The woman is doing a stand up comedy...hello!

    Hell yeah I got beat whenever I did something wrong as a child. And 98% of the time I KNEW I'd be in trouble if I got caught....that's what children do. I never did it again though ;o)

    So what...big deal. I tell you what though, I don't enter a bldg without saying any pleasantries....Moreover, I RESPECT ppl.

    So thank you mom for showing me discipline!

  • me n my sister knew not to pull bullshit with my mom!! we didnt get beaten cuz we were scared of my mom

  • @JoJoSXMGyal Kids get beat by their parents like a dam street fight!

  • @JoJoSXMGyal did you just say you learned respect for ppl from getting beat up by your folks? oO

  • Okay to the fucking idiot that comes on here with that fucked up depressing shit FUCK YOU. That shit made me laugh so hard i peed a little.

  • lol!

  • Calm Down, its just comedy.

  • Well as a black child I can tell you sassy black mom's will kick your ass. You don't play with your black mom. If your mom is black, she will break your legs in your sleep if you give her any tongue. Cursed out my mom this one time, I woke up with a knife next to my throat. Shoot! Hell if a black women plays games with anybody! You can mess around if your mom is white, but black women don't play all of that

  • @Tonetare

    Yes and that is why the black people of America are widely accepted as well disciplined, decent folk who abide by the law and are courteous to all around them

  • @popjoeandco OF COURSE WE'RE NOT ACCEPTED IN A COUNTRY FULL OF UNCIVILIZED ANIMAL CRACKERS THAT ENGAGE IN 5 CENTURIES OF ANTI-BLACK ATROCITES THAT ONLY ENDED 35 YEARS AGO, YOU STUPID ANIMAL CRACKER IN THE SHAPE OF A PIG PIECE OF GARBAGE FUCK. THAT IS NOT THE FAULT OF THOSE BEING DENIED OF RIGHTS, LYNCHED, HOSED DOWN, STONED, WHIPPED, RAPED, DROWNED, TARRED AND FEATHERED, SPIT UPON, YOU SORRY SACK OF SHIT.

  • @Tonetare

    That was then, this is now. Black people in America have the same opportunity to education as most white people do. For some reason though, they choose not to take it.  Wonder why that is? Their mommas ain't hittn' them hard enough to make them go to school if ya ask me!

    Oh by the way your momma obviously did a poor job of raising you as all you can do is call me a cracker. Why the racism?

  • @popjoeandco DON'T TELL ME ABOUT RACISM AFTER YOU RESPONDED TO A POST I MADE EONS AGO WITH SOME RACIST BULLSHIT, YOU TYPICAL HYPOCRITE BITCH OF A NUTCRACKER MOTHERFUCKER. AND "THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW" MY ASS. THE BLACK COMMUNITY IS DISPROPORTIONATELY IMPOVERISHED COMPARED TO THE WHITE COMMUNITY FOR A REASON AND THAT'S BECAUSE WE HAD TO START ALL OVER FROM SCRATCH IN THE 1970S AND WORK OUR WAY UP. I HOPE UR MOTHER'S DEATH LEAVES HER IN NUMEROUS PIECES SO SHE LOOKS FUNNY AT THE FUNERAL SERVICE

  • "haha i sleep with a gun. . . u got to bring it!" Funny!

  • im biracial and i can tell you this is why white kids can tell their mom fuk off and walk away and a black kid will say yes ma'am and sit down hahahahahaaha

  • the problem is with these abusive parents, and the ones who dont do anything. lol hitting your kid isnt right, but neither is letting them do anything they want with no consequences. both these types are bad parents, there is a happy medium. but this is funny anyway you look at it hehe

  • What on earth is biracial?

  • Having a parent that is white and a parent that is black.

  • Ah, mixed heritage, mixed race, or, to be politically incorrect, "half-cast". Hate that saying. But I've never heard biracial before. It's so much more simple. Thanks.

  • not entirely correct, biracial, could be any two races. but I really wanna know what to say instead of half-cast. I have a white mum and black dad, never knew what to call my mix... :)

  • have you ever considered not trying to profile yourself...?

    But if you really want a name I like to call it coffee with cream.

  • well NOT profilimg myself is exactly what I stand for but anyways, 'coffee with cream'? No man, that's a drink firstly and secondly it implies that one is more than the other. I don't want to romanticise over it, white people have a name, black people do I just want one for me.

  • Mulatto is the word you're looking for.

    Decided to help you out there even though your angsty little post annoyed me to bits.

  • well sorry, what can I say. expressing yourself on youtube is an art in a way so to do it without annoying at least every other reader is a masterpiece!

  • mulatto is what you are when you half black and half white. I know because im a mulatto as well.

  • yes... biracial bi(two) racial(race) so two-races bi-racial :P

  • 1milewski. u sayin black people dont know how to behave. what. yo president do. he in charge of this country now. so big slap in yo face. Black people have a problem because we got shot, killed, hung, sprayed with water hoses and dogs chewing on us because of our color. deprived education still in 2009 because of our skin. that was little over 50 years ago. not 100. next time u talk junk know that we made huge progress. and u the one holdin us back

  • She is AWESOME!!!!!!!!

  • i wish my mom was black

  • her delivery could use a lot of improvement. i heard her on howard stern, and thought the same thing when i heard her there. her material needs bolstering.

  • Lets not take it too serious...She's a comedian and I think she's funny as hell....Dumbass!

  • gotta point there

  • Oh Wow...Our (white btw) family knows her and her children. SHE IS TOTALLY JOKING. hence the term "COMEDIAN" her children are all fine upstanding citizens and she's a great momma. Get a sense of humor or don't listen to comedians- it's that simple. "I LOVE when" idiots make racist comments ;)

  • lmfao yo this shit is funny haha

  • mom used to be like that

    she had an awesome way to abuse us while in public

    she would hold our hands and if we were bad she squeeze our knuckles until they popped against eachother

    but what she didn't know was your nerves will go numb to a pain they're used to so now my hands don't feel pain

  • drug 'em!! haha! i love kids!

  • LMFAO

  • haha your good :)

  • yeah i can tell. and btw MAKE ME TRICK!!!!!!

  • did you mean "shut up" instead of "shut uo". learn how to spell trick and like i said MAKE ME!!!!!!!!

  • make me trick!!!!!!!

  • haha she's awesome

  • i thought some stuff, like child abuse was off limits to comedians.

  • Everybody loves a little KFC....bet she can eat a bucket.

  • oh shut up idiot who cares.

  • Ain't nothin wrong with a lil Benadryl or Nyquil, they gon wake up eventually.

    LMAO!!! CLASSIC!!!

  • how can people hate children. in order to be an adult you have to be a child first. duhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAH PAUSE AT 1:37 looooool .. so funny btw! x x

  • XDDDDDD

    cant stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • heaka funny

  • see U like ur child...................looooo­l

  • hehehe. I'll remember this when I have kids

  • I thought that was pretty funny

  • punch em in the throat! Wow i'm glad your not my mom. And for the record not all kids need to be drugged lol. You teach em this thing called manners and respect. Well i guess you would have to have them to teach them...

  • She's funny!

    Ya know, YouTube REALLY brings out the Klan, doesn't it? It's the new "White Sheet". >:(

  • lmao

  • Its Shelton Benjamin's Mama!!

  • Wow she looks bad, she use to be good looking!

  • She ain't bad. Hey babe how about a elderly white gentleman who is built for comfort.

  • australians i mean.

  • llooooooool "may i have some milk" loooooooool

  • Let me let you all know something, white people that is. If you don't have a sense of humor, then you shouldn't be watching comedy, let alone a black comic. And the whole working thing is a bunch of bullshit because the video doesn't even discussed that subject matter, anyways. Black people don't work for their money- kiss my ass..we've worked for all that we have. And trust me, you'll see more white bums on a NY sidewalk than black people

  • thought it was going to suck but she was quite funny

  • Haha,she is funny.

    How did someone get into a racist rant about how they got beat up by 40 aboriginal schoolgirls??

    Sounds like a fantasy to me.

  • she is funny

  • this woman is NOT FUNNY.

  • comedy time is a fuckning waste

  • that was really stupid. i didn't even snicker, let alone laugh. just dumb

  • You know what. Everyone on here seems to be racist. For racist people you sure arent wasting anytime watching a 'Black Woman' perform.

    I hope all of you racist lost people sink into the ocean, ameen.

  • Funny how everyone looks down on "reprimanding" their children, yet we have more violent children now than ever. More crime, overcrowded prisons, etc. Maybe we should try what our grandparents use to do. Punch in the throat sounds like a good start!

  • i personally dont like people as a whole. theyre all backwards and disgusting to me. but maybe its cuz im american and all iknow is the walmart shoppers are you from a more temperate place i hope?

  • neither do i really.

    im from Australia, and if you ever lived/live here then you'll understand why alot of people are racist towards black people.

    they are terrible over here, get the shit beaten of you for looking at one.

    i got beaten up once by about 40 aboriginal girls when i started at a new school because i looked like a "barbie doll slut"

    not kool at all.

  • I guess we dont have to ask if youre one of those 'racist people' after your comment. I would have felt for you but after your comment Im happy somebody knocked your racist behind out.

    Things happen to people because its supposed to and I guess they beat up the right person. A racist one. Come to America and I'll be you up to.

  • hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah­ahahahahahah

  • I know its funny that every body wants to whoop that a@# (lol). I even gave you a thumbs up because Im laughing too. Some people (you) just have that invisible "stomp me into the ground" look (haha). And always get up afterwards wondering why they got the crap beat out of them (im laughing tears). Its because you are not intelligent enough to realize your own redundant ways. And dont even know how to properly defend yourself while you walk around thinking you are high and mighty.Jokes on you

  • they really are terrible here...

    most of them never work a real day in their life, they live off taxpayers money, sit in the park drinking goon an smoking winnie reds.

    theyre alowed to call us white cunts- thats not racist.. we mention the word 'black'in a sentance and 'you fucking racist white cunt!'.

    that being said i have a good mate whose 'black', but he works for his money, not the government

  • And let me add a note, here.What did the British do when they colonized Australia? They did the same thing that was done to the Native Americans, they conquered and destroyed the people, sold the children over seas, and the people had to accept christianity in order to get proper rights as human beings. Not saying its right, but maybe the people are sick and tired of people like you taking over their nation, destroying their people and then making them look like the criminals to the world.

  • rofl..

  • Actually, they weren't sold overseas. They were rounded up here under the guise of state care, those that weren't "shot out" to clear land, lined up & given their new religion depending on which line they were in & sent off to convents to learn the 'right' way until they were old enough to be put to work by the state. Their religion in no way guaranteed human rights.

    We aussies are not all racists, those that are are just cowards too scared to analyse history & themselves honestly.

  • is it just me or did she seem high? oh, and she used to be funny. what happened?!?!

  • big mammas kitchen...

  • HA! that was so not funny.

  • like monsters ball when heath and billy bob got into it and heath beat that ass

  • punch yourself in the throat

  • Yawn. Worst. Comedy. Ever.

  • well that was kinda stupid

    :/

  • BOOOOORRRRIIINNNGGG!!!!!

  • that's thea! she had a tv show back in the day.

  • sure did and Brandy played one of her kids!

  • i hate it how black people always only ever go on about 'white people'

  • i hate it how white people always go on about black people going on about white people. im sorry im kidding. i agree making generalizations and lumping people together is reprehensible. but you just did a bit.

    so be my colorblind rainbow bunny honey and well all live happily after till the end of ever

  • and you shouldnt punch your child in the throat thats abominable. abuse is kind of inconsequential. cuz then one day your kids gonna punch you back and youll be like "why dont you love me?""i made you!" thats some unfuuny shit

  • na sorry, only black people dont shut up about white people. but when we call them black, its 'racist'

    but when they call us white, its a different storie

    hmm..

  • i disagree. some people need to distinguish others through color so they say "white folk" "black folk". but you dont have to. some people try to be more pc. i just circumnavigate the whole situation by using other defining characteristics. i say "redhead" quite a bit. but only because i keep telling everyone i know about the same woman. anyway i understand what you mean.

  • they dont say 'white folk'they say 'white cunt'

  • I agree entirely

    fuck asying sorry to the stolen generation!

  • She looks a hot ghetto mess. Up there wit a jacked up weave ..fucked up make up ..and a velvet shirt looking like a sofa. Girl stop. But anyway way ..some of yall do need to check ya kids. Kus if u dont i will whoop them for u ..i aint scared

  • go back to jail please?

  • go kill yourself for commenting.

  • You should suck an aids infected dick.

  • a black dick?

  • A little White dick. That has aids from being gay. ..

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  • shed me more funny eating banana

  • BOOOOOOOO!!! not funny

  • den er god

  • STRAIGHT UP!!!! FOR REALZ!!!!

  • hahaha

  • Not funny.

  • "you got to bring it" that was a good 1

  • ha ha ha

  • pobre gorda

  • You said it! She's depressing!

  • I think she was pretty good, She made me laugh.

  • WAAATAHH!!!

  • I punched my kid in the throat and now he does whatever I tell him. Granted, he now has to eat pureed foods but still, he's well behaved.

  • Haha, great news. Glad the video helped you out.

  • LOL

  • Plus these days when people beat their kids, the kids retaliate and hit them back. Thats why you hear about a lot of domestic violence in the area due to this. Kids these days dont understand that parents are beating them to teach them. They only see that their parents are inflicting damage to them and when that happens they turn into Mike Tyson and blow you into the next century.

  • Woah, it's a stand up comedy bit. She's joking. Don't take this so literally.

  • haha drug the kids

  • Ok, for all the white parents watching this, donnot punch your kids in the throat. They dont tell you that a lot of the black kids that get beat by their parents end up as drug dealers or some type of gangster. Due to the fact that they are mad at the world.

  • See above.

  • Hollywood1127 dont happan to seteostype much do you?

  • Umm, no. There is Evil in all races,be it White, Black or otherwise. You don't have to be a particular color to be a drug dealer.A shitty home life will turn any tyke rotten. I would'nt go so far as strike a kid in the throat, but you can't go wrong with a good ass whuppin. Pain is an effective disciplinary tool.

  • ever heard the word irony, sarcasm.....think about it, she's funny.

  • LOL Why sure I have....The vid was amusing, but the blatant stereotype wasn't....Nothing ironic or sarcastic about that.

  • is it the ones that get beat or don't get beat?

  • how bout them lil white kids that dont get beat and grow up to kill everybody..including there parents

  • Well that's the thing. It's not good to hit anyone period. This is why we have this problem because so many people in society get treated the wrong way. So sometimes the only way they see the road to freedom is to kill someone. When it works out for them, thats what they start doing.