Gary Gulman-The Grapefruits Of Wrath

[grazon31]

turned a non-humorous topic into something hilarious...genius

[DIETIME4EVER]

haha heard this on Sirius....freakin funny!

[ronnie789321]

This is very, very funny. And I don't even like grapes. Ha ha.

[TheFigueroa007]

FRUIT JOKES? FUCKING LAME.

[iamdabombdotcom11]

this is supposed to be dirty right?? i thought it was but my friend is telling me it isnt?

[Collectro]

I don't think the 2 dislikes and Mr.Thakyuki's comments are coincidental. These people heard this masterpiece of a joke on sirius and because they hate their life so much, they could not enjoy the epic, simplicty and complexity that this joke is. So much that they HAD to come to youtube, search it, and tell us it wasn't funny and then thumbs down so the whole community knew how they felt.

[mcmmotorsports]

@Collectro

I agree 100%

[ThakYuki]

I don't find this funny at all. :/

[jjunkk]

@ThakYuki

I find you to be an idiot.

[ThakYuki]

@jjunkk

Right, the woman who has a 3.5GPA with an accounting degree who also knows how to fix cars and computers is an idiot. I find you to be an ass.

[jjunkk]

@ThakYuki

Wow! A 3.5GPA in accounting? Way to set your standards low.

You know how to fix computers? You mean like any 11 year old kid these days?

You know how to fix cars? Holy OMG! You must be a genius!

I'll bet you like grapefruits. Go suck on one.

[utbevo14]

i heard this a couple of weeks ago and listen to it every other day. never gets old!

[robmccorquodale]

I think this is worth a listen...interesting approach

[brinnightshade]

Love this Love this Love this!!!!!! Heard it on Sirius also and just had to share with my friends.  Thanks

[DesmonJones]

Does anyone know the Grapes Song by Demetri Martin?

[bluecookieeater]

i want a choking hazard in my grapes...nooo...

[NewEnglandGamer]

@brandonbush1 Me too!!!!

[brandonbush1]

oh god this is hilarious. Heard it on sirius too and came a-searchin

[biglouinthehouse]

FUNNY SHIT!!!!!

[tmo4517]

anyone have the audio bit I could have?

[yappojilla]

kinda talks like dane cook

[susanaverycam]

Incredibly clever...heard it on satellite radio and had to google all over the place to find out who it was...brilliant!!

[miriam1228]

hahahahahahahahaah

[Violation1]

fuckin incredible bit!

[itismeh]

hit me up with the audio for this?

[caution102]

just herd this dude on Sirius.

made me ROFL sooo hard lol

[princetonbanks]

i heard this on Sirius also..just heard it.lol.too funny.lol

[blinkfan77]

fuckin hilarious

[kalie525]

i heard this on sirius. love it!

[xkcbub286]

me too.

[GrammarChecker24]

"I [capitalize] heard this on Sirius [capitalize]. I [word omitted] love it!"

You've just been checked.

[kalie525]

I know proper English, thank you very much. I just don't feel like using it all of the time. See? I can type perfectly fine.

You've just been checked, my friend.

[Fayyzz]

Wow, ass.

[feyoen]

I almost cried when I heard this on Sirius this past summer. Thanks for posting this copy of his act. He's awesome!! Wonder if all the ones Sirius plays are all on one DVD or CD??

[werdchester]

heard this on sirius and i almost cried...good shit

"Yeh i was thinkin about that, when we're in a fruit salad together...could you not fuck up my shit?"

[DJScallywag]

@werdchester

heard this yesterday on rawdog...

uncontrollable spasms of laughing

[spispartan]

I never knew fruit could make people laugh so much...

[tico13ba]

ha haha same here, i was driving from orlando and tears were coming down. everyone in my car woke up to my laughter!!!

[schamb9427]

I heard this on Sirius one day and laughed so hard I *almost* had to pull over...hilarious! I'm so glad you posted it on here.....so funny!!

[SteveRighFan54]

haha i love it!

hes like dane cook, but without the extremely unnecessary cursing.

[ZappToph]

AMEN!! And he's funnier than Dane I''m a Joke Stealer Cook

[whoweare]

I know what you mean. :)

[Djman7000]

YES! thank you!! i heard this on XM and i loved it but i found some PG rated one and it sucked

this one is the best thank you

[mcmmotorsports]

I am glad you liked it.

[Flame30689]

I love this version. this is the siruis version. the boyish man one kinda killed it. good post