Comedy Now: Russell Peters 5/5

[aqua1795]

"I went home...for the last time..."... :))) lol

[stevyrich79]

I'll phone childrens aid. ohhh reallly! ill get the phone tuff guy

[Xyan11]

its soo hard to laugh right now and im in a library Snickering like a idiot LOL

[Chrisyxoxo]

"is that right? ohhhh , brrrrrrr " hahahhaahaaaaaa

[smackthatmule2]

Hey!!! Taps-dat-bong, come here!!!! HWAAAAAAAA!!!!

[hellomoto703]

there is some deleted seens

[LeBronForTheWin]

@hellomoto703 No there isn't any deleted 'scenes' you guys are watching part 4 off someone else and then coming here for part 5... read the uploader's name

[cam1090]

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH HIM?!?! :)

[natalienatnat7]

hahaha I LOVE YOU RUSSELL ;D

[MrBroadcaster12]

I know it will take them 23 minutes to get here. ANd in that time somebody gunna get hurt real bad. LOL Flipping jokes it cracks me up everytime

[warero]

Uploader name fail. thumps

[Th3NaughtyGam3r]

Here is where part 4 ended off 3:10

[The805skater]

Somebody gonna getta hurrrrt a rrreal baaaad

[MrPranoy]

3 people are gona get a hurt real bad

[DannyRaja1]

Rusell:Fuck You DAD! Dad: What The Hell You Say To Me? Do I Look Like Ryan's Mum??..... Somebody Gonna Get A Hurt Real Bad!

[vict0r1ous]

SOMEBODY GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD! SOMEBODY.

[hmmm150]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[JJcutie1]

lol omg im dying of laughter

[Crescentclawe]

Oh God, the way his face changes when he switches from himself to his dad. xD

[Summer261997]

I've seen this at least 10 times and I still end up crying from laughing so hard. Thank you, Russell Peter's, for being so freaking awesome.

[stanley14321]

3 people got a hurt real bad cuz they took ryan's advice about how to deal with there parents

[CakeMonsterV6]

So I went home! For the last time...

[KingMacro24]

i might get into a little bit of trouble, but i know its gonna take them 23 minutes to get here. in that time, somebody gonna geta hurt real bad! lmfao

[FYTYTY]

lol!..I always thought he did the beating your kids part before the joke about an italian in indian restaurant...it made more sense D:

[BlueEyeEagle1]

Fuck u dad ! ...Vut the hell did u sau to me u think im ryanz mum?!! xD hahahaha

[GregBourne]

This was really funny; "I might get into a little bit of trouble, but I know it will take them 23 minutes to get here. In that time somebody's gonna get-a hurt real bad"... Lolz

[JPTscreamoDUDE]

haha i like his lil dance at the end LOLS

[kyleM35]

you tell them to fuck off!

haha

[12overkill]

what the heck did you say to me?! do i look like ryans mom to you?!

[Pakman78]

the interesting thing is...his other shows were not half has funny...I think this was so good that he might not have realised it. I seriously think this is the best comedy stand up ever done...even surpass Carlin, Hicks, Chappelle, Griffin, Murphy etc....he just timed the jokes perfectly and kept going...

[maullster]

@Pakman78 nobody can pass chappelle. chappelle is the only one who i laughed so hard at it hurt my jaw

[Pakman78]

@maullster hey, you watch your language, otherwise somebody going to get a hurt real bad!...rock on@Chapelle is definitely the pure talent (each show rocks)...but this particular show has all jokes that stir up the cultural differences the most...so funny!

[tramballe12]

@Pakman78 are u outta your mind? bette than carlin, murphy, and chapelle??? nooo sir. Russell Peters is a great comedian but can't be on the same level as george carlin or eddie murphy. And u didnt even mention the true greatest who ever did it which is none other than richard pryor.

[Tindidi]

i think hes a real ambassador for against racism, and being a real world citizen. i like big up from north finland.

[kettlemypedal10]

this dude is the best comedian that has ever lived, i've watched this like 1million times and it's still so funny

[acotw67]

LMAO!!!!When my mother was 10 years old,she was so upset a spanking from her ambidextrous grandmother-she used to switch hands if her arm got tired-that she called the local orphanage. She wasn't planning to run away,she wanted to know if she had been adopted.The woman who answered the telephone laughed until my mother hung up on her.

[aircanada76]

Russell's father: Russel come and do the dishes

Russell: Fuck you dad

Russell's dad: What the hell did u say to me?! do i look like Ryan's mom? Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!

[Verdict74]

Absolutely Fantastic and creative sketch. Keep it coming Russell or somebody is gonna get hurt real bad.

[MsPeponi]

my dad indain and

its ture 'Somebody gunna get a hurt real bad' is ture

[SaoMir1]

kinda weak at the end, but it was still funny

[Bubbalubopperz]

So, I went home . . . fer the last time.

[narak400]

yea i am white and my mom would beat my ass with a bat then make me stand in a corner and shoot me with a fuckin airsoft or BB gun whichever i had gotten recently

[paulboxer]

yes i can shes a jackass

[Bubbalubopperz]

Russell's Dad - Russell, Come and do the dishes.

Russell - Fuck you dad!

Russell's Dad - =|, what da hell did you say to me? Do I look like Ryan's mom? Somebody gunna get a hurt real bad.

LOOVE <3 :D

[avatarboyify]

@Bubbalubopperz lol

[CROSSFIRENERD]

i piss my self everytime i watch this, hes fricken awesome

[OmartheOrange]

u are farking hilarious Russel Peters!!!!!!!

[Linkfanoftheyear]

i think you may know him very well haha

[MRIYBR]

He always has this element of surprise, something that'll always catch you off-guard and you can't help but laugh :D

[SPfrkzx]

he's really good. thanks for uploading! made my day

[janesismay]

Russell Peter Go Go Go! He is great! Real funny man! He is great in his sense of humour..

I like his jokes..always make me laugh like a child.

[maggoli67]

CPS would just take you and farm you out to a foster home.

[maggoli67]

Hilarious...

[angelkizzez002]

Hahahaha!!!

"Somebody gonna get -a- hurt real bad."

....

"Somebody..."

"I'm not gonna say who"

Shetttt!!! Hahahaha

[boobhotty]

somebody gonna get hurt real bad!!!

LMAO!!!

[rockinallnightlongOB]

this guy is hilarious

[migdrj]

Hilarious...

Funny shit...

[beppy12]

win...pure win