Team Fortress 2 - Meet the Demoman

[mcFreaki]

Demoman is probably my favourite TF2 character.

[SuperMinorMiner]

ahem

how does this contain content from EA?

[AJE1111]

I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW!....and guess what?....ONE'S IN YOUR FACE!!

*evil irish laugh*

[Smurfman256]

I goh'a manky eye. I'm a black scotish cyclops. They've got more (censored) fekin' monsters in the...lock ness(uncensored) than they've got the likes 'o me.

[FujiSoftware]

i wish in tf2 i could put down 16 sticky bombs O_o

[Tigrius5564]

This guy likes things goning BOOM!! like me.

[AbbeyRoadFortyLicks]

my favorite by far



[trainmaster555]

1:11 heavy rape face 0_0

[trist108]

Wow that demoman uses 16 stickbombs... BAN!

[SeriousMelih]

What makes me a good brony? If I were a bad brony I wouldn't be stting here discussing it you now would I Let's do it! Not one of you troll's gonna survive this! One crossed wire one wayward pinch of potasium chlorate one errand twitch. And CUPCAKES. I've got a manky flank. I'm a cutie-markless earth pony. They got more [censored](fucking horn-y ponies in poniville) than they got the likes of me.

[NemesisTypeT]

Also: PENTAKILL!

[CFFNC]

How does this contain content from EA? 

[NemesisTypeT]

@CFFNC I believe the Orange Box for Playstation 3 was developed by EA. But yeah, it should really say "Contains content from Valve"

[koal1ify]

1:06 to 1:31 is my new ringtone.

[TheAwsomesauce69]

0:54

Uh, demoman, you kinda set of a grenade...

[nettimato]

lolwut hacker! 16 active stickybombs at the same time!

[TheIceThorn]

@nettimato scottish resistance + the 2 pieces set? :)

N in fact the sticky limit extends to 14... >.>

[nettimato]

@TheIceThorn he's wielding the stock sticky launcher. it's limit is 8

[xXXrayzerXXx]

he reminds me of my alcoholic abusive dad

[209KittyCat]

What in the world was that curse word?

[drmonstaa63]

1:14 heavys face is epic

[waddledeesarmy]

This is my personal fav

[whitehatable]

wtf did they blep out!?

[undercover764]

@whitehatable words from a justin bieber song

[FREEKILL117]

@whitehatable

thats the joke ¬¬ scots have...lets say a very unique way with words

[TickTock139]

OMG my grandpa is scottish his name is Travish and Hes BLACK!!!

[jonte951212]

/watch?v=3UkldDqW_ak - Legit Pro SPY in action - watch for orgasms

[doctoroctagonapus23]

Things I noticed:

1. The Heavy has a rape face

2. The Medic is being stupid not healing the Heavy

3. The Spy is not cloaked OR disguised

4. BLU came from the RED spawn

5. The Demoman places 16 sticky bombs with a gun that can only place 8

[TheUntilitsleeps]

@doctoroctagonapus23 only happens in the movies

[ultraness1]

@doctoroctagonapus23 1 he is rapest

2 medic is retard

3 he has his mask which is enough for him

4 true

5 he has 2 of the same guns

[DrNazus]

@doctoroctagonapus23 Medic and Spy are so cock-sure that they don't have to.

[GameModJr]

1:40 "you mad laddy?"

[killerwhale12120808]

hold space for slolwmotion

[Veritos3713]

/watch?v=xKD41mNsP3o&feature=r­elated watch this pls

[99kpm]

Meet the Mackerel

/watch?v=_m9q20Sdmwc

[Seven7ever]

I Found Unusual Hats aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

/watch?v=3rQhYy46rMI

[P4p3RM4n]

watch?v=yutkDYIvn40

[whatheduck97]

@777000mimo ... its called satire.....

[Mariogroup]

0:34

I wish you could actually do that

[DerGeckarbor]

Contains Content from:EA

1:30

[TheTaleOfSirRobin]

I'm pretty sure the amount of one-liners contained in this video makes the Demoman the most awesome TF2 character with the Scout number 2 if you go by the same measure.

[The1AndOnlyMike]

Samuel L. Jackson is Scottish?

[jedihunter176]

He has yellow grenades on his vest, yet the grenades he shoots out are black and red...see?

[ezekgta4fan]

I know many black scotish cyclopses. You can meet them on eharmony

[Tinak00777]

LOL his gun said dr dead at 1:23 with the transcribe audio on XD

[Destrojah1]

I know what the censored part is

`` They've got more fucking Pussy Spy Bastards than they got the likes o' me! ´´

[ShadowofBlackDeath]

If you pause at 1:15, you might not sleep tonight...

[CerokaProductions]

lol i just noticed medic's face expression at 1:11

[Centaurian0190]

32 people need to be glued in hell

[t10h190]

someone should make like "TF2 Pyro Interview"

[xXwhygodwhyXx]

too bad when a sniper shot his bottle and took his eye out

[Hedgehogstudioss]

You fail at good quality. if this looks bad on my iPhone, than it must look HORRIBLE on my pc

[Saotik]

Contains content from... EA?

[MarkSamurai5]

@Saotik EA is the distributor for retail stores (i.e. best buy, walmart, target, etc.)

[Saotik]

@MarkSamurai5 Even if that's the case, they don't own the copyright - especially not for the "Meet the ..." series, which has solely been distributed online by Valve.

[MarkSamurai5]

@Saotik I'm guessing this was also a TV commercial so that would also explain EA distribution.

[apsuenbwyfer11]

pottasium chloride..... i didn't know that throwing a banana (contains pottasium) into a pool (contains chlorine) made an explosion...

[NiggerachiInNigeria]

@apsuenbwyfer11 No. It doesnt. Mixing the the two elements on a molecular level can make the new compound explosive.

[bradley16445]

0:56 the bomb is activeated hes going to die

[TubeSockBear]

Wow.. At the end where it zooms out and shows the team demo has trollface

[XManXHunterX]

I'ma grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!

[KatanaSatellite]

"Look at this!"

"You're Scotch-Black, and Starburst is solid, yet juicy like a liquid!"

"Contradictions taste--KABOOOOM!

[klaridon]

@KatanaSatellite Do you mean scottish?

[k0r3andud3]

Prancing about with your heads full of eyeballs!

[immaLAWLRUS]

sense when could featured videos contain copyrighted material? youtube, you fail so hard.

[lilblueguy]

Oh there gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!

[iloveyou8forever8]

LEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTSSSSSSSSS DOOOOOOOO IIIIITTTTT

[rickadias]

Oh... They're gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!!!!!

[shineyumbreon27]

The fu-? This doesn't conatin content from EA! Those jerks can't complain that stuff Valve makes is theirs!

[DrSockMonster]

does one an active grenade roll of the table at 0:57?

[TheChristmasFan]

"T'are you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure, prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs... Come and get me, I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone, I'm a grim bloody fable with unhappy bloody end!!"

[CaptainZero264]

theirs 31 bad demoman



[blitzwingfan]

These videosa re allg reat, but I'd like them a whole lot better if I wasn't grudgingly watching Blue team get owned by red team (favourite colour is blue, you see).

I just comfort myself at how that unintelligent red scout ran at the sentry and died in this video.

[Tarik360]

Scottish ressistance easter egg at 1:27 to 1:32 (reason: stickies more than 8 and all the explosions aren't occuring in the excact same time)

[pancakescooking]

Contains Content From: EA WTF!?



[kiki33451]

IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDINT BE SITTIN HERE DISCUSSIN IT WITH YOU NOW WOULD I?!

[jimmy4841]

Demoman: what makes me a bad demoman? Engineer: The answer

Demoman: I'm a black scottish psyclops! did i hear your buddy "Bridgestone"?

[BombSponge]

there gonna send wats left of ya in a soop can!! arharharharhar

[FancyRaptor]

It Costs 400,000$ for demoman to be bad.... for 12 seconds,,,

[bouncerboytimmy69]

at 1:00 to 1:04, why is what he says bleeped out?

[Xenoocean]

@bouncerboytimmy69

Comedic purposes.

[IceStar9545]

Did anyone else hear the bagpipes? XD

[nilloc93]

horrid quality the one on machinima channel is better

why would you upload something thats already been uploaded

[faytesp]

bagpipes in the trailer or just played lol? But what I did notice was he knocked over one of his grenades on the table and it lit up just as it fell off the table 00:57, never noticed that before ha ha

[acecombat61]

Just like me Black and Scottish lol

[Supe34]

did anyone notice the bagpipes at the end?

[topkid20]

best line ever but dang that dude rocks

[Fitzcard]

"Prrrancin aboot with yar heads full of eyeballs"

Best quote, he really lets that black scottish cyclops thing get to him XD

[SteelChains]

xD I think its hilarious same as everyone else _:D

[JamarisCollie]

One thing I noticed... when he slams the bottle down, he sets off a pipe bomb. Fortunately, it's a dud. XP

[klaridon]

@JamarisCollie Well he actually sets it off with his hand..it just rolls out because of the bottle.

[RibertGibert]

@JamarisCollie at 0:55 he hits it with his hand and you can see it glow red and it makes the beepy noise

[flargicaldemon]

"They're gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL!:

[Lordneoify]

What makes me a good demoman?

you wont. the sniper says so. (look at the meet the sniper one)

[rakuencallisto]

I can blow you up so fast you wouldn't even realize it from being tunnel visioned down that scope.

[Lordneoify]

Ima scout. ALWAYS a scout.

[pascalmonnier]

oh ok thx lol

[stanguner]

what the heck does he say "ima black scottish cyclops that got more..." Does anyone know what he is saying

[stanguner]

good one dude lol

[legostar101]

I have my moments

[pascalmonnier]

1:23 i'm a green blooded mamal ?

[aPieceOf]

"I'm a grim bloody fable"

[crashusmaximus]

"I'm a brim bloody fable"

[xPreatorianx]

No ROFL. He says "I'm a Grim bloody fable."

Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together.... IN HELL!!

^^^Best line ever!!

[Nitronimor]

00:56

"I got a naked ham."

[ZippyRagu]

He's scottish, but he's black... MAKES SENSE TO ME!!

[stanguner]

Well if he was born in scotland and one of his parents was black and the other scottish he would be a black (probably part and completly) scottsman

unless both his parents were like that he wolud be completly scottish

[ZippyRagu]

What makes me a good replier? IF I WERE A BAD REPLIER, I WOULDN'T BE STITTIN HERE, DISCUSSIN IT WITH YA NOW WOULD I?!

Oh wait...I'm a bad replier...

[Nithhogr]

You've never been to scotland then have you? Its not a single culture country.

[SlairMongrel]

@ZippyRagu Don't forget a cyclops, too.

[ComradeChad]

@ZippyRagu which makes him sorta' like bob marley- only he was irish...

[Lukas60234]

One of he´s parents was black?

[k1n6k1n6]

@ZippyRagu dont luagh , it does happen.

[k1n6k1n6]

@ZippyRagu if 2 black poeple go to scottland aand have a child , and that child has another black child , then eventualy youle get a black scotsman

[Firesoar13]

@ZippyRagu actually many british slaves ended up in scotland. and many of their ancestors escaped to america on the Titanic... or tried to u_u.

[seahfb]

@ZippyRagu hes adopted

[JakeEricson]

@ZippyRagu It's a contradiction. Like Starbursts!

[ZippyRagu]

@JakeEricson Well... I DO like starbursts....

[bombkirby]

@ZippyRagu

Well there are black British people....so? Isn't this similar? ^_^'' Maybe?

[adamblazer100]

@ZippyRagu its chief from south park

[Mysterious0Bob]

@ZippyRagu ... why wouldn't it make fucking sense? There are black people in Scotland you know, what the fuck do you expect?

[ZippyRagu]

@Mysterious0Bob Everything's backwards in Europe.

[airsoft3321]

@Mysterious0Bob Because Scottish people (and most Europeans) are not naturally black. There are black people, but the "native" Scots are not black.

[glamedrehl]

@airsoft3321 native scots oh come on. being scotisch or french or german doesn't depend on you're ancesteral background but on the mesure you adapt the culture. my niece is adopted from china but when she grows up sh'ill be belgian just like me, not chinese.

[airsoft3321]

@glamedrehl I was saying that based on that most people I know when they think of a culture you think of the "natives". Like when you think of a German, you don't think of an Asian (god I hope I don't sound racist) or black person although they may still be German. See what I am getting at?

[glamedrehl]

@airsoft3321 ok i get, sorry, but you sounded a bit racist.

[airsoft3321]

@glamedrehl damnit

[zachplaysfallout3]

@glamedrehl actually,iy works like this.if im born in belgium,im belgian.if im born in china,im chinese.im white and live in america,but if i went and lived in japan,i wouldnt be japanese.

[glamedrehl]

@zachplaysfallout3 but if you would learn japanese and share the culture and live with them you would be japanese. you're part of something when you feel part of it and at least one person acceptst this.

[kerren7]

i win with him....fucking medic....

[hmv60]

lmao im scottish!! :P!!

[RayRay11592]

Irish and Scottish decended here. :) lol

[Blisterridge]

did anyone else notice bagpipes in the theme at the end?

[Nattacus]

EA, uuuh no

[yonisis]

Love scottish accents! :D

[pricture]

They should make a TF2 movie, or series. :D

[pricture]

(@ zune) Yeah well some ppl have something called an "Imagination", which is used to come up with creative ideas for animated movies, and more. you obviously lack that feat, so screw off.

[zunevsipod1]

well, i mean stuff like roadrunner shorts.

[pricture]

Yeah, but they did pretty good with the "Meet The" trailers. So a series wouldnt be too bad.

[zunevsipod1]

i suppose so

[majarrok]

Pronounced, it's short for Demolitions Man. Nothing like sticking a few sticky grenades on the ceiling. Nobody ever looks on the ceiling in the Intelligence Room.

"T'are you fine dandies so proud, so cock-sure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... Come and get me, I say! I'll be waiting on ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone!"

"Ah, hahaha! Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together... IN HELL!!!"

[Firesoar13]

@majarrok I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!

[OriginMSD]

@Firesoar13 Best battle cry ever!

[bombardi08]

What makes me a good Demoman ? IF I WER A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDNT B SITTIN HEER DISCUSSIN IT WITH YE NOW WOULD I ?

[Prounounced]

Demoman?

[AgentsAnonymous]

What does he say at 1:21 "I'll be waiting on you with a -unclear uncler- brimstone"

[brudda985]

I'll be waitin' on ye with a whiff of the ol' brimstone.

[torifreak50]

anyone besides me notice the bagpipe in the tf2 theme song

[freelance217]

Oh my god... 1:13 ... I laugh so hard.

[aitshi]

Scout: American (Brooklyn)

Soldier: American

Pyro: no one really knows

Demoman: Scottish/African

Heavy: Russian

Engie: American (Texas)

Medic: German

Sniper: Aussie

Spy: possibly French; can't be sure

Comprende?

[VerolRider]

The Spy is most likely French, he called the Scout's Mom his "little flower" in French.

Although he -is- a spy, so I imagine he would be multilingual.

[NoobLordX]

He called her "mon petit chauffleur" , which translated to french means, "My small cauliflower" which indirectly (the way that makes sense) translated would mean.

My little cauliflower.

[VerolRider]

Yea, I was just using a little guess work, I know Spanish and light Italian so I figured it wouldn't be completely right.

[Hogfish360]

i like to think the pyro's irish:)

[Richierua]

why would that be boyo?

[Hogfish360]

because how many other interesting accents are there after all the ones used?

[firetamer102]

LOL look at the table at 0:58

[IasKev]

Wait, i dont see it...what? The pipe bomb falling off? Or can you see whats drawn on that map

[freelance217]

what about the table there...?

[jumperdude8108]

Lol I'm demoman All the time

[arwinlol]

lol, hes accent pwnsss

watch my tf2 videos, hehe

[ManyHeads101]

what does he say during the bleeped out parts?

XD

[Pandabearflyer]

probably the biggest bad ass ever

[Spydominator]

Hehe,love the scottish sounds at end xD.

[SLAPPAYURFACE]

Best Class.

[firetamer102]

LOL look at the table at 0:54 to :58

demo man almost killed himself xD

[jjismeto]

theres also a lit ciggerete on the explosive box infront of him

[DinokillerSithlord]

how can he look like he look like he almost killed himself?

[XxGaarasGirlxX]

"Black scottish cyclops!" HAHA

1:14 "Aboot" Does this remind anyone of South Park? Just me? XD

[iherduliek]

racial insensitivity :[

[poliser0]

The heavy got outsmarted.

[cashmagnet100]

you do know this contains content from valve NOT EA, right?