I dont know why people gave this a thumbs down, it's hilarious! Good job religion for continuously being my number one source of comedy over these past couple thousand years... you do me proud.
This woman is a nut case and they let her near children? Interesting how secular Europe has less problem with STI's and teen pregnancy than fundamentalist Texas, Mississippi or Oklahoma.
Did anyone else think of the sex ed teacher from Mean Girls? lol..."If you have sex, you will get chlamydia...and die. Please, just promise me you won't do it. Ok, everybody take a rubber!"
"be perpared to die & take with you, your spouse & one or more of your children"
LOL!!! soo funny!!!. I like how she says spouse not wife even though she knows shes talking directly to a guy, implying maybe that she has liberal views on homosexuality & same sex marrage. The 'one or more of your children' bit, whats that about? is she implying that its its a normal progression of sexual behaviour to her, that she thinks using a condom will result in the guys children getting aid.
If religionists claim that they have the moral high ground and the "divine creator of the universe" on their side, why do they have to lie about subjects as basic a sex?
The thought of getting hit in the condom with a bullet really hurts to think about. Although given the advances in surgery if you got to an emergency room quickly enough they could probably fix you up. But even if it didn't kill you, it sure would hurt a lot.
Wow...I had lots of premarital sex and my (ex) husband and children are all still alive and well. I never got anything except a mild case of crabs once. I used condoms too. Just lucky I guess.
Nothing but fear mongering and lies. Way to go religious right. I'm middle of the road between left and right, but the near constant lies by the religious right is sickening.
What if I want to have sex with a really really bitchin' tranny, which is totally not gay by the way, in the anus? i.e., Me putting my scepter into his/her bunghole.
Holy crap! If this lady is right, that must mean that the combined probability of having sex and then getting a lethal STD is 1 in 6! So if a condom breaks 1 out of a hundred times, then 17 people out of 1 (the numbers don't lie) must have at least one lethal STD.
@texaschizophrenic You need to find more creative ways to criticize women than by suggesting they be sexually violated and murdered. Seriously, it's so boring and lazy.
@texaschizophrenic Her views are moronic, dangerous and just plain incorrect. It's an outrage that she and other religious fanatics are allowed to promote abstinence-only programs that actually DO kill young people. See how I addressed her ideas and commented directly on the video instead of attacking her ad-hominem and suggesting sexual violence as retribution? It's really not hard to be specific and intelligent, you should try it sometime! Trolling's so boring and unoriginal.
I believe the underlying idea here is that if you have premarital sex, you'll get AIDS. Thus, if you have AIDS and you get married, you'll give it to your spouse, and if you or your spouse get pregnant, then the child will have AIDS too. Of course, that counts on the fact that having premarital sex means you'll get AIDS in the first place.
@mistypembridge I think she's implying that you'll eventually go on a rampage and slaughter all you hold dear like a crazed beast, requiring you be put down by a SWAT team using lethal force. This process takes years to complete, hence the delayed explosion of violence. No, actually, I guess she's talking about AIDS.
O_O
aaa2sing 3 weeks ago
How about mass suicide? Girls?
SirMatyas 3 weeks ago
WTF ?
mbcscp 1 month ago
Is Bonnie Park very religious?
Duvmasta 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Is this what they teach in US schools? My god where are they up to the middle ages!!
bpraag 1 month ago
What the fuck.
larkey99 1 month ago
Wait, what?
Philomelewithmelody 1 month ago
i love how it says "instructional video" while he's loading the revolver
demondays7 1 month ago
I didn't know the stupid assess from the abstinence episode of family guy were real!!!
Ha!
930Studios 1 month ago
Is she religious?
Duvmasta 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
I dont know why people gave this a thumbs down, it's hilarious! Good job religion for continuously being my number one source of comedy over these past couple thousand years... you do me proud.
purplelobsta 2 months ago
how is marriage a law of nature...?
sarahrose172 2 months ago
To be fair to this woman, I don't particularly want to play Russian Roulette with a condom.
ammadeus88 2 months ago
disgusting clip.
elvigia666 2 months ago
This woman is a nut case and they let her near children? Interesting how secular Europe has less problem with STI's and teen pregnancy than fundamentalist Texas, Mississippi or Oklahoma.
damon132 2 months ago 3
Did anyone else think of the sex ed teacher from Mean Girls? lol..."If you have sex, you will get chlamydia...and die. Please, just promise me you won't do it. Ok, everybody take a rubber!"
TinaB1990 2 months ago 2
Is Colleen Mast Religious?
Duvmasta 2 months ago
I just.. umm, wtf.
BubbleFizz 2 months ago
can you believe that his video is even in colour!?
assailant85 2 months ago 3
"what if I want to have sex before I'm married?"
"...you'll probably take with you your spouse, and your children"
Spouse means you're married.
notoriousm 2 months ago
jesus christ!!!
superrugby2 2 months ago
Because a marriage license is going to save me from aids. *sigh*
LuvNovella 2 months ago
"be perpared to die & take with you, your spouse & one or more of your children"
LOL!!! soo funny!!!. I like how she says spouse not wife even though she knows shes talking directly to a guy, implying maybe that she has liberal views on homosexuality & same sex marrage. The 'one or more of your children' bit, whats that about? is she implying that its its a normal progression of sexual behaviour to her, that she thinks using a condom will result in the guys children getting aid.
uildanach2010 2 months ago
What if two virgins have sex before marriage? :P I guess they'll MAGICALLY get AIDS too?
Seravat7 2 months ago
If religionists claim that they have the moral high ground and the "divine creator of the universe" on their side, why do they have to lie about subjects as basic a sex?
Here4Years 2 months ago 2
i felt only a little bad wanking to this
islandblackjack 2 months ago 13
Like the historical perspective, dislike the message. Thanks!
falkensmaze1 2 months ago
SO what they're saying is that well catch the AIDS regardless, so I don't need to bother with condoms? RIGHT????
simpsonsallstar 2 months ago
The thought of getting hit in the condom with a bullet really hurts to think about. Although given the advances in surgery if you got to an emergency room quickly enough they could probably fix you up. But even if it didn't kill you, it sure would hurt a lot.
38MJA 2 months ago 2
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Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant, and you will die.
pro0glenn 2 months ago
Wow...I had lots of premarital sex and my (ex) husband and children are all still alive and well. I never got anything except a mild case of crabs once. I used condoms too. Just lucky I guess.
LygeiaTianda 2 months ago
@LygeiaTianda you are going to die.
mmbah543 2 months ago
SEX KILLS PURITANS
xdiesp 2 months ago
I have the ability to digest ridiculous utterances like food and will be shitting this youtube clip out about an hour from now.
modernity2001 2 months ago
I don't think the lady with the blue dress needs to worry about contracting STDs. Seriously...Rest in Peace my boner.
BuzzFoster 2 months ago 3
pre-marital sex carries out and is w
CrinkleCutBeatroot 2 months ago
HAHAHAAHAHA
OhHowiWishiCouldSing 2 months ago
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erikmarius 2 months ago
Nothing but fear mongering and lies. Way to go religious right. I'm middle of the road between left and right, but the near constant lies by the religious right is sickening.
lwaynewalker 2 months ago 3
a condom wouldn't stop a bullet... silly woman!
justwatchthedamvideo 2 months ago 5
What if I want to have sex with a really really bitchin' tranny, which is totally not gay by the way, in the anus? i.e., Me putting my scepter into his/her bunghole.
kokoinmars 2 months ago
i thought everyone played russian roulette with condoms thats what my parents did
blondebabe617 2 months ago
But.... But Russian roulette with a condom is my favorite game.
lifegospel 2 months ago
This is just fucking pathetic. Wow.
KLNDR 2 months ago
Holy crap! If this lady is right, that must mean that the combined probability of having sex and then getting a lethal STD is 1 in 6! So if a condom breaks 1 out of a hundred times, then 17 people out of 1 (the numbers don't lie) must have at least one lethal STD.
There is only one solution: total war.
beriukay 2 months ago 6
sexy no jutsu
fusionslurpee 2 months ago
How do you expect youth of today to listen to you about anything when you spout such blatant BS?
This lying and fear-mongering helps no one.
MissKae22 2 months ago 3
lol wut
matpatthews 2 months ago
That bitch needs to be punched in the vagina until dead.
texaschizophrenic 2 months ago 5
@texaschizophrenic You need to find more creative ways to criticize women than by suggesting they be sexually violated and murdered. Seriously, it's so boring and lazy.
helsabottt 2 months ago 3
@helsabottt How about coming up with something of your own rather than critiquing my posts?
texaschizophrenic 2 months ago
@texaschizophrenic Her views are moronic, dangerous and just plain incorrect. It's an outrage that she and other religious fanatics are allowed to promote abstinence-only programs that actually DO kill young people. See how I addressed her ideas and commented directly on the video instead of attacking her ad-hominem and suggesting sexual violence as retribution? It's really not hard to be specific and intelligent, you should try it sometime! Trolling's so boring and unoriginal.
helsabottt 2 months ago 6
@helsabottt I don't troll, but I'm glad you enjoy wasting your time on Youtube. :)
texaschizophrenic 2 months ago
DO NOT HAVE SEX. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT. AND DIE.
hasspass20 2 months ago 6
I had sex when I was 14. It's been six years. No one has died. I THINK I DID SOMETHING WRONG!
kittycatcarley 1 year ago 3
@kittycatcarley You're doing it wrong. LOLOLOLOL
DjDATZ 2 months ago
No sex, no humans
xiKUDx 1 year ago 2
well... i guess i'll just have to die... and apparently kill off everyone i know in the process...O_O
argyled 1 year ago
Sex doesn't kill, it creates life. Ignorance kills.
disposableme 1 year ago 8
There are natural laws and if you go against them...
And here was I thinking sex was a natural act
PKBitchGirl 2 years ago 71
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tulasipriya 2 months ago
@PKBitchGirl So...anyone for some unnatural acts? :^;
gnoccatore 2 weeks ago
How can you take your spouse & children with you if you die from having pre-marital sex????
mistypembridge 2 years ago 46
I believe the underlying idea here is that if you have premarital sex, you'll get AIDS. Thus, if you have AIDS and you get married, you'll give it to your spouse, and if you or your spouse get pregnant, then the child will have AIDS too. Of course, that counts on the fact that having premarital sex means you'll get AIDS in the first place.
gwhuff 2 years ago 10
@gwhuff - that's a little far fetched lol
punjabiqt08 2 months ago
@mistypembridge I think she's implying that you'll eventually go on a rampage and slaughter all you hold dear like a crazed beast, requiring you be put down by a SWAT team using lethal force. This process takes years to complete, hence the delayed explosion of violence. No, actually, I guess she's talking about AIDS.
helbent4 2 months ago
That woman needs to play russian roulette with a 9mm
Surathan 2 years ago 73
be prepared to die...wow...thats seems kind of harsh
wannabebatman 2 years ago 4
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Chaotic641 2 years ago
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BalrogBoy 2 years ago