naruto comedians mencia

[chocolatebar2]

the Asians will always win, i think that Asians are amazing, but i am not Asian.

[50N1C]

@chocolatebar2 my buddy can actually tell ya its atleast part true too...i mean he doesnt confuse the clutch/brake but he does fuck some shit up with it

[chronotrigger20]

X_X... Thanks for putting Sakura in there...

[hh1608]

@chronotrigger20 ur welcome =) she stole the show didnt she =P I have a whole video dedicated to sakura, isnt that enough? XD

[hh1608]

this video currently has 666 thumbs up, somebody fix that problem 4 me, thx, me luv u long time X3

[zgi88]

why is everyone trying to turn this into a serious subject when its just a joke? OH well all the comments are old so it really doesn't matter.

[hh1608]

@zgi88 yep, ur about half a year too late buddeh =P

[hyrulegraywolflink]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[nighthero7]

a car is asian kryptonite thats messed up but funny.

[willku9000]

LMFAO

[coolboykieran]

what the heck is he saying man you gotta do better

[andreyta1803]

omg you sux men

[TheHaHaGyrl]

lol Haku got a B?! OMG!

[emillion102]

fuck my parents get pisessed if i have even 1 A- and im white

[VincentKintobor]

My father had a very unique way to get me to study. I held an A- average, 3.8 GPA, for 7 school years, until I graduated. You know why? Because for every A or A- I got on a report card, he would give me $50. Not kidding.

[StDiablo1]

yea thi vid isnt that good, and mencia got old after a few years, not to say that he wasnt ever funny, i personally just got tired of him

[wolfspiret395]

lol im australian

and were in the middle our parents will motivate us... our just wont cear

but my parents dont mind if i get B's C+'s or and A- but if i get a or D even a E.

my marent will say '' tell me why you got a E/D?!''

[lokthama]

i have an asian friend that does terrible in school he was adpoted so i guess the fact that he has white parents means that he doesnt have as much motivation from them to do good but damn he does stupid shit and barely gets by.

[moonlight3vampire]

my parents kill me if even if i get and A- they keep on saying "if u wern't so f*cking lazy u could be a straight A student" then im grounded for 2 weeks and they won't stop cussing at me.they keep on comparing me 2 my older brother like sasuke's dad in NARUTO.its hard being asian.

[aintisaword]

Dude, if you're serious I feel so sorry for you.

[ricsaber123]

lol zabuza sword is his ... xD lol

[ANCER17]

LOL

[WojekSiren]

I feel bad for asians. My dad won't even kill me if I had a D on my report card. Sure he would be mad, but he'll forgive me a few days later and forget about until next report card. Yep that America for you.

[girproductions344]

its painful bein asain cause my parents expact to have good grade or they cuss at me in japanese

[Stupidproductions5]

for me it was a C and that was years ago, now it is a B-

[JEL625]

that wasnt even a D for death it was a B...im glad im not asian

[Beldmort]

In my opinion, race does not matter one bit, there are brilliant people in every race/creed/color.

[hh1608]

of course not ^_^ it all depends on where and how the person was raised. Asian and Indian parents just tend to be more strict on their children

[Beldmort]

I don't understand why people are always saying "oh, Asians are so smart man! They're so good in school!" Fuck that, I have yet to meet/see the Asian that is a god in the classroom when I'm in it.

[hh1608]

I had one in my high school =P she beat me in every subject except math XD

[TeenTitanEmily]

dude! i couldnt stop laughing!

[oscijasko123]

kk im the only 1 that can't hear a sh*i : /

[Raysmackdown617]

LOlz not so bad for yourself i like it when kaska touched the girls boobs XD

[xxBastardxx67]

he's not racist. he's like south park but not animated

[ChihariUchiha]

thats funny but y does that calors guy need to be races?! thats not nice

[hh1608]

because it is funny =)

[FirefiendUSMC]

F**king hilarious!!!

[demondayz18]

LOL 2:51

[StarQueen113]

ASIAN KRYPTONITE! HAHA

[Tenchi3]

I watch a skit of carlos mencia and he said, " IF YOU CAN"T TAKE A JOKE STOP WATCHING HIS SHIT!"

[Doaking]

Can't Stop Laughing

[patiachNemeis]

okey he is racist, but he makes it up for being as funny as fuck XD

[Gimpy1900]

carlos mencia is a comedian. its his job the mess with race, religion, and culture. if u have a problem with that, then u cant take a joke. this is funny as hell and dont listen too moongaurdian123 hh1608

[moonguardian123]

oh and for those who are as dumb as i think i meant that they are a religous group not a race

[moonguardian123]

oh and my other comment was a reply to hh1608's comment

[vagitoe]

I know a kid who is Korean.

Now if I could just get him to admit it...

[randomkid305]

A bunch of my friends are asian and I get better grades than them. BUT my driving sucks worse than their's.

[Wooscape]

Then your a super asian!

[Burningcrystal7]

A pruss!

[spellcat1414]

It is so funny hearing him speak in a spanish-asian accent! LOl!

[sasukesweetie456]

lol offensive but funny

[An1m3Surf3r]

that sounds racist, but thats more closer 2 the chinese other asians r diff.wen ppl think of asians they think about small d1cks, bad driving, and talking like that, well thats the chinese.not the japanese or cambodians or vietnamese,ect.but its still funny(yes im asian).

[Breakervision]

today you gonna get an a pruussss lol

[Tutchmydog]

lolololol great minds and hard work ethics but tiny dicks hahaha

[sagejin]

I really like this one. I've always liked Mencia myself, but compared to some of his early stand up, he's gotten really soft.

[hh1608]

yeah, I dont really like him anymore, especially since he had a pro-jew episode. if u want to make fun of all the races make fun of all of them

[moonguardian123]

the jewish community isnt a race idiot

[Rogerdude5]

Im asian and i still find this funny

[54mor1544c]

I like Brian Regan better

[animegirl214]

Ya, he dosn't swear as much, does he? Friggin funny, though. (I <3 I WALKED ON THE MOON) But hey Carlos is pretty good 2

[envy400]

well Carlos doesn't cuss as much anymore. The years go by :) This time he cuss when the jokes get good!

[thelonelion]

lol. lol. lol. lol. lol times 10000000

[naruto99haters]

this is what my parents said on the first day of school u get out of bed make new friends and pass i was like ok

[UncleBroly]

today, ur gonna get a A prus... roflmao

[stupider666]

lol

[gnarleytoe]

1 B I KEIILL YOOOOU

[angel3428]

today, u gonna get a A+!

LOL.

[daisybell4]

Lol! Those Asians too damn bright, man!!!!!!!!

[animegirl214]

Ya but watch Ryan Higa's vid on that. He explains it really well and he's sooooooo funny!!

[Jamiebrokaw777]

1st of all zabuza is cool but in naruto arena he sucks cock so I don't like him as a cool character 2nd of all nice movie very funny 4 *'s

[Shino12567]

zabuza's sword= xD xD xD

[InvaderXAR]

Go Zabuza!! Woo!

... hes my hero

[angel3428]

This is the first day of school, the most important day of your life. if you come home with a report card with one B, I KILL YOU!

XDXDXDXDXD LOL

[Kouta13]

The funny thing is, my dad told me that exact same sentence! XD

[mydoodoomypoopoo]

charlie go out there and do the bet you can charlie ASians this is the first day of school the most important day of your life.. lol but what the fuck happens to u behind the wheel of a car hahahahahahahahahahahahahah killer dude

[njillin]

omg do u need the words on the bottom it makes it less fun to watch

[hh1608]

I used windows movie maker to make it so I couldnt block out the subtitles

[narutooftheblade]

no duh they do so good in school 1 B and u die mother fucker get an F and u will never see day light again o_o dude its freakey the only reason they do good in school is bc its there life or they do good in school o_o

[freemovies411]

...

...

This is true on so many levels.

THE TRUTH IS HILARIOUS!

Especially when you know it, but finally one guy was brave enough to admit it. XD

[DNAngelica]

leave awesone asias alone.i love japan^ ^

[narutofan684]

dude seriously.

this gets funnier every time i watch it.

make some more!!!!!!!!!

[Hazmatstraitjacket]

nice

[axelddiablo]

I WUV TESS!!!!

[AngelKatLover]

this is the first day of school, if you come home with one B I KILL YOUUUUUUUU!!!!!! now go and be happy...

[ridjf]

lol aisian kriptonite

[soreunholyline]

ha frickin funny!

[dpck124]

hahahah what the fuck is a car asian krypinite ahahhahahahh i laughed at that so hard

[BronxDragon]

but this brings up something there school system is completly different than ours they go to school every damn day wear cool uniforms are around alot of techonolgy and they want it thus THEY WORK THERE ASIAN ASSES OFF FOR GOOD GRADES

[ZBK71]

I think he was talking about asian-americans in OUR school system, there slick.

[BronxDragon]

ummm i live around asian americans and there kinda like ever other person ok no matter what kinda race u are in america be it black white mexican or what eva u are american and act like an american

[angelblizza]

"If you come home with report card 1b i kiiill youuu" lool!!!!

[kyocat999Tasuki]

lol that is some fuunny shit

[Dama130]

That last part had me dying!

[4THELASTTIMEIMNOTEMO]

ahhh shit i luv takeing the test leme do it for u irr do it for u urr get a prus

[EkiAku]

LOL! Haku got a B!

[ultamentfemailss]

I LOVE MENCIA!!!! HES AWESOME!!!!

[Aesir2245Amish]

mencia is not funny. fucking retards, are you stupid comatose or just have no taste? he steals 80 percent of his material anyway... and makes it stupider and not funny. look it up.

[Natalie00999]

mabye thats why in naruto they dont have cars

[trifanfool]

well each race has their own strong and weak points :P

[hinarugirl]

lol i give you props!

[alexx1592]

but wat the fuck happens to u behind the wheel of a car .....IS THIS THE CLUTCH OR THE BREAK????? LMAO

BOB was here

[MzSkittle]

"wht the fuck happens to u behind the wheel of a car?" LOL

[anifuma25]

"But you have little dicks, you see how thats balances out" LMAO

[lazyboii27]

but......boooooooooom

[ladyhaku]

i feel so insulted in some way, but still, mencia is fucking hilarious

[spacecase223]

its pretty funny u should make more.

[Saiyuri134]

lmao! "Oh shiit, I ruv tests, letta me take fo you! You get A+" Goddam hes funny!

[Enflames7]

rofl my sides hurt

asian criptenit = car

[Deathowl1990]

what is a car? asien kryptonite? lmao thats so true

[halvinhalvin]

because its dumb...tell me why the pause for no reason...make wierd grunting noises all the time and act like fags even if there the toughest character and i will not say its stupid

[ireneilove]

because u touch urself at night

[LEDGISTER]

lmfao

[halvinhalvin]

wow anime is so stupid

[XXilovegarraXX]

how's it stupid? =/

[PengoTango]

Rofl XDD

[MitarashiAnko7077]

rofl! lmmfao!

[devildemon99]

if u dont like mencia y the fuck r watching this

this shit is funny even if he does copy jokes he does them better than the origanal person

[RAINTIARA]

this video is sooooo lame i mean he tell the same damn joke

[kawaiijak436]

ha ! i knew zabuza was well hung!! haaa!

[lonewolf117]

Me too. xD I was like OMG! I knew it!

[2deadman]

lololol very funny great how u pulled it all togethere

good jobdamm asians XO

[BigManWW]

OMG AWESUM ANIME WITH AWESUM COMEDIAN LOLOLOLZ. Wait...nope.

[dirtyearny]

LOL!!! ROFL

[GingerSnap35]

funneh

[TheGeckoNinja]

lol zabuza has a big sword lol

[ppmsmonkey1331]

a car is like asian kryptonite hahahaha i almost peed my pants wen i heard that

[longbowgold67]

Ok this is lame. Mencia is lame as well. He's the same joke over and over and over again just said a hundred times differently. The lip syncing isn't even that great in this video. There I just said it, Mencia is lame. Dave Chapelle, Pablo Francisco and others own Carlos Mencia.

[anonilicious]

* dane cook owns all of them *

[AznPinoyDude301]

yo momma own u tho.... stfu retard u just a hater

[longbowgold67]

wow that was lame. I've heard that a million times. But seriously if you look at it Mencia does the same joke over and over again. It's just said differently. There are many comedians better then Mencia.

[AznPinoyDude301]

many comedians copy other comdians

ALL comdians copy each other EVEN DANE COOK COPY like 2 comedians Carlos (mencia) was the only comdian that made his own phrase line "DEE DEE DEE"

so it doesnt matter so ... ok

[longbowgold67]

Yeah but at least if they copy others, they don't copy the same thing over and over again. And as for Mencia's catch phrase, anyone can come up with Dee Dee Dee. That's just lame. Find a good catch phrase.

[hh1608]

the fact is that everyone likes different comedy some ppl like that rogan guy that talks in a boring voice but mencia takes jokes and makes em more animated and funnier.

[longbowgold67]

Ok maybe the first time they are really funny, but after you find out they are the same joke over and over again you realize it's not.

[hh1608]

well as long as idiots like me still see them as funny he might as well keep repeating his jokes.

[wolffighter3445]

hey don't dis the Dee Dee Dee u dumb ass prick

[longbowgold67]

Immature looser.

[wolffighter3445]

call me inmature all u want i don't care but i will not let someone dis Carlos or his Dee Dee Dee saying

[longbowgold67]

It's immature to fight for a man who isn't original except for three words.

[wolffighter3445]

but its immature to get mad at someone for fighting someone who they funny even if he copy other people many comedians do that but they can change it alittle

[longbowgold67]

Ok, we're past this. Mencia ripped off other comedians, but he's telling the same joke over and over again. Just give it a rest. I don't like Mencia, I think he's lame, that's my opinion.  You like Mencia and I respect that. Just shut the hell up.

[wolffighter3445]

fine, but it was getting fun

[AznPinoyDude301]

theres a certain meaning for dee dee dee

it means u also.....

mencia dont copy his jokes

u dont even watch him u just watch youtube crap

and ppl post the same crap over making u thing of that.....

[liamnaruto]

`it seem a that some comments start fights one thng carlso said was that words hurt only if you let them

an skit  did him vs a black guy and he said dary and it made a punch sound

[lovefight3600]

lolroflmao dude this is halarious!!!! 5/5!!!!!!

[inuyashaforme]

omg that was hilarious lol !!!XDXDXD

[cidXsherra]

DEE DEE DEE

[youkid7]

hehhehehe

[demonickingofheaven]

i just watched another one i am reduced to tears laughing

[theshizirl]

'aww dis da shit i love test, you get 'A' prus!'

[residentevli]

this is fiirs daay of school,de moooost impotatn day of you life,hehehe

[shadyh8er]

hey, i want an A pruss!

[joe1050]

due to tons of retards comenting that i'm retarded because i was just trying to help all anime luvers i will just put a url fo naruto episods

saiyan*island*.*com

take out the star there are other websites too but i use this one

i agree with u completely mattinraham but all the messages were getting really annoying but I'M NOT GIVING UP YET!

[Hellflame109]

pretty fuckin funny lol

[1AnimeLova]

hey, no way! they are starting to delete Anime shows? where else am i supposed to watch anime shows off the tv?!? >:(

[hh1608]

dailymotion leachvideo and im sure there are others also but I prefer dailymotion

[Redzonic]

Daily Motion, Dattebayo, Myanimeplanet and many more.

[joe1050]

i watch it on saiyanisland(.com)

[rich02468]

stop with this anime shit.

[SakuraXsasuke678]

shut the fuck up anime hater.

[jayson94a]

ANIME HATERRRRR!!!!!

[shadowchick213]

Well atleast you know how to spell anime, unlike other many others -.-

[Animemaster20]

These people or person is going around flagging naruto and other anime videos or episodes . Block them so it doesn't happen to u. :

theschnaz

FLagger12345 (no longer FLagger1234, that account was banned

flagallanimevids

FlaggerAssistant0 1

[spidermanfan21]

wtf is flagging?

[punkrockerandleigha]

is fucking funny

[hubbo001]

if comedians were banned because of racisum there would be none left. Stop complaining and enjoy the comedy, and if you don't, well fuck of

[ViVeriUniversumVi]

Dude, I'm asian as well but I still laugh. You can't be always looking for the negative in life, you have to look for the positive. They're just jokes and words.

[spidermanfan21]

whoever came up with the whole "sticks and stones" thing was an idiot cuz it doesn't work but i agree with ViVeri and others

[archmagusofevil]

quit complaining either enjoy the comedy or quit listenin to the comedian. hes not trying to promote sterotypes hes trying to give everyone a good time. racisim is not laugin at a sterotype, its thinking that you deserve special treatment like telling people they can't make jokes about you but making fun of everyone else is fine. i have asian friends who thought that this was funny. if it was truely offensive and not just a guy trying to make people laugh wouldn't they be offened too?

[MICHAELLEEKLINE]

its funny just suck it up jack ass

[Faeness]

The fact that people laugh at sterotypes are the same reason people fall into peer pressure. Because a famous person laughs, you have to laugh. Proves no one has a mind of their own anymore.