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  • These were my exact thoughts for the few weeks when some UK papers were printing a front page story about Jade Goody EVERY FUCKING DAY. All I could think was: this woman is famous for being racist on a reality TV show, why the fuck should anyone care that she's dying?

  • "rest in peace, fucker." That's what I'm going to say when my least favorite person finally dies.

  • what about military funerals foamy?

  • HERE WE LAY TO REST LADY GAGA WHO DIED A VIRGIN & INSANITY!!!!!!!

    REST IN PEACE FUCKER!!!!

    REST IN PEACE............

    IN HELL!!!!

  • @darkwolf9000ify u confused gaga with bieber

  • 36 people are completely dead assholes.

  • When somebody dies odds are you will only mourn them if you know who they are.

  • At first I thought it was going to be Nixon. Then I heard "artistic" and I changed my vote to Hitler.

  • @happyisfleeting:

    1, you and I obviously do *NOT* live on the same planet. I'm happy in mine.

    2, Not my fault if your too lazy to make a FREE account.

    3, I read just fine, I was only commenting about YOUR whining.

    I knew you would whine more.

    Bahahahaa!

  • @happyisfleeting honestly tell me where you live.... i mean im German and im like Hitlers favorite lols blonde hair blue eyes all that... ive never gotten shit for being german. hell i even speak some german. i think your just lying about this.i mean either that or you live in an area where EVERYONE gets beat.

    and stop complaining about being german all over the place. be proud to be german or go cry in a corner about it. i mean grow up its who you are.

  • @lover18girl1 Ich sprache Deutsch, I was born in Germany, lived there for 15 years, to this day my nickname is nazi. And when I was younger, I kicked the shit out of people who stepped over the line, i'm fine with nazi, or pig, what i'm not fine with is insulting my entire people, which includes you. Call me whatever wish, leave everyone else out. I am proud to be German, I just don't take kindly when people insult my country.

  • Glad i'm not alone thinking like this, never understood why someones death all of a sudden made them into great people...

  • @Azutael Political correctness i guess.Everytime a pop star or some guy who plays football at some school 200 miles away i've never met drops dead it's on the news. and when it's on the news my telivision obsessed grandma has to tell us about it. but honestly i don't give a shit. no disrespect to the dead or their families but i don't know them and im not going to buy into that "this person was an saint now you should stop enjoying your day" bullshit just because the media tells me too.

  • HappyisFleeting, I dont know where you live, but I've never known bullshit for being German.

    I bet you whine about everything. Even your name implies you whine.

    Shut up. Of corse, I know your incapable, and expect some rude, whiny reply immanently.... LAWL!

    Foamy rules!

  • @terrikhali1 1 I live in a shitfuck of a world where humans rule, its called earth, welcome to earth.

    2 My account was inherited, I didn't create the account, I had no say on what the username would be, if it were up to me it would be funny, not stupid.

    3 read the asshole's original post of which I replied, which obviously you didn't do.

  • i actually enjoy funerals i want to just go to some random persons funeral just to see what kind of damage is was and can be caused >:)

  • So true...

    And look what you started. A comment war on if Hitler was a good or bad guy.

    Good job! xD

  • @sparkeykid64 It's youtube, Illogical comment wars about controversial topics only used to demonstrate a point is what it's all about!

  • @FallenWhiteSaber Very true. They are pretty fun to read 90% of the time as well.

  • the person i hate the most just died today. and everyone is saying how much he will be missed on facecrack. this shit is so true today, it is hilarious. i hope people dont do that to me when i die. i want there to be at least one person who posts "HAHA, KARMA MOTHERFUCKER!!!" about me. if you arent pissing people off, you arent standing up for yourself enough

  • Hittler was not the real evil it was his s.s. commander himlar along with his s.s. that killed the jews and to those who think the jews were only oppresd then need to no they were enslaved by eygpt for alot longer

  • Foamy is the king of dark humor.

  • foamy is the shit

  • He has a point with Hitler I guess o.o

  • 0:57 - 1:16 Before he said the name, I was certain it was an American President.

    Gues who both got astonished and laughed his ass off at the same time?

    Seriously, sometimes it's almost painful how truths like this come and slap you in the face and bangs your head with a hammer labeled "Modern Society in a Nutshell"

  • Wow that actually did sound good...

  • i agree,

  • WTF is wrong with u morons hittler never eaven came up with the death camps u no who did the s.s. leader himmlar hittler alowed the cunstruckshin and was happy about but had no real hand in wat went on there it was the s.s. if u want to hate the natzis hate the ones that did all the bad stuff themselves blame the people who do it not the people who order it because every s.s. who did it loved there work make a rant for himlar

  • @subjectmichael1 Are you trying to say that Hitler was not a bad guy because he "didn't come up with the idea for the death camps"? That's just ... I think my mind just committed suicide.

  • @subjectmichael1 Your argument is invalid immediately due to your pathetic spelling. That's the only place I can even begin: as for the logic and reasoning behind it... Well, there is none. Please go drown yourself now and do the human race a favor.

  • @seekerofthestorm i havent read the argument but no matter how pathetic the spelling is the argument is the same.

    its like if intelligent people where dumb because they looked weird.

  • @subjectmichael1 Once i got through what you were saying, you would have a semi valid point, had the whole "hitler allowed and was happy about" line not been there. Just because it wasn't his idea doesn't excuse him. That he embraced it is why that pitchfork is puncturing his rectum on a daily basis. However, even if he didn't okay it, all fuck ups fall on those in command. Somehow, though, I don't think that he would have been horribly upset had he been in Auschwitz anyway.

  • @subjectmichael1 Good sir, are you aware of the term Dictatorship, you see, our dear little Austrain Leader ran a fascist dictatorship, and with a Dictatorship, you can, as a Leader, have final say in ANYTHING, want to invade a country for no reason, okay, want to create super inflation, all good. But where does this come into the issue, well, there's the issue of being accessory to something, akin to where you have a play in a crime, if you have the power to stop genocide...

  • @FallenWhiteSaber you do it. He did not, he was aware of undignified genocide, and as a Dictator [who runs a dictatorship] who could stop it with a click of his fingers, did not do this. True this would put him into a disadvantageous position in the war, but as normal German/Austrians could be a suitable workforce, the point stands. Saw the deaths of millions, and just kicked up his feet and drunk whatever classy Austrians drink. He may not have been a murderer, but he was...

  • @FallenWhiteSaber A tyrant with no moral duty, to the point of bringing in a fourth act to the Geneva Convention, in pure simple terms Adolf Hitler was, an uncaring prick.

  • I knew it was Hitler before he said it. Am I evil?

  • Sadly. This shit is true XD

  • for some reason its frustrating how much i can relate to this.

  • "You might get more people to attend these life draining funerals." Life draining funerals, ah Foamy.

  • SCREW HITLER!

    THE POWER OF FOAMY COMPELLS YOU!!

  • Another example. America won its independence because we won, if we lost England would have rightfully put down traitors. All perspective

  • @HappyIsFleeting Hitler got Germany out of debt, inflation, aquired land, and united his people. Winners of wars write history while the losers are convicted of crimes. Yes, Hitler was evil but if he won the allies would be the evil ones. History is all perspective.

  • @kikook222 so you're saying he had the right to slaughter over a billion people, damage millions, and left the world caos, cause he helped his country alittle? DUDE! IM JUST PART GERMAN AND I GET SHIT ABOUT "GERMANS LOVE TO SEE PEOPLE IN PAIN, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH" and no, the allies wouldn't be the bad guys if they lost cause, basically the whole world, was against his retarded, insecure idea.

  • @supersapphirequeen Its all set and done my friend no changing it sure he was evil but you have to admit thats a amazing ability for one man to persuaded people into action such as he did man he wasnt even a threat at first but then gathered followers like flies to honey, another example of that would be Gandhi not saying he is a bad just saying how his speeches and doings effected over thousands is just a incredible feet

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  • @gamehot0 Most of his "followers" were forced to join at 17. Also, I understand he did great things for his country, every leader does, but he did more horrible things then good. And he committed suicide and left his country in a wreck. I'm not trying to be rude, but when people say "oh he did some good things stop makin fun of him" when, because of him, my grandpa is in a wheel chair. :P

  • @supersapphirequeen Well no arguing with you there my friend but you wana know the real reason he committed suicide...he got the gas bill. And sorry bout your grandpa. Mach's gut.(bye bye)

  • "Here lies Bob, he loved life." - In other words, Bob was a drunk asshole who never stoppped chasing tail and eventually OD'd on heroin.

  • Hitler can't go to hell because he killed himself and he was a good artist

  • I'm writing my own Eulogy.

  • @51stSheep i wont, i just want at the end to say (insert name here) (insert how i died here) like a boss

  • @coleisawesome532 Exactly.

  • Respect for the dead? Respect is something you earn! Not a rank you achieve for finally keeling over!

  • @sporepics Amen.

  • REST IN PEACE, FUCKER.

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  • @SuperEzekial99 100% agreed dude

  • @SuperEzekial99 you really are a moron, yes, we know hitler was austrian, but WE never allowed him to get power. Germans though... well, you see what happened.

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  • just like michal jackson no one gave a flying fuck until he died and anyone who went for sympothys sake is just a hipacrit .......... ASSHOLES if you hate or like someone stick to it

  • REST IN PEACE FUCKER! XD

  • Hiter was one of the best rulers ever. he got abunch of people to hate the jew, just because he said so. you you can do that, then you a person of persons

  • @NakedLeafProductions You're an idiot, a great leader helps his people, NOT FUCKING DAMN THEM! Do you know the bullshit I get for being German? I guess you don't, because if you did, you'd say Adolf was one of the worst.

  • @HappyIsFleeting I ger bullshit for being German, I cannot tell you how many times I have been compared to Hitler because I am German...then again my constant threatening the lives of morons doesn;t help...but why should I care???

  • @HappyIsFleeting I said he was a good ruler, NOT (MAY I MAKE THIS CLEAR ) A GOOD PERSON.

  • @HappyIsFleeting You know what? I know I mabe a jew but I don't blame the Germans for what HITLER did. I know that the German people only believed and did what Adolf said because that HAD to. In fact they tried to fix the things HE did. So I won't give you bulshit for it. that sound fair? :)

  • @kitsjustplayin Well thank you, I don't know why you're explaining if you're of sound mind though...

  • @HappyIsFleeting Welcome. and I WANTED you to no that I don't blame you or your people for what HE did and ya I am of sound mind. ;3

  • @HappyIsFleeting please.......try being romanian

  • @HappyIsFleeting most dipf**ks do not even realize that he was austrian! Hitler USED the state of germany to cause war, germany was not the enemy, it was a tool used by the nazis to execute the war. Germany was a victim in WW2 as well....aka, I whole heartedly feel for you bro, the sad thing? I am an American, and I dislike aspects of my own country sometimes......

  • @scdeegan100 Everyone, no matter where they are from, dislikes some aspect of the country they were born in. I dislike how Germans use the word love and how its so sacred when in reality, love comes in so many forms. Just irks me, so you're not the only one who finds something amiss in their country.

  • @HappyIsFleeting know what you mean man its bullshit

  • @HappyIsFleeting I don't see that problem. I know dozens of germans, all of them treated normaly. I *speak* german and have no problems. I think your just making this up for attencion. Maybe you just live in a racist area, bit I've never heard of anyone having this trouble. :P

  • @maddyclyde9 Obviously you don't have to deal with bigots in your daily life, and obviously you're not from Germany. I'd rather people leave me alone about this topic and just fucking drop it, whether they agree or not. I've been getting both kinds of messages for weeks, my inbox still has 31 mesages from people on this very topic. I really wish people would just shut the fuck up and not give a fuck about some guy getting angry.

  • Words of wisdom foamy "May worms naw out his eyes and may satin fuck him in the ass with a pitch fork." Take that Hitler you fat bastard!

  • i believe that the best way to honor the dead isn't to flower their life with all of their good deeds only. I don't think that it would be wise to only mention the bad things either. I simply think that the way to truly honor the dead is to tell their life story. Have someone who knew them really well tell of the good times, and the bad. Of his compassionate moments, and his spiteful. The main thing to do is to try to figure out why they did what they did, so that people can understand them.

  • @Eyulfable ya I agree but I think Hitler only did what he did because he just wanted to take over the whole world.>:( but I still agree with you. :) and yeah I'm jewish.

  • RIP hilter and hope he is ass raped by a pitch fork

  • @residentmagnum Isn't that kind of contradicting?

  • @residentmagnum lol me too XD

  • @kitsjustplayin thanks playa I apprieciate the commet. ;)

  • @kitsjustplayin sorry wrong reply. But still thanks for your comment. I'm new here and so far your the one of first ones not to make a mean ass comment to me. Your a good person here. Thanks agian! :)

  • @kitsjustplayin WTF why I am I reply to myself. Anyway thanks for your comment and have a good life.

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  • @residentmagnum Lol how can you rest in peace with a pitchfork up your ass? It's kind of a contradiction lmao

  • @TehStalkerPro i am going to be creamated for that reason

  • Wow I knew he was going to say Hitler! XD

  • 35 people are nazis and though the first part about hitler was true.

  • i agree with foamy, robert H. hawkins epitaph said what a great guy he was, yet he went into a mall with a submachine gun, (not that the gun type matters or anything) and killed 9 people,injured 4 more, then killed himself, he should have not have even been buried, just left by a ditch in a shallow grave(or maybe somewhere where no one would have to see him again)

  • Lol..as Foamy was doing his example of a Eulogy, it just sounded like he was going to say Adolf Hitler the entire time...

  • Hahaha Trueee Drop Died!!!

  • my mum(bless her heart) is in afghanistan today risking her life. if it wasn't stressful my asshole douchebag cocksucking gutterslut whore of a father(i just named as many bad words as i can) is making my life a living hell by constantly telling me to study or to do chores. and as i am in my room tring to study like the fat fuck had told me, he would shoot me in the head with that god damn nerf gun.

  • @MegaPie15 To be perfectly honest, what you get from your father, although annoying, is pretty damn mild.

    Sucks about your mom though. :(

  • "REST IN PEACE FUCKER!"

  • I want the song in the backround

  • omfg foamy u the,devil

    D:

  • i love death eaven more because we need 5,000,000,000 people to dy because were 5,000,000,000 over the limit of earth

  • i cant go to funerals because i laugh maniacally in serious situations...i would laugh at my own funeral....though that would be difficult.

  • @naturalistmind I find myself agreeing with you whole-heartedly.

  • caughcauh mj caughcaugh

  • Love that Adolf Hitler mention. =]

  • lol so funny!

    

  • foamy iz awesome he is as funny as hell!

  • I feel that way of steve jobbs

  • @SuperSillyKitten wats wrong with steve jobbs?

  • @coolbluecat24 what ISN'T wrong whit steve jobbs, sued microsoft to steal microsoft word from them (probably bribing the court) crushed multiple small buisnesses and is a total jackass under his corperate image. Goodbye steve jobs, hope you burn.

  • @SuperSillyKitten wtf is wrong with u? he helped invent the iphone the iphone 4 went on to becoming #1 phone in the WORLD! and he helped invent the 1ST COMPUTER u r a jerk

  • @coolbluecat24 nice spelling.... soooooo........ what is the impotance of the semicolon?

  • @SuperSillyKitten don't you love when people attack other people's spelling, while at the same time messing up their own spelling? I <3 irony :p

  • The only thing I can say is...youtube DOT com/watch?v=hLVsIpejFgM

  • @SonicMon1 too late but that was funny as hell

  • @Tails2442 You gotta admit, it's uncanny how these two talk about the exact same things

  • @SonicMon1 lol

  • The whole respect of the dead came from superstitions that the ghosts would haunt you if you spoke ill of them.

  • has anyone noticed how when someone dies... EVERYONE IN THE WORLD makes a big deal out of it. even ppl who didnt even know (or care to know) the bastard before he died. the kind of ppl who act like he was their best friend and shed tears like they gave a shit about them just so they dont seem like the insensitive asshole they really are...ppl like this irritate and enrage me. and ill have much more respect if u just say "im sorry for your loss" and leave it at that

  • ok foamy somtimes your right somtimes your wrong this time it depens on the person

  • i have a question. Why do 5 acres of dead guys have to be right next to a church. the purpose of the church is to protect you, not make you feel  like your being stalked by a bunch of ZOMBIES!

  • 33 people are supporters of hitler

  • And the ones who have fallen in defense of the free world, so you can exhibit your misguided opinions? 'Fuck that shit?' Well done, you have just explained why life would be so much better under Fascist oppression.

  • I understand not respecting people such as hitler but if your condemning all of those that have died to the same treatment then I have no respect for you while your still living. Those people that are dead, some of them are the greatest people that have ever existed. I'm not just talking about veterans either. These people have made it possible for you to even voice your opinion.

  • REST IN PEACE, FUCKER

  • we should be happy for those who go to hell.they are forgotten at least,they can thank you for that.

  • Still one of my very favorite foamy rants. Love the eulogy for Hitler, man.

  • I agree

  • Lol. Let the devil f*** him in the a** with a pitchfork

  • GO FOAMY!

  • I would just die if I had a lame eulogy like that.... wait... uh..

    I agree with Foamy... truthfully when I die I want people to burn my carcass and throw me/themselves a rocking wake

  • Hitler's art was actually considered to be ahead of his time, but other than that, it's a relatively accurate rant. The way we bend over backwards to preserve the memory of the dead is atrocious.

    However the fact of the matter remains that if you are attending the dead's funeral, someone who did you no harm may grieve over a carcass you'd spit on. If he was a jackass, everyone who knew him already knows it. Give those that don't their illusions. "If you can't say something nice, say nothing."

  • @JulianCommodus well, if his art was "ahead of his time" why didn't he get accepted by that art school? (not trying to down u or anything)

  • @00Snake77 If my memory serves me correctly, he didn't get accepted by the art school was because he wasn't Jewish. Apparently, the school was similar to a catholic private school, so a non-Jewish person getting accepted would have been almost, if not completely, impossible. If that is the reason that he started hating Jews, I would be ticked.

  • @Eyulfable idk if you meant it as though it was the reason, so no im not a douche or whatever, but he hated jews because his mom abused him and was a prostitute and was jewish, they say his father was two. no im not saying i know him i learned this in history class, my words of reconcile should instill a form of peace in words, as to not start a you tube war. thanks for coherence to my wish of peace if considered

  • @eduardswagga I actually didn't know that about him. This is one thing that I find the most respectable to anyone; to discover their motives. Too many times people shun why people do things without asking why they do them. Granted, some things are considered bad (e.g., what Hitler did) I was just basing what I said off of what I heard somewhere. Truth be told, it might have been in a drama class. XD Your reason seems a lot more logical.

  • @eduardswagga yea well, sorry if i sounded a little assish from all the "big words" and such. but i was feeling a little smug from proving a teacher wrong. but yea thanks for the honesty and not biting my head off

  • @00Snake77 Why didn't a lot of people with skill get into an Academy? Sometimes it's just the way the ball bounces. Maybe your art is progressive for the time or maybe you just give off the wrong vibe with it (with Hiltler, not a huge stretch); art is and always will be entirely subjective; Look at Picasso: heralded as one of the greats, and I can only see sixteen shades of ugly. Hitler was still, however, given props and was suggested that he try architecture.

  • @JulianCommodus Ok, no more Hitler talk or I think Foamy will get mad and....

  • @00Snake77 Yap more?

  • @JulianCommodus But why? Why must I say nothing if I've nothing nice to say? Who gave "nice" so much power? Besides, "nice" is merely an opinion. If I've something to say, I'll say it. It's your problem how you decide to feel about it.

  • @remmy100 And I'm sure your significant other would appreciate it if I said bad things about you when you're six feet under. I'm not saying you have to lie and say this was a good person, but if someone is hurting because that person is dead, do you really need to salt that wound if this griever has done nothing to you? It's not like you're going to be able to hurt the corpse, but you will hurt someone that may not deserve your anger.

  • @JulianCommodus I spit on a dead person before and got sued then spit on the guy who sued me and hit him with a shovel...enough said

  • @TheSlasher6 It's just a mad circle, ain't it?

  • anyone wondering how Gaddafi's funeral would be like?

  • @Emigdiosback If I was reading his eulogy: "Everyone keep your viagra at home. Although I'm sure no amount will ever get this prick to stand up again, I'm not willing to risk it."

  • @JulianCommodus OMG!! EPIC!!!

  • ......hitler was actually a great man......

  • @YomaEaterAvalon great but perverted as he killed hundreds of ppl that's genocide and punishable by death or banishment which ever comes first do some history research every once in a while y do u think we and the other countries went to war agianst him?

  • @knightace2002 The word great isn't limited to one definition, and I think it does apply to Hitler, here's why. His regime was one of evil as it's purpose was the extermination of what it's leaders believed were inadequate races, he slaughtered billions of these people or worked them to death to fuel his war machine. However, this man is the very same man that turned a war torn and indebted Germany into one of the most efficient superpowers in it's time.

    Also, learn to spell and use commas.

  • @steelersfan826 as i said he was great but in a perverted way as he turned a sign that symoblized luck or fortune and turned it into a racial thing i nvr said he wasn't great and ik wat he did i did my history homework he rlly was one hell of a dictator ALTHOUGH he inacted emergency powers to reform the country those powers rarely go away and can currupt absolutely

    and i type that way 'cus if u haven't noticed there's a limit on charas and a blockage on number of posts

  • @knightace2002 I know you did, and I'm not sure if perverted would be the best word for it. Regardless, when Yoma said Hitler was great, he probably said that for his work to bring Germany back to a super power and is well aware of the evil of which Hitler constructed it on.

    And yes I know there's a limit, but rather than making unnecessary abbreviations, I simply make my comments shorter. Typing like the way you do makes you look really unintelligent.

  • Back then, funerals were meaningful, meant to bid farewell to a lost loved one.

    And remember the last three words: "Lost LOVED one."

  • At my funeral my Eulogy will be as follows: "Here lies a man with a sick mind. His death was not sad it was expected. He may be dead but he did affect many people that will miss him. However many will not so we are here to not honor memory and be happy that he is in a better place we are here to make sure that we put cement over the coffin so if he becomes a zombie the fucker can't haunt us. A-Fucking-Men

  • i gat a ad for goth dating........... WTF!!!!!

  • @spoonOFwar and i got an ad for a 72 year old body builder..

  • Funerals are the biggest wastes of money and resources in the history of manufactured demand. The entire "death care industry" is a continuation of a scam perpetrated in the 1950's to get people to pay for something that used to be handled at home, within the family and circle of close friends and at relatively low cost.

  • This reminded me of my old Art Teacher.

    She died of ovarian cancer, tragic granted, but she was terrible to me.

    I used to get A's till I got her then in the space of a term I went down to E's (the lowest grade you can get in Australia) E's r for ppl who come to class drunk & dnt do work.

    I did all my work better then every1 else in the class even though she banned me from using any of the art equipment. Manditory shit I needed!

    All cause My sister hated her bitch of a kid which she made cry

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  • Tell me about it. Once my stepdad croaks, I'm going to give a euology about what a drunken, abusive asshole he was. Then Im going to have them dump his diabetic corpse in a landfill.

  • The only time i respect the dead is if i didn't get the point for the kill and as such didn't earn the right to teabag their dead body encased in Mk 5 or 6 Mjolnir Armor.

  • Id like to see foamy make a speech for Osama.. XD

  • I knew someone related to Hitler, no joke.

  • Gotta love that fear of death. If people didn't fear death, funerals and caskets and burial plots wouldn't exist. We'd just toss them aside, respect their memory IF they deserve it, and move on, while every so often glancing up (or down) as a sign of remembrance. The body is just meat and bones. Why respect a rotting corpse? Live and let die. Don't mourn me. Celebrate the fact that I finally got away from you arseholes! lol

  • i love the backing track to squirrals rant.

  • It's funny, since my dad saw 'The Vampire's Apprentice', he's made me promise that when he dies that there will be popcorn.

    Not something I was planning to do, but...it IS in his Will now...

  • Replace witch with bitch and you have a song.

  • @24PLZDONTTOUCHME24 i completely agree with you 2

  • I agree with Foamy. My grandmother's one of those people that never had an ounce of respect that she didn't waste on herself. I'm simpl