Chinese Ear Cleaning

[TheDurationPlusFive]

It's funny how all the pigs are commenting that she should shut up, when he starts yammering halfway through the video too. How about you both shut up?

Anyway, the girl probably doesn't have much of an accent because she's learning English with Rosetta Stone or some other program. They will make you talk like a robot.

[gainesdarrin1969]

she need too shut her her mouth

[dagpeter]

I have watched thise video over, like say, 100 times. No doubt it'sone of those fascinating and interesting video on Youtube. However, the spoken english by the lady behind the camcorder is jarring to my ears. I don't think I can find anyone with worse communicating skill than that. I, myself, am a chinese. But I do not speak like this...

[arukax]

Hey kent! that girl... I think she's mentaly stupid or something.Why she acts like that?

[AlwonDomz]

Anyone make it farther than 0:51 before muting?

[mimlato]

@AlwonDomz Never. Many have tried.

[meenle]

That Chinese guy could have kung fued this white dude's ear and make him deaf forever.

[meenle]

White bitches are annoying as hell.

[BUTTA170]

that bitch is annoying as hell.

[myoniwy]

Zamknij KURWA ryj!!!!

[TWOTHREEOFCLUBS]

Have that Bitch suck your cock while this procedure is going on.

[Theclaidheamhmor]

I would have gottent the massage too

[Ciklope007]

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!!

[mrconcept]

jessss that girl would get on my nerves.. stfu stfu!!!

[sexkinger]

We need a new top comment

[mexijew64]

Kent: damn I shouldn't have slept with that girl last night

[phuditdiary]

the girl was rambling

[VicariousReality7]

WTF? Use cotton sticks, not pointy metal shit

[F355]

1:04

"shi shi sha hava"

everybody understood him.

[tzurcky83]

shut the fuck up whore

[richhobo101]

is this chick retarded?

[excalebuir]

4:21 i taught he was going to break his neck!!!

[sgddfgfghfgh]

@excalebuir youtube chiropractic adjustment lol

[excalebuir]

@sgddfgfghfgh lol

[sgddfgfghfgh]

@excalebuir now those are on the verge of breaking people's necks :P

[qwertypym]

What the heck is she talking about?!

[rasmusfalk]

kill that bitch

[supersonicbird11]

cute boy!

[hrswwefan]

@gardenstatecobra thats in Africa.

[Raikuaza]

FUCKING STUPID BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOUR VOICE IS FUCKING ANOYING, OH GOD FUCK OFF PLEASE

[lucaslee1991]

just try some erotic massage. that was wonderful

[regalgsx]

"You don't need to talk that much?" This dude is a total pimp. That's right, bitch! Shut the fuck up and sit your ass down!

[sharpezor]

wish the girl would stfu

[thetruthbringer]

There is nothing likable about this girl's annoying yapping. It's just too much.

[pobk1]

Why can't we have this in usa

[HattieLovesCattie]

@pobk1 Coz the money grubbing AMA won't allow it.ENT's want their moola.

[Zero4ph]

that's the stupidest thing to do to the ear, I prefer going to the doctor since they got right tools for ear cleaning ;)

[HattieLovesCattie]

@Zero4ph Those Drs charge like $200 too.

[Zero4ph]

@HattieLovesCattie

geez

[Theclaidheamhmor]

you should have got the massage too

[irgendwerjoker]

you're all too harsh on her. she doesn't seem to be einstein and is probably somewhat annyoing, but sounds likeable...

[vancityguy]

@irgendwerjoker I agree. It's not like she's rude or anything. She sounds very friendly.

[J90652]

Should of paid him ten more and had him clip the back of that neck !!! Just Saying

[pobk1]

Look at that goofy smile of the guy at the end

[jmorris6758]

why is she forcing herself to talk with an american accent in her home country?

[kilewoard42]

is that sarah palin ?

[Jcory2012]

Shut up chick!

[david292978]

its a ear porno for fucks sake. "oh yeaa look at that ear, oooh yyeeaaaa, oh yea more more look at the details, its being cleaned!"

[pilot233a]

what is the first sentence the girl say???????

[jamesjonesrocket]

'that will be 10 yen'

'what did you say? I can't hear anything'

'oh shit, gotta go'

[123ilovecake321]

@jamesjonesrocket this made me laugh ;) (Y)

[matbo33]

SHUT UP

[palokowski]

has she never made a movie or touched a camera before?

[terrorlord15]

@palokowski I can tell you shes been "touched" if you know what i mean.

(afflicted)

[Mrpmac87]

Im glad he managed to get that woman in order at the beginning. I was justt turning the volume down when she shut up.

[Bocaj77]

I wonder how good he cleans his tools when he is done?

[jamesjonesrocket]

@Bocaj77 lol, you've got a point. I'll stick with me cotton buds thanks very much

[kilewoard42]

R.E.C rec. you retarded bitch lol. must be sarah palin recording

[CrucifiedxSaint]

I love how all these nations have people doing this with no formal schooling. They learn as they go and get paid more for the skill they posses over time. Instead of like here in the U.S. where you're required to be in school for about half of your life to learn to do the same thing. It's too bad a lot of these "personal encounters" aren't still around, such as old fashioned barber shops with straight blades.

[FaustSketcher]

@CrucifiedxSaint indeed agree

[Vargsy]

I like the part when he puts pointy things in his ears.

[79goldmaster1]

chinese ingenuity.....create a job for someone to take the place of a Q-Tip

[mrichman]

I've never heard anyone speak such horrible Engrish with so little accent.

[sexkinger]

@mrichman you should go to china, you can find hell lots of people who speak worse

[hanm20032000]

@mrichman its an accent, mandarin accent, in the chinese language has 2 different accent Cantonese (which how russel peters speaks) and mandarin..

[gerry200008]

@mrichman watch coking with dog episodes to hear the worst english... this is perfect compared to the other 1

[ZodiakAsHell]

tell us the truth, u done this ear cleaning yo bang the chick filming :) xD

[darrylhaynes]

he died 2 days later

[RamirezDGary]

She Needs some Dick!!!!

[terrorlord15]

@RamirezDGary You have this world backwards, its too much love and not enough suffering that makes her so retarded.

pain brings experiance and realism to your life, too much love and your running around as a blissful idiot when these people should infact be slaves bowing even the commest of people.

[SuperJadeDragon]

hahahaha! @ :51. Exactly what I was thinking!

[VMKinnovations]

In China I was told that only men get their ears picked in order to get relief from the enormous amount of talk from women.

I look forward to getting my ears picked when I go to GuangDong.

Dude, you had serious junk in your ears...wow!!!

[Spacemonkeymojo]

Haha you speak mandarin too. Ear cleaning actually feels good at some points, did it feel good at any point?

[Bocaj77]

Whats the thing he is using at 3:21. Is it blowing air into your ear?

[123ilovecake321]

@Bocaj77 at 3:20 he uses the 'floppy needle' a hair thin tool to reach 'harder to get to' area's of the ear canal

[angelbabiex2]

dose it hurt guys?

[72won10lost]

向阳取耳，只在书上见过。

[Andrewterrorist]

....annoying chinese chick talking.... I hope they arent all like that

[GreenGold33]

@Andrewterrorist What? You've never heard someone with a different accent before?

[MrBillu1954]

Boaring

[vancityguy]

How does it feel, when he is vibrating the stick?

[pinewood189]

mute button engaged.

[VLNevada]

@CaNnEdChEeSePuFfZ Dickhead

[Theclaidheamhmor]

"I must move slowly, must move like three hunters and a sixty" Is she just talking jibberish?

[123ilovecake321]

@Theclaidheamhmor poor english = i must move like three huntre (hundred) and a sixty EG she means rotating round 360 degrees

[Theclaidheamhmor]

I would of gotten the massage to.

[kapahi2475]

does it feel good?

[Zero4ph]

that was dangerous thing to do with the ear

[vapidwords]

give you massageee

[MillymollysX]

I dont know why but i love it when my mum used to clean my ears it felt lovely , and i love watching over people like this!! Ooo

[toromiguel]

what is the price for ear cleaning ?????????????

[AMaddHattersTeaParty]

doesnt look at all sanitary...ill pass

[Sanzaru123]

shutting off the sound makes the video better.

[GreenGold33]

i am speechless

[vansboy13]

ah i dont care wat anyone says man i like her narrating it really funny ^.^

[Krisi27]

What he is doing from 3:20 to 3:27 ? He doesn`t touch your ear with the tool...

[MrObscure261]

You should her it can't record her voice :)

[Deathlordtwo]

Does'nt China have duck tape.

[CoolasIce2]

THE VIBRATING BIT IS JUST A BUNCH OF HYPE. fyi

[chizzy555]

this is why men invented the blow job, so we would enjoy the silence

[kevtheskin]

Can she no shut up. Very monotonous voice on the girl

[Infetto84]

OH MY GOD SHUT UP!!!

[Thegarmendia]

lol activate the closed captions!

[jubmasterflex]

Someone needs to slap that annoying woman.

I love it how even the guy is getting annoyed.

[buddylikeguitar]

10 cents

[zanfozanfani]

you re crazy!! no chinese will touch my body part

[jwallbanger]

yeah thanks for wiping that on my shirt bitch. now you get to do my laundry or i don't pay, cuntface.

[elbergron]

hey lady stop talking you suck and we dont need anyone to tell us whats going on in the vid so shut the fuck up.

[CincyRoy]

move like three hunters? is that some idiomatic Chinese saying about being stealthy?

[kentoakowen]

that's because they gave you the foreigners price and you didn't bargain.

[chizzy555]

@kentoakowen id feel bad about bargaining down from 2$ or something, id personally pay him 10 Canadian dollar equivalent

[04inferno]

@kentoakowen yes,and your stupid girlfriend shuold shut her mouth,sounds fucking stupid

[jasonpaz]

I got the same ear cleaning for 100 RMB!

[oberstwilck]

@jasonpaz You must be super rich.

[bigtaxdizzle]

how much does that cost american?

[bboykido1]

@bigtaxdizzle like a dollar and something

[jasonpaz]

The guy charged me like 100RMB and when I told him 10 RMB he looked incredulous and wouldnt stop staring. Finally i paid because i figured he could use it more than I could. And it felt pretty good.

[VLNevada]

If I talk, it can be recorded? That chick must be a blond.

[kentoakowen]

@VLNevada well, she's chinese.. so.. you can guess her hair color

[chizzy555]

@kentoakowen she sounds European for some reason 

[SSBB188]

@kentoakowen you'd be surprised ive seen my share of my blond asians

[Elgesen]

@kentoakowen so you're saying that chinese people are just plain stupid?

[soulfringe]

@kentoakowen So... red ?

[kickbut9]

@kentoakowen  Is it blue

[kentoakowen]

@kickbut9 actually, it's more an aqua/turqouisey kinda color. You know, like bulma from DBZ. But yeah, blue is close enough.

[bananasote]

@kentoakowen aww i thought it was florescent u.u

[irgendwerjoker]

@kentoakowen

her hair might be black, but deep in here heart, she'S a blonde. definitely.

[thebearjewkiller1976]

@VLNevada WHAT A FUCKING PATHETIC NARRORATOR LOL DAMN COULD YOU IMAGINE BEING MARRIED TO THIS SHE BITCH AND HEAR HER TALKING LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME FOR FUCK SAKES LOL ITS LIKE KILL ME NOW SO I DONT HAVE TO HEAR HER EVER AGAIN LMFAO!!!

[Over9000Penises27]

@VLNevada

Blond with Chinese accent??!

Trust me I've been with a lot of dumb brunettes.

[akn0ledge]

@VLNevada lmao!!!!!!!!

[TwistedFemur]

Shut up!!!



[GIBBYWOLF]

I thought the guy cleaning was gonna snap his neck. FINISH HIM!!!

[kentoakowen]

@GIBBYWOLF FATALITY!

[MrJtr75]

@GIBBYWOLF great mortal kombat reference for this video. I could imagine the guy saying "Get over here!"

[GIBBYWOLF]

When will this bitch shut up? Has she ever used a camera before?

[jdbaron25]

So, if given the chance, would you do it again?

[kentoakowen]

@jdbaron25 yeah, I think I would. I was just thinking about that the other day actually =-) The first time ya try it though, it's a little funny. I never heard about it before he came up and offered to do it.

[chizzy555]

10.00 CNY = 1.52331 CAD

[chizzy555]

id rather listen to barney songs 24/7 than hear this chick talk for 4.5 min video

[chizzy555]

is the b1tch f'n high or something?

[Kie10McC]

What does he say at the end to make you laugh? Is he saying you have to pay for that massage he did?

[kentoakowen]

@Kie10McC haha! His accent isn't real good, but listen to him again, speaking in English he says, "Want a massage?" I laughed because everything was just really akward to me. I've never had somene clean out my ears with that stuff before, and suddenly he asked me for a massage (after snappng my neck). I wasn't expecting that at all!

[Kie10McC]

@kentoakowen Oh I thought you had laughed and said no because he had asked you to pay for that 10 second massage haha. Did you pay for a mssage in the end?

[kentoakowen]

@Kie10McC no way! hahah.. At first, he offered to do the ear thing for 20 RMB. I was just joking when I said I'd do it for 10. He did one ear, then kinda stopped. I thought, "Oh, you want 10 for one ear or something? I'll give him a 5 if he does that..." but then he continued. Never thought i'd get more than just ear work done. I wonder if he does that to everyone...

[chizzy555]

could that b1tch stfu please? if you aint sucking then keep your mouth closed

[dexwiggle]

if you shut up it will be recorded.

[regalgsx]

Your Chinese robot talks too much

[CorpusChristi83]

lmao, my favorite part is the end when he starts like massaging/hitting you, and you're face is like, WTF?!!!

[Emmanuelle4444]

shut da girl's mouth !

[blurkoa]

that bitch need to shut the fuck up!

[Rnexen]

this is actually really pointless haha

[2playergamer]

At 40 to 53 seconds it sound like she having sex . HAHA

[Zeskents]

rofl the guy says " you don't need to talk that much" HAHAHA !

[Mikez4]

The girl must be great to have around. Geesh

[Krisi27]

I think that ear cleaning have to be done when the client is lieing in bed at home :)

[woddaheck]

i dont understand.... all that black gunk that he got out - is that cause you didn't normally clean your ears or was he just able to get stuff that the rest of us miss?

[HattieLovesCattie]

@woddaheck The air is very dirty in China.I am sure you've seen pics of the thick smog.When I was in London years ago,I was shocked at how black the inside of my nose was coz of dirty air,trains and coal used in heating homes.I'd wash my face and see black soot in places.

[TheJokest]

it would be nice if people cleaned ears in england

[Grantley245]

Omg.... She is soooo damn annoying.

[ryochang0810]

The woman who is shooting this talks too much.

[ecrdab747]

ask that woman to shut up, damn !!!!!

[LittleBigKRATOS]

omg... is that your girlfriend? You poor thing. I bet you feel like slap her in the face every day.

[Jtee27]

I like the way he say's "give you a massagy?" at the end of the clip, lol

[kellygomez1062]

hahahahaha that little massage at the end wuz hilarious!

[HattieLovesCattie]

Wonder if these " ear cleaners " have ever gone too deep in the ears?Some ppl have longer curvy canals than others.