S*it Americans Say To Canadians

[TheMooMonsterz]

So this guy and his wife walked up to me and showed me this map of the US (we were in canada) and it only showed Canada as just like a line above the states ( cuz it was a map of just the states) and asked if he was in alaska yet.... He was serious. He didnt even know there was a country north of him... Im Canadian and this is really funny, but it proves how some Americans are.

[iwanttodanceallnight]

On Jay Leno he was asking people on the streets what language we spoke and they thought Canadian, screw french and english eh? let's just speak our nationality haha

[MrJimbobmij]

Today, a girl in my class asked if French Canada and British Columbia were 2 different countries

[FutureMrsJustinBiebs]

I'm Canadian. and British Columbia is not in England. I'm pretty sure I don't live in england. and no tim hortons isn't the name of our president. and we have prime ministers. lol. this is so funny

[SkJoNeR182]

im soo happy im Canadian, :D and americans do say all this stuff alot, like fuck tim hortons is good, and i love poutine, its fucking delicious.

[SickGamerGirl64]

I am Canadian!!!!!

[Chrisyxoxo]

So proud to be Canadian :)

[Zombielolcats]

Lol oh man. I'm sure this would get annoying really fast. XD

[cxrrupted]

FUCK, every single dumb American, they're so fucking stupid.

[DesertShadeGaming]

@hgfvbhfgirl gtfo if all you can do is insult canadians. backstabbers really how? we've always covered behinds in every corner of your existence

[MegaSmile15]

I luvv canada<3 Canadian's ftw!

[31MinutesToTakeoff]

"Are we taking your Zamboni to the hockey game?" Best line right there, bahaha.

[crapstacker5]

It seems like this was made by an american.

[weLeb14]

s*t ahah

[MrBunpanya]

LMAO TUPAC!!!! So accurate.

[kevinbollers2]

I wear 2Pac's whenever it's cold

[forinfinitytrinity]

i love being candian, aha im in ontario. but i dont get the "about" part? no one says abooot

[WMBrown]

@forinfinitytrinity yep. though, sadly we're slowly turning into america. :/

[julesnatural]

Love the Canucks beanie!!



[TheCandoc]

THIS JUST SHOWS YOU HOW DUMB AMERICANS ARE!!!

[mahomsy]

@TheCandoc No lol because Americans don't really talk to us like this. And if you think they do, you need to travel more.

[TheCandoc]

@mahomsy Actually They do talk to us like this. I've traveled all over the US and Ive lived there as well...and this is EXACTLY how majority of them were..Dumb and clueless about the rest of the world.

[SUP3RZ0MB1E]

I live on the border, and rarely hear any of this. The only things I get asked, are about gun laws, and if I play hockey.

[katykazzoo101]

proud canadien!!! this video pretty much sums up what it's like going to the states :p

[BowChickaWowMeekle]

Everyday I get ask about lumberjack relatives. Also being a french Canadian I'm expected to know everything and anything about Maple syrup.

[MrLoveyTube]

lmfao so true about the "Do you know justin bieber."

[TLovesJB1]

its all about toronto thumbs up if u agree ps:its were Drakes from if you didnt know

[GoPensGo377]

I just came back from a cruise, when I told everyone I was Canadian the first thing I heard was "say about!" so i laughed when you said that in the video.

[ImaZombeh]

I wish I was Canadian :/

[SlyFox70100]

@ImaZombeh just immigrate, Ive been an immigrated Irishman turned Canadian citizen for the past 15 years

[WeRTheMusicOfToday]

@ImaZombeh I'm Canadian lmfao it's awesome :)

[darkmatter666666]

@ImaZombeh NEW LAW: No gay immigrants... lmao, just joshing brah, dont give two shits what sex your into :) I like pussy, you like dick, the END. I'm canadian so FUCK YEAH!

[ImaZombeh]

@darkmatter666666 haha... wait, how do you know what my sexuality is? o.o And btw, i like dick AND pussy ;)

[darkmatter666666]

@ImaZombeh mindfuck! ;)

[ChangeTheChannelSong]

@ImaZombeh Yep you're missing out xD

[50MJ1958]

@ImaZombeh Yaaay!

[TheAmazingFudger]

I live in Detroit and nearly EVERYONE I know says this!!! We have Tim Horton's too, we visit Canada often and we love Canadians. Fellow Americans, I ask that you stop making the Canadians hate us by posting stupid comments!

[classicrock297]

@TheAmazingFudger i live in windsor! go to detroit all the time and quite honestly im scared when im downtown lolol but that's ok 

[TheAmazingFudger]

@classicrock297 Don't be afraid of downtown!!!! Its perfectly fine and just like any other urban city!! I live about 15 minutes away from Downtown and my dad has worked there for nearly 9 years!! Then again I have only lived in cities with the highest murder rates...

[SUP3RZ0MB1E]

@TheAmazingFudger Dont worry. I know a few Americans, and I dont hate you guys any more than the people in this country, ha ha. There are PLENTY of dumb Canadians :D

[OMFGILoveDrake]

Tim Hortans? Is that the name of a president? LMFAO Love timmies, started in my city.

[XXLMOB]

America is greasy boys, real fuckin greasy. fuck off lahey

[PurpleTurtlefish24]

I love Canada and i'm American

I have seriously cried over not being Canadian XD

[siranonymousperson]

@PurpleTurtlefish24 Be proud of your country's history and where you came from. I'm not saying to hate on other countries, but be proud of your background (unless you come from some country like North Korea or Iran).

[PurpleTurtlefish24]

@siranonymousperson I'm proud of my backround ancestry

and I like US in the past because of some things,and some times it just makes me sick

[RGestwa]

HAHAHA, its too bad that people like @jrockstarking1 represent the majority of the American population... They're not all complete retarded ass-holes like him

[siranonymousperson]

I'm American, and I've never said any of this -___-

[RGestwa]

@siranonymousperson have you ever talked to a canadian...? ;) hahaa

[siranonymousperson]

@RGestwa I live in New York. Canada isn't too far away, and I see a lot of Canadians when I go to hockey games. GO RANGERS!!

[cloudsurfer73]

@siranonymousperson good boiiiii :) lol jk it's good to know not all people judge before they know a.k.a pre-judice!! I don't even agree on doing that to other countries when u know how it feels to have it done to you :)

[siranonymousperson]

@cloudsurfer73 You're telling me. Whenever someone outside the USA sees me on a forum/YouTube page, they automatically call me a fat, arrogant, ignorant, egotistical pig. I hate this feeling, and I never judge anyone based on where they came from. I may make jokes to friends, but it's all in fun. (BTW, I'm 1.778 meters tall, 65 kilograms, and have a 99 average in AP world history :P)

[D34THC10CK]

lol my school uses that techno version of o canada :P

[ihateracist2001]

he's not native american he has an asian roots i think so

[GunnersOwnAll]

can you help me with this french word? it's c-o-l-o-u-r..looll

[VancouverRepresent]

YEAA VANCOUVERREPRESENT CHECK US OUT

[CORNFLAKE275]

my name is Joe too

[lindatrucha]

Canada way better than the states 100% I love Canada!!!

[lildevil470]

It's funny how on every video that slightly mentions Canada, you have American trolls insecurely shoving their opinions up everyone's asses.... Seriously has almost everyone in your country been raised with the "I'm the fucking greatest" opinion forced into their minds?

[PlayBackWoW]

@jrockstarking1 America forever.... Chinese servants.

[ahlmr89]

@PlayBackWow... I think we invented these :Canola, Walkie-Talkie, Java programming, BlackBerry, The Pager, 56k modem, The Telephone, Brunton compass, snowmobile, Electric wheelchair, Prosthetic Hand,Steam Engine, Car Heater, foghorn, SONAR, Table hockey, Basketball, 5pin bowling, Lacrosse, Instant Replay, Insulin, Cobalt-60 Cancer Treatment, Explosives Detector, Bone Marrow Compatibility Test, Plexiglas, Wonderbra, pacemaker, Alkaline battery in 1954. Electric Oven, Kerosene, Peanut butter,

[PlayBackWoW]

@ahlmr89 Canadian or American?

[kieriec]

I asked my Canadian roommate about bacon once.

[L053rM4gn3t123]

Who live's in Edmonton ? :)

[didy5643]

America is a bunch of fat fucking asswholes

[L053rM4gn3t123]

@didy5643 I agree. :)

[halloweenscary101]

every body knows Vancouver is the best city in the world!!!!!! :)

[arnihockey]

@halloweenscary101 montreal 10 time better

[wingsfan4795]

@halloweenscary101 it doesnt withstand riots very well

[arilious]

@halloweenscary101 haha, are you kidding? everyone hates vancouver you fool.. its asians, starbucks, and bad hockey players... fuckin loser... lol

[Greendaycheese]

@halloweenscary101 Edmonton ftw.

[SUP3RZ0MB1E]

@halloweenscary101 Nope. After their hissy fit about losing the playoffs, they are officially my least favourite city. Thats right. I like it less than Quebec city.

[bikingmike1]

@halloweenscary101 Calgary is btw

[MrCanuck55]

@halloweenscary101 nah ST. JOHN'S is the best

[turnaroundrox]

i did laugh more then i thought i would!!

[Yoshuayovel]

0:25 can you translate this French word? It spells "colour". "calor"?

Good job bro!

[SmokyTheBear90]

American pride.. but Canadians are super sexy.. my man's from Calgary.. waaaayyyy different from american guys. love em :)

[rochelle178]

@jrockstarking1 Canadians are aware of the "affairs" going on in many countries, not just the USA. It may surprise you, my dear American friend, that in Canada we are educated about Canada, as well as countries other than our own. We learn about events happening within Canada as well as events around the globe. As you may be aware, the USA and Canada have close economic ties. And yet, Canada has been fairing much better than your beloved USA since the financial meltdown on YOUR Wall Street.

[wingsfan4795]

@rochelle178 faring*

[rochelle178]

@wingsfan4795 lol oooo you got me good ;)

[jrockstarking1]

@rochelle178 all canadians know are USA, Canada, and Mexico.. That's their world

[GriffinAbby]

@jrockstarking1 what....your a fuckin retard

[mhsrule]

i live in NW WA state and i notice there are more canadian plates on the road then washington plates lol. they raid our mall, and hey if theyre spendin money here in the U.S., then i have no problem:)

[ltrinier31]

@mhsrule everything is so cheap!! have to love it!!



[hgfvbhfgirl]

Although not all Americans are that way just the ignorant ones(you).

[hgfvbhfgirl]

@jrockstarting1 But u can tell who other countries want as tourists (not rude Americans that have nothing better to do than insult others but polite Canadians).

[jrockstarking1]

@hgfvbhfgirl polite canadians? or too scared to fight?? I'd say the latter because I know canadians are all backstabbers. Always pretend to be a good neighbor when America is strong.. then jump on the bandwagon for low-blow attacks when America is ill..

[rachelx1129]

only not all americans are that fucking stupid...

[DinoDreamsicle]

Canadians are just as ignorant as Americans. Smh.

[BelovedLatiino]

@DinoDreamsicle are u dummb , americans think they are too greezy too come to canada like stfu your just as ignorant for making that comment

[ProjectROCKY]

@jrockstarking1 Buddy, you need to chill man Canadians aren't stupid k most of our stereotypes are our accent which isnt really true considering i dont have one and like tim hortons and stuff. American stereotypes are how there stupid not us. So next time you go ahead and troll just know that nobody loves you =D

[gneisscleavage]

@ProjectROCKY as a fellow Canadian, I'd just like to politely inform you that you spelled "they're" incorrectly. Dumbass.

[Yusra1001]

15 people are american

[jeks22]

"Are we driving your Zamboni to the hockey game??" HAHAHAHA

[KnucklesMcOuch]

If this is seriously things that Americans ask, what does that say about them ?? Can we take your zamboni to the hockey game ??? Seriously ???

[maddoggydizzle]

Canada forever

[jrockstarking1]

@maddoggydizzle Canada forever.... American servants

[iamhabberjam]

hes not even american. hes an asian trolol

[1icanttellu]

i love canadians!!!

[onigiri1205]

lol @ S*hit... XD its not censored!

[MrBigyellowbus]

@jrockstarking1 Canada is not the most powerful country in the world, but Americas economy is a joke. Canadas health care is obviously way better than the states. The only reasons US has cheaper housing is because the houses are all short sales or for closure.

[xMrIPROgaming1x]

I just love how the american is asian, eh?

[Saffyart]

I get this all way too much T.T my friend pretends it's not a country (APH...)

[aeharding]

fuck ya, canada

[canucksforever1]

Canuckssssss yeeeeaa <3

[Jbullock93]

you kinda sound gay dude

[danbeb]

YES I live in the North side of England lol

[24Ornella]

hahahaha '' can you help me spell this french word c-o-l-o-u-r.. colo-oor?''

[Desttinyy]

Woooot Canucks! Vancouver stand up!

[SmokyTheBear90]

@Desttinyy ... take ya shirt off.. twist is round ya' head spin it like a helicopter.

[MrAndyman68]

It's Brum by the way x

[MrAndyman68]

I dont understand any of this but I love you Justin xx

[naganokumas]

"Whale oil, beef, hooked."

Put on your best Irish accent and say this again.

[peblezQ]

French fries in gravy with melted cheese is the greatest thing EVER!

[joeykinya]

hahahahaha,President Tim Hortons

[samsrkewl]

Fuck thats awesome.

[samsrkewl]

LOL Are we at your igloo yet?

[MadDjDog]

shit canadians say to americans is your dad a cowboy

[FLalva]

@blueaquarious1 Dude, the dude's making fun of Americans, not Canadians

[blueaquarious1]

This is ridiculous us canadians should b giving americans history lessons.. ur a moron. Fukin chink

[onamor8]

@blueaquarious1 Wow, so fail.

[bodhimachine]

eh

you are eh silly hoser

eh

[Itzthetjjshow]

@skillzNsk1lls Ok fuck u i gess u r not a canadian bich

[shaaaniii]

LMAO ftw

[skillzNsk1lls]

@ohCanAsian you will never be canadian no matter how hard you try... look at yourself in the mirror CHING CHONG.

[Gamecubesupreme]

@skillzNsk1lls Why are you confusing nationality with race. If he has a Canadian passport, then he is Canadian. Now being Caucasian, that's a different story.

[8CanadianLifeLine8]

@skillzNsk1lls

Pretty sure you arnt a canadian just by that comment. A nationality is defined by a shared historic experience and value system.

You certainly dont share the same perspective as most canadians, so you must not be canadian.

[LuluHannaLove]

"Colore?" looool xD

[tobecome2]

CANADA EH ... SPELL MIT RIGHT EH

[randomgal190]

CANADA=BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH!!!!!(not just north america XD XD XD XD)

[Sw1tchy]

@randomgal190 at being america's bitch :)

[darcie26]

@Sw1tchy Let me fix your sentence for you, EH?

*America is a bitch.

You're welcome, hoser.

[Sw1tchy]

@darcie26 my sentence was fine :)

[PlayBackWoW]

@Sw1tchy you're fuckin stupid, how is canada americas bitch? o right it must be our free health care, or the debt we hardly have vs america.

[Sw1tchy]

@PlayBackWoW when did canada get full independence? 1982? k thanks bye

[2bebabified]

@Sw1tchy Why are some Americans pathetic in arguments? What's making you insult others who live on the same continent as you? How old are you for real? You need to grow up before it's too late. Self-righteously flaunting anyway... geez, now you know why most the world hates you guys because some of you have blissful and ignorant attitude toward things.

[PlayBackWoW]

@Sw1tchy i didnt know that we were part of America, o wait we never were. and not having full independence isnt such a bad thing, remember the war where America got there asses kicked because they wanted Canada, we didnt have full independence then so we had allies that came and fought back.

[TheCodking2]

@randomgal190 oh ya

[jrockstarking1]

@randomgal190 have fun lying to yourself.. you have a gullible country of poverty stricken losers.... eat shit motherfucker

[TheSanityCrash]

@jrockstarking1 I really hope you're not American.. although you must be because no one else from any other country is so brazenly arrogant, But you really shouldn't be talking to anyone about "poverty stricken such and such".. take a look out your door, Yank.. the good ole US of A is on the verge of economic collapse and I've read of certain states that can't even afford to have their police force fully staffed or operational. But hey, fuck facts it's too fun being an Americunt right?

[ElDuffeSanchez]

@TheSanityCrash

Thank you. *applause*

[ElDuffeSanchez]

@jrockstarking1

Oh the lies your government tells you. Whose dollar is in its worst recession in years? Not Canada. Whose country forces its people to pay for medical care? Not Canada. Whose country’s ignorance is fuelled by its government’s priority to spend its money on war and bank bailouts instead of education and the poverty problem? Not Canada. Whose government tells you it’s the greatest country on earth despite all those above problems? Not Canada. I rest my case. ;)

[jrockstarking1]

@ElDuffeSanchez which country is the most powerful in the world? Not Canada. Which country has acceptable and decent health care? Not Canada. Which country has the most affordable housing. Not Canada. which country is well known by the world? Not Canada. I rest my case

[ElDuffeSanchez]

@jrockstarking1

I find your ignorance disturbing, yet not surprising. Study a country before you insult it.

[jrockstarking1]

@ElDuffeSanchez you're the ignorant one.. what I stated are facts.. you can't even deny it. lol

[PlayBackWoW]

@jrockstarking1 what country is more respected? not America. what country has less debt? not America. what country has acceptable and decent health care? not America. what country isn't know for its wars for black gold? not America. I rest my case.

[ElDuffeSanchez]

@PlayBackWoW

Thank you. Based on the assist, I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’re a Canadian. I wish Americans (or any nation that aggrandizes itself as superior for that matter) would see themselves the way they are, and not as some supernation of awesomeness.

[jrockstarking1]

@PlayBackWoW shows that Canadians are more interested in America's affairs than their own.. I guess everyone in Canada only cares about the US and not Canada. And really shows who's the boss

[level242]

That is true but let's not forget WE invented Rock n Roll

[wingsfan4795]

@PlayBackWoW what country is actually relevant in the world? not canada! what country set the bar for capitalism and society? not canada! what country made your beloved sport known? oh yeah that was america too...

[PlayBackWoW]

@wingsfan4795 haha what country was getting oil from canada? America. What country has MAN beer? not America. whos stereotypes are good? not Americas.

[wingsfan4795]

@PlayBackWoW while you guys were running around in the woods perfecting beer, we were doing useful things that actually benefit people. how many revolutionary inventions came from canada?

america invented the internet, the light bulb, the computer, the airplane, air conditioner, cable, and THE ZAMBONI

[PlayBackWoW]

@wingsfan4795 yep because starting wars for oil is such a good thing. also go here: careerchem (dot) com /NAME D/Canadian-Inventions (dot) html then you will see

[PlayBackWoW]

@wingsfan4795 so now whos doing useful things?

[395203502]

@wingsfan4795 A lot more than you think.. Basketball, Margarine, Dental Mirror, Ear Piercer, Electric Stove, Electric Wheelchair, Five Pin Bowling, Garbage Bag, IMAX, insulin(for diabetes), Java, Kerosene, Newsprint, Pacemaker, Paint Roller, Pictionary, Rollerskate, (co-invented) Superman, Table Hockey, Telephone, Walkie-Talkie, Washing Machine, Zipper, Peanut Butter, Egg Carton, plus everything ahlmr89 listed. Just Google Canadian Inventions.

[lildevil470]

@wingsfan4795 Hey, Dip shit! Go do some research! Canadian inventions: Electric Cook Range (Oven), Electric Heater, Insulin, Washing Machine, Electron Microscope, Combine Harvester Equipment, Humane Fur Animal Trap, Newsprint, Television, Jetliner, Standard Time, Chocolate Bar, Twin Plane Air Cooled Engine, Television Camera, Heart Pacemaker, Electric Wheelchair, Silicon Chip Blood Analyzer, Rubber Shoe Heels, Basketball, Air Conditioning, and the motherfucking Electric Light bulb

[lildevil470]

@wingsfan4795 And the Cancer Blood Test.... Just to name a few. Before you do the "We are better than you!" bullshit, do some fucking research. We are neighbouring countries can't we just shove the insecurities aside for shit sakes and just get along.

[dmurph141]

@PlayBackWoW dont bitch to canada when your amazing country starts running out of water.

[gabsylv]

@PlayBackWoW which country has the complex? not America

[hotdogman67]

@PlayBackWoW

America isn't a country. It's a continent. I assume that you're talking about the United States?