Harry Potter Nerds Win at Life

[kylieBBQ]

HAHAHAHA. the tone in which he says "oh yeah that purse is okaaaay" hahahaha.

[SheIsStarStuff]

I played myself for 20q, just for fun. I was so excited when it guessed Maureen Johnson! And so I click that the guess was close. The next question was, "Are you female?", and I clicked yes, after which it guessed....Casey Anthony.

[DxTHIRDRUNNERxD]

I couldn't stop staring at that Sprite can. Then it turned into a four-legged-pony-like creature with an ass tattoo. Your excited jumping made me have to pee.

[cookiegirl578]

i played harry potter 20 questions

i was guessing Albus Severus Potter and it got it right :?

[giggsa]

does French the Llama create music? I feel it should

[iamacatspy]

I played thinking of Hank. First it said celebrity, which I said was close, then it guessed mermaid...

[OwlinAMinor]

Actually, unicorns got on the Hogwarts Express instead of Noah's ark ...

[17livestrong]

I tried Hank Green and it guess "a woman"

hahahah!

[ClaireLaBear11]

I tried John and it worked but when it got it said

"I am guessing that it is John Green (Author and Viral Campaign Guru)?"

Viral Campaign Guru? Really?

[Dracomancer273]

Beat 20Q with a quark and a belt.

Failing to see the I in this AI

[Iciciro]

WHY ARE YOU HATING ON UNICORNS!?

[FlailingAxes]

Played 20Q People, asked "Are you a sports icon?" A: "YES! SWOODILYPOOPERS!" Got it in 26 questions =P

[MysteriousBrownEyes1]

First of your videos I've ever seen.

*instant love*

[Carmen676]

I agree with you about nerds allowed being overly enthusiastic about things. Like when I walked into my art room once and found out that one of the Dr. Who fans was building a TARDIS in the corner. I freaked out and almost passed out. I somehow ended up no the floor, and I was still freaking out when I headed into my english classroom. :)

[taweja]

20Q did guess Hank correctly, but it thought he was a similar object to Cliff Richard. Huh

[notsogentleman]

I asked 20q darth vader and alicorn and it got both wrong.

[michygirl555]

i played 20Q thinking John Green and it asked if I was thinking of a hemlock tree.

[iDiiNOALLY]

Notice that the sprite can in the background changes to a My Little Pony in around the middle.

[AvadaPresidentSnow]

I tried to get it to guess Josh Hutcherson... It thought he was a wolf.

[GodessofRock]

i did the harry potter 20q's.

I was thinking of the Weasley's Ford Anglia and it guessed Fireplace... :')

[ShaiChanOreo]

Nerdmance is so cute!!! ^^

[piglatin123]

I love John's laugh... especially when he's feeling schadenfreude xD

[Teeftlis]

It got Alan Lastufka when I did Hank.. It got John after 17 questions.

[InuKagndWolfsRaingrl]

I agree, personally, I love being a nerd! It means that I can squeal and jump around and be extremely happy about things people are like "Yeah, It's cause she's a nerd, no biggie, she doesn't have some weird bouncing disease."

[katytron]

anyone else have to close their eyes while the intro music plays so they don't see that tiny clip of john waxing his chin? EVERY TIME I SEE IT I feel a phantom pain in my chin! AHHH!

[imadeautubeaccount]

I'm quite frustrated that I'm finding this video two years later, since I do in fact live in or around the Chicago area. /:

[dreamdancer504]

what is this website????? the 20q one????

[erbrferg]

@dreamdancer504 It's in the description. ;)

[ecogeek234]

I remember that opening... A good year for nerfighteria, ya know pre-john baby

[whatarewesailingfor]

This is my favorite VB video, I dont know why, I JUST LOVE IT.

[RaincloudPlay]

It's an online version of a spherical handheld game we have in the UK, called 20 Questions.

[EmmaAteYourFace]

it took 30 questions to guess nebula

[zoemaloey1]

I played 'Akinator' with puppy sized elephants, and it guessed it in under 20 questions! Seriously, I am yet to beat this thing...

[mastermind3997]

FYI John, unicorns were let on the ark. Noah did have to eat something though.

[beatricethebaticeer]

I played 20 Questions music thinking of the Mountain Goats, and one of the questions was, " Do you have children?" Obviously, the Mountain Goats have No Children. But holy crap, it guessed correctly. The only entity that's heard of them besides my eighth grade English teacher!

[hannah113banana]

20 Questions thinks that you're a tourist, John. Sorry.

[BexxiM]

31 questions to guess it was a horse.

[oSnapItsAli]

omg are you a brony???

[ThatOneChick2021]

THANK GOD! Oh, sorry, I was just expecting you to say Edward Cullen and I got very worried.

[BooksAreMyBlood]

You made me laugh SO hard!

[inalackofcolor]

BEING A NERD IS THE BEST!

[ganiisness]

this is probably the vlogbrothers video I've seen the most times... it makes me so happy!!

[TheWarnerSister]

@ganiisness Same! This is one of my favorites. Whenever I'm feeling not very enthusiastic about the amazing stuff, or like everything I like and appreciate is stupid, I come back to this. Nerd is one of my favorite things to be now because it's okay to like stuff. :D

[theacciotardis]

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE!!!!! NERDING OUT.

[R4d1c4lAcc3pt4nc3]

OMG JOHN!!! I just did that Akinator, the Web Genuis and I thought of puppy sized elephants, and it guessed it! It had your picture too! xD Like this so that he sees it hahaha

[DKBaha1]

Geek to Geek dating!!!!!LOL i do get golf ads as well

[BreezyBoo97]

thumbs up if you noticed the soda can turn into a pony.

[evolvingboard]

magical disappearing soda can/pony!

[Justin1976]

Corndog abuse is no laughing matter.I lost my dad to it, and I am horribly offended that you make light of it.

[456puff]

DFTBA!!!!

[kristinemarcotte]

I thought Hank and IT GUESSED RIGHT!

"Q20. I am guessing that it is Hank Green (Nerdfighter and EcoGeek)?"

[MakeEasyonYourself]

Your sprite can turned into a pony...

[scoobysnaxlova]

I played 20 questions thinking of John Green AND IT GUESSED THE YETI. How wonderfully ironic.

[desertion89]

@scoobysnaxlova I did the same thing and it guessed a magician. 

[xKristaBeanx]

i played 20 questions, my thought being john green, and it asked "can it be placed on your head" XD

[LittleMissObviousx]

The Sprite bottle was replaced with a pony :O

[s76trombone]

It got Hank in 22Q

[s76trombone]

I played 20Q and it guessed John Green in 17 questions.

[DreamHopeLive]

John Green I tried you and you'll never believe what I got...........SOULMATE! lol you got any younger clones of yourself I could have? Cause I think Henry and the Yeti need you more then I do! lol

[alphonsewife4ever]

When I went to see DH part 2, I went with some devoted Snape fans and I joined in on throwing salt packets at James whenever he showed on the screen.

[Mistiewell]

I love John's mundane voice! :D

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

I went to library to get paper towns let my sob read it first last year I havent gotten it back yet...

[ilovesoccer08]

getting excited about Harry Potter movies is one of the best parts of being a nerd.

there were actually people at the doublefeature with me for DH Part 2 and they laughed everytime Voldemort screamed 'Avada Kedavra'. I don't think they got it. oh a nerd life is a good life.

[DreamerElusive]

I'm like this about Comic Cons. <3

[sallyrhiannon]

I just went and played 20q and I picked you as my person, so when it asked me 'Is it usually Green?' I HAD to say yes ;D

[tallplaypix]

When I 20Q'd you, I got Michael Buckley, then Mitch Hedberg, then Hank Green(very close!), then it finally guessed you.

[Starrehchan]

Someone hung a sign up in homeroom comparing Harry Potter and Twilight, and of course you know who won by far. I love my school XD

[Ravenclaw742]

I went to the midnight premiere of DH2 with some not-as-enthusiastic friends. The whole time we were waiting in line I couldn't control myself. When we finally got in the theatre I started bouncing up and down in my seat. When I saw the Warner Bros logo I started crying, and didn't stop until I fell asleep that night. My muggle friends didn't understand.

[TalynG]

When I went to see the Harry Potter premier for Half Blood Prince, there was an asshole non-nerd group screaming penis, and when Dumbledore died, they were laughing and saying stupid things like, "Suck my dick." I told them to shut up, but I'm quite sad I couldn't feel sad when Dumbledore died ;_;

[ariearenonagela]

John, you will be happy to know that as I played 20 questions I set you as the answer in my mind, and the final answer...*drumroll* ... a millionaire!!! lol

[AlyReality]

I totally got the joke and felt super excited :D

[rachinapotter]

i cried 19 times at DHP2

[Mathgeek3141592]

Electrons... WIN! :)

[0023553]

clearly 20q has gotten better, as it guessed hank on the first try

[StinaSvenson]

I did the 20 questions thing and was thinking of my big brother.

It guessed neanderthal.

[Azulmine]

In the cut between 1:31 and 1:32, the Sprite can on the shelf turns into a My Little Pony.

[danirawrrawr18]

i laughed at the electron joke..:P lol

[OrizonsOverview]

Best moment of my life:

I tried the 20 questions in my name, (vain, but I don't care).

It guessed I was Hank Green.

[longhairaek]

20 questions couldn't guess a dalek or the doctor. i was saddened by its lack of dr. who knowledge. :(

[MusicChick015]

i just did 20 q and was trying to get John Green just to see if I could and it definitely asked if it was "a yeti?" and i kinda loved it :)

[bigswordspikedhair]

Akinator is much better.

[puckle3]

i did 20 questions with my little 20 questions game and thought of elves and it said smurfs

[notthatlame]

I was thinking of Charlie McDonnell and it guessed a rubber chicken then asked if it was me, and then guessed it was a tooth fairy

[Sumpumpolis]

if only lotr nerds were more common :(

[iamacatspy]

thank you so much italktosnakes/kristina horner for introducing me to the vlogbrothers.

[Tabbiecat55]

Were people not covered under the category animals? And are Doctor Who characters not people too?! Love Lady Padantic :)

[athena2517]

That moment when you realize you've been watching vlogbrothers for three hours, and are perfectly okay with that. You have decreased world suck 300X in my life. Thanks!

[BeatingBat]

Despicable is now my favorite word XD Alongside with Epiphany XD

[Allergic2Krypto]

pony!! <3

[GimmeSomeRedVInes]

88 dIslikes? THANKS HERMIONE

[Silverbirdy333]

Spooky Action! :D I watched that on nova the other day. c:

I think that's what you're referring to, anyway. xD Electron Entanglement?

[SpazzMaker]

I'm using this video to introduce one of my best friends to nerdfighteria.

[Chocmarywarren]

I love you.

[spatiality]

Where did the intro go nowdays?

[yozzzman]

This video made me want to drink Sprite.

[Musicgirl42798]

How come I can't go back in time?!?! ACK!

[SheCanTalk13]

Hehe sprite.

[DemigodFan]

I cried when I was waiting to see Part ! of the Deathly Hallows. I was all like "It's almost over!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and my mom was all like "Are you ok? Do you need to go to the bathroom?" o.O

[TheC0mart]

I want that shirt.

[bluechimplover50]

Absolutely love your channel. You are by far one of my favorite authors of all time. Love this!

[TgicOlivia]

Then I've been winning at life since I was 7! :D

[henrycatgoesmeow]

heh. that was me in the theatres waiting to see harry potter. and i kept on repeatting "nox, nox, nox..." hoping the lights would go out xD

[darkling2222]

I LOVE being unironically enthusiastic!!! YEAH!!!

[97Scarygirl]

And Ron weasly has gotten so buff!

My sister: Heck yeah he is!

Me: Tom is cuter.

Then she hit me. XD

[KoopaTank]

Did anyone notice that during the frame switch between :41 and :42 the big green book shifted position?

[butts734]

A bit after 1:30, the sprite can on the shelf to his left is replaced with a My Little Pony. It made me happy.

[TheRaygunTribe]

is it just me or do Sleeping Dragons Never Smile

translate it to latin

yo probably still wont get it

[VanillaOrchid95]

@TheRaygunTribe

I thought it was 'never tickle the sleeping dragon', of course latin every word has 5 different meanings.

[ScathachWarrior]

I am thinking of "computer" and it asked me "Do you use it with a computer?"....I.... No? Yes? IDK

[izzyyannat]

I was thinking John Green and 20q said.... Vladimir Putin.

[zigz07]

i just went on the akinator and it guessed hank and john! :O

[Yue65]

When I played 20 question it could not guess the biblical character Nimrod.

[averagenerdfighter99]

I WENT ON THE 20Q GAME. IT GUESSED PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS AND SHOWED A PICTURE OF JOHN GREEN HOLDING A PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANT. I MIGHT HAVE LET OUT A SCREAM OF JOY WHEN I SAW IT.

[EmilyAlwaysSings]

Just went onto 20Q. It guessed Maureen Johnson, Natalie Tran, James Rolfe, Michael Buckley, and Scott Westerfield.

I WAS THINKING OF THE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL HANK GREEN!!

[geeze96]

I am currently writing up a chemistry review disscusing the movement of electrons,, your joke made my evening

[shewithwings]

is that a pony in the background?

[samw181818]

A better site than 20Q is the Akinator. It gueses everything (even puppy sized elephants).

[TheKatsProductions]

hehee the advertisement for this video was slim fast 1-2-3 plan. how weight watchers going?

[krimzonvillain]

"AND RON WEASLEY HAS GOTTEN SO BUFF"

This is why I love you, John.

[alliwicious1]

John Green 20q:John Green. FIRST TRY!

[LeaveLikeTheSane]

My Little Pony figurine in the background for the win. (:

[WafflesandFruitloops]

doctor who!!!!

[babyscottish12]

:O He mentioned Doctor Who!!! :P

[thatsthecrazyone]

me and three other harry potter nerds explained to a teacher that the golden snitch is not inappropriate or offensive.

keep in mind one of these kids yells "expelliarmus!!!" at random people

one of them went to the harry potter theme park the year it came out

i barely new the last kid though.

well,this is what AWESOME seventh graders do in study hall.

[aislingreene]

i have a harry potter 20Q :D

[XxiloveGWxX]

This video...just..<3

[ohsnapitzizzii]

@vlogbrothers do you like pegicorns though???

[onewholovesbooks]

Is telling the guy that you like you miss him like Laya missed Han, even though he was a total douche to her, a bad thing?

[PrettifulCupcakes]

DAT SPRITE

[Hyperluna]

Is John gay? Sorry, just started watching these; love them already, but I am a little confused. HP ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! 8D

[mynameissarahred]

@Hyperluna He isn't. :P Though we'd still love him even if he were gay. But he has a wife. Her name is the Yeti.

[multiplybyzeroagain]

@Hyperluna Also a son. The most adorable human in the world, ever. His name is Henry.

[gnana2kumar]

@Hyperluna if John was gay....I'd SO DATE HIM IN A SECOND

[emmaissocoollike1]

Harry potter nerds win at life? yes. why? Darren criss. if unicorns were left off the ark, how does voldemort live off of them in the forbidden forest in the beginning of Harry potter?!?!?!

[MissJuniorMinty]

:) Being a nerd is very fun! I was sitting in class doodling and i wrote nerdfighter in bubble letters. Someone asked me why i fought nerds as I sit there in glasses and a doctor who shirt. Not to mention a pencil was behind my ear. Does that seem like I fight nerds?

[QueenMagslieofSweden]

While doing Hank, it asked if the person wears makeup. I felt compelled to say yes.

[bubbleninjacatgirl]

ON my first try i got hank Do you have a nickname? Yes. 16. Are you short? No. 15. Have you ever been on MTV? No. 14. Do you appeal to children? Yes. 13. Do you have blond hair? Yes. 12. Are you a musician? Yes. 11. Are you tall? yes. 10. Do you wear glasses? Yes. 9. Are you under 40 years old? Yes. 8. Are you in a grunge band? No. 7. Do you have a beard? Sometimes.

[ChelsieOliviaa]

At least you didn't go into orbital hybridization.

I might have punched you then. :P

[hicksa3]

I'm thinking of using your Harry Potter/nerd rant as a monologue for a class. She said we could use anything!

[JacquilineMist]

@hicksa3 hey, i'm thinking about doing the exact same thing.

[SuperChalek]

I tried the twenty question thing. I got, "Is it green?" Slyly, I replied that yes, yes it was. ...JOHN GREEN. 

[somethingnew611]

I played and I got Hank Green

[schattig1elfje]

but... but i LOVE UNICORNS!!

[theCRAZYtwizzler]

I looked up when he said doctor who and nerd smiled

[Envi0usDream3r]

@theCRAZYtwizzler OMN (oh my nerd) So did I!

[hobo8675309]

I thought that you were going to say that the computer guessed that Hank was Hitler.

[dalekmum]

i get to see luna lovegood

AND IM GONNA CRY AT THE END!!!!!!!!

[PrimaryColoursdotcom]

Harry Potter nerds win at life. Proof you ask? Darren Criss

[austins830]

@PrimaryColoursdotcom Proof you ask? I NEED NONE!

[CarolinaAudrey]

JOHN GREEN YOUR STARE IS IMPECCABLE. HOW ARE YOU NOT BLINKING. 

[keylimecupcake1998]

20q said similar to john green: William Beckett, Stephenie Meyer , Brandon Flowers, Peter Jackson, Alex Gaskarth, Nelly Furtado, Frank Iero, Chris Wolstenholme, Mark Zuckerberg, Charles Dickens, Brendon Urie, Michelle Obama wtf

[happyman097]

whats a nerd fighter?

[andyanderson100]

i love being a nerd for the same reasons you do! NERDS RULE!

[shamiefirebolt]

0:40 then 0:42 OMG THE SPRITE CAN MOVED AND A BOOK APPEARED! I"M DYING

[ArtemisRampant]

20Q now can guess Hank Green in 16 questions. Thank you, Nerdfighteria.

[limedesu56]

was that a rarity pony doll in the background? I didn't take you for a brony my friend.

[wolfmoonharvest]

The Sprite can has moved, I repeat, the Sprite can has moved.

...and so has that book...

[DeSmurfen125]

I love this channel, it makes me feel good about being a nerd XD

[BellaSolveig]

1:16 and now we will never experience that potter-gasm-excitement we all get before watching a new harry potter movie in the theatre for the first time.

[natsays9]

Sprite magically transformed into a My Little Pony o.O

[g0ldmemberBG]

After watching this videos I feel like drinking some Sprite...

[SatellitePlane]

okay that 20 questions is SCARY

[kaya347]

I don't think unicorns were left off the ark, I think that the couple that was on the ark were homosexual. HARRY POTTER NERDS RULE!!!

[lightingstrikes25]

i did the 20 question thing for Alex Day and it guessed CORRECTLY!!! OMG!! My mind=blown!

[LunaRavenclawGirl14]

I love harry potter!

[AmaWalkieTalkie]

okay i'm new to nerdfighteria so i have to ask; john, why do you hate unicorns so much?

also, fabulous electron joke :P

[GingerZombieDoll]

Fuck hipsters, I want a NERD!!!!

[CrazedAuthor]

When I went with my bff to see the ,ovie, during the part when the inferi rise up, I stuck my hand up through the cup holder and started patting her arm. She was freaked out!

[lin4200]

pony~ ^_^

[xcskier999]

I FINALLY GOT THE ELECTRON JOKE AFTER WATCHING THIS VIDEO 3 TIMES

[xxArTmAtTeRsxx]

Oh vlogbrothers.... you understand me so well! BTW Cool video :)

[embolalia]

1:32 Your Sprite can is now a pony.

[IlyTheVampire]

Akinator guessed both John and Hank! Yeah!

[lovefromeponine]

Oh my god I just tried Akinator and it totally got Hank. Now I'm gonna make him guess you