I'm amazed how thick some people are. No he didn't play the gimp. It's a joke. Oswalt just finds it amusing to think all these characters played by Zabka are really one person, and that they'd end up as the gimp in Pulp Fiction. Since the gimp was masked, he can make that joke.
At this moment William Zabka is sitting at his cubicle while working as a technical support rep for a cable company, crying as he secretly wishes his life had gone down the same path as Johnny Lawrence
@mdrcross100 Do a basic wikipedia search on Zabka and you'll discover that he has had quite a successful career; including being nominated for an Oscar (non-acting related).
@aaronbrakefield Exactly, the same kind of guy who gets pissed when you call him a "disc jockey". Not listening, distracted by a mosquito, never doing the research it takes interview someone as talented as Oswalt. I'm sure that face-for-radio douchebag was relieved that Patton did practically the entire segment by himself. Oswalt has to endure a thousand of these guys a year, and most of them act as though it's HIS priviledge to do their morning show on KOCK 97 in Pocatello.
Man, this actually made me look up the Pulp Fiction cast list, you know, in case he was actually playing the Gimp. Rather disappointed Zabka didn't now. ;)
It sounded like these radio DJs had no clue who Patton was or what he was referencing. They seemed out of the loop, uncool. For shame, Patton Oswalt rules.
do this for an entire album. Just do it. every track... a different obscure dickhead from a movie. he could win a Grammy god dammit. It can be Patton Oswalds sergeant pepper
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he should make an entire album like this where each track is a different obscure movie character. He could do chunk from goonies, Admiral akbar from starwars, marcus brody from indiana jones... pretty much any character thats imprinted into the american lexicon but obscure enough that he could make up huge parts of their backstory.
This made me laugh so hard that I nearly crapped myself. Never listen to a Patton Oswalt rant when you have diarrhea or you will be buying new pants tomorrow.
@goku4113 I doubt it. Patton kind of went off on a tangent and invented a new future for Jonny after "The Karate Kid". Ruthless just kind of did a sympathetic view of Jonny.
Just for those of you lost... William Zabka the actor played Johnny Lawrence in "Karate Kid", Greg Tolan in "Just One of the Guys" and Chas in "Back to School". Patton didn't just pull these names out of his ass. lol
Funny shit since all of those roles were him playing the school bully so they might as well have been the same person.
@BonerJams7 ya know... I thought about Just One of the Guys too... forgot it was him in that... also forgot he was in Back to School... got both of the references though, but didn't think anyone else but me ever saw Just One of the Guy
well written fiction, stitching together 3 of William Zabka's movies as a real person, but the last character is not Zabka, rather is played by Stephen Hibbert. Bravo Patton, Bravo!
FUCK Patton is baked
pseudodeduction 3 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
Man that is fucked up.
pittland44 3 days ago
wow, Johnny Lawrence went though ten years of bad luck because of some dark haired new jersey asshole after they unintentionally ruined his life
Remington61189 5 days ago
don't talk sh-t about johnny lawrence.
benjie414 1 week ago
I am laughing so hard I am crying!
Mkultradeth 1 week ago
Wow... that just went into 3 or 4 80's movies... lol
solidturd666 2 weeks ago
I'm amazed how thick some people are. No he didn't play the gimp. It's a joke. Oswalt just finds it amusing to think all these characters played by Zabka are really one person, and that they'd end up as the gimp in Pulp Fiction. Since the gimp was masked, he can make that joke.
WalterLiddy 2 weeks ago 2
Now I have to watch all those movies together.
kwill81 2 weeks ago
Best video EVER!
Serpentsevensix 1 month ago
it was called the gimp- "bring out the gimp"
sexywhitebriefs 1 month ago
@ 2:43 in...LMAO
victordls 1 month ago
William Zabka wasn't in Pulp Fiction. That was Stephen Hibbert.
Cyberstorm8 2 months ago
Funny that guy has no clue who Johnny Lawrence is when Patton asks him. "Do you know who Johnny Lawrence is the character? Uh uh Yeah Macchio."
spyu 2 months ago
that could be one of the most depressing short stories ever.
MultiBlood1997 2 months ago
it's weird cuz it looks like Joey Lawrence in the background...
catrickswayze 2 months ago
hilarious. shows his range.
jarvis8807 2 months ago
This is awful.
uret7 2 months ago
At this moment William Zabka is sitting at his cubicle while working as a technical support rep for a cable company, crying as he secretly wishes his life had gone down the same path as Johnny Lawrence
mdrcross100 2 months ago
@mdrcross100 Have you ever watched the No More Kings video "Sweep the Leg"?
Wulfiebaby 2 months ago
@Wulfiebaby I just did and it was awesome.
mdrcross100 1 month ago
@mdrcross100 Do a basic wikipedia search on Zabka and you'll discover that he has had quite a successful career; including being nominated for an Oscar (non-acting related).
815oceanic815 2 months ago
@815oceanic815 I was just making a joke
mdrcross100 1 month ago
Olive-skinned New Jersey a-hole...
nevursleep 2 months ago
"you guys know who johnny lawrence is right?"
Yeah
"from the karate kid movies?"
Yeah, Machio...
aaronbrakefield 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos 3
@aaronbrakefield Exactly, the same kind of guy who gets pissed when you call him a "disc jockey". Not listening, distracted by a mosquito, never doing the research it takes interview someone as talented as Oswalt. I'm sure that face-for-radio douchebag was relieved that Patton did practically the entire segment by himself. Oswalt has to endure a thousand of these guys a year, and most of them act as though it's HIS priviledge to do their morning show on KOCK 97 in Pocatello.
CrackerLance 2 months ago
Man, this actually made me look up the Pulp Fiction cast list, you know, in case he was actually playing the Gimp. Rather disappointed Zabka didn't now. ;)
TripeHoundRedux 2 months ago
i could listen to this guy read the phone book
jwitz1000 3 months ago
It sounded like these radio DJs had no clue who Patton was or what he was referencing. They seemed out of the loop, uncool. For shame, Patton Oswalt rules.
PaladinHero 3 months ago
He should do one of these for Bruce Willis playing a cop. Shit would have to be an hour long though
lukesanborn87 3 months ago
whoever did the 3 dislikes are fucking losers.
dawgggystyle 3 months ago
that was kinda genius
xavierpaquin 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
johny lawrence is the man!
torito996 3 months ago
He did get punched by the drunk olive skinned wimp in Back to School.
lgr0506 3 months ago
That was brilliant how it turned into pulp fiction.
DJFlozone 3 months ago
do this for an entire album. Just do it. every track... a different obscure dickhead from a movie. he could win a Grammy god dammit. It can be Patton Oswalds sergeant pepper
flyboy765753 3 months ago 3
@flyboy765753 fuck yeah.
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saraqueenful 3 months ago
Get em a body bag Johnny YEAHHHHHH
Miles3363 4 months ago
Fuck I think I just made a piss spot
666krogoth666 4 months ago
hilarious!
homebuiltindoorplane 4 months ago
no one beats johnny!!!! my friend LOVES johnny lawrence
itbonapace 4 months ago
he should make an entire album like this where each track is a different obscure movie character. He could do chunk from goonies, Admiral akbar from starwars, marcus brody from indiana jones... pretty much any character thats imprinted into the american lexicon but obscure enough that he could make up huge parts of their backstory.
flyboy765753 4 months ago
This made me laugh so hard that I nearly crapped myself. Never listen to a Patton Oswalt rant when you have diarrhea or you will be buying new pants tomorrow.
samisyosam 4 months ago
The host has no idea who Johnny Lawrence is.
wittenbergdoor 5 months ago 5
@wittenbergdoor
Yeah it was...kind of painful.
Haelis 4 months ago
Lol Wigger
terminx12 6 months ago 3
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
TheAeoz 6 months ago
1 person was Daniel San
TheAeoz 6 months ago
1 person got crane kicked to the face.
orgotloth 7 months ago
@orgotloth Randy Couture was the 2nd.
BonerJams7 7 months ago
Imdb says a guy named stephen hibbert played the gimp.
Strejfer 7 months ago
@Strejfer yep, its called fiction. it's made up.
xavierpaquin 6 months ago
Ruthless Reviews did a similar spoof on the karate kid. Did Patton rip them off?
goku4113 8 months ago
@goku4113 I doubt it. Patton kind of went off on a tangent and invented a new future for Jonny after "The Karate Kid". Ruthless just kind of did a sympathetic view of Jonny.
JamesOhGoodie 7 months ago
@JamesOhGoodie
there all real movies johnny lawrence was in
it his career, show some respect.....lol
purpleSun6292 6 months ago
Just for those of you lost... William Zabka the actor played Johnny Lawrence in "Karate Kid", Greg Tolan in "Just One of the Guys" and Chas in "Back to School". Patton didn't just pull these names out of his ass. lol
Funny shit since all of those roles were him playing the school bully so they might as well have been the same person.
BonerJams7 8 months ago 46
@BonerJams7 ya know... I thought about Just One of the Guys too... forgot it was him in that... also forgot he was in Back to School... got both of the references though, but didn't think anyone else but me ever saw Just One of the Guy
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BonerJams7 8 months ago
I always wondered if it was Tarantino in the Gimp suit, but this informed me properly, Thank you Oswalt, you are an educator :P
ButcherGod 8 months ago
LMFAO!
BonerJams7 8 months ago
Wasnt the slave character in Pulp Fiction called "the gimp"?
87shadowfox 8 months ago 33
@87shadowfox that's correct
Adventurestud 3 months ago
@87shadowfox Yeah, and what's weird is that William Zabka didn't even play that or any character in Pulp Fiction. o.O
bluetextonwhitebg 1 month ago
@87shadowfox Bring out the gimp.
megaphone69 5 days ago
Sorry Patton but at 2:26 it was JAPANESE ass kicking secrets, not Chinese. China is gung-fu, Japan is Karate. Patton kicks ass!
87shadowfox 8 months ago
well written fiction, stitching together 3 of William Zabka's movies as a real person, but the last character is not Zabka, rather is played by Stephen Hibbert. Bravo Patton, Bravo!
wjlambert 1 year ago
lol
pr0T0chimp 1 year ago
was that dude in 'pulp fiction'? i didn't think he was.
mrfunderful 1 year ago