The Waitress

[tiadyerx]

LOVE IT!! shane make more movies with u and shannaynay on dates or meeting parents or working they r the best ones xxxx

[PeptoDomo]

Thumbs up if you Don't care what year it is. You just came her to watch Shane!

[love123452245]

Yoo I'm luvin dis already

[monsterluv101]

"Sss ow!""wats wrong?"" oh nothin is just I cut my self yesterday and I can't find my band-aid" "..." dawm Chris angel just wiped this shit outta no wear!!" haha funny as !!!fuck

[stuartsnotes]

Haha. I love Shanaynay. Shane spelled Dawson wrong in the tag.

[CrimeMob1113]

"Good ass water!"

[MyBirthday10]

Shane is f**ing brilliant!!! And sexy………………………

[littleman79372]

Shane do you know who criss angel is just asking

[omgphloler]

And slap his ass in his face!? Shane, what is that supposed to mean? haha

[Makennasoflirty436]

Ya sure we got some good ass water LMAO 2:16

[jesseca110808]

yo  god

[jesseca110808]

good  ass water lmfao

[KennyonTV]

Kiss your hand. And say ur crushes name post this on another video and look at your hand

[55555tas]

@hayleighw123 leave shanaynays ass alone

[BeatFreakManiac]

Good ass water

[1stupidstuff1]

he said u were gonna watch a movie and make dinner, not Make a movie and EAT U!!! lol

[2001sweetiepie]

Yo that was mad funny

[HayleighW123]

Dude that part about Shanaynay talking to God was not funny.

[LovyDovyLight]

the part when shanaynay was talking to god and then shane as a cowboy caught on fire wasnt funny

[MajesticKayy02]

hahahaha is 2pac up in the mountains making music with biggy and elvis lol

[12bubbleboo]

ahahahhahahahaha at the back of the menu " have a fucking good day "

[MegaPrettyyaya]

@12bubbleboo lol yu notice dat too .

[theweirdone09]

XD yo God I got a prob. ty

[IrkanInvader101]

LOL FU KING CHINESE

[Stanamc]

Doesn't this remind anybody of New York Goes To Work?

[pre34cious]

so funny

[Scarbeam]

lolz omg

[haleylover247]

Lol 2:45

[Lamp21291]

@TradeMistakes13 Dude calm down ppl have religions. If your going to get mad because a guy made a comment that had against Shane at all, then wow, just wow.

[MsBeatlesLover1999]

Ferrets are illegal? That's funny I had a ferret for two years and I got it from a pet store.... Maybe it's just California cuz I'm in Michigan

[JollyGiggler101]

@TradeMistakes13 WTF if you should have RESPECT to the reason you even exist, I know Shane can say whatever but YOU should have respect!

[KyILoveYou]

I aint a depressed lezbian XD lol luv shanaynay

[LostGirl1765]

Well good luck finding a restaurant that specializes in serving f*****g oxygen cause that's all your little mistake can eat!! (: Best line!! (:

[ICHIGOlovesBOTDF]

2:06 :p

[justicecarlone]

Im gunna b vegan next year.......

[Princessrenee2011]

Hey u guys are right but dont take it tooo seriously if he makes something about god! Hes just playing around and shane your sooo freaking funny i watch ur videos 24/7!!!!!

[HungryForSomeHommus]

I swear, next time someone at my work askes to speak to someone "higher up" I am seriously going to ask god. :3

[GirlGamer365]

Funny shit. "walk ur fine ass" lmfao love it

[Bassdrummer56]

Yeh it's ur choice about ur religion but don't make it worse by saying bad things about god

[KiwiTiwi563]

@safiam2575 i agree u kinda need to stop it shane.

[TradeMistakes13]

@KiwiTiwi563 DONT DISS SHANE! HE CAN SAY WHATEVER THE MOTHERFUCKING HELL HE WANTS BECAUSE IS SHANE DAWSON! ARE YOU FORGETTING HOW EPIC HE IS? BITCH...

[MusicIsMyLifeyo3o]

" Yeah we got some good ass water! I can through a couple ice cubes in there take it up a notch!" XD

[safiam2575]

Jiggiemonkie is right don't make fun of god or we will stop watching ur vids I really love u Shane but I love god way more please stop making fun of god because the viewers(that's us) will stop watching and subscribing and u will never have a good career as this so stop Shane thanks bro :) :) :) :) :)

[jiggiemonkie]

@dinosaurmusicfreak

I agree! Shane Dawson is amazing! But he just made fun of God WAY TOO MUCH! I'm out, sorry Shane. :(

[jiggiemonkie]

@dinosaurmusicfreak

I completely agree! Shane Dawson is amazing, but he just made fun of God WAY TOO MUCH! I'm out. Sorry Shane. :(

[dinosaurmusicfreak]

i usually luv ur vids but this no - im christain- you can make fun of getto ppl and pubic hairs but not God.

[theonlyone120]

when she turns around so that the customer can speak to the manager lmao

[b1200012]

Why can shanaynay set people on fire and I can't :(

[prettygirlrock4711]

she's my role model like this if you agree

[demonboy244]

Holy shit I hear cows giving birth out side

[smileyniceypoo]

Lmfao Funny Video...

[katiemunsterloveschu]

YAY I'm not the only one with a dying pig squeal laugh thanks Shane ;)

[RAWRblackscenekid]

I WILL RIP YO BALLS OFF,DEEP FRY THEM, AND MAKE THEM THE SPECIAL OF THE DAY, i have done that shit befo

[FallingToImpress]

Wow I haven't laughed this much until I say this video hahahahahehehehehehehehe

[isdeshawn302]

UHH

[myradark]

i just noticed menu says Have a Fu King day

[CombatBoobs]

hahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa

[Heroesluv7]

I laughed so hard I started crying!

[ReversePsychologify]

I LOVE SHANE FUCKING DAWSON

[tabby4011]

omg soooo flippin funny!

[TheMonsterBallTV]

omg i love when ydo videos with brittny she is so funny!!

[pepperannehanson]

It's 2012 and this was shot in 2009...I can't believe I've been watching Shane that long...times really does fly when you're having fun! Love you Shane :)

[TheMikayla252]

its ned!

[hunterclay49]

haha the menu say Fu King haha fucking lol

[LilHottie268]

This is funny . Do more shanaynay videos!

[MissChikki777]

LOL "Yo God, I got a problem." xD

[neonbillboards]

Watching this in 2012!

[Herecomestheboomboom]

Chick:Excuse me

Shanaynay: oh did u fart

Chick:no

Shanynay Girl dont be afraid i fart up in here all the tome

XD lol

[Jshull105]

What the fuck do I look like trador hoes haha so funny I don't like Shane Dawson much but shanaynay cracks me up I like her a lot

[evilanimegenious]

lol. go shanaynay.

[Orozcobvanya]

I ment god haha ; )

[Orozcobvanya]

I liked this video but please dont talk about hod that way:( he is the one that brought you in this world and he can take you out!

[LollipopGirls100]

Hahahahahahaha. Thanks god

[aperf12]

Kiss your hand 10 times. Post this on 2 videos. Then look at your hand.

[TheLOLgirl1]

ohh suuuure we got some good ass WATER

[supertyler715]

If you snitch on me I will rip your balls off, deep fry them and make them the special of the day I have done that shit before LMAO

[jjawesome82799]

yo GOD!!!

[Georgina23xoxo]

damm criss angel just whip this shit out of nowhere "D

[crazygurls25]

lmfao so funny

[EpicJizzTaylor]

Shanaynay:"Oh yes,we have some good-ass water.Throw a little ice cubes in there,kick it up a notch.Maybe a lemon,too."

"Are you being sarcastic?"

Shanaynay:"Is Tupac,Biggie Smalls,and Elvis makin' music in the mountains?"

"I don't know?"

"The answer to both of those questions is yes."

LMFAOO.

[JessicaValentine0214]

Shanaynay:Yo God

God:Yes Shanaynay?

Shanaynay:I got a problem up in here

*Ned burning*

lMFAOOOO

[2Bored2Listen]

"You know we're all about equal oppurtinty up in here, no discrimination"

* In rolls in guy in wheel chair *

"Ma'am? Can I have an application?"

"To work here? This aint no 1950s roller dinner boo-boo, we can't have you rollin' around breakin bitches toes."

* Guy in wheel chair rolls off *

LMFAO!! I LOVE SHANANAY!

[johndasio1]

I HAVE 10 KIDS, 3 COUSINS, 8 BROTHERS AND A FERRET TO FEED!!!

[dumdumaj101]

I love your videos , your the best :) love you shane

[Lexiday1]

Ktfu ! this is to funny

[VoodooChild1012]

Thumbs up if you love Chris Angel! <3

[BuzzyBee54]

Yo god. I got some problems up in here.

[candyface9856]

HE LAUGHED HELLA FUNNY AT THE END OMG!!!!!!!

[candigurl2000]

"Ohh sure we have some good ass WATER !" LOL

[harrypotterlover1120]

Hey did anyone notice the name of the restaurant and what was on the back of the menu. Name: Fu King Back of the menu: have a Fu King day

[MarkitaKent]

Your sick, Im leaving!

-Well fine then, walk yo' ...... SEXY ASS out!

LMAO XD

[glozell6]

I love the little girl at 2:32!

[chromoid]

thanx god lol



[cecyTtv]

uuhh You know what?! Ima hold back right now. Ima let jesus hold me back right now!!

[MGweirdo]

"Aren't farrets illegal?"

"If you snitch on me I'll rip your balls off and deepfry them and make them the special of the day I have done that shit before!"

xDDD

[angel123452272]

Shane i love ur laugh so cute

[cj2cool4you]

lol special of the say

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

- "...No gurl I'm not busy I'm just at work, What's going on?...

- "You're in his house right now? YOU'RE IN HIS ROOM?!?!?".

- "What' ya mean you See a camera?!?!"

- "Gurl yo he told you he was gonna watch a movie and eat dinner! NOT MAKE A MOVIE AND EAT YOU!!?!".

xD.

[NickiMinajLuver12]

sooo damn funny :)

[gothlyfun102011]

OH I GET IT!!!!!!"Fu King----> Fuking!!!

[sammy825428]

yo god. YES SHANAYNAY. i got a problem. AAAHHHHHHHH SO FUNNNY

[MariaQueenyVladyDady]

Shanaynay: Allright Mom, Have fun!

Me: Mom? O.O

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

"I have 10 kids 3 cousins 8 brothers and a fairy to feed!". xD

[kskid2]

@xXxAhmedTarekxXx he acually said ferret, as much as i wish we could go buy a fairy at petco, most likely not gonna happen

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

"Da Fuck Do I Look Like? TRADER HOES?"

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

"Yo God!" LMAO!!!

[2NE1xBlackjackdawson]

Nerd:Excuse Me?

Shananay:WHAT?! Lol

[shannabee1601]

slap his ass in the face

[eminemismyloverrawr]

why do you steal his videos.

[Cleocleo8Cleocleo8]

Sorry I meant "What the fuck do I look like Trader Ho's?"

[Cleocleo8Cleocleo8]

What do I look like Trader Ho's?

[Loveshane10]

In the tags Dawson is spelled wrong!!!!

[Naurivillanueva15]

i love youuu shanaynayy !!!!

[RKO77677]

YO GOD!!! XD

[AQbatteler]

this was back when shanaynay was more ghetto i miss these classic times 8)

[LilianaLoveStruck]

Shanaynay: im gunna rip your balls of throw em in the deep fryer and serve it as a special! (in deep voice) I have dun dat shit befo

[RunescapeGuy43]

at 2:06 it makes me laugh how the "Daughter" pops out just simling

[iPopoz]

"slap his ass in the face!" what? lololololol

[CatsGotClaws]

shanaynay's got connections O_O.. kick ass

[cookiemonsterganstah]

i have done that shit befoh! XD

[Iwishonedayy]

3:54 on is my favorite part. xD

[cbeadles96]

Omg

Guy:hello do you guys have any applications

Shanaynay : ohhh you gonna have to leave hotwheels we can't have you breaking bitches toes

Shane: that's mean

[beachfun14]

i miss these vids

[karaswagg]

hot wheels

[uniquedaydreamer1996]

heeeeeey

[alexuscarter27]

fine bitch go ahead just leave have fun finding a restrant that specializes in serving fucking oxygen cause thats all yo little mistake can eat

[Biancazmusic]

YO GOD yes shanaynay I GOT A PROBLEM! AHHHHHH

AHAHAH THNX GOD!

[Hyperluna]

YO GOD! LOLOLOLOLZ!

[DollCandy12]

The daughters face is so funny

[hannahlicious100]

wow shanaynay even talks gangsta like to her mom...

[05050matt]

do you have any thing for my daughter she cant have milk,wheat,soy,protien, seasoning do u have anything like tht? OH SURE WE GOT SOME GOOD ASS WATER! I CAN THROW A COUPLE ICE CUBES IN THERE YOU KNOW KICK IT UP A NOTCH MAYBE PUT A LEMON SLICE!are you being sarcastic?IS TWOPAC LIVIN UP IN THE MOUNTAINS MAKEIN MUSIC WITH BIGY AND ELVIS idk

[AnonOE190]

This is the shizznizz :) and she honestly reminds me of my one friend honestly

[JESSIE4050]

u should be madeas bff lol

[MzDream00]

]hey thers ned :]

[122purplegirl]

o.O

[100Downeyboy]

carson is a fag

[enya764]

execuse me shanaynay oh did u fart gyrl:no shanaynay :dont be enbarrsed

[enya764]

this not no 1950 roller dining u cant role on the bitches toes omg lmao

[missshebalove]

i wanna be like her... she acts like a nijja and were btoh crackers... <3

[FredAndGeorgeFan2]

that woman is acting like my annoying 26 yr old half sister who lives in washington

[JammerBammer109]

LOL who noticed Shanaynay laughed at the end of her chucky Cheese part but it was kinda like cut off

[blewpaint]

I love you mom have fun bye! LMFAO!

[glitterz4454]

2:01 the back of the menu says have a fu king good day lol!!

[chica1585]

oh my fucking god that was awsome

[CharlotteRay1]

II REMEMBER WATCHING THIS LAST YEAR, IT WAS HILARIOUS!!!XD

[alexuscarter27]

Excuse me oh whaaat did you fart

[believeinlove0426]

Lol look @ Shane in the background on 2:45-2:51

[2011MsCookiemonster]

hahah nice burn on kim!

[skullstar4ever]

@brittanylolkitty yea it's really him

[proximity101]

WE GOT SOME GEWWD ASS WATER

[brittanylolkitty]

is this one of shane's REAL channels or an impersernator's??

[DulcEmiGUElito1]

HAHA HAVE A FU KiNG G00D DAY..xD

[MsSinger8]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jollyrancher996]

haha exuse me oh did u fart. oh yeah we got some water and i can put in some icecubes in it to NOTCH IT UP(:

[TheMajorasmask64]

Have a Fu King good day!

[TheGreenday1999]

2:34 "Wtf do i look like ? trader hoes ?! "

LOL

[thewitchofdarkness]

this is as bad as i found a pube in my pizza at chucky cheese, roflmfao!

[evilkiller559]

lol on the menu it said have a fu king day XD

[ItsEMandLIZshawty]

0:00 - 5:10 <33

[mrmoodyrudy]

slap his ass in the face... how do u do that lol

[MrsRainbow9397]

He put the band aid on the other hand XD

[Kisomni]

How he says "chuckie cheese" is hilarious!!!!!!!

[abreathofmusic]

"OH SURE! We got some good ass ...water."

[hullniess]

2011 and still hillarious

[Mmhcokacola]

Only if i knew god.

[XxIchigoxX11]

if u snitch on me,i'll rip yo balls off and deep fry them and them the specal of the day!i've done that shit befoe!-points at nerd-