'Jennifer's Body' Movie Review - New York Post

[ChrizL7]

This dude needs to stop smoking

[redneckAndpround]

2 1/2 really...fucking really and distict 9 gets 2............this movie is worth 1 star....

distict 9 is worth 4....why do you ask... this movie is a just another horro movie nothing inavative about that.....Distict 9 is and awe striking visaully stunning and well writtien film with GOOD ACTING..

[TheNichelle143]

HOLY SHIT THAT EMO GUY WAS KINDA HOT NO Y WOULD U KILL HIM JENNIFER

[Chumpster1981]

I thought this movie was gonna be a joke. And at 29 years old today, I really thought it was fun and campy. Its not that bad at all.

[theninja234]

@juciedbrik I totally agree

[SuperAmina1995]

I dont care megan fox is demon she smoked hot! I mean come on megan fox I would die for her she hot! Eat me megan fox! Lol :)

[juicedbrik]

this movie sucked

[jewpiles]

I'd take the blone chick over Megan-hugelips-Fox any day of the week.

Ever notice that that chick has so much shit injected into ehr lips that you almost always see her teeth. What a freak. She's gonna look pretty nasty before long.

[TheLandLordHanso]

I couldn't stop laughing after he said "of momma mia" he talks so fucking funny

[xJaYk1llax]

who cares about ratings its MEGAN FOX, o yea blood looks good on her, i'd hit that

[digimbyte]

wow what a SHIT rating system XD

dude...  2.5 OUT OF 4!!! wow 4 is the highest... real great.... *yawn* spread your numbers out when rating jerk, else you may as well rate everything out of 2 stars

[Babytinky1256]

dum



[AnaSarramona]

cool movie, saw it on #OMG Go Movie World . com #FTW

[musicisc00L]

im wonderin wats tis video called

I wanted to see tis movies for an long time

[SuperAmina1995]

Hot megan fox bite me!!

[malepadolo]

we can play mommy n daddy? hahaha

[localnutcase10210]

if u think this movie's retarded, gimme a thumbs up..

[xxxxxXXXQwertyXxxxxx]

this movie is entertaining

[idgymallips]

i say 5 stars out of 4!!

[dmfgrim]

scary movie but hot

actors :P

[koyworkz4]

Well I just saw this and loved it.. check it out - Ace Free Movies . com

[xPeeriePixiex]

I really enjoyed this movie, it was funny

[jofeize]

Awesome movie as per my view and me watched this movie full length at New-Movie . n e t

[27disney]

i love this movie so fuck off

[amberrose1st]

this movie sucked

[marrkinpsicho]

Megan is sooo fucking HOT.

[funkenfeva]

I loved this movie!!

[Miazga2010]

This movie was good but freaky and sort of scary in some scenes. Megan Fox is the main reason I saw the movie but its a big turn off when it showed you smile with the blood in her mouth talk about scary Megan Fox looking like that. But still its a good movie.

[shgibby61981]

This movie would have sucked if it weren't for how hot Megan Fox is.

[KaidSmith]

Such an excellent movie.

[CaliWolfProductions]

Megan Fox was so hot in the pool scene, good movie

[eversince93]

this shit was boo boo

[Janellagob]

Woohoo! I just watched this video at => Your Movie HQ . com

[BBradshawProductions]

this movie is a rip off of Tamara?

[xPowderBluLolipopzx]

Lamest. Movie. Ever.

[divalicious300]

this is nyc cause some people can't do better

[ShiningChidori]

@moovielouver try advertising for a better movie dumbshit

[DunamiVencedor]

what is the song playing when jennifer is following needys boyfriend in the woods on the night of the dance?

[Lightsfan28]

im wondering the same thing lol

[TheBubblybrookie]

Great movie 5/5

[QueenPink96]

I'd give it 4 stars. It was pretty cool to watch. I actually liked it. I thought it would have been stupid, but I liked it.

[strtthshw]

@QueenPink96 I think the less you expect, the beter it is. I was expecting it to be pretty good, and it ended up being just meh for me. :/ 3 stars.

[Dzakku]

with the exception of Megan Fox, this movie totally sucked

[BeCAUSEBExx]

This was one of the best film i have seen in a while and the soundtrack it amasing

[blackweb12345]

so she only kills boys cuz i think thats wat my friend told me

[dementedducky934]

@blackweb12345 for a while she only kills boys but ive seen a clip where amanda says i thought u only killed boys and she goes i go both ways

[fullhouseluver90]

She goes both ways XD

[GhostIntoTheFog]

It was an excellent movie.  It deserved more box office than it got.

[packersdude1]

the movie was bloody awful

[CoCoGreeny]

I actually liked it haha didnt think it would be good but it kinda was

[ashkongolabi]

this movie sucks ass

[pitzhu]

i think this movie is kinda good because i really like megan fox...........'

hahahahahahahahahaha..........­.

[kaidians]

i think that this movie was amazing. I've memorized it almost as much as I've memorized Mean Girls, and that's alot!!!! plus Megan Fox is my not so secret lover!

[Joemaster25]

this movie sucks so bad..

[taylorpark1]

is this movie scary?

[dynastyxl]

has some creepy scenes

[Hotarushi]

..."(she) turns up on Needy's doorstep"... uh... dude as seen in the video she is NOT on Needy's doorstep. And whoever this guy is... he has a more monotone voice than I do.

Movie was decent... not great but decent.

[DSTDave]

the guy who is talking about the movie sounds like MAX in the movie MARY & MAX

[littlechattie]

ya just like max horowitz

[MzAnNiEnana]

i think the movie is kinda interesting.Jst sit down and watch it.Dont post any comments if u havent watch the video~Duh

[10water]

what a fucking retarded voice

[FuckingHel1ItsRayne]

Nah the movie was actually pretty decent. And yeah, the ending was pretty shitty. Maybe the movie will have a better ending or something? I dunno, but i think people saying the movie sucked is because they went into it either thinking it was going to be totally scary, or totally funny when it's a dark comedy. If you already don't have a dark sense of humor, you're not going to enjoy it.

[Frog869]

i have a friend exactly like Jennifer (minus the demon) and she drives me insane, but i love her anyways and actually thinking about it, it's probably pluss the demon

[FuckingHel1ItsRayne]

Haha as do I. She even somewhat looks like her. I'm pretty sure it's plus the demon, just a different kind of demon lol.

[CrappycrapCrappy]

Gosh why is megan so fucking sizzling?!?!?

[thetabbs29]

yeh your right

[leocivic]

The highlight of the movie was the lesbian kiss between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried. Everything else before or after that scene was worthless to watch.

[runADYrun]

damn that dude is freakin hot!

[TotalKA0S]

i luv 0:45 to 0:49

[mamcat20]

the ending sucked, at the end the nerds bod friend gets attacked b jennifer at a pool but the nerd attacks jenifer in the pool. jennifer escapes and the nerds boyfreind dies. later at her house the nerd is attacked b jennifer and the nerd uses a utility knife and kills her. after you see the nerd in an insane asylum and she escapes and attacks the guy who possesed jennifer.

[Paranormalaccnt9]

i loved this movie. i dont know what the hype is all about. and i'm not only saying that because i love Megan and Amanda

[dreadwing0]

I thought the movie was pretty good i'll be buying it i was just disappointed by the ending with what happens to jennifer i wish there was a different way to end it but i guess it had to be done, i saw it only because i like her in Transformers, and was pleasantly surprised :) Thanks for not shredding it to pieces like most people have done, good to see a comment saying that it was a good movie

[Paranormalaccnt9]

no problem; I could never shred any movie Amanda or Megan are in; I love them to pieces :)

[stevebreak25]

OMFG So Beast Cant wait

[TwilightSagaExpert01]

2 and a half stars?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

this movie deserves 8 out of 4 stars

[gianfran0]

no his voice is AWWFUL!

[vannessah29]

his voice is so boring!

[sendtownjose]

It feels so much like he's reading it and not enjoying what he does.

[OhhhhCanada]

I thought the movie was shit.

[Trifox]

This was the worst movie i've ever seen. honestly, I thought it was a joke.. seriously

[boboloo3]

ok i havent seen jennifers body yet but i think it looks good can someone tell me if its worth seeing?

[GuitarHeroTres]

it had some good parts. its one of those movies that you watch once, and like it, but then never see it again, unless you get bored.

i liked it because megan fox was in it, personally, id watch it again. i like wierd, kinda funny, kinda gory movies like this. so if your into movies like that, then definitely go watch it.

[apexpark]

it was funny and mesmerizing, but NOT scary. def rent it on video.

[Actarus2channel]

Megan Fox .... WOW !!!

[RMC273]

this movie SUCK HORRIBLEY

[cuichcoward]

no it isn't... but yeaa.. it's your fucking opinion.. so, whatever.. xd!

[lovely22332]

i loved the movie!

[Mech1000]

the movie was pretty good. Megan Fox did a great job portraying her strength and weakness shifts throughout the movie.

[llamaboy225]

omg stfu. Just say it: Megan Fox is hot. Say it, Meg-an Fox is h-o-t.

[Mech1000]

shes hot? but she did a damn good job in this movie. its her JOB... not the kind of job you would want.

[llamaboy225]

Sucking at acting? Yeah, I don't want THAT job. I'm too busy with one that actually benefits me...

[Nevermore2007]

megan fox is hot i love her

[hitodama1]

Jennifer's body is edge-of-your-seat entertainment and an absolute tearjerker from start to finish! -My penis.

[Alex95rlz]

Lol nice comment xD

[ShadowSora94]

Win

[LightAngelSakuraX2]

I actually loved the movie :)

and more when the director added some laughs in it, you know parts funny xD I think it's much better that we laugh sometimes on Scary movies the movie pretty much had both scary & funny so I Loved it xDD the only parts I didn't like was the same old sex scenes...I think it's very unnecessary to add sex scenes on scary Movies but the rest was amazingly interesting and awesome :) and about Megan she acts very well :D I don't get why people don't like her acting :(

[comehonoreyes]

name a more talnted an hotter actress so i can search 4 pronz

[1Dayna1]

I disågree with you i didnt find megan acting to be horrible i just didnt like the movies plot or the ending or any of it!

[oshacueru]

please dont waste your money..3 of us went to see it..none of us liked it ..and we are all horror movie fans..it never "hooked you"..or "got off the ground"..it was just blah blah blah..a real disappointment..wait for it to show up on hbo or cinemax ...and if theres nothing else on..then maybe give it a shot..save your 10 or 12 bucks and go buy a older but good dvd.....at wally world....you will be sorry you wasted the time and money on this flop....believe me...

[TWILIGHT623]

mama mia ¡¡¡

[jayrina27]

is the emo guy at 0:11 is the same guy who stars at the HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT movie?... he looks familiar to me!!!

[nylesnation]

lol thats an obvious question to ask

[Cheersfreak]

Yes it is.

[DarkMoonDragon]

Yes it is, and he was also in the Grudge 3.

[FD3Freak]

Yepp thats Him! Kyle Gallner! OMG I Loved Him In Haunting In Connecticut And He Looks SOOO Sexy In This Movie! His Character In It is So Sweet & Cute

[helpmybackisonfire]

i wouldn't mind getting killed by her.

[Seahawksman329]

i saw this shit today and i sucked ass. dont waste your money on this crap

[emoboy163]

Lol...you sucked ass? Damn... that's pretty intense... ;] Haha jk man. People only watch this cause they wanna see Megan Fox, which I think is a stupid reason...

[Kendall1518]

You sucked ass? lol one letter can make all the difference in how gay a sentence sounds.

[DarkMoonDragon]

I won't ask how that ass tasted ;-)

[MsCod2]

how does chip die i whant to no

[cutie12366]

go to wikipedia. It tells the ENTIRE plot. LOL

[PhilipEbanks]

"Bitchy and gorgeous BFF" + his voice tone = LOL.

[brooke6891]

LMAOOOOO!

[FUEGOGURL]

the movie was great i loved it. the humor was almost like juno and superbad together and the sex scene was so funny

[TRINVIDEO]

Out of 4 wtf? Out of 5 or ten i can see but why 4?

[arbuckle1029]

Movies are reviewed out of 4 instead of 5, because if it was out of 5, it would imply that movies could be "perfect" (5 stars), instead of just "amazing" (4 stars)

[ox1011]

the movie was funny and great

[Havokmaniac337]

i absoultely love the dialouge in this movie

its to funny and sarcastic you have to love it

what had me laughing for awhile was at the end when needy finally stabs jennifers

shes like ah my titty hahaha!

or needy was like your a jer jenn wow nice hannah montana come back

haha good movie

[CaityLady616]

aww. does he live? he's adorable.

[johnnyd95]

no he doesnt she eats everyone

that sexy b****

[AWickedMind]

It was... I won't say "good", but I did enjoy it. The script was fine but some of the lines were definitely trying too hard and needed to be axed. I think the biggest fault lies in the director, who clearly didn't know what to do with this kind of movie. Amanda Seyfried and Adam Brody were the best thing in this film. I won't even fault Fox for a bad performance because, as usual, they didn't give her much to work with. She was just supposed to be hot, which she did actually pull off lol.

[immortalwolf13]

Why was this movie rated R?

All the violence and sex was off screen

[AWickedMind]

Mostly for cursing, I think. And also the Needy sex scene and all the blood.

[khubization]

ohhh god his voice makes me wanna commit suicide!!

[olafsirpab]

i think this critic could have a bit more charisma, but my real issue is that I think he was a bit too forgiving to this movie.

[rawritsannie]

i laughed so hard when he said 'bff'

[12nightmare34]

this movie did look absolutely shit house.

but its got megan fox in it, thats all it needs to get me to watch it.

[amanda1b]

Thats Scaryy Hahaha

[bettiep]

TO ALL MEGAN LOVERS: HER MOVIE BOMBED BIG TIME! BUT you already knew that! HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOOKS like u guys didn't buy enough tickets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[SteveTeebo]

This movie wasnt as bad as I thought. Go see it.

[XxSliverxX]

I really liked this movie, and no that's not because I'm some guy who went to go see it JUST because of Megan Fox. Nor does that mean that every guy went just because of Megan Fox either. Yes, some parts were really corny, but I thought it was awesome. It's near the top of my favourite horror movies list.

[weinerdogbox]

Everyone keeps hating on Megan Fox because they think all she does is use her good looks to get by. If you watch her movies, she's actually pretty good at acting. She's also extremely beautiful so why hate her?

[bettiep]

Because she insults people and she acts all HIGH and MIGHTY and well because she is really dumb.

[CriticalMoose]

HAHAHAHA. It's funny cause she's TERRIBLE at acting

[UnexplainedDirge]

I have never seen this movie, but I known it was crappy. People only went to this movie because they think that Megan Fox is hot. She is, but I would never see a crappy movie, waste some money, just because I think one actress is hot. Even a lot of people thought they were gonna' see her naked. Ha! You wasted your money on that too!

[DABSpidey]

"I Have never seen this movie,ut I known it was crappy" hmmm? that it VERY Contradicting! I don't know...Shouldn't you give things a chance? i mena it's funny, that the NYPost,is actully trying to move with the time. well IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE A HORROR COMANDY!

[weinerdogbox]

You don't even know how to spell.

[Killcupidsaaki17]

Dude, just got back from this movie. Lots of cheap laughs but not much else. Any scene that would seem to balance out the humor just got ruined by random unnecessary lines.

[KaSuTkupUnya]

did that guy in the swimming pool died ?

[miraclay]

This is an excellent film. I think the people in here saw an entirely different movie. This was fun.

[HerrowItsJess]

this movie was a huge disappointment

[kick0u7thejams]

megan fox is really hott

[AlexDiscoBall]

she's a bad actress...only using her looks to pull her career

[ShahdKad3]

she wasnt bad in this movie, it was the writing that sucked

[adikhan1212]

the story is fucking retarded man. some fucking band turns jennifer into a demon vampire thing and stupidity ensues. also, megan fox has nasty titties.

[brentbanta]

people need to realize that this movie is NOT just a horror movie. I saw an interview with Megan Fox and even she said that this movie would be considered a comedy before it would be considered a horror. So for those of you out there who went to see it and thought it sucked, you probably didnt realize that it wasnt supposed to JUST be scary, but thats my opinion

[ShahdKad3]

i went in expecting it to be slightly scary but with a mix of humor. Sadly, even though I do like the points cody's trying to portray I can't forget about the flaws and that's why I think main stream audiences don't like the film. Which are: the trying to hard dialogue, random arrangement of scenes (some parts were just random like the girl on girl kissing scene), corny plot, and underdeveloped characters(maybe due to the quick beginning.

[ShahdKad3]

I was also disappointed to c cody selling out her movie by filling this movie with everything guys want t c, instead of adding depth to it.

[travisblank84]

this dude put me to sleep. oh and

MEGAN FOX SUCKS

[samscreed]

this guy works for the ny post? he fucking sucks and a man of his age should be embarrassed to watch a movie like that

[luckysevendidit]

okay so you have a crappy movie with two hot leading ladies! And this guy giving the review is boring stick to just writing it sounds like your reading...

[ac0891]

I loved the blonde in this movie (Jan Brady, lol). Good job, acting. And Meagan was hot, as expected.

[xXMusicHeroinXx]

booobs

[BellENDwanKer]

It was a great movie :)

[japanesetyperdriver]

looks like a stupid movie....megan fox tho...she was hott but now she's just a crackwhore in training...

[darkchild890]

interesting review.

[Lboob]

wow sound less excited about reading off your review lou

[VioletClub]

meh

[chaser2100]

i freaking wish she would do nasty things to me cause she is sexy and im horny

[xlaquimicax]

"like" comment!

[skankinruby]

hahahahahaha!!!!!! well played sir

[FurKitty99]

This was a great movie!! Not one of those cheap horror crap things. It had a real story and drama to it as well! It was good!!

[Dre5ds]

this was good. jennifer was a sacrifice gone wrong and thats when she got a demon in her soul and killed people. needy kills jennifer at the end after jennifer kills her boyfriend and needy gets the demons powers and escapes from jail to kill the band who sacrificed jennifer

[xlaquimicax]

OH THANKS FOR TELLING THE MOVIE @SS!

[skankinruby]

lol yeah i know hes been posting that on a few videos, thats messed up for people who havent seen it. just glad i already did

She kissed a girl yuck