Eddie Izzard - Cake Or Death?

[gsom7]

Stalin is the worst. He kill over 20 million of his one people

[aladgal]

i don't think he like Nazis

[yesiam1314]

Lolz XD

[yesiam1314]

Well your welcome you nazi shit head

[musiclover11401]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha  thats all I can say

[yuyupb]

Today my art teacher told me I looked like him...FML

[11fail11]

"a mass murdering fuckhead" by historian eddie izzard would be interestigputting that ib a history test on germany

[anddontblink]

"So my choice is 'or death'?!"

[MahAnimeLibrary]

@anddontblink Well, I'll have the chicken then! ^_^

[HarryPotterAddict11]

So, that's fun. That's funny!

[Ozztastic57]

@lnboboshow boy

[TweeqyArts]

Ohh, you've killed 100,000 people... u must get up very early in the morning:O

[epicxbuilder]

ahahahahahahhahahaha

[HellsingFan22]

CAKE OR DEATH !!!???....OH YOU'VE KILLED 100'000 PEOPLE (HMPH) YOU MUST GET UP VERY EARLY IN THE MORNING !!!

[DragoStudios]

Ive got a flag. . . .

[AnimeandHPKeepMeSane]

Or as my best friends causing puts it: cake or death? I chose...death! For you. Oh well I have 3 pieces of cake left to give out so I'll come back to you. Don't let me forget.

[Hakuru15]

"you Nazi shit head" i cracked up hard XD

[skhasin]

Awesome, but not quite the Cake or Death bit.

[Mikkikal]

@kingpharoahtsar yeah just shut the fuck up, I don't really care what you have to say to me

[McJohnstable]

This cake is covered in bees. :(

[gagahusband]

Clearly demonstrates the idiocy and pointlessness of any inquisition.

[Mikkikal]

@kingpharoahtsar I really don't care about what you talking about with that person, but before you tell him to read up on his grammar, would you please learn how to spell?

[kingpharaohtsar]

@Mikkikal u didnt evein read it right till then back under ur bridge troll

[edgrazeify]

lulzzzzz



[edgrazeify]

you nazi shithead...

[kingpharaohtsar]

the chruch of england started out murders henry the 5th what cunt so there had no were to go from there witch makes me think i wonder if hindus started out as murders

[BlogBitch]

@kingpharaohtsar The Church of England started with King Henry VIII....... please take note of the spelling, grammatically correct sentence and historically correct statement. Then move onto wether Hindus are murderers, bearing in mind Gandhi was killed by a Hindu. Then when you have absorbed all of that. Get a sense of humour.

[kingpharaohtsar]

@BlogBitch lol well sum1s got sand in there vagina lol jayzuz way to kill a light hearted half drunk comment if i was gona put sumthing serious id of pick on the flag stuff lol find that sense of homour u use so well lol hmm i did forget the lols on that last comment to drink

[BlogBitch]

@kingpharaohtsar Dude we are all drunk if we got here. Eddie Izzard was buzzing off his head on coke when he did this. That is no excuse for poor elocution, spelling or grammar. You Nazi shithead..

[kingpharaohtsar]

@BlogBitch fail get out the pool ur drowning lol im gael the language u think u know has changed alot over its life time spelling grama everthing so go learn gealic an old english an sun franch go look it all up an then u may undrstand that witch u think u do an find that feckin sense of humor sandy lol ur not evein english witch wud have been a start whatever made u think u cud comment on a true brits words tit lol

[BlogBitch]

@kingpharaohtsar But you are not speaking Gaelic or Old English are you? You are just babbling some old shite, trying to make a point. Mar sin, gheobhaidh tú caillte bastaird brónach

[kingpharaohtsar]

@BlogBitch aye nice but u still miss the point do i have any respect for the rules of a language that changes so much in such a short space of time no coz in 100yrs time it will all have changed again u know this to b true if ur multilingual see what stephen fry says on the matter language changez through time thru to 2day find that sense of humor yet

[CelestiaLily]

@EragonFiresword

I know, right? I just refer to anything that has "that kind of humor" in it as Godwin's Law. It makes total sense, especially considering how Eddie Izzard was able to make so many of them & have them be actually sort-of funny. XD

[jackiemcglynn]

The line about the flag-supporting gun being lent from the NRA, which should happen around 4:40 in this clip... Is cut out. Why?

[some1mensch]

love this guy

[EragonFiresword]

HERR DURR INANE GODWIN'S LAW HURR DURR COMMENT HURR TROLLING HURR

[animewolf211]

I can't get the fuckin trees...DAMN!!!! I will kill everyone in the world!!!!

[SpeedsterXS12]

Um, cake please :D

[thatsacatcar]

well, time to make a flag...

[AntiChristAntiFail]

Good follow-up to this video? Any song my the band Cake.

[londongoth7]

Do you have a flag????

[BfC97]

CAKE OR DEATH?? ;)

[Blane471]

at 1:12 i love his smile

[Shadowlandz562]

i mean cake cake!

[Shadowlandz562]

i want death!

[shitcockballsdick]

LOL

[keyofallworlds]

why is he wearin make up? o-o sorry first time watchin him

[SweetMintPie555]

@keyofallworlds just because he wants to really! haha

[CodPlayer951]

@keyofallworlds he's worn women's clothing for a long time,i actully didnt even hear about him until a mutual friend i knew had mentioned him one day and i looked it up,been a fan ever since

[xSJJACKSONx]

@keyofallworlds he's a tranvestite .. and an awesome one at that x

[crazyguy43]

"CAKE OR DEATH?! Uh... cake please :)"

[alibean101]

6 people can't get the fucking trees!

[gunterdak]

Of course early on the C of E did go around killing and persecuting people just as bad as the Catholics did for quite a while!

[neckbonz365]

Eddie: You Cake Or Death? Me: Cake Eddie: You Cake Or Death Kathrynne: Death Eddie : DEATH!!!!!!

[Sk8bordnewmoon]

God, I love this guy.

[Flare9299]

"Do you have a flag?" I seriously need to watch this again

[ETandHades]

He looks like prince charming from shrek...

[Yasface711]

The Ottoman Empire is an actual empire, and they named furniture after it, hence the joke. I was only being sarcastic.

[Yasface711]

6 DISLIKES. I AM TURKISH AND I DO NOT LIKE FURNITURE. is that normal? Oh and i like risk.....Hitler didnt play? GO ASIANS AND AUSTRALAISIANS

[emmersonne]

@Yasface711 I always thought that line was a play on the word "ottomon", i.e. an item of furniture.

[Salafrance]

@emmersonne so did I. So, I'd suspect, did the lovely Eddie.

[Bensaves]

@Yasface711 It's a reference to the word ottoman, as in a small backless seat where you can store thing, it isn't referring to any form on "cultural opinion"

[ChadMaestrodotcom]

Hey, a friend of mine says that this video is no available to watch in her country. Have you restricted this video? Please change it if you have!

[SuperSpaceman123]

Mass murdering fuck head

[raaaa5]

Cake or death?

...

I'm in space!

[seanflood96]

@raaaa5 death plzz ohh i ment cake

[Crazykevin91]

@seanflood96 you said death first aaaahaaahaa death first!

[lolcopter1911]

What should've never happened: A brony that's also a troper that has a common sense of humour and is also a CloudCuckooLander.

[Splattis1996]

njooo... stupid man. lol

[totototocaca]

5 people chose death

[bree1623]

'...death death death lunch.,.."  We love you, Eddie!

[DaltonsUploads]

=_= not sure if male.....or female....

[xKILLxEMxALLx]

@DaltonsUploads

Izzard describes himself as an "executive", "action" and "professional" transvestite,"a male tomboy" rather than a drag queen. He regularly cross-dresses both on and off stage and makes it clear that cross-dressing is, for him, neither a part of his performance nor a sexual fetish. He remarks "Women wear what they want and so do I". He says he is "a straight transvestite or a male lesbian","a lesbian trapped in a man's body", transgender, and "a complete boy plus half a girl".

[DaltonsUploads]

@xKILLxEMxALLx Oh my gosh did you literally go out of your way and make a conscious effort at making that sound confusing for me? because if so you achieved exactly that XD

[xKILLxEMxALLx]

@DaltonsUploads

LOLz.. no, i"ve just seen the whole special from '99

and i couldnt remember exactly how he said it, so i looked it up

[skipskops]

@DaltonsUploads I'll help. "Eddie"

[SirDruhHu]

And I'm backing it up with this gun.

I'm so happy I discovered this dude

[UrbanizeThis]

Aw, the part where Britain is hoarding all the countries is cut out! =(

[mashmusic11235]

"Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!"

[DigitalMasacrer]

Thumbs up if you got here from Portal!

[xKILLxEMxALLx]

@DigitalMasacrer

forgive my ignorance, but other than the whole "cake is a lie" thing..

how does Portal tie into this??

Has Izzard said anything regarding Portal?? Please enlighten me! D:

[DigitalMasacrer]

@xKILLxEMxALLx Actually, search for "Portal: Cake or Death". They mixed portal MMD animation with the "cake or death" audio. It's fun. I mean, that's funny.

[xKILLxEMxALLx]

@DigitalMasacrer LOLz awesome. thanks

[Zodach]

You killed a houndred thousand people?

Well done!

You must get up very early in the morning!

:-D

[Au55ieBloke787]

death death death death death lunch death death afternoon tea death death quick shower hahaha cracks me up everytime

[futurestarish]

Hitler fell victim to one of the classic blunders: NEVER get involved in a land war in Asia.

[Raquethands]

@futurestarish Princess Bride reference! I caught that!

[Raquethands]

I'll do whatever it takes to be under house arrest with Eddie Izzard.

[trojangirl246]

@futurestarish then what would happen if an asian country went into war against another asian country?

[futurestarish]

@trojangirl246 Well, then, they're fucked over, aren't they?

[CommandoDude]

@futurestarish But...he never went to Asia.

[Defenderx2480]

@CommandoDude Russia is in Asia, geographically. But it would have been more accurate to say 'Don't fuck with Russia in the Winter.'

[CommandoDude]

@Defenderx2480 Russia is pan Eurasian, but Hitler never went into Asia. Also, Hitler fought the Russians for two winters and basically almost won.

[dragonsrule02smile]

@CommandoDude its comedy. not facts

[TheLawliet10]

@futurestarish Good thing he never knew any Cecilians

[AntiChristAntiFail]

@futurestarish And of course only slightly less known, never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! AHA! AHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA-URK *dies*

[lilybriganti]

@AntiChristAntiFail You are living proof that Princess Bride will never be forgotten.

Long live good movies!

[AntiChristAntiFail]

@lilybriganti :P I actually bought a brand new copy on DVD a few weeks ago. It's popularity is still strong!

[AIRGEARFAN115]

LOL!

[lukazz434]

Glados would be happy

[SolitaireMasta]

@lukazz434 There really was a caaaaaaaaaaaaake.

[pureshadowwolf]

@lukazz434 You gain Win for this comment!

[MrCheezburgur]

@cornypeach1 hes a tranny

[morenalorrayne]

@MrCheezburgur he's not a tranny...he's a crossdresser. he still has his penis lol

[vanitysilvers]

at about 3:20 when hes going throught the death diary some audience member seems to be disgusted by the idea of a quick shower.

[zyxon]

@vanitysilvers The holocaust... :(

[runawayfromtheghosts]

these are the rules I've made up...and I'm backing it up with this gun...

[rweir262]

5 people chosse death



[cornypeach1]

why is he whering make up

[ShynAwkward]

How about some 'Death Cake'.....?

[BlueSugarMaple]

lol the flag bit was witty ;3

[Shadsterwolf]

Skip to Cake or Death button! ---> 5:23

[MlKESTAR]

shit i accidently clicked 'thumbs down' on the top comment now i can't correct myself.

hate my life.

[DeathsBestBitch]

@MlKESTAR It's ok. they'll remain top comment until someone goes THUMBS UP! shit. Just remember to thumbs down all thumbs up comments along with the 'am I the only one' or the 'like if your favorite part is (most obviously funny part) or the 0:00 free replay button comments. Infact, thumbs down my comment just to make sure no dumb ass thumbs me up. TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH! TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH! TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH!

[weesatan]

This is why i can't laugh at American Stand Up.

British Comedians mastered it!

[Phantos2012]

@Lhopx21 Hes a guy, transvestite, and fuckin awsome comedian.

[maximotheone]

ive seen this guy live seconed greatest thing ive seen

[Lhopx21]

wait is he/she a guy or a girl

[wietbeast]

Cake or Death

Me:Cake Please :)

Eddie: Im Sorry We Are All Out Of Cake

Me: 0.0 *Runs*

[SpyHorse5110]

he is amazingly epic, but i think he's losing it a bit... mind you, that's a good thing!

[uh1yssuh]

tea and cake or death tea and cake or death little red cookbook little red cookbook

[castineyra13]

haha. funny! do you have a flag? XD

[imtinkfan]

my favorite part is from 5:10-6:49

[VampireMerdog888]

@imtinkfan Mine too!

[imtinkfan]

@VampireMerdog888 awww yeah

[DanaTwila]

ummmmmmm cake please :D

[HumbleOtaku]

@17107Jon17107 haha yes!

[MsJrock101]

uuuuuuh cake please :D

[darkdave1998]

@MsJrock101 well were out of cake >:))

[MsJrock101]

@darkdave1998 Whaaa, So my choice is or Death?.....Well i'll ahve the chicken then.

[darkdave1998]

@MsJrock101 sorry we dont have chiken either, were out of those too...

[kogarocks12]

@17107Jon17107 so, so much...

[angelbabykrg541]

CAKE OR DEATH!?!?

o.o......but I'm diabetic T^T

[megehow82]

Love him!!!!!

[eantipa]

Thank you for Flying Church of England

[michmashcrash]

Eddie Izzard is so amazing x)))))))

[RMillot]

Hitler never played Risk as a kid

[Anonymouscommenter8]

ENLIGHTENMENT!! Hitler never played Risk as a kid, now it all makes sense!!!

[sedohrable]

im not gonna lie...amv nightmare made me look this up...both amvn and eddie are both awsome.

[CHICKENxINxAxBISKIT]

this video inspired me to take up Risk

[dcrllheyns]

you can't claim us we live her 500 million of us

do you have a flag?

[greenmintyplatypus]

@dcrllheyns Ha Ha I Read Your Comment As It Played, The Funny Thing Is I Didn't Even Know That It Was Comming :)

[SuperNimi35]

HE RUINED THE WHOLE VID!!!!!!!!

[i0have0a0name]

And I didnt get any marks for that Hitler description in my history exam!

[SuperGodmusic]

CAKE OR DEATH!!!!!!!!

[CameronH455]

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[ThinBlueLineNverDies]

He was a mass murdering f**k head!

[hitmanhornster]

1 guy chose death lol...

[RukiahTaicho]

This is hilarious. Gotta love him. :D BTW, I'm like 25 % british, yay! :D

[blueicychill]

Can't get the... fuckin.... trees.... Damn I will kill everyone in the world!

[hasee5000]

@blueicychill Didn't know hitler played minecraft.

[ManicRevelation]

An interviewer asked Izzard, "Why do you dress up in women's clothes?" Izzard replied, "They're not women's clothes. They're my clothes!"

I love this man.

[SilentAssassin927]

This guy is to funny but i don't get the whole cross dressing thing he does.

[EnviedCure776]

I love his humor! Oh, I wanna find a cross-dressing funny man like him! XD! And British! OMG...Me want Grell Sutcliffe!

[MMBurns88]

one person never played risk as a kid.

[kawiigirl123]

why is he wearing high heels and make up?

[alx64uchiha]

@kawiigirl123 because he likes wearing it. :P

[kawiigirl123]

@alx64uchiha maybe xD

[alx64uchiha]

@kawiigirl123 he says he is a lesbian in a man's body, he's not gay, just cool like that xD

[kawiigirl123]

@alx64uchiha lol



[FlameofFaith94]

I. LOVE. HIS. ACCENT!!!!!!!

[Cleanuponaisle11]

I think the 1 dislike came from someone under house arrest.

[AnarchiePunk88]

hahahaha , he is great !

[WaoDuhAi]

is this a girl?

[stealthmanNoFate]

The Best of the Brits I say. ;)

[wolfrain221]

ive never heard of him but now i love him hes funny

[billybobjoefredsteve]

i like his shoes =]

[spazzyismyname]

"ahhh stupid man" :)

[HereWasNicole]

YOU. CAKE OR DEATH?

[livkivi]

He has a great voice for telling jokes :D

[sqweebs2]

dang it i cant get those trees thats it im killing all the jews