Albert Pujols Was Going To Kill Me

[Xxsideshow22xX]

HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA "before anybody knew how small shane dawsons penis was or how fat shaycarl is." lmfao that was great every time i think of this i will laugh. thanks for making my week.

[DozaCraft]

So you were less than a foot away from him and you yelled at someone 100 feet away "get you ass over here it's albert fucking poo holes"? Yeah I would be pissed at you too, dumbass, there are kids standing right there for 1 and for 2.. you're fucking less than a foot away from him. Screamin in his ear probably scaring the shit out of the baby.

[DozaCraft]

Albert Poo Holes?

[Nomoremrniceguy100]

This dude's a fucking dumbass. He didn't like the fact that you swore around his wife and kids. Hence, the glare. He didn't appreciate it.

[Nomoremrniceguy100]

How is this guy married? It just blows my fucking mind away.

[jamesbuckton123]

@Nomoremrniceguy100 personality mate ... not all about looks ... you should know that !

[gamerboy1217]

@Ryansgamertag10 dude just shut up that got old a long time ago and its mean.

[Ryansgamertag10]

A wild snorlax appears...

[yourmomishot714]

Fuck you

[epicpieho]

How many of you trolls are going after him go after the neo nazis the racists and bronies on youtube I'm none of them and I'm pretty sure he's not to

[Blitzbey66]

shut the ???? up you fagot!! albert was first of all not going to kill you, and second of all, you make no sense!

[coryjwilson]

I'm thinking Pujols didn't appreciate someone screaming the F-Bomb right in front of his wife and small children.

[Basketballer245]

damn this guy is married??? I guess anyone can find somebody.

[Nomoremrniceguy100]

@Basketballer245 that's exactly what I thought as well. And I'm single. I'm dumbfounded.

[Basketballer245]

@Nomoremrniceguy100 Hell yeah bro im single too , not to sound like an asshole but im taller, slimer & way better looking than this guy and I'm not getting any pussy. It's pathetic.

[badbad123weeFilms]

Whats he got on ShaneDawson and the ShayTards!!????

[Yeevle]

A fly tried to eat him but flew off. Baseball is pointless.

[iPhoneTuts4u]

you have a wife is she in your belly cause she would go out with u so u ate her

[pen4755]

fag

[pen4755]

how many hot dogs did u eat 250 u fag

[BakBro1945]

woah. woah. woah. Im defending shay here. Ur fat too :> don't mess wif shay for being lighter than u

[MegaNoah24]

he spits food out of his mouth at 3:57

[roslynny]

wtf is albert poolhous??

[thedannypickering]

fat cunt

[clarissa8787]

why do u guys always have to call people fat what if ur where fat and people kept calling u fat ya i dont think u would like it so shut the f up u little meannies

[thesupersandwhich]

half of me thinks this story is fake, the other half of me: if I had kids I wouldn't want them getting molested by norm

[rodgers544]

HE'S NOT FAT, HE'S FLUFFY. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. (Fluffy is smaller then fat, Gabriel Iglasies)

[supercoons]

ur saying shay is fat ahhahahahah pig

[chuy1778]

ur a little son of a bitch

[supercoons]

@chuy1778 ??????????????????

[JAMESCHOI3030]

fattymcfattyfatfattyfattty

[chuy1778]

u bitch

[925killaa]

@chuy1778 your a faggot

[sethatronifyable]

hes probably pissed cuz you said "fuck" and "ass" in front of his kids

[Lowrider707SR]

thats y u should be a dodgers fan

[rcbaseball34]

the way pujols looked at him is the way he looks at cheesburgers

[chuy1778]

u suck

[WTFGreenGiant]

Faaaaaaatttttyyyy!!!!!!!. Is wat ur not,... Jk

[chuy1778]

@WTFGreenGiant ur an ass

[14Bulletz]

your a fat mother fucker

[john61100]

How small Shane Dawson's Penis was and how fat ShayCarl is and you forgot how Gay Michael Buckley is

[TheAFT69]

you get pissed at people calling u fat but u call others fat and i bet ur junk is so small tht u cant even see it wait ur stimach probz hangs over it lol dont make fun of shanes >:(

[1994zachattack]

i honestly think you need help you are a lonely man so you make vids and you make this shit up

[dabears17x]

@1994zachattack he has a wife...

[MrKaoscape]

i subed =) love your videos

[dabears17x]

@MrKaoscape He doesn't post anymore :(

[91puertorico]

im sorry i didnt get the story; i was to focues making funny fat jokes in my mind

[iPhoneTuts4u]

u need to lose weight u fat bastard

[MrKaoscape]

@iPhoneTuts4u your a fucking asshole. if you don't like it watch something else you. if you were fat you wouldn't ant people to tell you that, makes you feel like shit.

[QuebecMan2]

did albert told u u r fat?

[jerseylala]

at least shane dawson can see his ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhh

[hoghash78]

Not a bad story, more than I expected.

[ChicksDontHaveSticks]

Nice stare

[jaderules100]

SHANE DAWSON'S PENIS IS BIGGER THEN YOURS CAUSE YOURS IS JUST COVERED BY FAT YOU BITCH.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jpeagle2]

@jaderules100 his penis is only a fupa

[h0tic3]

You and your parents would always come up with things to do? Man, you ARE cool... and suffering from anorexia...

[TheYokins]

you had a fly on your arm

[TheTriggerhappy00]

All you little kids thinking you're cool for calling him fat,you're just probably jealous.Cussing him out is just showing that you need a life because you're trash talking someone you don't even know!If you don't like him don't whatch his vids.

[pujolsisthebest]

@TheTriggerhappy00 i bet ur this guy and made a diffrent account and liked this video683 times on diffrent accounts ur an oxygen theft im trash talking this idiot because hes white trash saying albert was going to kill him hes not going to kill him

[TheTriggerhappy00]

@pujolsisthebest How can i thieve oxegyn?Anyway,trust me if I was this guy I wouldn't be talking like this(ever seen his rant?)He probably meant it as a joke.You know to get views.Thats what people do nowadays incase you had your head so far up your ass that you didnt notice.People wouldn't just make how ever many hundred accounts just to like one video,dumbass!Get a fucking life!

[pujolsisthebest]

@TheTriggerhappy00 well if he ws kidding he should say that im sure this is a offending to albert himself and his fans in other words he lied.......

[TheTriggerhappy00]

@pujolsisthebest If it offends you then you really need to loosen up because thats pretty mild compared to what he usually says!I wouldnt be to concerned about what a guy over the internet says

(Hint,Hint)

[megamonsterwill]

ok

1) you swear 2 much u fag

2) get a life

3) theres somthing called a gym use it

4) stop lying saying your going to the gym when you obversly not

so all in all piss of

[TheTriggerhappy00]

@megamonsterwill Wow dumbass maybe instead of talking bad about a stranger,you get a girlfriend and stop being a troll over the internet. :]

Problem solved!

[Hitlersuncle123]

fat

[Hitlersuncle123]

fuck u fat ass ur fat fat oh yea and fat

[steamboatboys]

I would rather watch a 5:46 video of you describing how this guy got those two vaginas under his shoulders.

[MrCofeebean]

yur just fat

[KRIPTINofficial]

Y r u Fat???????

[aaronhorsley7]

wtf dumb shit

[freezeNAIB122]

u are fat...

[CP2VIPERS]

Is ur girlfriend fat 2 lol

[vTooLegiTv]

@CP2VIPERS yes

[XxQueenbytchXx]

Dude can you like put on a shirt got damn

[MrJamieb18]

fat, stupid, gay asshole

[ericisab0ss]

omg ive been listening for like 3 minutes, what the fuck are you talking about.



[iLove2TrollBro]

2:08 ahhah a fly lands on you and flies away like a fat horse or a pile of shit... you're pick. choose wisely..

[ltcavs09]

were u fat back then too.

[doggy1364]

i was smack talkig ryan howard and he stared at me like he was going to kill me but that was years ago now i kingd of like him

[sportsguycl96]

he probably gave you that look because you said get your ass over here in front of his kids!

[thedvoong]

WEAR A DAM SHIRT nvm you might eat it fat ass

[LAXxLEGIT]

how did he not notice tht fly on him

[chocob12]

any1 see him stroke his asswhole at 2:21

[RingxWorld]

fatty lolol

[willclark22]

You Fat FUCK. I hate your FUcking language. Albert Raped you in your ass in 2002 with a baseball bat. You loved it fatass. How old are you like 40. Why would you try to get autographs from 20 somethings. Fucking weirdo.

[Today414]

u made the whole story up holy shit u are the biggest liar u can tell ur lieing and got damn those fat rolls leaking out ur cut off shirt DAMNNNNNNN U FINE NORM. lose weight please

[suicidesilencehess3]

yes there was baseball games..... but ur banned from all the games cause the balls make ur horny for ur mom puebs

[thejmt]

remember to go to subway instead of mcdonalds

[Gokimanga]

You are so hot!

[PlowThrough8]

norm your awesome albert pujols rocks

[skaterboy34567890]

u sir have a smaller dick than shane and so soooooooo much fatter than shay carl

[devil258852]

Is it wrong if this gave me a boner?

[wassupno3]

why he looked like he wanted to kill u!

you cussed right in front of his kids at the top of your lungs & he loves god and jesus more than everyone on this planet!!!

[duditon1]

dude, you're funny!!!!!

[beastyburgerboy11]

This guy is great a douchbag but great who ever calls him I will mess u up big time

[PyrofoxMinecraft]

This guy is awesome, and you guys that troll are just ten times as fat as him, trolling him to make yourself feel better, but your at the point where your so fat your gonna have a heart attack trolls. Look at this way, saying hes fat is like saying Chuck Norris

sucks dick

[xXterjooXx]

In Soviet Russia , Burger eats Norm !

[sonalyjennifer]

dont make fun of him

[HitFriendHD]

what a load of bullshit you made up that story up right on the spot

[MegaFuturemusic]

your fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatyour fatv

[mike2mitch]

ill kill u fk u fk u fk u fk u fk u fuck u FUCK YOU and hav a nice day at walmart

[JUSTdoIT870]

hey, don't make fun of shaycarl!!!

[DJFreshBoi]

2:08 . I LOL'd .

[MadSuperT]

@DJFreshBoi XD ninja FLYYYYYYYY

[ipod4gvids]

her is an idea kill him first you fat urkel dancer

[ApyVideos]

Seriously why hate? Is it because he has people who enjoy his videos for who he is or you just really jealous of him having an audience . Thumb up if you agree

[the2bros100]

wow...!! really tantop you FAT idiot think about what ur wearing or what ur trying to HIDE UNDER YOUR BELLY!!!!

[MrCodyfuck]

Someone needs a bigger shirt.

[fallensoldier85]

yeah ur fat thts y we do it

[Gabrieleye2]

Why do you all dis on Norm? He never did anything to y'all. All he's doing is telling about things that have happened to him. You say you're flagging his videos just because he's fat. That's stupid. One day, y'all are gonna tell someone that they're fat and cause them to kill themselves. What are y'all gonna say then? Just leave Norm and his videos alone, he's not doing anything to any of y'all. Y'all are just punk ass cocksuckers with no lives, so y'all comment on random peoples' videos. Get

[TheDiezombie]

Fake and GAY FATASS

[suckmydickgurl]

FAT FUCC LOOKS LIKE JON KRUK LMAO

[megasportstube]

you are all idiots and jakases he has a cool story and the only dam thing your saying is you r fat get the f off utube and if u r going to tease some1 tease um bout somethin they can control like their personality norm u r cool dont listen 2 people

[martinaxekiller36]

FUCK YOU NORM! FUCK YOU!

[theonlylilsamo]

@martinaxekiller36 WTF Man

[MRpopKING12]

YOUR A PUSSY

[snowwolf4511]

fat ass!

[WaLLGr33Ns]

i live in STL Mo right now

[whitelightning003]

hey papa1971jon hows 'bout you get out of your basement and get a life

[papa1971jon]

you should stay in your basement playing world of warcraft... without a damn camera

[avery123100]

your fat

[mattandliam69]

you fat motherfuckin cunt!

atleast dawson can see his dick u fat fuck

fag

[chao300]

Dont go outside man ur fat u squishing everybody man lose weight!

[habs878787]

@How2Q No she is not BUT YOU NEED A TREADMILL

[charles11552]

wow its fat

[duramaxjad4]

yo cornbread get sum cloths on faty pa toto

[oORapidzOo]

wife?

[xoxolivlaulovTv]

3:58... EWWW D,:

[xoxolivlaulovTv]

Don't be hatin' on my Shane <3

[sjmitchellaus]

I've done turds that were better than that story. A) You're a redneck for shouting at your wife like that in public and B) You didn't MEET Albert Pujols, you just scared him as he though you and Vera were going to eat his kids.

[joinmebowser9000]

@sjmitchellaus You sound like a dick :P

[MrDallas2131]

you are fat!!

p.s. nice boobies

pps. albert thought you were going to rape him

[brookiecookie5617]

@MrDallas2131 really? get a life. go look up porn like normal 12 year old kids and leave him alone

[MrWert1223]

@MrDallas2131 dude dont make fun of him you hater

[creepoproductionsinc]

@sjmitchellaus he actually did eat albert pujols kids.

[showbizpizzablog]

@sjmitchellaus Dude, fuck you

[MrDubbleDip]

Y do u make these YouTube videos?? It's YouTube like your only friend? An u have no one to talk to?? Aha! Go get some friends u fat ass

[GangsterMan4312]

fat fuck homo

[tataso]

Close the fucking fat mouth

[Majorpheonix14]

hey i live in st. louis tooo

[kortneykits11]

You have no right to call Shaycarl, dumbshit. You probably way 10x as much as he does fat ass

[superakuduper123]

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH YOU MAKE FUN OF SHANE DAWSON? HE WAS FAT THEN HE DID SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TRY: LOSING WEIGHT. shut the fuck up asshole shanes a good person unlike your burger-inhaling ass.

[RLhockey203]

i flagged this because youre too fat

[sonic911]

no joke...go on celebrity biggest loser that would be awesome id watch it

[hurricrane54]

YOU LOOK LIKE JOHN KRUK!! Not trying to hate.

[unbatedKILLER19]

JOHN CANDY CAME BACK TO LIFE :O OMG

[unbatedKILLER19]

JOHN CANDY CAME BACK TO LIFE :O OMG

[princejohnson221]

Cool



[princejohnson221]

need a twinky

[CMSproductions09]

Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig boy needs a twinky

[princejohnson221]

@CMSproductions09 not funny

[IBblowin]

This guy turned a 1 minute story into a 5 minute story.ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz fat ugly SOB

[voguechic101]

it looks like not a lot of people like this guy haha~!

[MrSaf97]

Wedgie pick at 2:20! And I like how that fly goes on his arm and he doesn't notice.

[kingX777]

lmaooo uhhhhhh look away loll

[bloodmoney52]

EWWW 2:20 putting his finger up his ass

[Dophanes777]

HEY NORM, fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you, you sound like you are an uneducated piece of shit because cut so much, you're a fat mother fucker, Micky D fat mother fucker, you're so fucking fat, gay, you suck, protip: lose weight, fat, gay, idiot, dumbass, also Im doin' your imaginary wife/girlfriend

P.S. you're fat

[coolbeans1234able]

@Dophanes777 HEY FAG,fuck you bitch,go suck your moms dick.

[Dophanes777]

@coolbeans1234able no thanks, I'd rather suck your moms dick and fuck your dad's vag, how much is that costing these days? 4, 5 bucks?

[oiyou15]

@Dophanes777 Hahahaha, but your fucking an imaginary thing, thats wierd, but other than that i like your comment.

[Dophanes777]

@oiyou15 you are a wonderful person and Jesus loves you more than coolbeans1234able

[canovel]

listen to this video and /watch?v=QLx60TZ9_T8 at the same time

[ILLKICKYOASS1]

@canovel lol thats sick

[BobbyJonny1]

@canovel lol its like he makes the videos to fit the music

[add119]

albert pujols is the man

[vTooLegiTv]

Nothing like Shaytard

[habs878787]

fat fuck!!!

[cshredsdaguitar]

i live in stl too!

[shurade0ntes]

fat guy loose some wight !!!!!!

[add119]

@shurade0ntes stop being so mean

[zevy100]

GODDAMN! you look sexy in that tanktop, just kiddin i flagged this :)

[josel29]

fat ass shut up