how to drink a beer on a jet boat

[hannah1219]

Can you give a lesson on how to drink a beer on a bass boat?

[OGxMizat]

i disliked so the bar was even

[Pedrothealien1]

Nice boat Drinking in moderation is fine 

[D16z6king]

Looks like fuuuun!

[electricrichie]

best coors commercial ever!!!

[swailes2426]

What a dumbassssss

[Ronniegodfrey]

you're a stupid fuck, i wish you fell out of the boat dick head!

[hightops77]

Dude is hot shirtless but video is dumb

[MrByah2009]

haha thats funny shit

[RichoMk1]

Video dragged out a bit but top idea, i'll be tryin it for sure. You'll have to come down to Australia and join in with some 'straight arm drinkin'. Recommended to be tried only when blind drunk, The name speaks for itself, have a laugh and try it.

[nampow]

foookin cock sucker

[panzertank15]

you look like someone

[TheIvandrahgo]

@panzertank15 Don't we all....

[christianfff]

sigh.. what a nasty looking fail

[chr0n0s27]

idiot

[Creedo77]

i want my 3 mins back you asshole

[helichair]

@Creedo77 actually, it's 3 minutes and 34 seconds

[marek0086]

@helichair~ 454 cubic inches and only 400hp?.... thats pathetic!

Forced-induction and EFI for-the-win my friend!

[maxkiller276]

eww dolphin jizz

[33fgfhjjggy6y]

was that coolers light?

[hulduabbi]

it is allowed to drink and sail a boat in europe, the only thing that shall be correct, is that you can operate the boat rougly

[lsimat1]

dick head beer and water dont mix

[moapictures]

like a GTA boat

[staticfive]

AWESOME music...............NOT.

[Trex100]

Ha.  Very funny!

[pimpinbeetle05]

i love it!! gona have to try it in my jet boat

you can find my youtube jetboat vid ( challenger 2 going 80mph on the water jet boat )

that should get you there

[gsdboss44]

that thing ssounds like a beast cool vid mann

[RazedByWolvs]

What about the chaser ?

[shodannn]

I liked the video, this young man knows how to have fun and he is clearly being a nice guy and just having the time of his young life. He has a great smile and you can tell he is simply making fun about having a beer on his cool 1975 er jet boat. Than engine on the old hull going 60 mph is plenty fast, the shore comes to you real fast with that much power on such a old vintage boat.

[ammyg123]

i just love how little kids come one here and act like they are experts on this stuff

[SteKo7]

Rich people doing stupid things... Good...

[ammyg123]

having these boats doesnt mean that you are rich. in fact these boats are more cheaper then then the little 16 foot outboards.

since they are old style v hauls they are very cheap because no one uses them more. you can buy a 19 foot tahaiti boat haul like mine for about 900 dollars or a 17 foot demerics hydro haul for about 2 grand like mine in my videos and throw any engine in them

[lilryry94]

bwi !

[Ricz1990]

don't drink and drive

[panzertank15]

@Ricz1990 Drink and boat instead!

[sneakySBF]

I was exspecting a honest video, this was way better 5 stars and to my favs.

[ood2112]

Can't you guys tell that was just "prop beer", not the real thing? Happy boating.

[JoeTeamMayhem]

When you're the only one at the lake with a boat shooting roost 40 feet in the air, yea its worth it.

[mackenzi321]

400 hp all for 60 mph? sounds worth it...

[Pontiac65Cat]

60 on the water is a little different than 60 on the road

[mackenzi321]

i know, i have spent alot of time in boats actually. im only surprised that 60 mph is all they achieved from 400hp. 115hp outboard we had would get over that no problem

[ammyg123]

if you spent a lot of time on boats you should know why. first off its a jet drive youll need alot more power to push it up to speed rather then using a prop. and on an out board as the rpms are raising,, its like a vtec in a handa the power starts to kick in when you above about 6k rpm's. making more pore with a 225 merc then a big block. if he put an out drive on there he would be going about 90-95 no problems

[sploosh56]

@Pontiac65Cat I've seen people terrified at 30 mph on a boat before

[BackWoodsFlyFishing]

isnt that possibly a dui

[buffer66]

Bilge pumps out water, blower removes gas fumes. I do not care to listen again, at those speeds you don't need either.

[ammyg123]

yea you do th bilge blower youll need on any inboard. also he probably wont need it if the engine wasnt boxed in. safety first

[jcrow00]

Fuckin Amazing!!! Nothin quenches your thirst like an ice cold brewsky with 400 horsepower strapped to your ass. Love it.

[sploosh56]

This is possibly the best video on youtube

[BIGJRE2]

why did you need th pump on waht r ya taking on water

[apachestud]

not the pump the BLOWER for the gas fumes

[BIGJRE2]

he said bilge motor

[apachestud]

might wanna listen again im pretty sure i heard a b not a m and it ended in a err not a orr

[BIGJRE2]

mother fucker he said bilge motor turn ur volume up

[apachestud]

nope turned it up still heard bilge blower

[helichair]

apachestud, your analysis is correct, the phrase spoken is "number one, start the bilge blower". as an added note, the high pitched whine of the dual blowers is a dead giveaway. the bilge pumps on this boat are both Rule27S automatic 800gph and are "on" all the time. they only cycle if there is water in the bilge.

[CCWSig]

Bilge blower, removes gas fumes from bilge area so it doesn't explode

[flymo150]

Love your vid helichair! Gee whizz assphincter, here you are on another comment board running your mouth again. Where you always beaten up by all the girls on the play ground as a child. You are one guy Will Rogers "never met " thats for sure.

[dylanmartin99]

nice boat,im a chevy dude at heart,but check out my boat,450hp 460 big block ford. in a flatty

nice vidyou forgot to crush the can on your head haha

[Zepcono]

One of my favorite videos of all time, glorious!

[bucsfan56]

is that don pedro?

[helichair]

yes, this is somewhere about halfway from the moccasin point marina towards the wards ferry bridge. we spent most of our time up that way towards the inlet from the toulumne river. it's the best place on the lake.

[llentabl]

i love don pedro, i grew up on that lake, good times

[sploosh56]

lol

[buildermstamp]

I like how it says "drink responsibly" at the end!

[brosemister]

u are a dumbass we already have a bad name and then u go and do this and it is ilegal to drink and drive a boat u can not be under the influance just stop being a dumbass. or let someone else drive that knows how to handle the boat

[assphincter]

I don't think people understand that you can get a DUI in a boat just as if you were driving a car. Posting this video is like posting a video of you drinking while driving on the freeway. Oh well. Some people will never learn until they get busted.

[assphincter]

Well no. I own 2 v-drives one capable of 100+ mph . I just know how to be responsible and still have fun. I guess when you own a jet boat you can get fucked up as they don't go very fast.

[assphincter]

I still can't believe you are 46. Wow. That's amazing.

[assphincter]

It's clear you have no idea what you are talking about. V-drives leak water? Where do they leak water? They never run? Why would the drive type have anything to do with if the engine runs or not? It's pretty clear you have never owned a v-drive or have any idea how boats in general operate. Does your daddy know you are using his account and posting things that are making him look like a clueless middle aged man in need of serious attention and a better education?

Meet me at Naci in 2 weeks.

[assphincter]

Look for the blue and yellow injected Hondo T deck. Ask your daddy if you can come.

[helichair]

the law regarding boating and drinking allows "open containers". you can drink if you want. if they think you're "under the influence" they will do a BAC test. if you are .08 or more, they will "presume" you are under the influence. if you are .05 to .08 then they need additional circumstances to determine you are under the influence. good ol' fashioned judgement can't be overlooked!

[assphincter]

You look like that nerd faggot from Mr. Belvedere.

[dylanmartin99]

maybe he thinks you look like a fagget too?

[assphincter]

Who gives a fuck if he thinks I look like a fagget? Since there is no such thing as a fagget you stupid ignorant FAGGOT! LOL. You are a fucking moron. When trying to insult others at least use proper grammar. What a fucking tool!

[dylanmartin99]

lol,you dont sound smart.can you tell me where i called you a "faggot"?i was simply saying maybe he thinks you look like one too?so maybe you would understand that he does'nt care,and your opinion doesnt mean shit.your only making yourself look stupid.sorry.

[assphincter]

"lol,you dont sound smart.can you tell me where i called you a "faggot"?"

I never said you did there ass bag. Do you have a learning disability or something? Does anybody really give a fuck about anyones's comments on youtube? At least I use proper grammar. Cock smoking douche mongrel. Suck it easy big boy.

[vnonjuice]

hhahahahaha I've watched this like 5-6 time in the last monthand i still laugh till I cry....It's silly but so so funny.....

[daofongofmilon]

Great humor! I get it.

[Jadedcowboy]

Beer and Boating Just don't mix!

[Creeper613]

ha! fuckin funny!

[gearhead937]

Is that 25 gallons per hour of fuel or beer on the gauge?

[Hewardrv8]

Hahahaha Thats the funniest shit ive seen in awhile!!!!!! doing random shit like that is how you live life if you dont do fun shit then gtfo and go back to your desk job hahahaha rock on!!!

[thejerk292]

how to get arrested on a jet boat

[o0OmgImHere0o]

More like "How to waste a beer on a jet boat"

[Klattu]

All American fun

[mst3k4eva]

Poster boy for american education. Learn how to spell "loser."

[Klattu]

Drinking beer in a jet boat...and your worried about spelling?

[missjo69]

poster boy fore marine saftey.the guys an looser

[hxcmexi]

ahahhahahaa damn i should of thought of that

earlier. haha i always drink it the regular way while on my boat. haha now its gonna be even more refreshing. thanks

[Mul7ese]

beer never looked/felt so good?

[camaro4542u]

anyone that stupid need a ticket

[svgolf]

what a waste of perfectly fine water

[TejasToolMan]

hahahaha good times when the game wardens aren't around!

[furoshus]

If ya'll want pointers on how to actually drink a beer and smoke one while drivin a jetboat let me know...it's all in the wrist

[vnonjuice]

OMG ahahahaha SO SO FUNNY I watched this like 3 times...

[Fiskargut]

gay

[kanoob3000]

lmao id laugh if he was drinking it like that and then he crashed and like "oh shit" and the video just ended.

[1969MustangMACH1]

damn that boat sounds good

[burttttttt]

I lol'd! Nice vid.

[mikeee0994]

be a man drink milk...lol nice boat

[assphincter]

It should have been how to drink a wine cooler. Jet boats are for pussies. When you buy a v-drive then you can drink a beer. P.S. Coors light's not allowed unless you have a vagina.

[lvjetboy]

V-drive as in Vagina-drive? U-don't need drinking skills...your boat's sittin' on a trailer. Jump in and pretend you're on the water 'cause you can drink ur beer normal just sittin' there wishing.

Vagina-drives are for beer drinking pussies.

[assphincter]

If that makes you feel better jetboy. I've owned a jet boat and now a v-drive. Like your name implies. Boys drive jets. Men drive v-drives. Maybe someday you too can become a man. Gotta grow some pubes first though. Toodles.

[lvjetboy]

Maybe you're into a second childhood.

Maybe you bought a slow assphincter jet so now you're overly impressed by your v 'cause you're over 50.

Warranties expired and you're next up for a colonoscopy. Considering you're assphincter who knows?

I think the op's video was funny ...nothing more or less. Not about drive choice if you're still young enough to appreciate the difference...or healthy enough to take a ride in a real jet boat.

Toodles old man.

[dreamcars1992]

WHAT A REDNECK! lmao. thats tightt

[hhowie1234]

Well the beer may not be the best the motor sounds real nice!!!!!!

[boogie504]

Should be called: How to look like a fuckin' extra from a gay 80's movie!

[JonnyFlash80]

lol. Good call!

[BigAgitator]

I concur

[PeterPot18]

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[JTAY800]

5* as it made me laugh, so did your facial expressions haha

[primal111]

drink drive drown

[MikeMartel888]

hey frenchie, just cause they dont have coors light in your bumfuck country dosnt mean u have to get ur nutties in a twist

[phatkix]

hahaha nice vid dude!!!

[toosurreal5]

he should do that with a steel reserve 211, he'd get more of a bath and a buzz.

[leapoffaith20]

Beer? thats not beer, thats week american piss, SEAWATER has a higher alcoholic content than that

[diveit]

coors light, the queers delight

[flymo150]

Now thats funny! I dont care who you are.LOL

[Acton420]

At least its Coors

[IanGoalie29]

haha thats was smooth

[ippyatticus3]

that wasn't funny at all

[iedhunter05]

HAHAHAHHA That was funny!!! Nice pond skipper too!

[iedhunter05]

HAHAHAHHA That was funny!!! Nice pond skipper too!

[svndst69]

party like a rock star

[THEUTUBEHATER]

Damn some of you just need lighten up. At least he is drinking just beer and having fun. Me dad uncle and everyone else on the river drinks all summer long. Funny story we were on beach and cop boat came along fast. He didn't know where the sand bars were and bank his boat out of the water. It was us drunken boaters who got them out of the sand bar. (With Beer and Drinks in hand).lol Needless to say those cops weren't boaters and didn't know how to boat on a river. Man I can't wait for summer.

[tlv156]

i liked the checklist. lol. nice video.  cool boat.

[NonRider]

did you hear the boat lay down when the secondarys opened.not many old taylors will get in the sixties.

[10XBAD]

...ha ha, that's more like showering and bootin'

[HEEHANK]

Try that in a v-drive and you'll smash the can on flat your forehead like BUBBA does at the redneck whoredown, I mean Ho-down.

[lilbrudder32]

cool. my boat's faster, and it's a 3-cylinder. ;)

[cory8383]

Awsome, and priceless, so long as its all paid for,(and no one is hert)! My dad owns one, we will take out come summer. I dont Drink, But I must say that he really did'nt drink all that much.... But who knows?

BTD THAT :).....

[salemcripple]

Hey, when you get a DUI, You should film that too. so we can all laugh at youre dumb ass!

[garnerboy10]

Wasting beer!!

[Krazeemyke]

I love the hatred people have towards beer and boats!!! haahaha.. I say right-on man!!!

good original video... and Keep Boatin'

Lator,

[DUGZOTTO]

Very nice. Keep up on the chrome bullets. Looks like the bend around the narrows at mead

I sure miss my eliminator jet

[THBghostRider]

Real smart guy we have a bad rap already and you do something stupid like this. It does not help when little punks think that this is cool. Oh you jet does not run that fast maybe 45 to 55 lol

[TheoneGodfather]

Love it,funny.Looks like half went up his nose though,lol.

[matthewfnorbert10]

tool ...

[asavage74]

He's obviously had a few by the slur in his voice, lets just hope the next video isnt posted by his buddy of him wrecking his jetboat cause he got drunk to make a dumb video!

[ugadawg1191]

there's just a little bit left... well all the fish get to drink your wasted beer.

you know god says wasting beer is just as big of a sin as murdering an upper class white male, which is pretty severe.

[blee0303]

saweeet.

too bad most of the beer missed your mouth

[freespeachrulez]

WICKED SICK!!!

[fightlover69]

stfu squirtinmyload u must be a dumb cunt who cant handle ur alcohol, one brew will never do ya in unless ur a bitch like urself....go watch some man on man porn u feces eater

[squirtnmyload]

nice one dickhead.....at least it looked like you would've only killed yourself out there....you wouldn't be missed asshole.

[fightlover69]

lol badass vid man but ya shood tell yet dumbshit friend not to use your name, cood lose ur boat for DUI bro

[helichair]

well said, but there is nothing illegal about simply drinking a beer while operating a boat. with cars you can't have an open container, with boats you can. however the 0.08 limit applies to both so one must be careful not to drink too much and operate carelessly. there is even a possibility they can use a .05-.08 range against you if there are other factors (like carelessness).

[asavage74]

Yeah but you can tell the guy was hammered! There's a difference between enjoying some beer on the lake in the boat, and another getting wasted and operating a high power boat.

[legelbow]

Loved the video, Nice Taylor

[lhrules]

yay! 3rd view and 1st comment!