Added: 3 years ago
From: kjaythecomic
Views: 58,646
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (169)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • I don't understand why people don't appreciate your act? I for one thought you REALLY have potential you remind me alot of a more subdued dave chappelle.

    Trust me, that's a compliment if you don't see it as one please understand that i LOVE dave chappelle, you'll go far, fuck what people think about you or your act.

    I for one WISH you did a tour in england, i'd pay to see you.

  • my left ear heard the joke

  • you mother fucker! STOP MAKING PEOPLE BELIEVE YOU. YOU KNOW YOU PAID HIM DAMNIT..... JUST A ROOKIE UP AND COMER TRYIN TO MAKE IT BIG OFF STAGED ACTS. LEMMI TELL YOU WHAT REAL TALENT IS. GEORGE CARLIN, EDDY MURPHY , T.J KING , RAPLH GIGANTI , ECT ECT ECT ECT... MAN STOP BEING THE JOKE AND START MAKIN EM

  • @Fuseddd232 why do you think he paid the heckler to make his act better? It doesn't make sense. Don't you think if the heckler was in on it he would have shut up after the 'when i wrote this act your ass was quiet' line and the big laugh? But no, the heckler carried on shouting shit and ultimately ruined his closing act. Why would he pay someone to ruin the end of his set? You fool

  • You are pretty good and I totally have respect for how you handled that asshole heckler. You were a much bigger man then him. If he ended up walking out on something he paid for because of his own talk...who's the real idiot?

  • Keep up da good work Kjay... Congrats on da marriage too... I knw u been married but im jus now seein da vid... Lol!!! Dnt let mofo's like him stop u... U got a fan out here in da A... Peace up shawty!!!

  • the act was funny, why didnt the bouncer bounce his texas arse out the door???

  • I hate going to comedy clubs and the comics start talking politics. I don't pay to hear that crap when I can turn on the news and see it for free.

  • pretty funny

  • why the fuck aint k jay famous he funnier then most of the ppl on comedy central present

  • @kjaythecomic that's fucked up man, you get heckled on stage, then you get heckled on youtube. great act though.

  • good shit

  • Fuckin funny shit dude !

  • keep going Kjay, I like your style. Well handled (with respect, which is the hardest way to deal with a heckler!).

    Come to Holland, and we'll visit you!

  • @kjaythecomic lol made me laugh, i thought you handled the situation well bro good job.

  • Awesome !!, I thought he was funny.Nothing like a heckler to fuck up a comics routine and the show for others .He handled him like a pro.

  • Great comedian! Great control. You could've lost it and went postal but didn't. I would buy your dvd! =)

  • He payed that guy too heckle him to improve his act...

    Nice try buddy...... NICE TRY......

  • @Fuseddd232 Paid him with what pennies. I ain't got money like that, I'm working on my act trying to get paid. This video is old. I've done 4 comedy festival last year- spent all my money trying to be in the right place and at the right time- are you serious!

  • @Fuseddd232 he payed ? or paid?

  • @Fuseddd232 Really??? You can see that he gets annoyed by the heckler. Give the guy some credit

  • @Fuseddd232 I doubt that he paid that guy, he was on a roll until that ass monkey started, if he'd have paid him, that guy would have said something really stupid, but funny, and louder.....you cant see the anger in his face? youre a tard dude....

  • this comedian has bad timing.....not that funny

  • @MrStonedJosh You see that's the beauty of art- it's always subjective to opinions what you think is not funny is very funny to other people. I checked out your page and I'mjust gonna hold my opinion because you are young and probably do a lot of internet surfing- thanks for sharing good luck.

  • @kjaythecomic I do watch a variety of things on here, I can be a dick and give my opinion,  no one has to agree with it and how is 26 too young to here what you think and why would I care?

  • @MrStonedJosh You didn't even notice he was being NICE to you, you little fucking asshole. He had every reason in the world to shit on you, but let it go nicely. Jesus, you're a fuckface.

  • @koonsmachine you have anger issues....this is the internet people say what they want....don't get your panties in a naught

  • @MrStonedJosh It's not an anger issue, it's a human decency issue. Since you obvoiusly don't possess any decency, there's no point in treating you like a human.

  • @koonsmachine I can see you take the internet realy seriously and i may have made you cry a bit by my rudeness but that's your problem not mine so deal with it don't bother responding to this because i will not bother with a cry baby like you.

  • @MrStonedJosh With the exception of the last two times. Faggot.

  • I am shocked K Jay held himself down, I would have ended up getting all Bill Hicks-esque.

  • great comedian.Did well to keep his composure under idiotic circumstances....... Could have easily blown that ignorant inbred away, but chose to be polite. Why cant more people be like that.

  • @purefuckingmetal006 Hey thanks I appreciate that compliment.

  • @kjaythecomic Dude! Nice to see a comedian posting his own stuff and interacting on here. Cool work with the heckler man. I can tell you're a patient man. You must have kids, lol.

  • 2:30 gold hahaha

  • Im from Texas and i hate Bush

  • HEY K JAY LEMME ASK YOU A QUESTION... DID YOU HONESTLY WANA PUNCH THAT NIGGA IN HIS SHIT OR DID YOU UNDERSTAND HE WAS DRUNK N JUST KINDA LET IT ROLL OFF YO CHEST? AND BY THE WAY THAT CUPCAKE SHIT WAS FUNNY AS FUCK BRUH.. LOL

  • @tombenjammin it aint a job it's a career asshoe- take your fuckin hate somewhere else I dont fuck with you about your videos or job choice whatever you- its people like you who abuse the freedom of speech.

  • @kjaythecomic seriously. typical redneck

  • @kjaythecomic dont worry about him, if you listen to his music you'll understand he is handicapped. So "give it up to the handicapped guy" cause he was at least able to spell everything right.

  • @tombenjammin This ain't 1860, you fucking piece of shit. You love calling black people niggers? Build yourself a god damned time machine and take your ignorant ass back where you belong so a proper American can drop you on the battlefield to rot. I hope you run that mouth off in the wrong place at the wrong time. And to think, your mom had gotten SO good at getting abortions every time I nutted up in her roast beef; how in the FUCK did she miss her appointment and brought you into this world.

  • 28 people are related to the heckler

  • Yea quite hatin

  • Don't hate on him Hater's

  • kudos lol you were gr8

  • He was really nice to the heckler. He could have destroyed him with his words, but he held back.

  • @starscream2341 this was filmed in 2008. Back when you enjoyed those jokes. Second, you are an idiot.

  • @starscream2341

    1. This is an old video, Bush was likely in office so the jokes were still valid.

    2. This guy is awesome.

  • Lol mane all ya'll crazy.... and I saw you interviewin Kevin... and I'm 15. And what u guys we're talkin bout is exactly what I and a lot of people I know fight for. Thanks for bringin up what needs to be brought up.

  • Ahahahahaha @ " My name Cupcake, Cupcake wanna shake for you"

  • This comedian didn't suck and he DID own the heckler; he just did it with the smooth, calm, and collected confidence that African American men can pull off so well.

  • @quirkyquirk You rock!

  • you can tell who is a real comedian... this dude obviously isn't.. only jokes he has is the ones he has to think real hard about before walkin on stage.. and even thats not even funny

  • He should have knocked out that heckler!

  • This guy was pretty good, i think he should have torn the heckler up more.

  • nice dude

  • funny shit

  • dude, this guy realy is not even funny... He needs to go back home to his couch and rethink his career in commedy

  • @jeremiahnapier what do you do for a living? are you your own boss? is the job as free and laid back as his? do you make people feel good and laugh and enjoy themselves? do you do your job at clubs where theres beautiful ladies and the people come to have a good time or is it in a office? please reply to all these questions and let me know that you REALLY love and enjoy what you do.

  • Kay J was weak,the heckals were better!

  • "when I wrote this joke, your ass was quiet!"--haha one of the funniest lines i've heard vs a heckler

  • @sanitary103 when I wrote this joke, your part was quiet

  • "when I wrote this joke, your part was quiet"

  • on every youtube video its the same comments, religion, racism, and politics. every single video somehow makes people discuss these 3 topics. comedy vid, nature vid, nascar vid. fucking pathetic human race, you all failed.

  • unfortunately, you are part of the 'pathetic human race', i agree with you on that, but still you have failed with the rest of us

  • cityhunter was a gay ass anime dude. you must have been beat as a child to like that shit and even then thats no excuse

  • very true man. they could make a vid about a dog taking a shit and ppl would bash each other about those 3 topics... sad

  • Well said.

  • I like bush. but fuck man people need to take a fucking joke man.

  • IM FROM TX 2 .FUCK BUSH

  • I like how the comedian mentioning Bush immediately makes 90% of the comments about politics. Kinda missing the point of the video.

  • .....Are you high? Where where sniffing paint for 8 years or somthing, what??

  • "bush gets to much shit"

    ...oh, I hear ya, 'cause Dubya did such a GREAT job! False flag attack, sending men to look for WMD's in Iraq, getting the country into deficit...

    Seriously, when are you people gonna learn that politicians are just puppets? The people running the show are = the private bankers, the major oil companies, and the pharmaceuticals.

    How come we don't see the Rockefellers and Rothschilds at the top of the "richest men" lists? Search Wikipedia, see if you find 'em. THINK!!!

  • ok, im unsure of whos side your on.

    You say sarcasticly that he did good, yet you say the rich familys cause all the problems, and he is only a puppet.

    Anyways, your right. The rich familys get what they want, and make what ever they want happen.

    But, presidents on the other hand, dont always get what they want. They have to get people to agree with them to pass somethen, were as rich people just pay people off. Plus all the bs conspiracy stuff is made up, the president did'nt set it up.

  • All I can say, dude, is that I'm on God's side. And with my comment, you can take it however you want, I just wrote it in a way to get people thinking (in the hopes that it works!). As far as "conspiracies" go, when you can point to certain things being facts, they're no longer conspiracies. For example, like I mentioned, why don't we see the private bankers at the top of these "richest men" lists...? Something is wrong there, ya know? Same thing with 9/11 and building 7. I mean... wtf, right?!?

  • You're right about one thing, that isn't the REASON it's bullshit. It's bullshit because your paranoid fantasies bear no resemblence to the world in which we live.

  • chill out skully

  • cool, lol

  • lol good point. i always wondered wy rockefella was never on those lists.

    bush is a bitch.

  • "Hey man, when I wrote these jokes, your part was quiet!"

  • You handled yourself very nicely.

  • You handled that pretty well nigga like me would have hop off stage and clocked that nigga

  • lol very nice recovery

  • Comedy comes from everyday life.

  • Pretty decent jokes,but what how he handled the hecker was funny as hell.

  • howd the alamo pop up in this?

  • big up KJay!

  • "Tmiiss america" oh your gay now lmao owned nice job man

  • W was a solid flick

  • Really?

  • Man that reminded me of Bill Bellamy's Who Got Jokes especially with the Texas man intteruption just like the show man props to KJ .

  • "know what i meeeeannn??" um - no i don't. ur dumb

  • And you're intelligent. Your username says so.

    It goes without saying that intelligent people usually don't have to tell people. :-)

  • You must be the handicap guy from Texas. Shaddup.

  • most security would have escorted him out by now, he played with him too long, he owned him already

  • no, he was trying to be nice because the guy was drunk you idiot, change your youtube account name. you lack it

  • this guy is pretty tight

  • he said "hey man when i wrote these jokes your part was silent" lol!!!!

  • dude, you r hilarious.

    you are so funny in that subway sketch that you did with asa and kevin.

  • Man I'm subscribing now, you handled that jackass really well. I am ashamed to say, but I was born in Texas. I got the hell out of there too when I was 12, but not everyone from Texas is undeveloped mentally...I promise! lol. Good job^^

  • I dont know what passes into the hecklers mind when they say to themselve"im gonna heckler a comdeian that make joke and that will surely owned my ass"ITS A COMEDIAN HE CAN OWN YOU BITCH

  • Keep up the good work! Stop freakin' out at the drive thru's, plenty of fast-food " joints"..........

  • i agree with some the comments here. Kjay, you dealt with the heckler superbly. Didn't lose your cool and brushed him aside. That heckler was a complete jerk.

  • but people like you who idiolized him annoyed Chappelle so much he didn't want to go back to his show.

  • Far that was awesome! You are good at thinking on your feet!

  • Oh man, this comedian is cooooooool~ f'reals. Good vibe man, even when being pestered by hecklers. Hope to see more from this guy.

  • Auggies!!! LOL! Last time I was at Auggies I paid a bitch $10 to put her shit back on!! You got the Hoggies or Doggies right, brother!

  • he should have said "and finally i felt bad so i said i'll take a dance, and right as she gets started that guy walks in and says mom its time to go"

  • Kjay, i respect your comedy very much and how you dealt with that asshole.nice job id love to see you, although i live in miami, so come down here and do a gig hanks bro peace

  • who ask you for yours

  • Naw, cupcake, you want a chicken wing?

    NO! Cupcake wanna SHAKE!

  • i lol'd

  • MY NAME..CUPCAKE!! XD best ever

  • funny lol

  • When I wrote these jokes your part was quiet, love it!

  • classy..

  • shoo good job.. wait to keep it goin despite that guy

  • Keep doing what your doing dude, don't worry about those fuckers, they just add to the show, keep your shit together just like you did here, you're living your dream ^-^

  • LOL that was a great job with the drunk guy

  • Nice job, KJay... but you could've been rougher with that jackass. Don't let 'em steal your time.

  • If it was me, id put a 9 millimeter in his ass, make a whopper out of him.

    that no life burgerless ass, him and his crumpled ass burgers!

  • Nice going K Jay- way to fuck that heckler up!

  • There is always some drunk asshole in the crowd who thinks he is funnier than the comedian. Next time you should ruin the guy a little harder, and then have his ass tossed out.

  • Funny!

  • K jay put that motherfucker in his place lol

    Much respect man.

    -N

  • nice act man

  • nice job handling the heckler, your funny

  • that was funny man good job with the heckler too

  • loool

    that is really funny

    thanks k jay

    the video is awesome

  • lmao "are you smarter than a kindergartner" great stuff.. had me laughing hard.

  • thank you for your support

  • Those folks never heard of Auggies? Where were you?!

  • Nope but you heard of it

  • nope but you have

  • lmfao awesome you owned his ass

  • thanks you have a good one

  • thanks

  • when i wrote this joke your part was quiet lmfao

  • that was something I thought of in the moment

  • thanks for the laughs

  • fucking hilarious

  • thank you

  • thanks

  • Keep up the stand up. It's awesome.

  • thanks

  • I sure will, thanks

  • lol. u had me laughin nonstop man.

  • that's cool to hear thanks

  • cup cake look like pound cakes that is some funny shit

  • thanks

  • thanks

  • keep it up kjay

  • okay

  • you're a good comedian. keep it up man!

  • thanks I sure will

  • im from tx... i still think its funny lol...

  • thanks

  • Haha im laughing my ass off! Awesome once again Kjay!

  • thanks

  • Adding to my other comment, I'm sure you don't mind another.

    You're an intelligent and well educated guy, I'm very sure if you work at it you can do it K-Jay

  • You deliver so well lol, work on the jokes and you need a unique-charismatic ploy and you could seriously make it to the big leagues.

  • Awesome work Kjay! Keep it up mate, given me a good laugh.

  • ha ha ha! that shit's funny!

  • haha way to go on the heckler.

  • Keep it up! Always funny!