What? NO I SELL PROPANE!

[Kidz24]

Homosexuals sell Charcoal and Charcoal Accessories

[QsOSiRiS]

@Kidz24 Haha

[Superduperhog]

Best comeback to any "Are you gay?" situations.

[justanotherengine]

NOT at Strikland propane

[shellkazuma123]

There are four sexual orientations in the world of King of the Hill.

Heterosexual.

Homosexual.

Bisexual.

Propane Salesman.

[TonyB21987]

38 people don´t sell propane...and also they´re gays

[Jinamelvin10]

hit 2 repeatedly :PP

[LaDijounMustard]

And propane accessories.... B*tch.

[fireworksfan93]

hit 8 repeatedly . Op! =)

[Bennyhillcat]

i use this response in everyday life.

[olenoor]

the truth hurts- pro pain

[FutureProductions100]

pause and press 1 for are you gay

[thaghost1988]

I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories

[MidKnightRyder36]

@thaghost1988 lmao, that fits all too well

[Belfento]

It is God's will that a homosexual propane salesman cannot exist...

[EponymousKid]

Hank was giving a straight answer, his love for propane cannot be defined by our concept of sexuality.

[nerdydesi]

So selling propane and being gay are always mutually exclusive? :D

[HaloLvl43Legit]

...and propane accessories.

[WebVManReturns]

You can be gay and be almost anything these days. But you can't sell propane.

[samsherbert]

Did you just call a red-blooded Texan gay?!

This calls for a duel, good sir!

[GhostLink92]

@samsherbert Only steers and queers come from Texas, private! And you don't have any horns, so I guess that narrows it down a but, doesn't it?

[Corkoth55]

@samsherbert no he didn't call him gay

pretty sure he said "are you gay?" which is a question.. not a statement.

[TheBfutgreg]

4 for the best part

[fletcher15453]

Charcoal: for that crispy tender taste that leaves you satisfied. Propane: for that sweet tender taste that's do juicy that you thought you were dreaming, a dream about propane

[Trashcansam123]

Charcoal is gay

[MrOnebadassmofo]

He is a manager of a propane store. He does NOT have time to be a homosexual.

[AHafan2]

In his surprise he forgot to add "...and propane accessories"

[mgsexistence]

What? NO I SELL COCAINE!

[wolfshozzer]

This is without a doubt the best KOTH line

[BigPoppa1609]

@wolfshozzer That or POCKET SAND!

[MissAnthrope00]

Propane salesmen are the manliest of men.

[MTLbigJ]

i sold propane for about two weeks...until i quit cause i had no training whatsoever...that little bit of hank hill in me is dead

[ARok2010]

Who gives two flyin fucks that you sell Propane

[Zanzagnarius]

i honestly believ3d he was a cocaine salesman. ah well

[PoopTruffles]

Bitch please. I sell propane.

[Harleyquinn191]

i sell cocaine and cocaine accessories/

[KingCitaldo125]

@Harleyquinn191 The char king imperial is a crack pipe

[Watermellonman97]

BWHA!

[manbearpig6288]

Hank Hill: Strickland Propane and Propane Accessories, how may I help you?

[krayzae46]

@athomicritics this show is an accurate depiction of how we live in texas

[KingoffKentucky]

@krayzae46

You have gay people in Texas? I thought you killed them all years ago.

[ZeroSuitMetroid]

@KingoffKentucky Best Comment EVAR

[uphail]

@KingoffKentucky "Only steers and queers come from texas..."

[hellzshotgun]

@uphail and i dont see any horns on you boy so hwhat are ya?

[KaiL3127]

BAHHH HWHAT? NO.

[JSKish11]

I think it's funny how Hank makes selling propane sound like a sexual orientation.

[Sinadins]

I sell clocks

[ThisisaChannel405]

Selling propane= Not gay. It all makes sense now....

[drewsky684]

This show made me want to move to Texas. I seriously thought life was like this in texas. 

[athomicritics]

@drewsky684 and how is it in reallity ?

[bpfoley89]

Propane. The only sexual orientation that matters.

[TheHornet79]

"duheAh"

[WaltDisneyisracist]

@FamousDave2186 i didn't say more graduates, i said higher graduation rate. i'm sorry, i'll slow down. do you know what a rate is? it's when one quantity is measured against another. Texas's percentage was lower than that of the Czech Republic

[WestSide4Lyfe07]

"Are you GHEEEEEY?!" xD

[Trashcansam123]

Because the opposite of homosexuality is propane. And he sells it...

[Gamer4672]

everyone knows gays and propane don't mix....gays are just too 'flaming' (get it...flame? fire?...you can start throwing rock)

[Gamer4672]

@Gamer4672 *rocks now

[Noonecutsthis22]

@IMMARETROCARTOONS congratulations, you have earned you 100th thumb up!

[NotoriousERD]

..and Propane accesories

[ratrat222]

@NotoriousERD Yeah, but the word "accessories" sounds gay.

[TheSqueezedLemon]

Oh-

[beanergooknigg]

when i don agree with someone im going to say "no i sell propane"

[Alucard20039]

@beanergooknigg hellz yeah!!!

[Serpentar9000]

i'm propane and i find this profitable

[eocine]

0:01

Wut.

[ChoujiMan]

That awkward moment when you're gay and you sell propane.

[MegaKickn]

Propane and propane accseseries

[TheTrueAssanaut]

Propane is the ultimate deterrent to homosexuality. 

[Regginyaga]

sexualities:

gay

straight

bisexual

propane salesman

[Typhoon800]

@Regginyaga LOL

[yrllder28]

@Regginyaga Why the hell is gay on there first? Faggot.

[vmelkon]

I sell butane and butane paraphernalia.

[TheWhiteFright]

I used to sell propane.. but then I took an arrow to the knee

[OktoberSunset]

he forgot to mention the propane accessories!

[JCStanton117]

I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories

[kyussfan6]

im propane and i find this gay.

[BigPoppa1609]

@IMMARETROCARTOONS that comment actually made me LOL thank you sir.

[10gamertag]

What?!No! I do Cocaine!

[StevO1942]

I DO COCAAINE!!! I SELL PROPANE!!!

[Daxter609]

Coming from the guy who said "I love you" to Buck Strickland

[Something6000]

Are you gay?

What? Yes, I sell propane.

[Guthixpwnsyou]

Propane=not gay

[loverboi812]

nothing says heterosexual like propane

[Z0mbieS1ayer]

and propane accessories

[LordNemesis69]

"Do you sell propane?" " Hwha!? NO! I'm gay!"

[drunkdonkeydude]

Wrong, It was definitely propane, and all of its new wonderful uses, like Nancy's hot tub.

[SackolfKnitler]

I Propaned.

[Dvpainter]

EVERY TIME I WATCH THIS SHOW I wanna go down to the store and buy beef jerky.

[modshroom]

the lack of utter sarcasm and intellectual humor in king of the hill literally makes it the best thing ever.

[infinitexpmax]

i came from family guy "hehehhe propane"

[HankHillTexan]

Guhd Dangit, take this vid of me down or I'm gonna kick your ass I tell yah H'what!

[kurisux]

Some people like Men.

Other, like Women.

Some, like Both.

Hank Hill? Well, that boy sells Propane.. and that's just right by me.

[kinklestar]

how the fuck did I get here from a Skyrim video?

[gta4cat]

BILL!? ARE YOU GHEY?!

[Alagremm]

Sexual orientation - propane

[OfficialSexyShades]

i sell prrroooppaaanneee (its a metalocalypse joke. but in that show its i do coocaaaiinnne)

[ThePrayingMantis08]

Press "3" or "4" for "D:"

[Jaye3rd89]

Press "1" or "2" for "Gay"

[shushi1234]

Question one, Do you sell charcoal? A: No I sell propain! Are you a liberal? A: No I sell propain! Do you work for al qaeda? No I sell propain! Do you listen to justin bieber? A: No I sell propain! If the equation -x^2 + 2(k+2)x - 9k = 0 has two imaginary roots, what are the values of k ? A: No I sell propain! Hable espanol ? A: No I sell propain! Works every time !

[mhsgvmrigss]

...How are those two things related in the least? >: /

[chowder2100]

@mhsgvmrigss hehe

[frivera360]

Imma start saying that

[thundertower]

alfredo4334 is such a fucking faggot

[BroadwayCjx7]

@thundertower because he uses charcoal?

[Caniewaak]

Propane, it's a real man's game.

[LolitaSupreme]

He makes selling propane sound like a sexual orientation. Propanesexuality.

[doingitwronf]

@LolitaSupreme "I only have one mistress; propane. Peggy and I have an understanding about that."

[eddiemurphyfan100]

@LolitaSupreme, well 31 people are charcoalsexuals

[Killamakaze]

@LolitaSupreme what's weird is that in one episode it is discovered he actually is turned on by propane... I forget the name of the episode

[modshroom]

@Killamakaze

wrong.

he is turned on by the thought of his wife/nancy cooking burgers.

[13heavymetal]

@Killamakaze It was called "Sug Night"

[EpikGeno]

@Killamakaze what episode? If anyone knows tell me. (im aware he said he doesent know)

[lasoogneypubes]

@EpikGeno Just look it up dude. We live in the age of Google and you're still asking people for answers?

[xXRubella666Xx]

@lasoogneypubes Sometimes, people ask other people questions because they want the conversation. God. In the time it took you to be a condescending ass to him, you could have just helped him out.

[lasoogneypubes]

@xXRubella666Xx Haha I'm sorry. You're right about that. I think about people I work with that make small talk about the dumbest things.. They gotta be on youtube too.

[elputopez323]

@Killamakaze yeah he dreams of seen nancy naked while grilling burgers

[MisterApathy]

@Killamakaze It's the one where he thinks his dreams are about Dale's wife, but they turn out to be about selling her propane. He spends most of the end of the episode nude.

[crazycincyguy]

@Killamakaze It's the one where he dreams about grilling naked with Nancy.

[rchl7]

@Killamakaze Sug Night.

[nlwolslegel]

@Killamakaze It's called 'Sug Night' Season 6 Episode 5. Hank dreams about Nancy Gribble naked and he is actually turned on by the grill, not her. haha.

[ghostflyable23]

@Killamakaze you mean the one where he keeps having wet dreams about Nancy and Peggy is jealous

[volkscom]

the queen licks balls

[coolmatt1019]

2012

Hank runs to save the propane tanks

[71format]

Words dont hurt people, people hurt people.

[MarkusJamesOrlias]

i was all pissed about the stop online piracy act but then i watched this and all that sadness went away

[acau77]

Tip. Any men who have tan jeans with the blue around the center are indeed gay.

[BassHeadsProduction]

BWAAAHHHHHHH. i need a tap and dye and some wd-40.

[gdwwefan]

...and propane accessories!!

[HesitantEvil]

*Slowly claps hands.* Way to deflect the question, Hank... Now I'll ask you again......

[sidthekid8988]

Hold 3 haha

[websiteusername]

Douche

[TheDogShiit]

Touche

[TeamChesus]

It showed me this video "Because I watched" "It seems to me like your an expert Mark!"

[Michaelman007]

...and propane accessories.

[gdwwefan]

@Michaelman007 Get your own comment!

[Quickdrawn94]

that's kinda the same way my dad would answer that question

gay guy: "Are you gay?"

dad: "WHAT?! No! I sell RVs."

[Xalzel]

lol

[Dwayne6470]

I DONT GET IT CAN SUMONE PLZ EXPLAIN IT TO ME

[micksquizzy]

i dont like this episode cause its full of faggots.

[alfredo4334]

@micksquizzy and no one likes you cause you're a douchebag

[justusBfresh]

@micksquizzy i agree witcha

[websiteusername]

@justusBfresh I like your spelling and grammer.

[justusBfresh]

@websiteusername haha thank you (if that wasn't sarcastic)

[TheDogShiit]

@websiteusername It is 'grammar' not 'grammer', next time double check before posting and trying to be a smart ass.

[websiteusername]

@TheDogShiit Next time realize sarcasm you fucking moron.

[TheDogShiit]

@websiteusername Lol that wasnt sarcasm you are just trying hard not to look like a dumbass

[websiteusername]

@TheDogShiit lol, ok(:

[chowder2100]

@micksquizzy fuck you you pice of fucking shit faggot lover bitch

[SoranoSiaStrife]

@chowder2100 goodness gracious me that's some colourful language you're using there. How terribly gauche, is that kind of language entirely necessary? Go wash your mouth out.

[chowder2100]

@SoranoSiaStrife bitch i AM 13 TEEN how old are you you fuck bag sice of shit out shm how stupid coud you sound right now oh my fuck

[ReaptorProductions]

@chowder2100 Are you seriously fighting on a 7 second King of the Hill clip?

[SoranoSiaStrife]

@ReaptorProductions Oh and thank you for pointing this out, I hope that chowder2100 realises how immature they are being.

[chowder2100]

@SoranoSiaStrife bitch shut the fuck up

telling me i am immature

fuck you

[chowder2100]

@ReaptorProductions yes lol 

[SoranoSiaStrife]

@chowder2100 I am nineteen, and oh my goodness, you're a thirteen year old having fun with some nasty new words. Very clever response, I must say that I am impressed at the maturity you express in that last comment. And forgive me for speaking and typing the Queens English (which is, by the way, how English should be used), I am terribly sorry that I offended you with my perfectly polite comment.

Have fun defiling the english language! Now run along and take your rude comments with you.

[chowder2100]

@SoranoSiaStrife shut the fuck you fat ass wight 500 pound bitch we all know you live a mcdonalds ......Queens english psh just shut the fuck bitch

[SoranoSiaStrife]

@chowder2100 Is that honestly the best retort you can come up with? I'm fat and live at McDonalds?

I don't eat fast food. I find it vile.

I don't even weigh a quarter of what you suggest, rendering your assumption of 500 pounds invalid.

Also, if I were short then maybe I could be considered fat, but I’m 5'7" and do kickboxing.

And I am a proper British lady, so yes, I speak the Queen's English.

Oh and by the way, you keep missing the "up" from "shut the fuck up".

[chowder2100]

@SoranoSiaStrife oh i am sory here lets try it again

now go and drank some tea and shut the fuck up bitch

[SeraphianKnight]

@chowder2100 >smh

>stupid

>13 TEEN

You're fucking dumb lol

[chowder2100]

@SeraphianKnight oh and you'r just going to say this and try to make me look like the kid with bad adiduted

here is what you said

>smh

>stupid

>13 TEEN

you're fucking stupid lol

news flash british bitch

and if you are going to talk shit about me talk to me coment on my coment not

@reaotorproductions

coment bitch

[SeraphianKnight]

@chowder2100 Well you have a bad attitude AND you're stupid. Way to show what you didn't want to.

[SeraphianKnight]

@chowder2100 Besides that, nobody has any idea nor will they, where you got the fact that I'm British from.

[chowder2100]

@SeraphianKnight woow first of all just because i am 13 teen doesnt mean i am immaure

seckont of all i live in ohio we dont speek proper english here hell haft of the time we grunt to say yes or no

and for the people that read this and thnk i am stupid look at my cghanel and you well see are coments back and forth

this bitch thanks i am immature just be cause i am 13 teen

but if go to my youtube page

chowder2100

you well see where she said i am immature just because i am 13 TEEN

[SeraphianKnight]

@chowder2100 At least half of the people in all of the states are perfectly capable of speaking decent English. You're immature because of how you act, and it's called being "thirteen" or "13". 13 teen means "Thirteen-Teen" which isn't a word, you moron.

[chowder2100]

@SeraphianKnight so i am stupid and immaturre and stupid because i am 13 TEEN ???

[IamGreg73]

@chowder2100 Too easy.

[chowder2100]

@IamGreg73 what

[SeraphianKnight]

@chowder2100 No, you're just stupid and immature in general.