I Feel Fantastic

[mmcrm117]

Hey, is it me or the description of the video changed? It didnt have that last part before, did it?

[o0LunaticAsylum0o]

AAAHHHHHH

kill it with fire...i mean destroy it with fire and holy water

[Keybladezeldaawesome]

WTF?

[crackerstolemybike]

meanwhile, in a seemingly abandoned house that you approach, whilst being lost on holiday :) bare that in mind.

[daveincognito]

I keep coming back to watch this, long after my first viewing. I can't quite explain it. It's strangely compelling once the initial shock wears off.

[bigdonkey2001]

I've seen santas dick

[lolguytiger45]

What in the actual fuck .

[chazzahero]

then you remembered that some guy lives with this thing

[chazzahero]

don't mind me I'm just going to go kill myself with a toothbrush

my face is literally this O_O

[MediHusky]

well, im thoroughly bored, this video isnt half as creepy as i was hoping it would be

[roastybeer]

What makes it creepy is the lack of window treatments.

[47smithstreetseries]

Not quite scared not quite turned on.

What a strange state to be in.

[dovahkiinhowey]

We're in the Asian part of youtube again...

[klb084]

"You are fantastic....rum rum rum rum rum...."

Nothing to be afraid of folks. She's just expressing her love for rum. :)

[endatthebeginning]

LYRICS (by tara the android) I've seen Santa's tit (hey hey hey) You've seen Santa's tit (hey hey hey) You ARE Santa's tit (hey hey hey) I've seen Santa's tit (hey hey hey) You've seen Santa's tit (hey hey hey) Rum, rum, rum rum,rum rum Please knee (x4) You are santa's tit! (Instrumental) (Repeat 1st verse)

[townsjim]

>mfw

[stopbotting]

I have the strangest boner

[SODEMO2007]

HAHA! TIME FOR SLEEP!

oh wait

[Postructuralism]

MOMMY. ; o ;

[EDDIEinWAR]

the video is weird, but the description is what hunts me.

[Spartan117A1]

OH SHIT NIGGER

[Szerbijn]

Why do we feel uncomfort at watching this? Because of the uncanny valley. Google it.

[MrAsshole96]

@Szerbijn "she" is no where near the uncanny valley

[xXOverkill]

Am I the only one who thinks of GlaDOS when I listen to this?

[adj789]

dat sweater

[1251920518000]

It'll all come together soon. 1251920518000

[Masfemneunouns]

I have a serious addiction to posting this on facebook statuses...

[Strategichan425]

Sucks to be this guy's neighbor...

>:/

[Maltrusion]

wat da fuck?

[7loborojo]

PETERO PUTO.....

[Er0y]

Best description of the century

[wutangclan11]

Why would someone join Youtube on the 15th of April 2009 to simply post this, then fall back on any activity after this date.. Using an example of an ancient greek tale of prostitution to justify this creepy bullshit is weird and majorly out of context. Don't get me wrong, Salad Fingers is cool and all... but this is just straight up dark satanic shit! - and i'm not even religious! Peace

[razokevX]

beautiful,



[JesseReid8SC]

i feel fantastic, heyheyhey, you feel fantastic, heyheyhey

[Drake0Bass]

I can't believe I watched that whole video 0_o

[RapterRed01]

Reddit NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



[sargento956]

Y does dis makes me remember GLaDOs from portal?!

[zombiepika]

i made it snow on these nigguhs.

[Siska0Robert]

1:46 I bet there's like 10 burried women there in that forrest...

[HuntForWaffles]

GOD DAMN IT /x/

[JBdec790]

haha could you imagine walking by that house seeing this

[Phoenix6359]

This is truly horrifying.

[versnellingspook]

I watch this every night before I go to sleep

[SonOfTheBlueSky1]

Osama i tak Cię zapierdoli!

[peasonearth64]

can't stop watching...

[nanananamitsu]

Fuck. I was going to click the button to stop the video, but instead I turned up the music. I'm never sleeping again.

[KaleidoPixy]

i'm tripping something hard... this is not cool i'm right fucking terrified

[tidusx665]

i'm 12 and what is this?

[Gacktsmybitch]

@tidusx665 What the hell does you being 12 have to do with anything? Do you want a medal?

[quibb666]

@Gacktsmybitch nigga learn yourself some internets

[tangledsailor]

it's even creepier if you press the slowflake button hahahaha

[olivergarcia]

REDDIT NO!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!! T_T

[zxcasf]

Oh /x/ you so crazy

[FlexPexico]

Came here from Reddit... I need a hug guys ;_;

[miyor123]

I've. seeeen. Santa's diick. hey hey heeey. Who've seen santa's diick.

[chickpeaGRAVEROBBER]

Screw you, Reddit. Screw you.

[Bradleydothall]

This sounds like T-pain.

[stupidguyx]

What's so scary about this?

[RainysAnime]

WHAT THE FUCK.

NEVER AGAIN WILL I CLICK ON THESE VIDEOS.

I CANT EVEN MANAGE TO LOOK AT THE RELATED VIDEOS!

MUST........ CLOSE TAB BEFORE CURIOSITY GETS TO ME!

[donoiwonoiponoi]

This video creeps the fuck out of me

[Karl0sis]

Your explanation is a fantastic excuse for a very limited technology. I think that's where you've excelled here actually.

[MrMagicAddict]

Ok thats enough internet for today

[Clonetrooper111]

Wth did I just watch? I don't understand whars so scary...

[666ThaScarecro666]

@Clonetrooper111 You obviously didnt hit the snowflake button before watching 0__0

[DutchPrisoner]

@Clonetrooper111 Some people set this up by saying that there's a rumor the guy who made this is a serial killer. According to the rumor, he dresses the AI robot up in the clothes of his victims. Watching it with that backdrop makes it pretty creepy. Although I don't think the rumor is actually true.

[LynxenX]

I saw this before, years ago. I really could have gone the rest of my life without seeing this again, but NO.

[FDASARO]

So I have entered the dark side of the internets

[musiqman0709]

shit nigga what is this

[MindDemon666]

@musiqman0709 I've never laughed so much at a comment in my fucking life. Thank you for this.

[musiqman0709]

@MindDemon666 no problem lol

[CrazyRandomGurl88]

Reddit brought me here...

[Chris2oo7]

@CrazyRandomGurl88 ....Thanks

[ScreamoBaptism]

HOLY SHIT YOU CAN INTERACT WITH THE SNOWFLAKES!

[tindirindirintin]

redditors are always pussies

[AirForceGirl05]

I'm scared already.

[manicstmn]

What a bag of shit.

[IStevieI]

im not racist but dae else hate niggers

[Subcidal]

SKRILLEX SHOULD REMIX THIS SHIT AW YEA BRAH

[BoomBoy13]

@Subcidal Skrillex is a faggot, don't say that again.

[Subcidal]

@BoomBoy13 Hahahahahahaha

So stoned when I posted that.

[stickmister321]

@Subcidal Skrillex with his mainstream shit shouldn't be mentioned here not anywhere.

[010ebutuoy010]

@Subcidal Shpongle could make better use of this in a song then SKRILLEX BRAH.

[ZeranZeran]

You redditors can be somewhat pussies.. Scary? I'd call this boring.

[MajorRagtime]

oh boy 6 am and already on the weird side of the internet 

[hustbust]

@MajorRagtime hahaha you havent even begun ^_^

[versnellingspook]

This isn't so creepy.

[ACMusic01]

Heard that the person who directed this is a serial killer and it was filmed in the woods where he buried his victims. Also, the people are dressed in his victims clothes.

[LIANGE1011]

@ACMusic01 whaat howd they find that out

[ACMusic01]

@LIANGE1011 I don't know if it's true. I just read it somewhere. Just a myth that goes along with the video. I guess no one will ever really know.

[cyanidesan]

search google for "Uncanny valley" for an explanation as to why this video is so creeeppy!

[stefamie]

WELL... Wasn't expecting this to scare the shit out of me... :S

[burlong01]

the Uncanny Valley

[caketakeshh]

Monsters dont scare me...

But shit like this do :(

[hockeybum90n5]

ART 

[silentslayerkillthem]

GLADOS! sorry , I didn't recognise you.

[pachihamster1999rose]

People say they wanna kill it, or that they're afraid of it. I think it quite beautiful. If you read the description, it tells a fantastic story. And that makes the video sorta sweet.

[TheRoomy]

The most upvoted comment in all of Youtube:

89 people think they've wandered into that weird part of YouTube again and stabbed Justin Beiber in the face with Sarah Palin's penis! Copy and paste every word in the Chinese language and your brain won't explode into 89 people's SPARTA!

[PhaNapkin]

The thing that bothers me the most is.. look at his room. Look at the chair. It faces a empty wall. :(

[mateeah]

I don't want her to think of me as fantastic... I really don't...

[darkflame1254]

Too much real life...

[leukocyteofdoom]

i don't even...

i need a smoke. maybe a pack or two, yeah. =___=

[screaminrainbow]

what the fuuu?

[PrincessFalkon]

shit... I'm gping to have nightmares with this =_=

[zantiertasa]

I'm fantastic? :3

[sifftyboy]

Reminds me of the snickers ads

[Noblesavage26]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[Norristhelegend]

I can't let you do that dave.

[Dahhkness]

Next stop on the Nightmare Train, Uncanny Valley!

[Omnywrench]

All jokes and terror aside, I'd like to know the real story behind this video and the android in it. Was this made with the purpose of creeping people out, or just another showcase of technology?

[brian9107]

@Omnywrench read the description.

[sydneymassive]

no this is just wrong, what the fuck

[17thknight]

No, sir, I don't like it.



[Jezzbugify]

@17thknight ren & stimpy

[Xenomorph52]

Time to die bitch.

[aichan71]

what if this guy is a murderer and he made this video to remember where he hid the body

[cheetaclaw]

OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE ITS FUCKING POSSESSED.

[guntzborg]

Why the hell is my comment top-rated, godamn weird youtubers

[THEsexpistols91]

i like this song



[F0rr0r]

Pissed off that people find this disturbing or creepy...

It tries too hard, and comes off as nothing more than pretentious.

[mmcrm117]

@F0rr0r i dont find it scary i actually think its relaxing, and if you wanna see a video that tries too hard to be scary, watch follow me, its on the related videos

[MrScr3wy]

I'm literally not even fazed.

[oconpj17]

The internet has pooped in my brain again

[RedheadMetalC]

this only reminds me Blade runner

[DarkPenguin0]

I can't watch this video without mentally jumping out of the first window to the right

[explosiv0]

i just want to kick the fuck out of this thing every time i see it

[loonzoldick]

sounds like a vocaloid

[zaton666]

Jesus christ how horrifying.

[SuperArmand96]

wat

[WorkaholicsAnon]

It disappoints me that this channel has only posted one video - if the creators are reading this I would appreciate more. This video was oddly relaxing, and I loved the thought provoking description.

[louiscarr899]

@WorkaholicsAnon FUCKING DIE! there's nothing nice about this video!

it creeps inside of your head like a fucking maggot and eats your brain from the inside out, this video makes me feel like i dont belong in my body, it feels like it is isolated me in the room with it

if you think that is relaxing then eat shit if i ever fine out where this demon machine is then i shall burn it to the very ground it was built upon!

[WorkaholicsAnon]

@louiscarr899 Obviously, you have some unresolved psychological issues that need addressing.

[louiscarr899]

@WorkaholicsAnon no YOU! YOU need help for thinking this is a nice video to watch!

[wutangclan11]

@WorkaholicsAnon @WorkaholicsAnon Whereas you either a.) Have no soul, or more likely b.) Are developing a psychosis by 'relaxing' to this shit D:

This can't possibly relax or make you happy bro, and it doesn't make you cool or 'avant guard' by claiming to really like it. Its fucking dark. Would you show this to a group of toddlers and be like "Look Kids, its what they call art. Watch it everyday and grow up to be nice normal artistic, creative children"..................

[WorkaholicsAnon]

@wutangclan11 Relax, I was high the last time I watched this. You need to calm down. Like the ShayeSaintJohn series, this is just someone's artistic expression. You have no idea what they're trying to say but they likely were trying to upset people on purpose while including a subtle message that people would understand if they got the joke - i.e if you analyze the Pygmalion text without jumping to conclusions. Forget satanism, the real weirdos out there tend to be Christians.

[mmcrm117]

@louiscarr899 i don't know but i watch this every day, i like this song

[louiscarr899]

@mmcrm117 dont talk to me, the video has already consumed your mind, your soul needs cleansing

[mmcrm117]

@louiscarr899 why? it is so pretty

[wutangclan11]

@louiscarr899 i'm glad someone here is fucking sane :) we'll burn this fucking demon together bro! haha. peaceee

[louiscarr899]

@wutangclan11 dude, i think it's impossible... i can imagine turning up to this place with a fucking sword and a shotgun only to be found in the room with 39 of these bitches surrounding me ._.

"hey hey heyyy"

"no..."

"i feel fantast-"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" D:

[SanJose117]

carl sounds like an awsome mango!

[nightflyer1]

..........well, its not like I was planning on sleeping this week anyway

[SanctuaryReintegrate]

Oh, hello uncanny valley, I didn't see you there.

[mmcrm117]

so pretty

[firegirl5954]

Vocaloid?

[ellevalso]

I'm fucking freaked out.

[RetroZombieee]

HEY HEY HEY I SEE SANTA'S DICK 0:24

[MrFriendlyFella]

Meh, I've heard better songs.

[TheatreFracture]

THAT IS FUCKING HORRIFIC

[Pheonix1328]

You are fantastic? I thought she was saying you are Santa(Santa's dead)

[lukeisastalker]

hot

[AlexusIesha]

A perfect example of a robot from the Uncanny valley.

[iTrolledABearTwice]

Sounds like hatsune miku's popipo

hahahaha

[Slobinitiate]

The worst part of this video is the random cut to the forest in the middle of it. It feels like it carries some lurid significance to whoever shot this video. I find it easy to imagine that it is some sort of hiding place or burial ground, some hidden corner of the world where this person's secret will remain undiscovered for all time.

Even worse? The ritualistic, worshipful tone that echoes through the whole thing. That kind of worship died with the Old Gods, long ago...

[aegisfate117]

@Slobinitiate Everything you just wrote made this 10x scarier.

[Slobinitiate]

@aegisfate117 You're welcome.

[DjancokWarrior]

@aegisfate117 actually 20% scarier

[TheSchizoKing]

Miku Hatsune: The Golden Years

[mario0318]

I am honestly going to downvote every comment I read about "I'm in that weird part of YT again" seriously, it's getting old, and I feel fantastic.

[TheXemnas]

@mario0318 This guy has the right idea. There is no weird part of youtube. Only youtube.

Also, I feel fucking fantastic. Hey hey hey.

[chantalZAGAR]

Oh hey new ringtone!

[RandomKPluver]

Oh hi GLaDOS

[Emild00d]

"Please me"

FUCK NO.

[Matroska29]

Thank you... thank you so much.

:')

[FlapjacksG]

I'm afraid to turn around because I think I'll see her standing behind me o.O

[22raptorfighter]

What the fuck......

[hotelmario510]

*loads rifle*

SEE YOU IN HELL, BITCH.

*BLAM*

[FlapjacksG]

@hotelmario510 Ahahaha!

[hotelmario510]

@FlapjacksG Did I kill it? Is it dead?

[lishakara]

It's like Miku's retarded cousin

[guntzborg]

I have a pet mango named Carl.

[Lulzisback33]

@guntzborg yeah and i have a pickle named ladernade

[PacoNinja007]

im in that god forsaken part of youtube again..

[snacmachine]

i guess this is a 'one hit wonder' channel, lol. probably for the best

[neonlanterns]

it's the newest vocaloid.

[Jeronimus]

This is creepy as hell. This is horrible. This is terrifying WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS.

[SheJanel]

Ooh, the new Vocaloid demo is amazing.



[JesusByrne94]

This is beautiful

[KarlBlud]

i need to go out and steal a plastic doll women and stick two holes in it and pump it till i feel fantastic

Booyah.