HASTILY MADE BOSTON TOURISM VIDEO

[dicksandshit]

This was really homo.. no homo.

[JCax944]

because i watched this video my penis fell off and landed in another dimension populated entirely by dogs, who ate it

[cubicleboy]

YOU BITCH

[IBJ57]

Come up with an original idea for a video loser.

[beaner0000]

You have the Red Sox and Celtics you ungrateful bitch.

[bag1234100]

Mrmattyboston.  Well said

[MrMattyboston]

good job fuck stick!! you made yourself look worse than the city(even though boston kicks ass) go back,learn how to make a decent parody that dosn't suck dick and then get a life!! this is one of the worst videos i have ever seen!! i guess this is waht one does at 39 living at home still with mummy and daddy and won't look for a job because smoking weed with yr 15 yr old gang is far more important!! i wish i could meet you face to face jealous homo!!

[ANGRYB1RD]

...except Boston kicks ass.

[Arundel81]

awful



[fatniggaboy921]

nice celtics article from 2003 you fucking fag

[PIRUSQUAD]

yo video suck u fucking fake thugs lol

[MurakamiTenshi]

This video is pretty funny

[xYoungGodx]

Also, this video SUUUUUUCKS

[LegalizeTheHerb13]

Boston is one of the greatest cities in the world.

[jackassmaster1234]

this is funny but to be fair red sox were around 2 ad a half years before the white sox

[friedchicken187]

I actually think this is funny as hell........

[jaytill123]

Mike Polk you are not. The only positive things to come out of Boston are The Street Dogs, Death Before Dishonor, And Larry Fucking Bird.

[xYoungGodx]

@jaytill123

You have obviously never been here, and have no clue about the history of the city. Especially our punk scene, if you think that THE FUCKING STREET DOGS (who are considered a JOKE by any real boston punks) are one of the only good things to come out of here. Please shut your mouth and reinsert your head into your ass before that open sore you call a mouth gets you into some real trouble.

[mb72297]

This fucking sucked

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

Obvious Jealous Butthurt Fan is Obvious.

[Lazman65]

this makes cleveland look good

[CitiesInTheSky]

You can't make a parody video about a city you clearly don't live in. Someone's just a butthurt NYC fan.

[Akilroth234]

@CitiesInTheSky He's not the only one butthurt :333

[donwantstobesedated]

How can you make fun of Boston and not mention the roads?

[sway2000]

This is nothing like the Cleveland video. Anyone who travels knows that Boston is a cool city doing well in this economy. If someone is gonna make fun of Boston then at least be creative.

[ThePantsExtra]

This is exactly what a homophobic drifter having a stroke on a subway sounds like.

[SILLBILL147]

gay

[zachsylvester]

Bostons motto- atleast were not chitcago

Clevelands motto- atleast were not Detroit

[scottyjamez101]

this just made clevelands self esteem go up

[aegis1337]

Wow...this is terribly unfunny. I'm all for satire and parodies but nothing near the original Cleveland videos.

[nintendosforce]

Uh.....Boston is nothing like this, if you're going to insult an awesome town like Boston, at least get it right.

[nikko299]

-2/10



[Shoespider1]

This video gave me AIDS.

[OMGodtheykilledkenny]

@Shoespider1 i think that was the hooker you slept with last night

[thepsychoripper]

@Shoespider1 that sucks. i got the same thing from some fish in a river in cleveland

[paultoner]

I actually thought this video was pretty funny I gave it a thumbs up

[Ame622]

Like the Cleveland one... Only this one isn't funny!

[Dielawn07]

Umm, decade of dominance

[HiddenLotus111]

These vids don't work well in cool city's like NYC and Boston... Try the deep south next time...

[Buddy212002]

17 Banners. No excuses. We're #1!!!

[jfdb59]

WOW. I would have been embarrassed to post this piece of crap.

[BenCherringtonSox]

the guy who made this istn from boston... boston is awesome

[SeanyD781]

Drink bleach pussy

[theoneandonlysarab]

I was hoping for something funny. Wrong again.

[de132]

Bruin:

"Wut the fuck is dat"

As shit as this may be, I still laughed

[smythe17]

I'm just going to assume that you were trying to be ironic as Boston is an awesome city. In which case, THAT WAS BRILLIANT

[AlienKidGuy2]

1: Nothing in this video rhymed

2: Horrible singing

3: Not even close to being funny

4: Dude in background sounds retarted when he jumps in and says 2 words

5: Not even close to comparing to the Cleveland one

[OrangeJews1138]

@AlienKidGuy2

Nothing rhymes in the Cleveland either,

[MrSmammered]

You should feel bad you made this. Go kill yourself loser.

[IkramKetchman]

LOOOL-the only thing funny about this video are the comments! Wow u guys let him have it. Yeah Boston is pretty awesome and there isn't much bad to say. #fail

[NintendoAddictNAD]

Homophobic remarks +random swearing ≠ funny.

[johnnygriffd]

"I recently seen". That says it all.

[dpizzi1]

this is terrible! the cleveland ones are funny b/c they are true! acting like Boston sucks especially sports teams...don't even try to compare yourself to the misery cleveland has felt

[guitarroxxer02]

Hatin on bishop vids.

[bhawksaddict]

Red Sox > White Sox

[WollongongWacko]

fuck you

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

I love how the Bruins won the Stanley Cup and the Celtics won to right after this....

[bostonboy01]

this is stupid freaken idiots i took a crap on whoever made this's face

[jacobj715]

haha boston is funny red sox suck go indians

[Joeysnamehere]

I would rather have a baby through my pee hole than watch this shit again.

[LoHAtrox]

@Joeysnamehere Urethra?

[Joeysnamehere]

@LoHAtrox indeed sir. This was absolutely awful. Not funny at all...not even kinda.

[LoHAtrox]

@Joeysnamehere +1, bro. now the original Cleveland one was hilarious. can't argue with that.

[JesdaG]

I like the music used in this clip, especially the brass section.

[jpuds013]

Only could comment on their sports teams? Go watch something other then ESPN jackasses....

That was pathetic

[halofan813]

well that was just awful. I couldn't even understand half of it

[goldiemcg]

There are so many things people don't like about Boston and this didn't cover any of them. Accents, annoying fans, etc.

[DeanMoriarty1968]

Weak. Dry as a popcorn fart.

[Ptownoldie]

worst video ever. go die you fuck

[bcbrewers15]

it all makes sense. 1,404 people are not educated

[pcunningh3]

terrible attempt, worthless

[Anon1913]

what?

[bcbrewers15]

FUNNY BOSTON SUCKS!

[saccolid]

This is completely stupid. Not one clever or witty insult was in it.

[Sonovius]

Least funny thing of all time.

[kenealy13]

Please be inspired by something the requires less sound next time. Or maybe just stick to playing Stratego with your 8 year old cousin.

[undyinghumor]

You can't copy the Cleveland tourism videos for a place that people actually want to visit.

[bigglebinks]

see boston is actually kind of a destination for people to visit... its really not a bad city

[OnPlanetVenus]

One of the most unintentionally funny things I've ever seen. It's like The Room of hastily made tourism videos

[mikesgotniceice]

haha video made by some jealous shitstain whose sports team got whooped by a Boston team

[killahpandaz]

@mikesgotniceice  word

[9ner]

FUCK YOU

[AJSmitty3533]

Come on down to Boston, and watch our sports teams win 7 titles in 10 years!

[iwusinger]

Wow. This song made me want to stick a sharp object into my ear.

[burgburg123]

A bruin is a bear. Fucking idiot

[EffinMatty]

next time do this in english so we can all understand what you are "sayin"

[EffinMatty]

next time do this in english so we can all understand what you are "sayin"

[mfantini07]

That made my humor gland depressed

[SuperGamer1021]

this is a commercial? it just sounds like crap with boston pics....

[BDubbleDizzle]

sounds like someone is homophobic and cant stand the fact that his sports teams are losing

[AIDANFARTINGWALSH]

this video is terrible, been to boston a lot and none of these jokes even relate

[iLikeCookingWithAri]

You left out the boston nfl team?

[Checkerdbacon]

0:32

[Lacivicus]

Lame A bruin is a bear dumbass.

[MrJmschmid]

I think a lot of people would think this was pretty funny if they had never seen the Cleveland video. It's not so much that this is terrible as it is that the Cleveland vid is very awesome.

[bailesie]

30 seconds of my life I will never get back.

[Demonmack0]

Eeeehhh... i was looking for humor... The cleveland was actually good. this ... boring and not amazing... :/

[Mswordx23]

Hastily made indeed.

[UNIXg33k]

Undoubtedly the most un-funniest piece of copycat shite on YouTube. Boston is actually an awesome place to live and visit.

[Jslab220]

@UNIXg33k Hey, so is Cleveland! We just have low self esteem. :(

[dkmfan442]

I'm from Boston so I would love a good spoof like this to laugh at. But this sucked. And you can't really go after the sports teams...honestly.

[tech9393]

a bruin is a bear

[Syndo]

cant this video be removed? horrible compared to the cleveland one i just saw, this wat happens when people try to copy an idea and fail in so many ways

[soxandmetal]

This was pretty not great.

[hlslayer123]

I could say "Come on down to Boston town everyone, our banks get robbed every single day" and it would be better than this garbage.

[mrnaji]

and it costs to billion dollars a month to pay for a small studio

[dj999dominator]

Every time I watch the fantastic Cleveland videos I have to come here just to revel in how fucking stupid it is in comparison.

[RyanWehr]

what.. the... fuck...

[metallica24687531]

this sucked

[caged360]

"Fuck yo couch nigga"

-Rick James

[DoorDiehockey]

Guess everyone knows what a bruin is now

[stanleykubrick98]

This video is the bilious bubbling vile substance that oozes from Beelzebub's swollen itchy infected toes.

[darkestdays11]

* celics best team in history / LA

* bruin is a giant bear that will fucking kill you ( and their stanley cup champions

*Red sox our one of the richest teams in baseball

* we believe in a persons right to choose the sexuality

blacks and whites get along now

YOUR SONG sucks is terrible and doesnt make sense...lol btw White sox suck balls

[CurleyScoots]

who doesnt now what a bruin is?

[darklighter1]

Wow....that was bad. I mean if you want to make fun of a city at least use your own imagination and not try and copy the Cleveland vid but poorly...sad dude..

[rbush1995]

im sorry... youre trying to shit on a place where every sport team is fucking insanely good? and one of the cleanest, most beautiful cities in the u.s? with barely any violent gangs? im sorry but youre fucking retarded.

[ohiocanalgirl]

Too bad you dont have A RIVER THAT CATCHES ON FIRE!

[salozmen29]

Not funny

[aafsotd]

Boston is fucking awesome. Unlike this video.

[JoeyYanni]

i hate you and boston now....

[TheFodunk]

Dislike!!!

[dann317]

Terrible... And a bruin is a type of bear... A bear that just won the Stanley cup..

[optitron93]

red sox were founded before the white sox...and they also kill them most of the time....

[Digdugdawg42]

137 people didnt go to boston

[llieske]

Racist, Homophobic, poorly made, not funny at all... you should just delete this waste of time....

[TheRumpdaddy1]

this is the fuckin dumbass most retarted piece of shit fuckin tarded fuck ive ever shitfuckin SEEN!!!

[CasualGarbage]

The was the dumbest fucking thing i have ever seen

[emblue123]

Wow, super racist and homophobic! Clever, clever..

[daafuzzybunny21]

GAY



[vita10gy]

Having just got back from a vacation to Boston I was looking forward to watching this and maybe being "in on" some of the jokes. Turns out they forgot to include any.

[planecrazy85]

This was so bad it gave me cancer

[BouillonCubeNoob1]

Wow. He failed at copying this video: youtube(dot)com/watch?v=ysmLA5­TqbIY&. Fail copycat is fail.

[pat5168]

Boston does suck. But these people sucked at making it funny.

[spampy106]

@pat5168 agreed.

[pat5168]

@spampy106 It's so overrated. The only sports fun to watch are hockey, lacrosse, and basketball. Boston's decent in basketball and have only recently gotten good at hockey. Lacrosse? Nope.

But honestly the actual city is boring, there really isn't much to do. NYC looks a lot better to just visit for the weekend but I've never been.

[bruins3315]

I'm from Boston. These guys are retarded.

[StarStruckbyBlaze]

pffft Boston's better than most places. And if this guy thought Boston was BAD....

[JGlass14]

I get that this is supposed to be funny... but it wasn't. Not even close.

[iDoBBzY]

good one.... where the fuck did you visit in boston cause half of that didnt even look like it

[MegaAntoineDodson]

A bruin is a bear you fucking idiots

[BinaryStar1986]

could have been so much better... thumbs down

from MA and love Boston, there's way more material than the crap in this vid... put in the effort!

[MrBrett43]

WTF WAS THIS <3 BOSTON U FAGS

[Skarotum]

I really don't mind poking fun at my city, but this wasn't even clever. It just sounded like some butthurt sports fan who doesn't like Boston sports for some reason.

Also, BRUINS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPS!!

[murphy1050]

city of champions bitch

[Quote737]

980 people have the absolutely right feelings about this video.

[schenoskys13]

wow that was terrible...

[sugarlily12]

lol "wtf is a bruin"

[VentriloquistMime]

this was weaker than Stephen Hawking's legs

[truerock74]

This is the worst steaming pile of crap, evah!!

[astayonix]

Gay. This song is worse than Detroit.

[intactGB]

y is this guy whisperin through the entire video

[bina1616]

wtf..

[goobinhymer]

Horrible



[HungryDingo]

I can't even hear what they're saying after 30 seconds.

[hongpingmike]

totally sucked!!!

[Bladerunner2117]

The video about Cleveland wasn't really hastily made you fucking idiot... Otherwise it would be as awful as yours is.

[Shmiggle2000]

Boston has won more championships than any of the other cities that have a team for MLB, NFL, NHL, and NBA in the past ten years. (Los Angeles doesn't have an NFL team). Greater Boston is the tenth largest metropolitan area in the country. It's certainly no Cleveland.

[hamman3509]

@Shmiggle2000 Combined that may be true......but lakers have won 4 championshipsand spurs have won 3 in the last 10 years. also the red-wings won 2 in 10 years

[Shmiggle2000]

@hamman3509 but I mean still, there's a whole lot to celebrate you know

[Seanmurphy1234]

um hey and the Red Sox are like the #1 team in the M.L.B right now

[forkinplugoutlet]

bruins won the cup this year, so idk why theyre complaining about hockey in the video.

[MisterX867]

@forkinplugoutlet this vid is 2 years old though

[bigdaddymatty17]

This sucks.

[powerfulSubtlety]

That was finny because of how pathetic it was.

[eromitlabhitw]

weaksauce brah

[kd8bud]

Rated "G" for Gay as fuck shitty ass dicksmackin' video

[courtneyroybal]

fail!

[McSkittles23]

this song is gayer than boston.......which is pretty bad.

[theasskicker24]

This video is worse than cleveland



[randomluver25]

double wtf did i just watch? i mean i couldnt even understand it

[caspianb132]

let me see, the Patriots have three super bowl rings, the Celtics have 17 NBA championships, the Red Sox have 7 World Series, and the Bruins have 6 Stanley Cup champions, one of which was won this year. Boston is also the smartest city in the USA. So fuck all you haters!

[oak23able]

@caspianb132

yeah your good at stupid trivial sports because there is fuck all to do in this shit fuck head town.

hows ur ass-vagina dick hole?

[caspianb132]

fuck you! Boston Rocks!

[evilnick666]

yah youre high as a kite if you think boston is anything but one of the finest cities in this country

[matt6895]

its funny cuz the bruins just won the stanley cup

[fattymcstat01]

the person saying the

"No" And stuff ruined it