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  • maybe they know it can "kill" them

  • hahahahahhah.. it kills its own friends .. heww how does that feel ??

  • I... don't know why I find this so hilarious X'D

  • this is because the turrets shoot at anything you have heat, 'cause they have heat sensor and the rocket emits heat as well as humans (Chell) ^-^

  • @zeldanilador4 Several other things, such as light sources, emit heat (other things could be those energy spheres, the light railings, and maybe even the: "1500 Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button").

    They likely detect movement.

    In Portal 2 multiplayer mode, you play as a robot, and still are targeted by turrets.

  • here is why this happened to those who don't get it

    if you played half life 2 , you should know that when you fire a rocket against a gunship , that gunship keeps shooting at the rocket , so maybe the portal turrets is scripted as the gunship , anyway if anybody has another explaintion you can replay me

  • @123 Hello and welcome to random portal video!

  • turret say"who idiot rocket?"

    Rocket launcher"me"

    Turret"I shoot you"

    Rocket launcher"nope you can't"

    Turret(shooting)

    Rocket launcher"wakakakakak"

    Turret"damn! i had to be falled of trap"

  • LOL...!

  • sucks as AA.....

  • nice one ^^

  • everytime turets talk i hear "now kiss my ass" xD

  • yay portal playground

  • Yayayayayayayayayayya...

  • 1:11 BOOM!!!.. Headshot... :P

  • Where do u get that map

  • idk if id be more scared of the rocket or the turrets D=

  • @xPolarGamingx I'd say the turrets, which will kill you, as opposed to the easily-avoided rockets.

  • AWESOME

  • @Ifscrazy This is from the Hammer map editor in the Source SDK. All you need is a game made with the Source engine to create a map for it.

  • This whole video is like: Ow...I dont know why that went off...

  • How do you get there?

  • rocket vs turrets! who will win!? *several seconds later* rocket beats turrets!

  • Is this Gmod? How do I get this?

  • whats portal playground?

  • I had an orgasm in 0:50

  • thats awesone

  • LOL ITS MORE LIKE A FLARE!

  • awsome!!!!!!! totaly lol

  • didn't u know that turret shoots everything that moves?

  • The army's net missile interceptors.....

    work well enough!

  • How to download the map?

  • 25 people are going to be tested on turrets

  • That is a fuck lot of bullet holes!

  • This is probably why you never saw turrets and rocket turrets in the same room at any time during the game.

  • @ ronathandaman If a Rocket goes into a perfect portal loop, it will after maybe 3 seconds, it will explode. Also if a rocket turret CAN shoot itself, but when the rocket hits the R-Turret, It bounces off and dissolves.

  • Can the rocket launcher shoot itself? Also, what happens if a rocket goes into a portal loop?

  • 0:50 CO-CO-CO-CO-COMBO BREAKER!!!!

  • Yo dawg we heard you like weapons

  • how did you make that?

  • well that was pointless yet interesting

  • They blew the shit out of the wall..

  • lol

    

  • 0:50 I see WHY they shoot at the rocket now!

  • It would be cool if the bullet holes at 1:39 spelled out something.

  • Behold, the world's worse missle defence system.

  • omg... thinkin bout how much glados would need to pay 4 d damage on d wall

  • is this G-mod9?

  • wo/wie kann ich, so wie du, eine eigene kammer machen?

    how can i make a room on my one?

  • @kingrene97 source sdk und für portal 2 den portal 2 sdk

  • wow

  • press 6 for teh kaboomz

  • it is gmod! i can tell by the look of the portal gun!

  • @thegralph10 What about it?

  • @thegralph10 It's not GMod. It's a custom Portal map. (One I've used, in fact.)

  • noob tube portal style.

  • g-mod right?

  • @serviceman613 Ever hear of console comands? That would be on way to spawn the turrets, and possibly a custom map.

  • @serviceman613 Nope!

  • @serviceman613 NOt gmod

    is the

    console to create zombie write on the console npc_create npc_zombie

    =)

  • epik

  • THIS IS PURE WIN!!!

  • is this portal playground?

  • 65% MORE BULLET, PER BULLET.

  • @DesertEagleMG That's 75% More bullet!

  • lololololololol

  • lol looks like the rocket is coded as a npc!lol

  • 22 people don't have the Aperture Science Friendly Detection Chip.

  • @gizi37 And the extra one was GLaDOS

  • @gizi37 make that 26 people...O_O

  • map?

  • Nice. Shooting a weapon w/ a weapon. That's not ironc, turrets, it's CLICHE!

  • those turrets really do not have to aim. i like them.^^ Just spray random at the enemy like in Black Ops with the M60. Some people already called me a hacker xD

  • this problem is from the competition on whitch turret is better

  • my portal keeps crashing on my pc for some reasson ._.

  • @shadythehedgefox1 Vegeta: SAD FOR YUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • nnnanananananananaa

  • the song are gay

  • @justaname111111 learn to talk,fucktard

  • Portal playground?

  • WTF

  • "and what do we do with Turrets?" BURN 'EM!

    "and what do we burn aside from Turrets?"

    GLADOS! 

  • You've done it, I think you've actually done it.

    I mean, when we designed it, as PSNcharlie97 stated, we didn't realize the error we made, and the possibilities. It amuses me one of our test subjects did this, and was able to!

  • @VolfGang1000 its ok comrade!

  • @VolfGang1000 umm ok there you can get a portal gun of garrys mod.org but i believe u

  • Awesome xD

  • can you get the portal playground on xbox360?

  • gmod

  • that must be how they get practice

  • can portal turrets walk? btw thats kindof funny!!!!

  • can portal turrets walk?

  • how do u get the portal playground

  • 1-Dude, check out those rockets passing by...

    2-Yea bro, nothing ever happens around here....

    3-HE'S BUGGED

    -open fire-

  • IT'S NOT PORTAL YOU IDIOTS! IT'S THE PORTAL PLAYGROUND! LOOK IT UP ON FPSBANANA! gawd

  • I'm making a note here... HUGE SUCCESS!

  • It's not Gmod you retards. it's a playground map in portal. you can get these maps on FPS banana, and there's a turret spawner behind him and at 0:06 you can see it. Now stop Trolling and being faggots.

  • how u get this map? Great video BTW

  • Looks like aperture put a threat detection system that recognizes rockets as a threat, maybe the were gonna use that for a level.

  • Turrets are funny.

    "SHOOT AT HIM! THE FLOATING EXPLODER!"

  • THAT ROCKET IS A SPY!!

  • @Failedguy07 and that machine that shoots rockets is a soldier XD!

  • @Failedguy07 Spy sappin mah Aperture Science live fire turret!

  • next time put the normal turrets nearer the back wall...

  • T:oh.you think your better than we??'with your rockets?see what i do to your rockets with my pulse bullets!!!

    RT:not these guys again.....

  • its not gmod you dumb fuckers its portal . reason 1 theres no portal gun in gmod sooo perfect

  • @mckinzielove You dumbass, not everything with things or places you don't see in portal is gmod. If it is gmod then why doesn't it have the hl2 HUD, and plus, you can't get the portal gun in gmod (unless if you download online). It's a custom map that allows you to spawn sentrys and activate a rocket turret, so shut up and play gmod before commenting.

  • Turrets are jealous at rocket turret.

  • cool

  • @zang274 What is it?

  • GMOD! lier!

  • @TheBillybooboo You are a fucking dumbass. For one, you can't spell "LIAR", secondly, this isn't gmod, its a custom map, portal_playground_v1. You can spawn turrets, and that button activates the rocket turret.

  • @9000mudkipzareinert Well i cant get it to work. Oh well...

  • i know that thats gmod

  • how did u do taht that's no level in portal? did u do that with Garrys mod?

  • @combiplayer no it's portal's console

  • die rocket die

  • And now it's time for...

    TURRET BOWLING \o/

  • New from Aperture!

    Anti-Air Turrets!

  • what game is that?

  • @christion949 ur a dumbass read desribtion

  • @xpowxwowx

    No u are the dumbass i read all descriptions and that one said nothing about the fucking game u little bitch!

  • @christion949 THEY SEE ME TROLLIN THEY HATIN

  • @xpowxwowx

    WHAT?!?!!??!?!??!

  • where did you get the battle music from?

  • wooow the wall x,D

  • Turrets...stupid little mingebags!

  • its funny xD

    

  • PWND!

  • lol lol funny like hell :D

  • TURRETS!!! tonight... we dine... in black mesa!!!

  • @preykiller877 and you suck alot of cock just by sucking cock you cocksucking cocksucker! =3

    Call of duty 4 is better than Modern Warfare 2, fag. It's because you don't own it. I have MW2, on PC; the same with COD4. I may see your videos and hate on them, shall I?

  • 1:11 predator missle

  • @CRAZYNick131 We are done with your modern warfare 2 jokes, The game sucks anyways. I'd rather play call of duty 4

  • how did you get that place

  • All Anti Air Ca- Turrets... OPEN FIREEE

  • This error is due to the fact that all Aperture Science Sentry Turrets have a primitive Aperture Sensor V1.52521064 Which detects and fires uppon anything that does not have the Aperture Science Friendly Detection Chip

  • @PSNcharlie97 that made no sense

  • @iToasterman in english it is if it does not reconize you it shoots at you XD

  • @PSNcharlie97 are you a scientist of the aperture science???????

  • @PSNcharlie97 Well why does they shoot at you when you are holding another turret?

  • @32meg32 Because it is mostly detecting you

  • @PSNcharlie97 Are you an Aperture Science Sentry Builder or inspector

  • @jack62027 Inspector, The turrets are automatically built by Manufacturing robots.

  • @PSNcharlie97 So, either Aperture Science is real or you just know your Portal Facts and if you are an Aperture Science employee have you ever met a test subject named Chell

  • @jack62027 No, I've seen her lurking around, but I've never talked to her.

  • @PSNcharlie97 Well, is there a automated facility manager named GlaDos

  • @jack62027 Oh yeah, The Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, yeah I know about her, She has Coraline's personality deeply hidden in her AI, Cave Johnson, the CEO of Aperture Science Innovations died before we could implant is brain into the AI so by orders from Him on his deathbead he ordered the scientises to impant his assistant, Coraline's brain into the AI.

  • @PSNcharlie97 Oh, well i never knew that and have you ever seen two robots one short and one tall one blue eye and one orange and there working together with portal guns trying to complete tests like Chell and there names are Atlas is the short one and P-Body the tall one?

  • @jack62027 I inspected those before launch

  • @PSNcharlie97 Hey,I worked at Black Mesa because and I was testing this new crystal in a giant tester and when i put it in the tester Black Mesa went hay-wire and I accidently opend a portal to the world and let the alien out in the facility and i survived because i had this HEV suit on and then I found a crowbar and weapons and I had to fight my way out of the facility and I finally got out and now im living in this city called city 17 oh and if i forgot to mention my name is Gordon Freeman

  • @jack62027 YOU OBVIOUSLY DID NOT PLAY THE GAME. so let me explain it =). Okay so your this dude named Gordon and a bunch of aliens come and fuck it up.so you know it gos on with BANG BANG! rawr rawr! and the eventually the black guy with a peg leg dies. =)

  • @jack62027 also you're mute

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  • Damn, Youtube is started to load videos horriblely slow now.

  • @Zenxax i know right!

  • this is why you dont use heat-seeking for guns

    use DNA seeking lol

  • This is turret's version of shooting plates in the air with shotguns

  • lol! That's awesome!

  • where are you?

  • my friend got me to download this and i've been having some trouble opening it...any help please? =3 i lol'd at your video...its good :D

  • no shit sherlock

  • dey dunt liek teh rokeetz. dey maek dem sahd. :c

  • 0:19 and 0:40: OMG it's a chorus of turrets!!! :D sing ur little hearts out, turrets, sing!!!

  • I lol'd when it shot the turrets...

  • EPIC!

  • u can tell its not gmod cause theres no health monitor

  • @mrtbrix

    Actually, there can be a health monitor in portal, so that is not valid proof. If you type impulse 101 into the developer's console you get a health meter and all the weapons from half-life 2.

  • f* ing cool!!

    i love it !!