Ted Haggard Caught Red Handed

[Jaredz2000]

ROFL! Is this real?

[JUDDPOWNSYOU]

you can usually tell if somebody is gay by simply listening to their voice

[RakeBone]

that is actually true lol

[tkathryyn]

but I think if he comes out as gay, he will be embraced but not by his god's followers, but by the people who he ridiculed.

[tkathryyn]

poor guy, both sides will dislike him

[BlizBob]

He got what he deserved.

"You reap what you sow"

[gtaivpcvids]

Haggard is as haggard as they get! The dude has lips like a duck! "Don't be arrogant!" LOL!

[onstageagain]

@gtaivpcvids Don't recklessly give to others power over your soul & the souls of your children. Blindly follow no one.

Jesus commanded His disciples to be "wise as serpents but harmless as doves." We must be cautious (without being cynical), alert, and never underestimate the value of good ole' common sense. Make sure 2 + 2 = 4 in your preacher's spiritual messages.

This guy even looked gay... what does a gay man look like... well watch Ted Haggard, he is still gay.

[revemupman]

Now that is comedy at its peak!

LMFAO

[coolbeens21]

hahaha

[duetothefore]

He speaks fluently gay

[Outlaw1257]

Ted recently granted an interview for an Evangelical men's periodical called "RePenthouse" Magazine.

While his preaching career has climaxed, he's begun a new career marketing a men's "personal pleasure lotion" called "GayAway".

He is eagerly waiting for the issue of "RePenthouse" Magazine to cum in his male box.

[justPLAINolEZ]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

awesome!

[xavierartorivs]

watch?v=d3-NDLRdXkM

a video game made in the honor of Ted Haggard.

______________________

watch?v=Ioejo8rTXAg

Ted was rather envious of this gal.

I wonder if they put a bronze plaque on the room at the casino in Cripple Creek where he attempted to bed teen/20 something guys while telling them "good boys can be bad too

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Biggest douche in creation. I mean: evolution.

[Outlaw1257]

A little compassion here, PLEASE??

Ted bought the crystal meth because he was over-worked, stressed out,working non-stop... seven days a week....and being a fallible human being, he just needed a quick pick-me-up; something to help get him on his feet.

Ted is a very hole-y man; he willingly gives AIDS to his fellow man. Not only that, Ted was a very hard worker.....and for a man like Ted, working seven days straight makes a hole weak !!

Please don't be so hard-on him!!

[onstageagain]

True reality there are scam artist in every crack waiting for you to come along & pour out you money , so they can make there lear jet payments , Palm Spring vacation package, the trip to Paris.Most Humans are pupits, followers, not leaders.

He was a liar from the beginning. He admitted he's suffered from this addiction for yrs. He's Gay,many gay men marry women, thinking it will dissappear. They finally give in to the nagging desire to be with men. He's gay & will always be gay. Period!

[fashionhistorylover]

@onstageagain He made some mistakes and he is now cured of homosexuality.

[onstageagain]

@fashionhistorylover Therapiest cured him of gayness, thats rediculous. More gay men have been to therapy than you can imagine. He will always be gay, but not act on it. He suddenly had $ to venture out to his gayness & pay a pro $ 350. 00 per hr. He got caught, He will do it again, because the desire is there. Its not like going to AA. meetings & admiting , I'm a drunk. He's Gay, but must say, I'm cured. He did not want to loose his family to a relationships in an airport restroom?

[hoopmajik]

you mean existence

[cottonwhiskersuk]

Further to my previous comment, this was of course a South Park reference from the episode "Biggest Douche In The Universe". Probably this was the only reason I've received seven Thumbs Ups, not that I'm complaining. :-)

[JUDDPOWNSYOU]

why is male prostitution illegal? and why the hell is meth illegal? the government should not have that much control over what we do with our bodies...but it is funny how he hates on gays then turns out to be the biggest fagot alive

[RakeBone]

meth is illegal because it is a drug that gets u high. If it was legal everyone would be on stoned all day and socity would go down the toliet

prostitution? hmm.... not really sure, but then again I don't know why America makes guns legal

[opiateofthemasses]

@RakeBone No Meth is Illegal because it is EXTREMELY addictive and horribly bad for you.

[RakeBone]

@opiateofthemasses

That's what I said in my origional post,

Someones a troll...

[opiateofthemasses]

@RakeBone Actually no, what you said was that meth is illegal because it "gets you high". There are plenty of things that can "get you high", and are perfectly legal. Meth is illegal because it is extremely ADDICTIVE and DANGEROUS to the human body and mind, and has absolutely no positive effects or benifits to either.

[RakeBone]

@opiateofthemasses

you lack comprehension, my origional post is synonymous to the phrase "drug addiction"

Try harder, or perhaps u simply lack the ability...

[opiateofthemasses]

@RakeBone Getting high being synonymous with drug addiction has no basis in what this argument is about. This is about you saying that meth is illegal BECAUSE it gets you high. Getting high is a precursor to addiction, and not it's actual cause. Your statement isn't true if the actual reason it is illegal is for any reason other than getting you high...such as it being harmful...this is actually pretty easy to understand, so maybe it isn't I who lacks ability?

[RakeBone]

@opiateofthemasses

Do I really have to spell it out for u? re-read my entire comment again, emphasis on "entire"

o and I'm talking about my first post if u couldn't figure it out on ur own

[opiateofthemasses]

@RakeBone did you have a post before:"meth is illegal because it is a drug that gets u high. If it was legal everyone would be on stoned all day and socity would go down the toliet

prostitution? hmm.... " ? Cause I didn't see one anywhere before page 5. If you elaborated in some old as dirt post, then this conversation is meaningless. You still come off as a bit of an assclown though having insulted me in every one of your posts. Maybe you should learn to take criticism better?

[RakeBone]

@opiateofthemasses

if u had any sort of common sense u'd realize I was talking about the comment u first replied too. Any other post would be irrelivant between u and me

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Guess u really are slow huh...

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o and seeing as how u changed subject I guess u finally figured it out. Don't worry, some people just take longer than others to cross the finish line, u being on the slower side. Think before u troll ok loser

[opiateofthemasses]

@RakeBone dude you are so fucking confused that your confusion confused me into giving you the benefit of the doubt. I should have realized, from your constant referral back to a statement that I had already explained as flawed, that there was no real understanding from you in the first place. Also how was anything I said changing the subject? you really are a sad lost individual. Apperantly reverse psycology troll loves calling non-trolls trolls so as not to seem like a troll....

[mscapitalnoble]

From Brazil: he's a heterosexual FAG.

LOL

[jilgk216]

Ted Haggard is a creepy and sinister individual.

[B3boy]

FUCKING GODDAMN LYING SAD SACK OF FILTHY unHOLY SHIT. FUCK YOU TED! PLEASE GO CRAWL BACK UNDER A ROCK AND DIE ALONG WITH YOUR IGNORANCE.

[joe85043]

haha...funny

[armedhammerd]

I saw Ted on Larry King and he doesn't even act embarrassed! and the sick smile never left his face.I noticed he kept saying "We discovered or we found out" it sort of sounds as if he's not taking the whole blame himself. After all it's not "him" it's "we". I don't get it.

[Outlaw1257]

I was kicked out of Rev. Faggard's church services due to his jealousy of my ability to move people to The Holy Spirit more powerfully than he could..

One Sunday, I let out a loud, stinky fart during services! The people around me were suddenly deeply moved by the Holy Spirit.

They all loudly proclaimed:

"GOOD GOD!!" "JESUS CHRIST!!" "DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!"

Then, they started madly waving their arms about, as Pentecostal Christians do!!

[oecrjr]

yeah yeah yeah u got nothing to say... u got caught with yo hands on some dude's dick lol

A LYING EVIL THAT WHAT U ARE.

[Badboyblue3]

lol!!!!!!!!!

[stargen5]

Ted Haggard is innocent! All liberal lies lies lies. Ted only has a wide stance, and was unfortunate misunderstanding from the restroom police entrapment. He is not Gay! Why do you liberals keep spewing lies lies lies!

[philateliceun]

hahahahaha

[phantomdoodler]

you dont have to be "liberal" to see if hes gay or not.

[emofromthe80s]

What are you talking about? You have him mixed up with some senator. I forgot who his name is. Ted Haggard has admitted that he does meth and is gay.

[stargen5]

You're supposed to get a laugh out of my joke, you emo! His name is Senator Larry Craig.

[methinxaweezil]

"Ted only has a wide stance"

Hahahaha! Apparently Ted's stance is so wide it straddles genders.

[ThePsychoReturns]

"Ted only has a wide stance..."

Heh.

Wiiiide.

[ykifle]

pooor guy you got so many thumbs down for a good joke.

[PocketHercules99]

that was brilliant

[sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

hilarious

[DanielR305]

How guilty does ted hagaard looks when he talks about his gay fling he looks away to try to hide from his sexual fantercies out but this other guy he went with must have been gd if he hid him 4 so long. But I wonder how many oher guys he has hidden I get the feeling he might have payed this make guy to stay quiet but has not worked clearly I would not be taken for a drive ether. Not all gay guys are cottagers like haggard some r loving caring compassionate guys who are in minority r so loving

[fjferd]

If they didn't catch him fucking a gigolo all the Christians would still be licking this guys asshole out.

[interested976]

National Burn Your Bible Day December 25th 2012

[Zando24]

You mean December 21st?

[TheStonedSlackerNZ]

lol although i dont agree or like ted

i think he is very hot

[diegos239]

lol, he looks like a nutcase..well, he is.

[WalkWithMeInHell151]

PWND!

[HitlerOnLSD]

lol

[NearingZero]

I can hardly stand to look at this ass. He looks like Mr. Ed the talking horse, what an ugly mental case, his thousands of followers are believers of lies totally retarded. He must have paid that gay guy an awful lot of his followers money to fuck that ugly mouth.

[KatRocks333]

LOLZ!

[bob46802]

you made my day :) thanks

[nonaxional]

hahaha THATS GOLD!

[TheDarkLordLucifer]

I just love it when homophobes like Ted Haggard are shown as the self-hating, hypocritical closet cases that they are.

[stabyourcat]

I'll amen to that.

[kuroshashu]

RAmen brother. Too this day, people just have to mention this burke to have me in tears of laughter....

[Ohemgeeitsbeck]

lmao.

RAMEN

may he touch you with his noodley appendage

FSM all the way

[ltgrandmaps3]

our pasta who arts in oven, the father lasagna, the ragu, and the Holy Flying Spagetti

Monster

[Vampiiire]

RAmen!

[AlderDragon]

Lol!  This is hilarious.

[yomamadontdanz]

This is one creepy mother...He looks like a pole smoker dosn't he???

[glory789]

Douchebag

[pevance]

don't you have an uncensored version ?

[andrewjohngordon]

lmao

[megamarsvin]

If you play poker at all you'll see Haggard's face is one giant tell.

[writeincode]

Hahahahahahahaha

[Bangtssen]

It's weird. Religious people often lie, and doesn't seem bothered with it.

[godwarriornot]

there so brain washed thats why.if they admited they were wrong their whole life would fall apart.

[schmam121]

Well he did say he loves Jesus. Bender!

[majav15mg]

fuck god

[cliffhanger42]

"he who is w/o sin cast the first stone.."You may say "fuck God" but God still loves you..

[sprucemoosey]

he loves me but is he's going to send me into a fiery pit full of bad shit for all eternity.

[cliffhanger42]

no hes not doing the sending you are..

[majav15mg]

asshole, no one would go to hell if that was so.

[anton19861986]

Fuck God!!

[cathaustralia]

Evagelicals are losers and so are the people that follow them...

[f00king]

Ted Haggard is God.

[masterj3]

there is no god

[Outlaw1257]

Wrong, MasterJ3!!

This vid proves that there is a God!! No human could have come up with something so funny by himself or herself!!

[majav15mg]

well thats true, praise teh lord LOL

[Outlaw1257]

THAT was FUNNY as HELL!!

[Ostendere]

Haggard is a good man who fell to the power of Satan. God let it happen to show us that anybody can fall to his power. Let us take it as a warning not to have gay sex on meth. Although, come to think of it, the Bible doesn't really forbid meth.

[Outlaw1257]

Thank You, Ostendere!!

Rev. Faggard was a very hole-y man who often gave AIDS to those in need!!

[ezyreap]

go get your head checked...Satan always gets blamed for stuff all the time. It is only a mere excuse to not take full responsibility of sin. Always got to pass the buck to the devil...BOOOO HOOOO Satan di it tooo me...wahhhhhhh!!! Im sorry Jesus...I am soooo sorryyyyy....GET REAL!

[limpnail]

That was great. Had to replay it 4 X's

[kapacon]

This power-hungry hypocrite basically shows us what the Christian right really is all about. God will always bring down those that oppose him, no matter what words they may speak.

[TheInquisitive]

God has the best plan for us he said. So the Almighty's plan for Haggart was to have him preach during he day, get his rear rammed by a male prostitute at night, and have him snort narcotics for kicks? The Almighty either has a wicked sense of humour, which we do not comprehend, or this chap is mentally deranged and should be institutionalized at once for the better good of society! lol

[Unlucky137]

how many times are you going to post that? I hate Ted Haggard too but shit...

[NaughtySkoolBoy]

hawt

[Auswurkung]

LMFAO That was one of the funniest payouts Ive seen!

[Dougthedog]

Dude, it's not his hand that is red!