At Least We're Not As Bad As France - Dave Henson

[chloberryy]

Far from frace :)

[BiXHORNETXiS]

Pronounced France wrong

[jopacushamy]

Stupid question: What is the name of the original song?

[animekittykitty]

@jopacushamy Bad Romance.

[Elariuz]

Well, this cup you have a chance to get it settled once and for all:

Your group (D):

1. Ukraine

2. Sverige

3. France

4. England

GLGL England, greets from Denmark

[Monkeyfishism]

@Portobe92 Okay, fair enough. But atleast you have more democratic rights and when people actually protest, shit gets done.

[conormcgihon1]

Sorry but they beat us 2-1

[TheVerve480]

Genius! Though they did win the Euros. :?

[shokuwarrior]

like if MegaCastigers and PFloydism should chill the hell out

[fawzihalimi]

I just hope we get similar results in Euro 2012 so that I can sing that song again

[GentlePirateLove]

@BritishRoses Seriously,that would make a really funny fancomic XD

[TheDan461]

i think thierry henry flagged this as inappropriate.

[TheDan461]

manager of france hacked 74 accounts and disliked this vid

[xenfygas]

MAN YOU ROCK

[BamItsVivi]

Francis made 74 accounts and disliked this video XD

I like this video! ^_^ Good job!

[GentlePirateLove]

@BamItsVivi

I think arthur really likes it XDXD

[MegaCastigers]

I mean i am sure ice hockey france will be nowhere but we are, but who cares its very impoprtant in the world accept USA, like basketball. I dont know a great deal about cylcing but we seem to have the best at the minute. Boxing England have a WBA World Heavyweight title holder, and have had 4 heavyweight champions, 4 cruiserweights, 4 super middleweight. Lennox Lewis is widely considered one of the greatest boxers ever. There is also Carl Froch. 4 Super Lightweight Amir Kahn and Ricky Hattan?

[MegaCastigers]

in the team sports sphere i would say England are superior club rugby is quite similar in quality yes the English Premiership took a while to grow but I would say has caught up with the quality of the Top 14. So i dont want to sound rude despite the fact you ended yours with rudeness but at least in your first comment i would say you dont know what your talking about. Basketball no one gives a shit about in England and i would describe that as a world wide sport, i may as well bring up icehockey

[PFloydism]

this is what i love about the french-english rivalry (im english btw), the english are just so jealous of the french for their food, wine, art, women, clothing, weather, beaches, sights, and their fantastic "je ne sais quoi" that they cant help themselves but be jealous and take the piss out of every french mistake. The french just dont give a shit!!! they njust think the english arent worth it. No frenchman wouldve made a song about the english failure to qualify for 2008!

[MegaCastigers]

@MegaCastigers Then in world cup England have won once and been runners up on 2 occasions and have reached the semis on a seperate occasion, France have been runners up twice, but have reached the semis on 3 other occasions winning third place once. I would say yes the records are fairly even seen as France has reached the semis 5 out 6 attempts and England 4 out of 6 attempts however we have reached 3 finals to Frances 2 and have actually won it. So Rugby Union I would say England just.

[MegaCastigers]

@MegaCastigers Whilst France have literally not won any Boxing titles ever. Ok got me on athletics but not on sailing we have had some success there, then theres rowing where is France there. So if you piece these two extremely one sided arguments together it will probs be around even. Still maintain Rugby Union England is only just superior. And Winters sports, Yeh am sure England's geography is really cut out to produced some great sking and snowboard champions, France would be expected to.

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers Ice Hokey (you rbough it up, but we're higher in the rankings, Horse Riding, Free-running (hte french invented it) thats18. compared to England: Rowing, Boxing, Rugby Union thats 3. can you do the maths?

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism u seriously just dont understand man, basket ball doesnt matter to England but it does to France, so you cant compare, so like Rugby League it matters alot to the English but not to the French. And i personally thought i was the one who was more open minded, i mean you purely mentioned sports which the french excelled in and not any that they were poor at. Cycling (just check the olympics for god sake) And i clearly wasnt being narrow minded when i mentioned the great success of..

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism French rugby, it just that England have won the world cup so that just about in my opinion makes us more successful overall than France in European Rugby plus we have a better bloody record against them than they do. Now we could get stupidly specifc, Plus i even concluded England and Frances sporting prowess was even, i mean how more balanced can you get? I personally feel England are superior in team sports than France based purely on the fact we compete to a genuine high level in..

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism in 4 sports at a high level 3 world wide ones and one not so much Rugby Union, Football, Rugby League and Cricket. However France only competes in 2 Rugby Union and Football. Union at the minute England is the betters side and has a more ilustrious history, Football at the moment (probs not for long) England are the better side but France by far has a more envious history. Ok then theres Basketball which is not consided many as bigger deal in the world.

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism Individual right England, boxing, rowing, motorsport, cycling (indoor). France has athletics which I will concede, tennis, tour de france (cycling) cant think of any thing else. So individually both countries have their own specialitis whilst France excels in say endurence cycling we have more success in indoor cycling. Whilst the French have parkour we have Boxing, however boxing is more widely practiced so parkour can be overlooked. So i would call fairly even.

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers

motorsport, defenitely not, France have Alan Prost and the 24 hours le mas, as well as Paris-Dakar.

Ok so indoor cycling you win, but outdoor we thrash you. And I agree, about rugby, you are higher at international level, i mentioned that as a english excellence. Ok, but admit France are far better in overall sports. Also, cricket and rugby league are not worldwide, whereas basketball is. Look at it, the russians are good, the spanish are good, the french are good,

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers chinese are good, and the olympic final was one of the most watched sporting events of all, so its defenitely worlwide, more so then cricket where only the commonwealth plays. Alos, handball is a very popular sport outside of england, its huge in Europe. So that makes 5 for france (football, rugby, hanball, basketball and outdoor cyclin(which is a team sport if you know anything about it)) and 2 for england (football, rugby union)

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism ok then fair enough, still 4 for england doesnt matter how popular they are just whether we compete at a high level in them. Yeh i didnt know anything about handball and sorry forgot to mention basketball in Frances top sports. Anyway I would say that the sporting prowess of these two nations is very even (as i have been saying throughout this argument despite your claims i was being too one sided) But i dont understand why you claim Cricket isnt a world wide sport when it clearly is

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism i disagree about basketball i really dont think its as major as you are saying, plus France have yet to win anything major, there best finish being 5th in the world championship. And there last major trophy being in 1949. Having said that they have been runners up twice in the Olympics. But handball i will obv agree with seen as thye are probs the best team in the world. But we could say the same about handball, its only popular in Europe and Cricket isnt.

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism also can u just say basketball and handball we dont compete seriously in whilst Rugby League france is seeking to gain a higher level in the rankings. But France doesnt view Cricket as serious.

Even!

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers No one views Cricket as serious, whereas only the English don't view basketball and handball as serious. I'm English and I think cricket is a joke, yet I follow the NBA

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism oh for fuck sake. Now then you know Europe? Now that is a continent within the world, which means it is no the only bloody place in the hole world. The vast majority of Europe dont give a shit about Cricket however some countries do have national sides. However, the commonwealth etc India, Australia, New Zealand, Sri Lanka or South Africa and so on, some big fucking countries bloody love it and hold it as their fave summer sports.

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism Handball is however popular all across Europe but no one else in any other continent bloody plays it! Then basketball USA fucking love it, then China then France and thats it just some other buggers play. Which countries hold it as there national sport, cos alot of countries view Cricket as their national sport such as India and others who dont usually view it as their top summer sport such as England and Wales, New Zealand, South Africa and Australia! I want names!

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers are you retarded? Alright then, Spain were in the olympic semi-finals, Pau gasol is considered one of the best players in the NBA. Croatia, Argentina, China, USA, Greece, Germany, Serbia, Russia, Turkey, Angola and Brazil are all teams (just off the top of my head) that play at a high level. There's a fucking world cup, same with handball. In handball you have the whole of europe, plus Algeria, Egypt, Korea, Brazil,Argentina, Tunisia anmd Saudi Arabia... thats not worlwide?

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism i never said that basketball wasnt a world wide sport. And them having a world cup doesnt prove anything alot of sports have world cups. Cricket has two the main one and then the twenty twenty world cup. I could also list the cricket nations India, Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, West Indies, Zimbabwe, Bangladesh. Rugby League has a world cup but it doesnt mean its an international sport. So how can you not accept that Cricket it a worldwide sport.

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers also, at the olmypic games, baskteball is the second watched msot event, higher than the men's 100m, if that's not worlwide then i don't know what is. compare that to how many people watch the crikcet nworl cup...

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism Anyway you didnt answer my question, who views basketball as their national sport cos at least Rugby League is seen as Australia and Papua New Guineas national sport. So theres two there. I know its is exceptionally big in the USA along wtih American Football, Ice Hockey and Baseball, but i cant think of anyboyd else.

Whats sports do you play, i think you may have some biases in relation to the sports you compete in

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers I play rugby, nothing else, though i follow basketball and football closely too. Also, baketball is seen as national sport in the USA, in France, in Spain and loads of other countries. Fracne win in individual sports but, for real, worldwide team sports tht they compete in at a high level, France have: Football, Handball, Basketball, Rugby Union, Ice Hockey (they are in the top division at worlwide level), Volleyball (6) England have: Football, Rugby, Rugby League and Cricket (4)

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers and you're lucky that i counted rugby league, it should be 6 to 3 really

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism stop listing teams that are shit, i didnt list the Netherlands, Bermuda, Canada or Kenya in cricket. Stick to teams who actually play at a high level and give a shit aboiut it.

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers they all do you idiot, you know nothing of basketball, all of those teams have top players in the NBA

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism so if a team has a couple of standout players that means they're good. Not how it works in the premier league, Drogba every season is one of the top goal scorers but he plays for Ivory Coast, who arent that great at football. Jonny Wilkinson arguably one of the greatest rugby players of all time, played for Newcastle Falcons who won the league with him once then slumped to a team who only just managed to fend of relegation most seasons. Yer just stubborn.

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers firstly, drogba has finished many seasons with getting more than 10-1 goals. secondly, yes , it does because with basketball you have 5 men on the court, so 2 great players can make a great team very very easily. don't speak on what you don't know, b-ball isn't nearly as collective as rugby or even football. Like, I said just look at Spain.

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers also, if they hae top players inthe NBA, it clearly shows they ace about the sport, aswelll as having a good team. also, ivory coast only qualified for the world cup and started doing well in the african cup in the past 5 or so years... conicidence? i think not, clearly drogba, yaya and kolo have been crucial to bringing them to the top, so if 3 good players can make a diffrence in football imagine the enormous diffrence they can make in basketball. Your point has been invalidated

[MegaCastigers]

this is now one of my fave songs, You're right France shouldnt have even been in the world cup

[PFloydism]

at least France qualified for Euro 2008 and have got in 3 finals in the past 12 years, more than could be ever said about England

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism yeh well you have to remember France were lucky to actually qualify for the world cup, had Henry's own goal been noticed by someone

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers the aggregate wouldve been 1-1, then penalties which france wouldve probably won, so really you have no clue what you're talking about

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism oh and we could quite happily compare our success in other sports. Overall football France has been more successful, but in Rugby Union England have a more ilustrious record. And then we compete in Rugby League and Cricket to a high standard, but France doesnt so for team sports England are overall superior. And also at present the England rugby and football team are better than the French team, although in football thye are both quite poor in comparison with their respective history

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers alright, you ready? England has won more WC than France in Rugby, but France has won more 6 nations, and French club rugby is far superior, so rugby they are about equal. Tennis, France win hands down, England have never had a good tennis player. Handball-not famous in england but it is in the rest fo europe- and where do france stand? olympic champions, euopean champions, and world champions. basketball? france are 2nd or 3rd best in europe, england are nowhere. I'm out of words

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers now athletics, france fucked you at the last european championships- lemaitre- first white man to run 100m in under 10 seconds. formula one-alain prost- second mosyt grand prixes won. 24 hours le mans-most famous car race. cycling- tour de france- by far the most famous tour of all- bernard hinault debatably the greatest cyclist of all time. And these are all world-wide sports, not like rugby league and cricket lol (I'm not french btw, I'm just showing they are better than you)

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers i forgot a few, theres also sailing, windsailing, wakeboard, all winter sports(loooool at england winter sports record), badminton, table tennis. As you can see I was glad to compare their and your succeses in sports, i think they win hands down.

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers just remembering one more thing: Pierre de Courtebin, creator of the modern olympics

[MegaCastigers]

@PFloydism I was actually talking about team sports. Ok yeh Rugby League isnt a worldwide sport however the reason why I brought it up is because France do compete at a relatively high level however are no where near the standard of Australia, New Zealand and Australia, but Cricket is just not in Europe. Rugby Union- u do realise that there was the five nations before then we won 23 times (17 outright and 6 shared to France's 20 (12 outright and 8 shared). Six Nations France 5 England 4.

[PFloydism]

@MegaCastigers typical english, absolutely typical (im english too btw), being so one-minded. Basketball is a worldwide sport, just because england doesnt play it, doesnt not make it a worldwide sport. These are the tables, for worldwide sports: France: Sailing Cycling (by far dont even try it) Basketball Handball Volleyball Badminton Table Tennis Tennis All winter sports (ill count this as one) Football Wakeboarding Beach Volleyball Windsailing Formula One Athletics (ill count as one)

[jasamfranjo]

In 2006 France and Italy Meet in the final, In 2010 they met at the airport.

[TheRobster46]

this guy is unbelievable! and i dislike henry! after all, im irish! XD

[michelebrady]

Shove it Henry, Ireland should have gotten into the World Cup!! I`m Irish by the way, dying for Paddys Day!

[MegaBigguy2011]

come on ya irish leperchaun ya ps im irish

[sgtbash5624]

will always be funny



[kirbyfire888]

This is why I love being English. The hate between us and the French is just so priceless X3

[MegaBigguy2011]

fuck off ya anti irish bastard ya 

[Turkinator6]

Made me piss myself lol

[mel887on]

Bad Romance, Lady GaGa? 

[cimo903]

@mel887on yes ;)

[legrandfromageno2]

whats the original song that the backing tracks off?

[keithwellerlounge74]

that was even better than the KLermorgant song! classic stuff!

[DoWnLoAdEdDeMoN]

71 French people didnt like this

[ben42jamin]

@StevenIsEscaping I'm french but I still find this funny :D

[emperordeebo]

Not as bad as France? wasnt the score 2 - 1 the last time they both played :(

[commentfightsplease]

Lalz, Anelka have 71 different youtube accounts.

[wwe349]

@commentfightsplease no Anelka has 2,306 accounts he HATES France

[ClaretRazz]

You don't want much !

[Trisscarr]

Lol :)

[jonnybb]

Think we need one after the friendly result, for shits and giggles and depression.

[ronaldinhollew]

I guess you're worse than France!

[teenfitness1992]

France with no Henry and Zidane is a disaster

[ardennais01]

england 1 france 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! karim benzema and valbuena but shut up england !!!!!

[AlfieRedrup]

@ardennais01 Lol, this song was made in jest after your absolutely humilating performances in the World Cup. Now because you beat us 2-1 in a friendly you have a huge erection? Rofl, grow up.

England and France are both shit.

[knoxboy93]

@ardennais01 we can get further than you can in the world cup so shut your trap you dirty french scumbag

[littlefroggy7]

very very good song, great with the lyrics and best of all very very funny!!!!!

[footballguy10000001]

england 1-2 france

[Monkeyfishism]

France is a better country in general. (I'm British)

[manunited4ever1000]

@Monkeyfishism true

[jordanpne]

should be an awful game when we play them in the friendly

[iflyforreal]

im french!!!



[hbkhhhhardy]

70 people are bad as france

[sgtbash5624]

one of my fave piss take songs ever,brilliant

[sgtbash5624]

one of my fave piss take songs ever,brilliant

[MrTcurran]

... because of henrys handball what a rat

[MJSCory15]

great song

there falling out there arguing they still havent scored

at least we're not as bad as france

anelkas at the airport and hes ready to board

at least we're not as bad as france

[iownuify]

haha none of our players refused to play hahah

[ionutzstelistu]

I hope Romania will beat France !

[arunan16]

Definitely best song of the World Cup

[KieranBTW]

The 68 Dislikes were from Thierry Henry.

[StepaCool]

@KieranBTW Ahahah!

[123thezombie]

I think the french should be shot... to DEATH! Then engerland should take over them and we will be the CRAPPEST team EVER

[manunited4ever1000]

m8 i think this is the best one u have done.make one for man utd vs liverpool on sunday m8.your songs kick ass keep them comin in m8

[manunited4ever1000]

top song ha ha ha love it

[boxeur92]

Like some people who already commentend on that video, I'm French and I gotta say : goddamn it that song ROCKS. Every piece of lyrics is so true. That world cup was a shame. At least, we had some fun with France daily episodes... xD

[Fransl1]

But bad as Germany!

[fluence51]

@Fransl1 What are you talking about? Germany scored 16 goals. They should have won the World Cup.

[98wn]

Great Song

[RGHacker]

as bad-ass france ? xd

[calinmadness]

This song is from me to all my Romanian people :)

[leavy1862]

HAHA! funny song!

i live in and Denmark dident have a good world cup, but a dude in scotland asked me when denmark got put out, and i answer " THE SAME TIME AS ITALY AND FRANCE" haha LOL

[Italiamafia9]

i was embarressed by my boys performance... but france was equally as bad, it goes to show what 4 years does, top 2 teams in 06 (according to the tourny) 2 worst performances of 2010, who knows what'll happen in 2014

[123RUTH123]

@Italiamafia9 Ireland will win ;P

[mrssnowball1999]

@123RUTH123 hey they didnt so hahaha

[123RUTH123]

@mrssnowball1999 You said 2014?!

[ZacksSisterSarah]

I didn't watch the World Cup, so I don't get all the references, but my friend did and she told me about this song. Even without getting practically all of it, I still find it hilarious!!! GREAT JOB!!!

[cpfcrulek]

Edgar Davids to Palace!

[hellgirl013]

hahahha

[GaarasNerdyFan]

This is 10x better if you watch hetalia >:D oh Iggy!

[southwesttrains97]

you need to put this on itunes great vid

[4tirespecial1]

Ecoute mes amis, je ne veux pas etre mechante

Mais vous etes ici grace a la main de Henry

[Allvoicesamerican]

Needs to be on iTunes!!!!!

[YPC94]

When the French were kicked out again? Was it not the group stage? :P

Greetings from Germany, Noobs ;)

[Mutinis]

@YPC94 Were you playing in the pitch? No, I guess. So keep ur opinion for yourself...

[COberstIsGod]

I'm french and your songs are absolutely hilarious, keep it up, I especially like this one and Kerrmorgant's too as he now plays in the team I cheer for, hopefully he won't fuck up here.

Oh, and the word "méchante" is feminitive i.e you should have used "méchant" except if you're a girl ofc, just sayin' :)

Keep up the good work and congrats from France. (and yeah, we were beyond bad, we were definitely beyond bad.)

[rainforest00]

legend song

[rolo951]

i love you <3 :D

[nico2400]

this song made my summer. The world cup wasn't as good as i thought. It sucked some times. Cant wait for the Europe Cup.

Keep up David make more songs at the Europe Cup or before. Love your songs when they hit right.

[fl4mz3]

whats the original song again?

[toniuncle]

But they´re only here because of Henry´s handball

[MrDotaownage]

RLZ !!! I LOVE DAVE HENSON MAN !!! He's songs are so awesome :):):) I rly want to meet him one day..... :)

[hejpejlingon]

i like this song but i am from sweden so what can i say we didnt even cuallified(spelling) to world cup

[pageamoi]

I'm french and I really laugh ! I think every country could sing this song XD

It was a shame.

[FIF9]

@pageamoi

not really-.. France dident even train .. :P

[TheRedOfficeChair]

@pageamoi In fairness the world hates the British (me) and the French

[Cynthia333lunn]

@pageamoi Yeah, I really agree with you. It' s just a game, everybody should take it with humor.

[brad159357]

@Covrig4132 Ha wow it is discrimination beacause ur singling out a group of people and making fun of the little ignorant boy

[COYH10]

250,000 views! YAY!!

[bakukider]

at 2.34 what he says is listen my friends I do not want to be unkind but you are here thanks to Henry's hand

[lastrange123]

north career? silly british accent

[Deepwoundjenna]

@lastrange123

i don't know if your from the usa, i find that america has some of the most ridiculous accents known to man-kind people from texas sound like they are inbred fucks >_<

but all mocking put to one side, i quite like americans at times :)

[lastrange123]

@Deepwoundjenna yes, I am from the USA and yes, I will concede that we have some crazy fucking accents... touche sir, touche...

[dextersheep]

Ceci dégoûte ! vous peut comment ? !...Only Joking! I'm not French! =D Good show!

[fatmannz]

LOL @ kongko1358 stating the obvious.... Its a parody of Bad romance dude

[kongko1358]

This song look like Lady Gaga -Bad romance

[selimiful]

@kongko1358 lol.... its a parody of that song :)

[dutchman646]

@kongko1358 it is that song but only other lyrics

[domoconnell90]

The Kermorgant song is better.

[ifma14]

(....)Listen my friends, I don't mean to be cruel, But they're only here because of HENRY's HANDBALL(...)

loool :DD

[MonkeysSkyDive315]

SO TRUE!! <3 U Dave HENSON!!!

[duanetersan]

I agree with dave ... england is not as bad as france

[benfica21eusebio]

o8ytyfhjjh,

[Konnerdad]

this is funny lol

[7SuperCRonaldo17]

lol N Korea's performance vs Brazil was better than any performance from England, France or Italy (maybe not the Game vs Slovenia but still...) its north Korea who are ranked 105th or something like that

[Deepwoundjenna]

@7SuperCRonaldo17

so what? who the fuck are portugal? bunch of nobodys who have never won shit.

[7SuperCRonaldo17]

@Deepwoundjenna um i dont like portugal that much. I was actually happy when Spain beat them because that was my prediction before the tournament. Portugal cant win because they don't play like a team

[BelowAverage355]

Both the Americans and Brits love this song. lol.

[Greenstreetbwoy]

I wonder if you thought the same after the Germany spectacle!! Clever though..

[TheBiffabacon]

Are you sure you're not as bad as France? The England team is a complete disgrace.

[wwe349]

France came last in the table. at least we even got into the knock out stages

[Legomad18]

ur well clever :)

[bobicool]

We're sure not as badass France :P

[Rapidz4ak]

I want germany to win the next world cup

we have the youngest best players

we will win in brazillll

DEUTSCHLAND------------------- all the way