Dane Cook-Naming Kids

[Dubsteploves420]

first time i watched this i have to say i pissed myself there hasnt been one time where ive watched this where i havnt laughed!(:

[gogurt5]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that is funn..........................­.i said go yo bed rhrhrhrhrhrhrhrhrrhrhrhhrhrhrh­rhhrhrhrhrhhr

[JuliaH1997]

"i am the cobra commander in this...HHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!­!!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!!!!!! RHRHRHRHRHRHRRRRRRRRR!!!" XD LOL best freakout eveer!

[Aizensamaaaa]

OH GOD THIS IS funnyyyyyyy

[09cocobunny]

lmfao!! XD (no other words needed)

[sammypop99]

I Can't Breath!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAH­A



[Amberrox5]

Thumbs up if you paused to count the kids

[kennapaige1828]

AHHAHAH PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­RGH!!!!!! LOL ID ME SO MAD IF MY PARENTS NAMES ME THT JUST IMAGINE PPL CALLING U THT

[moviemoviemadness]

@kennapaige1828 come up with a nickname

[kennapaige1828]

@moviemoviemadness PEANUT!!! lol thats me nickname :D

[ElaDivine]

@kennapaige1828 mine too! just in hebrew lol

[kennapaige1828]

@ElaDivine you serious?!?! lol ppl been callin me peanut since i was like born lol

[ezstarmoonanimator12]

daddys on the phone hrrrrrrrrrrr daddy is on the phone xD

[cozmofox222]

why does dane look like quagmire? =P

[TristanGoins]

I AM THE CLIT C0MMANDER !!

[TheWangbo1]

Daddy's on the phone Hrrrrrrr, Daddys on the phoneee Hrrrrrrrr

[ehuf20]

Thumbs up if you paused to count the kids XD

[kittensonfire852]

HHRR I SAID NO COOKIES HRRRRRRR HRRRRRR HRRRTYPICAL HRRRRRRRRRRR

[marissamassacrexox]

daddys on the phone hrrrrrrrrr.

[bieberfever20201]

THE FUCKIN HHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IS DRIVEING ME UP A FUCKIN WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mangekyouminato]

optimus prime i want to have a chitchat with megatron i am the COBRA COMMANDER HRRRRRRRRRRR Isaid no COOKIES hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr XD

[mangekyouminato]

typical hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrr

[XxSnowStarzxX]

LOLLL I LOVE THAT PART WHERE HE CUSSES AT HIS KID XD

[canadiancarl]

and i thought quagmire had a big chin

[jgonz185]

How many people actually paused to count the amount of kids in the cloud?

[pubeinator69]

@jgonz185 i was about to, but then i realized only faggots do that

[jgonz185]

@pubeinator69 well im gay, so i guess that makes sense.

[PuddingMewmewChan]

@jgonz185 lol win!

[canadiancarl]

@jgonz185 me lol

[XoDinosaurRawroX]

HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I SAID NO FUCKING COOKIES!

[Gamoroid]

My son Octomus Prime lol

[Taylorr1Whoo1]

I SAID NO COOKIES

[mvcurlyqs]

omg im crying cause i laughed so hard!!

[HowleenUF]

3 PEOPLE ARE HRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

[MrSegmento]

i think prrrrrrrrrr's a transexual

[reaperofhell666]

ahhh this was funny, thx louis ck!!!

[doncashi]

rghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!!!! RGHHHHHHHH!

[ThePenguinChannel1]

press 2 for rghhhhhhhhh

[GabrielaSpinrocks]

now i want to name my first kid Rrrr.

[orindark]

lol i am the cobra commander in this.... HRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!! i said no cookies

[MalachorWraith]

Stole it from Louis CK

[killmenowzxcvbnm]

that was some awesome animation. nice job

[alicewaters95]

optimus prime! com sit next to megatron we neeed to have a little chit chat! I AM THE COBRA COMMANDER IN THIS......HRRRRRRR!! I SED NO COOKIES!!!

[denzacjohn]

man this guys so funny i want to be funny like him . hey go look on denzacjohn on youtube and comment but i dont have that much vids but im tryin !

[Phaeravin]

@denzacjohn

1. Start out with "So the other day,"

2. Talk about some mundane activity that everyone does. This is sure to build a connection with the audience. They'll be thinking, "Wow. He's just like me. I do that too!"

3. Repeat what you did at least 3 times, then yell it back again and add the word "fucking."

4. Add some ridiculous, unrealistic aspect to the story.

5. Go off on a tangent telling another story. Return to step 1.

6. Return to the original story.

7. Exaggerate every detail.

[Peterbilt982476]

@Phaeravin

You for got the most important step:

8. Continue to do the previous 7 steps until you make millions of dollars and are more popular than God, but still the worst comedian in the business.

[AVERAGEREVOLUTIONARY]

@Peterbilt982476 But guess who's getting laid tonight? Dane fucking Cook. Guess who's not? you my friend. lmao

[Peterbilt982476]

@AVERAGEREVOLUTIONARY Dane Cook probably isnt getting laid either. He tells his jokes before sex and it turns the chicks off.

[AVERAGEREVOLUTIONARY]

@Peterbilt982476 Whatever you think man.

[Taylorstop303]

optimus prime, come here and sit next to mega tron!! I SAID NO HRRRRDDDD

[thafuknouz]

ima name my kids after fine wine, the first one will be, boonsfarm, the next, box-o-wine

[animepervertmaster64]

no cookies hrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i almost peed my pants i laughed so hard

[halaboy1]

i love him especialy my friend bryan

[XNewsiesX]

One person's have HRRRLLLRR

[jakem124]

lol

[NickLukeiye]

itll be hard for his school nametag though,mabey it would look like this  Hrrrrrrrrr Cook

[vVPOSEIDONVv]

1:05 - 1:24 is pure awesomeness

[peachesNpears95]

nice job man!

[SonamyChao]

I'M NAMING MY FUTURE KID HRRRRRRRRR

[SebChee1]

dude is this ur video i swear the original was deleted

[Stiksteve]

I am the cobra commander in this- LRLRRRRRRRRRR!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!

[ghostfinder100]

i started crying when he started shouting bout the cookies!

[bramblehead0]

i thought it was dddddddrrrrrrrrd

[ForceRecon198]

Kinda stole it from Louis CK but still funny

[rockerboy3888]

fukin LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLUGH

[ChicagoDreamerz]

Wondering, is Hrrrrrrr a boy or girl? Hermaphrodite??

[crazymusicalgoof7]

@ChicagoDreamerz Yes!

[DonWheelerP]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­ffffffffff

[Luther8869]

www

[tntgirl428]

HAH XD i cannot stop laughinnggg!!! XDDD!

[babygirl5348]

Hahaha! " I am the cobra commander!" hahahaha! gosh that's funny!

[Modernwarfare223]

fucking great

[combatwizard]

oh jesus thats fucking hilarius. dane cook ftw

[iluvNYC1231]

i threw my head back and started laughing so hard i fell out of my chair!!!! HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! AUGHH

[PoohBear620]

This FUCKING HRRRRRRRRR is driving me up the fucking wall!!!!!!!!

[Booroxurworld]

wow...funny as hell. Great job hope you make more.

[tha808scrappa]

@jbrulez327 then too bad for him isnt it!! because dane cook ALWAYS FUCKING CUSSES!!! MUAHAHA :)

[hafiezismail]

EXCELLENT!! I LOVE IT! :)

[nebon8]

haha good stuf

[finalfantasy4everock]

Good job! Good vid!

[fukkdahaters]

AWESOME i love this

[allstarcoral]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH