Doggy Style

[NightWingFury]

The Thumbnaillooks like shes holding A heart and a dildo.....*WELP*

[SOMEGUYONU2B]

I just loost my shit. All of it.

*lots

*lostr

*Fuck it

[ThanatosZain]

excuse me while i think of a way to pull this off without getting murdered.

[gdlksim]

woof

[killallhumanslol]

Well dogs can't eat chocolate.

[smokingtofu]

The thumbnail. She had dog dick. I swear it was promised.

[TotaIBoss]

Going to try this on my Ex

[TheMasterTelevision]

dat feel when the video icon looks like she has a boner.

[RoneZoner]

Does this have anything to do with her fur fetish? Then again, what am I saying?

[mcf7022]

...... I want doggy treats D:

[Kairi2789]

My valentine is my laptop.

[Aygiggs]

*slowly nodes head back and forth after video*

[Dunderpunch]

Having been scarred by the Dog-Tier jade futa porn, all I see is Jade holding her dog-cock in the thumbnail of this video.

[Taiolu]

@Dunderpunch PM me the link? :V

[eeveetastic]

I have my Eridan! *hugs Eridan*

[TruthofLying]

That was the gayest thing iv'e ever seen! HaHaHaHa!

[guyvergoddess]

eridan hates today...

[GreenDragon124]

Red Quadrant Day

[ialtplus3you]

Uploaded 20 minutes ago, and it has 82,918 views... Dude, you are some amazing kind of unheard of awesome. 0.0

[theEvo954]

@ialtplus3you Um, this wasn't uploaded 20 minutes ago. It was uploaded back in October.

[WhyDidIJustEatThat]

@theEvo954 Lawl.

[poe547]

@ialtplus3you it wasnt uploaded 20 min ago... he commented on this video for valentines day XOD

[puppylover41925]

I APPROVE

[BlockisticStudios]

i just bought a bucket on valentines day

[irishrose86]

@BlockisticStudios Oooh, skipping the pleasantries and getting straight down to business I see. :P

[BlockisticStudios]

@irishrose86

strangely enough it was only a coincidence

[MasterYorgi]

Happy Valuntimes, everyone

[RtFaReAl]

@MasterYorgi YoU toO, BrO

[Mattulaak]

@MasterYorgi

yOU TOO MASTERYORGI

[GreenEyedGhostGirl]

@MasterYorgi And to you too <3 :3

[andytheshark]

@MasterYorgi IMPORTANT MESSAGE: Honk.... that is all

[kimera117]

Tomorrow is Valentines day, ironically.

[Cayli0717]

This is like one of your only videos with Jade in it. Why? D:

Wonderful work though.

That Dave is so smooth~

[Fuyons9999]

Song = Win

[NexCarnifex]

this comic really became a big thing huh, I'm seeing you guys in my school now. I saw it when it first started yo

[Rexapeikko]

Oh, so it was a chocolate box

[aeidla]

That song though.

[SoFlySoAwesome]

WIN!!

[transitline]

o dave *swoon*

[MasterVash]

*thumbnail*

Was that Jade with a dog's c-

Oh, just a box of dog treats.

[MissiCupcake553]

@RealSolidSalamander

Well, technically she is 2 years older than when Homestuck first started...

[ianflowforever]

Is it just me, or from the preview, does the heart look like a.....

Boner?

That was the plan...

YOU GOT ONE

[marquezfilms480]

(^3^)=b

[NKingTotoro]

Moral? Irony is not the best way to court a girl.

[RealSolidSalamander]

As much as I like it, Jade sounds a tad bit older than she is(By say, 2 years?).

[Fabiusbile12]

This came out on my birthday :3

[sunnymuffin65]

Give this video two top comments about giving things.

Bitches love posting comments about giving things.

[Rexapeikko]

Cotton ball doggy came for treats :)

[sleepybear112]

cha-ching!

[michere11]

oh man top comments are like pretty much the same lol

[StrumstarHammer]

Did anybody else think this video was going a completely different way because of how the thumbnail looked?

[Xao14]

The way she is holding the box...

[Beriorn]

Well, it was either that or chocolate. He made the right choice.

[teebug21]

LOL

[Bluecho4]

Perfection.

[firestormblaze]

lol

[ArShProductions]

Unsure if he's being serious or ironic.

[siscokidder]

@ArShProductions why not both?

[xXTheNobleKnightXx]

Annndddd thheeeyyy called it PUPPY LOOOOVVVVEEEEEE.

[AngelicxRose]

LOL the *thumbs up* and "Cha-ching!" Got me! XDD

[KillaWolfie]

I. Would so do that.

[YuffieLovesVinnie]

... I actually really love this voice for Jade ~u~

[xxrawritsrachelxx]

I find this extremely adorable.

[jamzilla960]

just daves thums up that makes this video.

[legonuz]

Strider got all the witches in his cauldron, all of them.

[TheWeatherman100]

Jade: ...

*NOM NOM NOM NOM*

Jade: You got lucky this time...

[TheWriter960]

So he was

*Sunglasses*

Treating her....

[Faylahh]

I know what to give my first bf for valentines day 8D So romantic XD

[Pyrofreakie]

Oh the irony XD

[OfTheTreeFolk]

Start running, Dave.

[animeplayer123]

I think wrong about the title...

[winterfire567]

I love "Puppy Love" playing in the background xD

[MyPurpleNailpolish]

LETS SEARCH FOR LKUNIA'S COMMENT! WHOOO!

[HPMikkkis]

The look on Jades face 0:12

Dave, prepare to run. Fast.

[Homestucktrollgirl17]

@TeddyBearLoveable

I thought bitches loved smuppets *from ask Bro Strider*

[ThePeachesMH]

LOL THE BACKGROUND SONG

[Barthursi]

...And Dave was never heard from again

[Neoncelerity]

Moments after the video fades out Jade buries her face in the box and glares sideways at Strider while chewing between gobbling sessions. Dave refuses to move from his Fonzie impression.

[TeddyBearLoveable]

He got that bitch some treats. Bitches love treats.

[LeBlavass]

Oh, fuck. I hope they're in the kitchen. CUZ BITCH, SAMMITCH ISEN'T GONNA MAKE ITSELF.

[ablenaful14]

When I saw this first on tumblr, I read it in my head exactly like this.

[TheOrangeBanjo]

.....Clever. Very clever, Strider.

[Raichulover413]

smooth dave. if i were jade i would take it and go doggie style with you all night!!

[TragicTechnician]

I was expecting a smuppet actually.

Bitches LOVE smuppets.

[Allahanna1]

@TragicTechnician i though bitches lovved wwhales

[OtakuArashi16]

@Allahanna1 Eridan, will you ever learn you are wrong?

[idle309]

@Allahanna1 that ii2 2tupiid

[Mrchickenisdead]

$CHA-CHING$

[Beverkake]

When I saw thumbnail

I thought box of chocolates was something copletely diffferent.

[roundrockb]

*she responded by shrinking his penis*

[Epicroller8745]

"Im ironic as fuck"

[pteroid11]

Oh god, the background music...HA!

[Sorreltail768]

@poe547 Poe,Poe you are going to have a slit throat,she did not enjoy that,and you know it!?

[deathrador]

and they called it, puppy looooooove!

[vhixinhaler]

:D

[Sorreltail768]

*punches poe*no it isn't,fuck,be mean to jade why don't you boys try it on me and see what fucking happens

[poe547]

@Sorreltail768 WoAh SiS jUsT cAlM tHe MoThErFuCk DoWn AnD oPeN uP sOmE mAgIc ElIxEr JaDe Is A dOg SoMeWhAt So ShE bE lOvIn DoG tReAtS aNd DaVe NoTiCeD tHiS aNd It WaS a MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClE :oD hOnK

[poe547]

LoL i FiNaLy GeT tHe JoKe NiCe MoVe BrO >:oD hOnK

[hollyberry15812]

Give that bitch some dog treats. Bitches love dog treats.



[niko7120]

cant you see shes a cat? XD give her fish or something XD

[0Nikeenarutolover0]

@niko7120 You would know that she's a dog if you read Homestuck. XD

[niko7120]

@0Nikeenarutolover0 O.O ehh..to... > < er... home stuck huh

[Icerama108]

Jade: Dave, this is full of dog treats.

Dave: *Cha-Ching*

Music: And they call it, puppy looooove~

Genius timing.

[funkysnow116]

Should have given her a smuppet.

Bitches love smuppets.

[ukero2]

and they called it, puppyy lovve

[SirGentleshark]

I gave that witch some treats

Witches love treats

[IDSearcher01]

Ooooh! The irony!

[HeartofShadow26]

Loling SO HARD at that last Dave face.

[supersherbert101]

I saw this picture before = w=

[wtfisthisshittything]

she ate them

she ate them all

look at the last frame

how did she eat them all

[TheAmberFang]

@wtfisthisshittything Either the different angle on the box just means we can't see them, or Jade totally used her space powers to teleport the treats into her stomach :D

[xIntoxicatedBloodx]

Just wait for christmas, Dave's gonna get Jade some dog toys.

[StevenDefoe8]

@xIntoxicatedBloodx do you have any idea how nasty that sounds?

WELL, DO YOU MOTHERFUCKER? >8o[

[xIntoxicatedBloodx]

@StevenDefoe8 Excuse me? How is that 'nasty' in any way?

There are even worse comments then mine. I didn't even mean it in any way just to be nasty.

Calm yourself.

[AngelHalf]

I love how you have "Puppy Love" playing in the background. Nice choice. XD

[tjl1297]

and i realized

*its a ppuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnn

[kensaya]

...AAAAND condom-tier dave struck again.

[GLaD1138]

Fuckin money

[TheKinseth]

Hey, some dog treats are pretty freaking sweet. Like the gourmet ones that have all sorts of frosting and stuff on them?

I would eat those dog treats.

[applepet]

...Thumbnail.

[XiledxxxKnight]

Very misleading thumbnail.

[joseaca]

when you think about it, Jade is the only character that has been both a witch and a bitch, LITERALLY

step off Tavros Andrews got a new UNfavorite

[CormorantFive]

And they called it...

Puppy love~

[lkunina]

the box kinda looks like jade's giant penis.

[megalomaniacalHalide]

@lkunina ...the hell is wrong with you.

[woowoo678]

@megalomaniacalHalide everything

[Scyle92]

@lkunina I was disappointed when this wasn't the case.

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

@lkunina That's the only reason I clicked the video thumbnail.

[JosiePika]

This makes sense when you realize that chocolate is poisonous to dogs. Now would that be a just or heroic death? :3

[SaraAson]

@JosiePika no it's called a stupid death and she would be revived later.

[JudeBarrett]

But you know she ate them all anyways.

[huhusmremre]

Jesus, the thumbnail looks like she has a penis.

What the hell, Youtube?

[XxToxicSpikesxX]

@huhusmremre,

Ikr?

[fob1257]

Dave's irony... gotta love it XD

[FrankinKal96]

I fucking lost it at the music.

[dracosoul241]

Why does this short little video make me laugh so hard?

[cvaz602]

i did not like this video

[Hiffvie]

I don't really like this Jade voice as much as the old one, but it's okay.

[DarkeWolfie]

Totally ironic.B)

[N3RDYG0GGLES]

LOOOOOOOL!

[canidaechiroptera]

Hey, at least it wasn't chocolate

[TheMonochromaticGent]

@canidaechiroptera chocolate?

CHOCOLATE?!

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOCLATE!

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOCLATE!

[canidaechiroptera]

@TheMonochromaticGent With or without nuts?

[RoseHeart1234]

@TheMonochromaticGent *Backs away slowly*

[MrsTok0]

@canidaechiroptera

chocolate would kill the puppy ;~;

[The8thWwonder]

@canidaechiroptera your comment has 413 likes.........

[Rockerchick249]

WIN

[Xetaray]

Those changing-shape glasses.

[MrSkateaton]

SHIT WAS SO CASH.

[UnableToFindName]

And they called it, puppy love~

[Concavewaters]

I don't think Jade needs to worry about eating chocolate. She's *spoiler* dogtier and I really don't think, that, eating chocolates is a just or heroic death. At all.

[Neoncelerity]

Moments after the video ends: hom nom nom nom snarf

[cconroy11]

Jade and feferi sound the exact same

[Robloxmaker2313]

Octo,its time,were sober >:o(

[strwrsgirl13]

Oh look, Donny Osmond for the background music... I will never escape that part of my childhood...

[ZoozeTheHedgehog]

BUT ITS HALLOWEEN OCTO.

[carolinadrama406]

DAVE, stop, oh my god



[destructiondragon360]

Man, Jade's a real bitch now, huh.

[Cherrybloodsyrup]

@destructiondragon360 She really is a dog.

[destructiondragon360]

@Cherrybloodsyrup That was the joke.

[Cherrybloodsyrup]

@destructiondragon360 It's called an *extension*. 8)

[jacksNpwns]

Let's see Dave is a nun while Jada is a....umm.....happy halloween?

[xarsenicCatnip]

Jade could be anything she wanted to be but she chose a dog..really? ._.

[wingedhybrid16]

How thoughtful, Dave. xD

[Moriwolf]

And they caaaled it

Puppy looove~

[Digeridude]

I keep watching this over and over.

[logan8tor12]

But...it's october.

[Prazel551]

@logan8tor12 It also snowed yesterday

jade is op