Puffers have solid seamless teeth like parrot's beak and they are strong enough to crack mussels, barnacles and other hard shellfish.... that hurt like hell!
@MadPutz Yesterday I read a story of a experienced diver who also had a strong glove. The strong glove stayed intact, but the finger inside where cut in half :p
The name of the diver is Randy Jordan if you want to see the aftermatch =)
You're not supposed to do that, if you ever do that to a puffer fish it basically is taking one of its lives. Doing that is like getting burnt and pulling your hand away, but the fish is "burning" so it is forced to "move its hand away" by puffing up
December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry i dont want to die
he obviously didnt know that puffers have a beak that can crush mussels and shellfish. What an idiot. That fish must have been extremely stressed and wasted a lot of energy inflating. That guy would be lucky not to lose his finger. The world is full of selfish idiots.
it doesnt matter if he got bite from it he wont die from a bite mark.. if he would of ate the fish an the poison sack was still in the fish then yes he would die retard
@cyberWarriorZ what an idiotic comment! The fish would have been terrified completely unnecessarily. It doesn't matter if it's at risk of extinction or not!
You spend all that money on equipment to dive and look at the beautiful fish world. And all you do is stress out a puffer and stick your finger in it's mouth. Excellent lads just excellent.
People on both sides are taking this vid way too seriously. "Waaah, you're an asshole and you deserved that!" = wailing nature-first freak. "You should have punched that fish and stabbed it!" = try-hard tough-cunt.
So would BOTH of you just sit down and enjoy the video for what it is? It's not a damned morality play. It's just a guy sticking his finger into a cute pufferfish's mouth, and the cute puffer showing his angry side in retaliation. Amusing AND enlightening. Laugh and move on.
@xtremedandobe123 Stupid idiots like you need to sit your asses down and learn some spelling and grammar if you want people to take you seriously instead of just shaking their heads and laughing. BloodyBay had a point. So do you, but cursing and insulting others will not help get the point across. In fact, actions like that will probably do just the opposite.
@xtremedandobe123 Apparently, you don't know your grammar, because that should be "You're", not "your"; "I" should be capitalized; from "i" to "bitch" constitutes a run-on sentence; and much more. If you want to talk about places, you evidently don't know yours; I can--and furthermore--I will post any and all comments which I deem necessary to post, and you can't do anything about it. Continuing this "cool guy" charade of swearing and nonchalance will just make you come off as an uber-asshole.
@CommonNonsense1 He committed the "They're/Their" flub while he was flexing his Internet Tough Guy muscles and his tiny e-penis at me, too. We don't need a field anthropologist to positively identify his species as Bigmouthica Anapenile Cerebrominimus, I'll say that much....
@xtremedandobe123 "Duhhh, you...you STUPID IDIOT! Uhhh...ugly piece of SHIT! Pants, wanker, bitch, harlot...uhhh, shit! Uhhh...you STOOPIDHEAD POOPYPANTS! They're...I mean, THEIR being stupid 'cuz dey WANT to be stooopid, stoopid!"
That's a pretty weak argument you're making there, you witless, cantankerous mongoloid spawned by two fathers, a syphilis germ and a broken chemistry set....
@xtremedandobe123 Obviously you're too busy thinking with your pebble-sized balls to understand what I was about to say, so let me translate it into something you can understand:
Texas is a hellhole best known for being home to steers and queers(according to R. Lee Ermey), rednecks, Neo-Nazis, KKK, JFK murder,Bible Thumpers,shitty country music, its inability to contribute anything of value to the country, G. W. Bush and its attempts to outlaw gays. A typical Texan believes that Texas is absolutely the best place in the world because he's never been anywhere outside of his rural shithole. Texas is also hive of Republicanism, conservatism and KKK.
@MrGokufan1998 LOL you are being a right-wing, racist, conservative texan fascists. You look retarded in your KKK costume and your KKK hat looks like dildo.
@MrGokufan1998 Contrary to what Narania the Troll believes, some of my friends are black, Mexican or black Mexicans. You're all right in my book, partner. Mi casa es su casa. :)
@PieCreamandIce pikachu is only for pedos. This right-wing, conservative, pseudo- Gestapo fascist texan degenerate BloodyBay asked for it. And he recieved it.
@Narania234 Honestly I don't like Pokemon that much, my friend made the icon for me. Also, get some comebacks or stop replying. And you don't seem to be mad about My Little Pony. Why is that, Mr.Troll?
@PieCreamandIce ''Honestly I don't like Pokemon that much, my friend made the icon for me''. Very unconvincing lie. Don't even compare the My Little Pony, the most wonderful American animated cartoon for children to vile paedophile mangas.
BTW, ponies defeated the right-wing Dark Lord Tirac, evil overlord, in the first episode. As such ponies are badass.
@Narania234 You know, for having fifty-billion quotes from our Founding Fathers in your profile, you sure make a huge deal out of bashing Texas, the only state to enter the Union by treaty instead of annexation. What's wrong, boy? Jealous?
You're so goddamned foul-mouthed, you have to be from New England. But your liberal fascism screams "California" instead. Of course, if you had any REAL balls instead of the Internet Tough Guy kind, you wouldn't be afraid to show that in your profile too.
@BloodyBay And so in the end you plucked up courage and you answered my comments after four weeks. I will remind you that you alone asked for it . And you received it. Your replies confirmed my worse assumptions towards you as well as confirmed the rightness of what I wrote. You are vile relic of the age fortunately a long time ago past. Your ridiculous speculations about my State amused me. You cyborg-like right-wing conservative fascists are completely predictable and deprived of imagination.
@BloodyBay Original Thirteen States fought British Empire for seven year and won. Antonio Lopez De Santa Anna was one of the worst commanders in history, even such a backward, dumbshit shithole as your texas could defeat him. José de Urrea kicked arses black and blue for you in Battle of San Patricio, Battle of Refugio, Goliad and Battle of Coleto. There was no any ''honourable'' capitulation in Goliad, how for yourselves you made up, it was a unconditional surrender. Fitting end for cowards.
@Narania234 "pikachu is only for pedos. This right-wing, conservative, pseudo- Gestapo fascist texan degenerate BloodyBay asked for it. And he recieved it."
Nope. No one gave me anything like that. Who's going to give it to me? You? I'd grab your scrawny neck and squeeze your beady little eyes out if you tried.
And what the hell are you talking about Vampire: The Masquerade for? Running out of horseshit to throw at me, boy?
@Narania234 "Texas is a hellhole best known for being home to steers and queers(according to R. Lee Ermey)"
You're honestly going to use a quote from a movie--a work of fiction--as source material? HA! You're a troll, all right.
It's fitting, though. Your entire Texan-bashing act is one big act of fiction, too. My money says that you don't have any feelings about Texas at all, you've never met a Texan in all your days but you figured you'd pick a fight with me anyway. Mind telling us why?
@BloodyBay Hey you ridiculous ''spam-fighter'' right-wing, inbred, conservative fascist degenerate from texas.
Yes, your precious fascist camarilla is dead in Vampire Requiem. Founder of camarilla Hardestadt the Elder was killed and diablerised by Particia Bolingbrooke-Tyler and Hardestadt the Younger will be destroyed in the eve of Gehenna by Brujah ex-archon Teo Bell.
BTW,you are daring to criticize someone's origin you spawn of the Texan degenerate and the cow or chicken which he screwed?
@BloodyBay Texans justify their ''ultra-Americanism'' by saying that they fought Mexican president for less than a year (they somehow forgot that the original thirteen states fought a British king for seven years). Texans believe that their state is the biggest and greatest(unwarranted self-importance), even though they'll never actually secede since they know Mexico would immediately assrape them, and turn the Alamo into a Mexican brothel.
@Narania234 And boy? Don't you. EVER. Call a Texan. A Nazi. Especially! Not to his face. Not unless you feel like having seven shades of shit kicked out of you. You have NO idea how many Texan boys bled out over on some godforsaken patch of France or Germany. I enlisted along with a few other Texans in my flight, and we'd do the same thing for our proud country.
@Narania234 So there's the difference between us. You and all the other "liberal" pussies just keep hiding your heads in the sand while the Huns, the Islamofascists or whoever march in through our American borders, just like you've always done. And we Texans--moderates and conservatives, for the most part--will gladly exercise our Second Amendment rights, take up our firearms and fight the battles that YOUR kind refuses to fight.
So talk shit all you want. WE will handle the action, thanks.
March 6, 1836 . Texans were pwned by Mexicans. "Remember The Alamo" remains a Texan slogan despite the fact that it's basically saying "Remember when we failed."
May 14, 1856: The Texas Failed Camel Experiment.
February 1, 1893: Lynching of Henry Smith, the first blatantly public lynching of a black man.
October 24, 1923: Ku Klux Klan Day at the Texas State Fair, Dallas. Introduced popular "Whack-A-black person" midway game to a generation of Texans(Nazis).
@MrPainkiller616 Don't delude yourself, nobody will forget what evil racists you were. Did you change yourselves? Now you are heartless, cruel Nazis which are sentencing even teenagers to death. Scum Bush was your governor and he never pardoned any prisoner sentenced to death. Of course most executions in texas were a wrongful executions, fascist fraud. I will never show you right-wing, conservative texan fascists of no mercy because I know very well that you are deserving absolutly no mercy.
@BloodyBay April 16, 1947: Worst industrial accident in US history. Cargo ships carrying thousands of tons of ammonium nitrate fertilizer catch fire and explode, killing ~600 and destroying a third of the structures in Texas City.
November 22, 1963: During a visit to Dallas, President John F. Kennedy is murdered allegedly by Lee Harvey Oswald. texans hated JFK because he was Liberal Democrat.
June, 1971: Texas gives birth to the first low-cost airline, Southwest Airlines. Now Texans can fly
@BloodyBay March, 1982: Ozzy Osbourne pisses on the Alamo while drunk, he was banned from Texas for 10 years. This had beneficial effect as his music differs from the sister-fucking country that Texans love.
February, 1, 2003: The space shuttle Columbia blew up over Palestine resulting in many Texans being PWND.
February 16, 2007: Gestapo in Lubbock arrest an entire group of Chippendale dancers for daring to thrust their hips in the direction of female audience members in Jake's Sports Cafe.
@BloodyBay Currently, rick perry is the evil overlord of texas. perry likes very much to humiliate young women until they bursts into tears, since he is a soulless sadist abusing his victims mentally. perry is a "Governor Asshat" according to Keith Olbermann. perry has, on occasion, roofied his beer for the enjoyment of several underage wenches who enjoy pinching his nipples until they are bruised and bloody. Typical for con republicans perry is ''lawful'' i.e. hypocrite and pedophile.
@Narania234 And let me see some REAL evidence that Rick Perry did all of these things that you say he did. I'm talking independent and verifiable. That kid you talked to on the playground in Fifth Grade isn't good enough. Anything short of independent and verifiable is libel, boy. Remember that.
@BloodyBay Under Governor Perry’s leadership Texas state agencies are putting fraud on overdrive. In 2003, Governor Perry signed legislation beefing up fraud in government health care programs. Because of these increased efforts, the Inspector General of the Health And Human Services Commission has already swindled $1.5 billion from taxpayers in fraudulent health care claims. texas is the main lair of American Auschwitz- mass executions,croockery, ,racism and right-wing, conservative fascism.
@BloodyBay ''Since 1819, 1,224 individuals (all but six of whom have been men) have been executed in Texas as of 10 August 2011. Between 1819 and 1923, 390 people were executed by hanging in the county where the trial took place''. ''The law was changed in 1923 requiring executions to be carried out in the electric chair at the Huntsville Unit in Huntsville, Texas. From 1924 to 1964, 361 people were executed in this way''.
texan scum are cruel, ruthless torturers and Nazi executioners.
@BloodyBay What most horrible, texas and other conservative republican states sentenced even teenage children to death. ''19 states and the federal government had set a minimum age of 18, 5 states had set a minimum age of 17, and 14 states had explicitly set a minimum age of 16, or were subject to the Supreme Court's imposition of that minimum''.
Actually, you right-wing texan cons are all Nazis deprived of all humanity
Also, texan scum hate Liberals, gays, black ,Jews, unemplyed, poor etc.
The Confederates were interested in preserving the Southern way of life(conservatism). Northern liberals were attempting to liberalize the South. Liberals wanted to end slavery. Liberals claimed that Southerns should do all the work themselves. Northerners also wanted to bring modern technology such as advanced medical care, education, and industrialized cities to produce more products for their citizens. Northerners simply didn't appreciate the Southern
@BloodyBay way of live, which is a backwater hellhole where disease ran so goddamn rampant that people didn't want to stand next to each other.
Texas: "that the African race ... were rightfully held and regarded as an inferior and dependent race, and in that condition only could their existence in this country be rendered beneficial or tolerable."
"We paid so much for slaves! We should be allowed to keep them!" Strange that cons don't accept the same reasoning when it comes to - say - drugs.
@BloodyBay William T. Sherman was a general and all around badass in the Union army best known as his chaotic, unpredictible miltary tactics . He led his army in a march across Alabama and Georgia, while burning houses and freeing slaves. After capturing Atlanta, he ordered his troops to burn it all down(kill it with fire) before moving on to Savannah. Sherman used Scorched Earth strategy against Southern cons. That's because Sherman despised Texas and Sothern cons precisely the same as I.
@Narania234 You also overlooked the fact that your big hero, General Sherman, never went anywhere NEAR Texas. I reckon he was too big of a chickenshit to tangle with the state that pushed Santa Anna back over the Rio Grande.
And isn't it ironic that you quote Thomas Jefferson--an anti-tyrant and a liberal back when "liberal" wasn't a mark of shame--yet praise Sherman and his jackbooted, rebellion-crushing tactics? Which is it, boy? Anarchy or tyranny? Pick one already.
@BloodyBay Actually, you overlooked, that both Thomas Jefferson and William Sherman had despised you right-wing conservative scumbags. Be pleased that General Sherman wasn't in your shithole, since then he would trample you into this shit from which you rose. True, not for such worthless degenerates like you brilliant, praiseworthy visions of the Tom Jefferson, People's President. Scum like you you must be fought with fire in Uncle Billy style. Being a texan is a mark of inbred dumbfuck.
@BloodyBay David J. Eicher "Sherman had accomplished an amazing task. He had defied military principles by operating deep within enemy territory and without lines of supply or communication. He destroyed much of the South's potential and psychology to wage war."
Actually, there was no need for Gen. Sherman to march to your Texas. Uncle Billy destroyed your Confederacy with his march through Georgia. Uncle Billy didn't care about your crappy laws, rules, procedures and that's why he won.
@BloodyBay Military historians Herman Hattaway and Archer Jones cited the significant damage wrought to railroads and Southern logistics in the campaign and stated that "Sherman's raid succeeded in 'knocking the Confederate war effort to pieces'."
Sherman was distantly related to Founding Father, Roger Sherman. Thomas Jefferson said of him: "That is Mr. Sherman, of Connecticut, a man who never said a foolish thing in his life." As you can see, there is a connection between Jefferson and Sherman.
@Narania234 And don't kid yourself; slavery was regretable, but the North picked the whole fight with the South over industry and agriculture. Abraham Lincoln and various other politicians didn't even consider the slavery issue until later, whenever they figured it would make them popular with the voters.
But you have such a hard-on for bashing Texas and trolling me, you're just going to ignore all that. It's like a gang of Texans raped your soft and gentle Yankee Mama or something.
He'd had enough of your shit and wasn't going tot take it any more!
CaveofTwoLovers 3 days ago
Ha yea I laughed but I mean he deserved it they already pissed the fish off let alone stuck his finger in it's mouth
schultz8100 1 week ago
LMAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
Syredisa057 1 week ago
haha you got bit by jigglypuff's cousin XD
blackwolfkodi 2 weeks ago
His dive buddy is like, hahaha You dumb fuck
First thing you learn as a diver, don't fuck around with the locals
chapmasi 2 weeks ago
they can bite your fingers off, no joke./ be careful next time
MegaGreendayfan101 2 weeks ago
That's true on that part. Those things have sharp teeth that can break shells.
Gyptiantiger 3 weeks ago
Puffers have solid seamless teeth like parrot's beak and they are strong enough to crack mussels, barnacles and other hard shellfish.... that hurt like hell!
TheFinalParadigm 1 month ago
uhauhauhauha I'm laughing like crazy
Eric205gen 1 month ago
Poor fish stupid divers...
JoakimNilsson1 1 month ago
hah! you can hear the guys laughing as he pulls his finger away. man that must've hurt!
warofthewalruses 1 month ago
LOL i love how when you let go of it it started floating away
catsryummy 1 month ago
You are only an Idiot.
MrCatiauser 1 month ago
*puts finger in puffers mouth*
*puffer bites with craking noise*
*guys freak out*
Swimmer 1- WTF!?!?!!!!!
Swimmer 2 - thats what you get dumbass
RedCobra19 2 months ago 4
under water laugh :L
elishafitzz 2 months ago
You're like those 2 scary scuba divers that steal Nemo
kevn101 3 months ago
@kevn101 And you are like the 9 year olds the movie was geared towards.
Bambi's dad died.
bbristowe 2 months ago
He was dumb for putting his finger in a puffed fish mouth... Smh
BigRiddick86 3 months ago
jajjajajaj !!!!!por pelotudo
maloid1987 3 months ago
A pufferfish cannot attack no more than a balloon can dive bomb.
orionknight12 3 months ago
Puffer: I feel so humiliated... please let me go...
*guy holding camera puts finger near pfish mouth*
Puffer: Now's my chance for escape! *bites finger*
DuffyMooCows 3 months ago 2
White folks stay trolling everything, even extremely poisonous fish in their own habitat lol!
Lebbz 3 months ago
Its SSSSOOOOO CUTE! ! ! So SPINEY AND SQUISHY! ! ! 8)
jetixiz84 3 months ago
ouch that's gotta hurt those things can break clamshells without teeth.
SuperCatfire 3 months ago
did he die??
bash715 3 months ago
@bash715
If you mean the pufferfish,no,it swam after it bit him
ryanll2 3 months ago
@ryanll2 i mean the guy btw i was joking :D
bash715 3 months ago
Man creed 354:
If it has a opening, we have most likely stuck our finger inside it before.
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keenmachine80 3 months ago
1-0 TO THE PUFFER! to be fair if someone shoved a finger in my mouth i'd bite them
maggyxmoo 3 months ago
Diver 1: Aww, check it out homie! :D A puffer fish!
Diver 2: BAWW, LOOK AT THE ADORABLE LITTLE FIS-
Fish : * CHOMP*
Diver 2: AELRKTHJAL * shakey shakey *
Pufferfish : ಠ⌣ಠ Bitch.
gunneryuna46 3 months ago 3
haha, That little bastard.
RedFileProductions 3 months ago
SO! Moral of the story is never put your finger near a fish's mouth... even if it doesn't look as menacing!! *CHOMP*
konoha92hero 3 months ago
Before he got the guy's finger, he looked like he was gonna lunge at the camera. Too much funny xD
hornattack 3 months ago
Puffer Fish obviosly dislike this idiot on video. Very amusing.
Narania234 4 months ago
Thumbs up if you here his mate laughing at him.
TonyWbb 4 months ago
man miss.Puff is feisty!
TheFloatingcats 4 months ago
Diver with camera: *sticks out finger*
Puffer Fish: *NOM*
Lordsteven125 4 months ago
dumbass
rwb647 4 months ago
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ha ha ha ha
discobizkit38 4 months ago
what did you think was gonna happen?
appledroplarry 4 months ago
damn nature. you scary
pollo20x6 4 months ago
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@pollo20x6 damn nature. you scary damn nature. you scary damn nature. you scary
damn nature. you scary
damn nature. you scary
damn nature. you scary
why the fuck peoples are saying this ?!
they dont know anything els than this sentence
TheProtoman17 4 months ago
@TheProtoman17 its cause they're stupid and 8 years old.
RageOfTheTiger 3 months ago
that's not very nice :S
HamMedBukserne 4 months ago
@The1993thelonewolf LOL our chinese!!! WE GOT A YELLOW PERSON!
elmopimp35 4 months ago
@elmopimp35 we are not yello you runescape player
TheProtoman17 4 months ago
@TheProtoman17 Oh you know about runescape huh? I bet you play'ed it too in your lifetime kiddo.
elmopimp35 4 months ago
@elmopimp35 Racist...
VenusDotCom 4 months ago
@The1993thelonewolf
Politely fuck off.
ExtremeBogom 4 months ago
stupid asshole!! why dont you just leave the fishes quiet!... Good job Puffy, I hope you really hurt him!
kajja564 4 months ago
squezz it
fishingandgames 4 months ago
It's FORBIDDEN to touch fish, let alone hold them! Leave the fish and corals alone, guys...
BelgianGeneral 4 months ago
Pufferfish bite through fishhooks and the tips of fingers, the man is lucky he's wearing a strong glove.
MadPutz 4 months ago
@MadPutz Yesterday I read a story of a experienced diver who also had a strong glove. The strong glove stayed intact, but the finger inside where cut in half :p
The name of the diver is Randy Jordan if you want to see the aftermatch =)
bb0ysmiley 4 months ago
K.O!!!!!! puffer fish WINS
rloc 4 months ago
this actually made me laugh pretty hard lol
token223 4 months ago 33
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Dumb ass that is his mouth!
leenbear85 4 months ago
you just had to touch th a shit didnt you?
01usaface 4 months ago in playlist More videos from metallicite
you killing himm!!!
jump2142 5 months ago
I can't think of a more random, stupid idea.
shcart011 5 months ago
Good job Puffy.
muffemod 5 months ago 73
you got what you've asked for... nature wins, flawless victory
skunkredhair 5 months ago
Fuck dis argument, Imma put ma finger in a fishies mouth
drunkoncustard 5 months ago
wtf is that argument down there about? its stupid this video has nothing to do with military history dumb fux. well LMFAO HE GOT SO SCARED
Furbee178 5 months ago
hahaha you deserved it :D
TheWeightOfLove 5 months ago
You're not supposed to do that, if you ever do that to a puffer fish it basically is taking one of its lives. Doing that is like getting burnt and pulling your hand away, but the fish is "burning" so it is forced to "move its hand away" by puffing up
SuperOriginalGuy 5 months ago
check out my tank its awsome
szamherris 5 months ago
Who knew you could be just as stupid on land as under the sea?! :D
Robbieifyoucan 5 months ago
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))00
lol
casi443 5 months ago
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He looks and acts like Pinhead
jrmetmoi 5 months ago
December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry i dont want to die
carolgorgon 5 months ago
you are so extremely dump
hansices 5 months ago
why wuld u put ur finger inside da fishes mouth -___-
itsmeerick1207 5 months ago
lol Baby mouth i laughed so hard!
PedNL 6 months ago
hahah u fuckin asshole!! XD
Adricko1 6 months ago
nom nom nom...
geoff96792 6 months ago
XD
MrFordShelby 6 months ago
puffer fish goes om nom nom nom nom nibbleing on that finger now his finger will be deformed
Joseapari 6 months ago
Shut the puff up lmao
Brutal85ss 6 months ago
lmao, this is great.
MiNDx1er 6 months ago
Is your finger still there? LOL
sophiachan13 6 months ago
what did u think he was going to do kiss your finger?
SaiAuelua 6 months ago
Fishy fisfhy fishy..
Phreshes 6 months ago
Well...You did shove your finger in its mouth.
kop4321 6 months ago
It get's a little annoying with all these people crying about these sea creatures getting hurt. they're disgusting...
JosephPoeTV 6 months ago
puffer fish used bite
it's super effective
Afrokoopa 6 months ago 65
pwned by puffer fish!
solli4gamer 6 months ago
would have been epic if pufferfish poped and impaled the stupid diver, just like in donkeykong
jasminemoua24680 6 months ago
The puffer fish said it was worth. "Haha dumb shiat!" *Swims quickly away*
huongleable 6 months ago
he obviously didnt know that puffers have a beak that can crush mussels and shellfish. What an idiot. That fish must have been extremely stressed and wasted a lot of energy inflating. That guy would be lucky not to lose his finger. The world is full of selfish idiots.
Luetin09 6 months ago
lol when he freaked out when puffer bit him
thatsnotchocolat 6 months ago
and what did you learn from that?
Blackhorseairsoft1 6 months ago
you disposable cunt.
nickthecattt 7 months ago
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i wanna kick it like a soccer ball or play dodgeball with 1
linnywinnie5 7 months ago
Awwww
Rihn000 7 months ago
"get your finger away from my face- oh dont you DARE put that in my mouth.... no dammit! ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!!! *chomp*
punchmaster123 7 months ago 13
Adorable <D I wanna poke it, but it would hurt.. But for the sake of cuteness!
krngirljenjen 7 months ago
it doesnt matter if he got bite from it he wont die from a bite mark.. if he would of ate the fish an the poison sack was still in the fish then yes he would die retard
davisrockey 7 months ago
muppet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chrisk11able 7 months ago
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
technogirli100 7 months ago
Haha I love how you can hear a muffled "That little bastard!" at the end!!
Orion2good4u 7 months ago 49
@Orion2good4u lol i luv that
Katsplat9 6 months ago
It's adorable!!!! Overly-sensitive people need to get a hold of themselves. It's not like those fish are going extinct.
cyberWarriorZ 7 months ago
@cyberWarriorZ what an idiotic comment! The fish would have been terrified completely unnecessarily. It doesn't matter if it's at risk of extinction or not!
leeuk66 7 months ago
Puffer fish so cute.Looks like a balloon with spikies.Hehe but they could also be dangerous.The diver perhaps learns his lesson from the bite.
12mariles 7 months ago
Why did you make my grandma bite your finger you freak?!?
MrShadowdemon666 7 months ago
Did that hurt
MrJackalope2001 7 months ago
Loved it!!!! Aren't these guys toxic?
yohatube 7 months ago
Charlie bit me..
orby11 7 months ago
@orby11
hahaha roflmao lol good one !!!111
cbogdan07 7 months ago
You spend all that money on equipment to dive and look at the beautiful fish world. And all you do is stress out a puffer and stick your finger in it's mouth. Excellent lads just excellent.
walsallcrew 7 months ago 2
AWWWW its so....PUFFY!!!!!
nightpool23 7 months ago
People on both sides are taking this vid way too seriously. "Waaah, you're an asshole and you deserved that!" = wailing nature-first freak. "You should have punched that fish and stabbed it!" = try-hard tough-cunt.
So would BOTH of you just sit down and enjoy the video for what it is? It's not a damned morality play. It's just a guy sticking his finger into a cute pufferfish's mouth, and the cute puffer showing his angry side in retaliation. Amusing AND enlightening. Laugh and move on.
BloodyBay 7 months ago 5
@BloodyBay stupid idiot like you need to sit there ass down and let the people fight if they want to you ugly piece of shit
xtremedandobe123 7 months ago
@xtremedandobe123 Stupid idiots like you need to sit your asses down and learn some spelling and grammar if you want people to take you seriously instead of just shaking their heads and laughing. BloodyBay had a point. So do you, but cursing and insulting others will not help get the point across. In fact, actions like that will probably do just the opposite.
CommonNonsense1 7 months ago
@CommonNonsense1 your the stupid idiot, motherfucking ugly ass piece of shit, i know my grammar you apparently don't know your place bitch.
xtremedandobe123 7 months ago
@xtremedandobe123 Apparently, you don't know your grammar, because that should be "You're", not "your"; "I" should be capitalized; from "i" to "bitch" constitutes a run-on sentence; and much more. If you want to talk about places, you evidently don't know yours; I can--and furthermore--I will post any and all comments which I deem necessary to post, and you can't do anything about it. Continuing this "cool guy" charade of swearing and nonchalance will just make you come off as an uber-asshole.
CommonNonsense1 7 months ago
@CommonNonsense1 He committed the "They're/Their" flub while he was flexing his Internet Tough Guy muscles and his tiny e-penis at me, too. We don't need a field anthropologist to positively identify his species as Bigmouthica Anapenile Cerebrominimus, I'll say that much....
BloodyBay 7 months ago
@xtremedandobe123 "Duhhh, you...you STUPID IDIOT! Uhhh...ugly piece of SHIT! Pants, wanker, bitch, harlot...uhhh, shit! Uhhh...you STOOPIDHEAD POOPYPANTS! They're...I mean, THEIR being stupid 'cuz dey WANT to be stooopid, stoopid!"
That's a pretty weak argument you're making there, you witless, cantankerous mongoloid spawned by two fathers, a syphilis germ and a broken chemistry set....
BloodyBay 7 months ago
@BloodyBay fuck you
xtremedandobe123 7 months ago
@xtremedandobe123 Obviously you're too busy thinking with your pebble-sized balls to understand what I was about to say, so let me translate it into something you can understand:
this machine is out of order
so fuck urself n save a quarter
...u fuckin fucker idiot stupid fuckin shitbrained...
Oh, wait..."shitbrained" is too big of a word for you, isn't it?
...u shit-fuckin moron idiot fuckin bitch
There. Did THAT fit your thimble-sized vocabulary with room to spare, toughcunt?
BloodyBay 7 months ago
@BloodyBay Nuh uh!
xtremedandobe123 7 months ago
@xtremedandobe123 Too bad. Now go away, little boy. The grown-ups are talking here.
BloodyBay 7 months ago
@BloodyBay make me stupid poop nose
xtremedandobe123 7 months ago
@BloodyBay Some facts:
Texas is a hellhole best known for being home to steers and queers(according to R. Lee Ermey), rednecks, Neo-Nazis, KKK, JFK murder,Bible Thumpers,shitty country music, its inability to contribute anything of value to the country, G. W. Bush and its attempts to outlaw gays. A typical Texan believes that Texas is absolutely the best place in the world because he's never been anywhere outside of his rural shithole. Texas is also hive of Republicanism, conservatism and KKK.
Narania234 6 months ago
@Narania234 you are a being an asshole
MrGokufan1998 6 months ago
@MrGokufan1998 LOL you are being a right-wing, racist, conservative texan fascists. You look retarded in your KKK costume and your KKK hat looks like dildo.
Narania234 6 months ago
@Narania234 WHAT THE HELL MAN I'M BLACK!!!!!!!!!
MrGokufan1998 6 months ago
@Narania234 Im not even from those assholwparts of texas
im from the valley a place of mexicans where people are rarely white here
P.S I am black and mexican mix fuck off
MrGokufan1998 6 months ago
@MrGokufan1998 Then why you even bother if you are really Mexican?
Narania234 5 months ago
@Narania234 i just wanna say dat not all of texas is like that
{mostly tennesse is)
MrGokufan1998 5 months ago
@MrGokufan1998 Don't feel sorry for these texan right-wing fascist pigs. They would show no mercy to you. Believe me, they are deserving much worse.
Narania234 5 months ago
@MrGokufan1998 Contrary to what Narania the Troll believes, some of my friends are black, Mexican or black Mexicans. You're all right in my book, partner. Mi casa es su casa. :)
BloodyBay 5 months ago
@Narania234 I will love and tolerate the hell out of you.
PieCreamandIce 6 months ago
@PieCreamandIce Try anything and you will regrett that.
So you are another texan right-wing, conservative sadistic, fascist sick fuck?
BTW I hate pikachu and all other crap from paedophilac, shitty jap mangas.
Narania234 5 months ago
@Narania234 Yes, Pikachu's are great, but only ponies Love and Tolerate. BTW What does this entire argument have to do with Puffer fish?
PieCreamandIce 5 months ago
@PieCreamandIce pikachu is only for pedos. This right-wing, conservative, pseudo- Gestapo fascist texan degenerate BloodyBay asked for it. And he recieved it.
Narania234 5 months ago
@Narania234 Honestly I don't like Pokemon that much, my friend made the icon for me. Also, get some comebacks or stop replying. And you don't seem to be mad about My Little Pony. Why is that, Mr.Troll?
PieCreamandIce 5 months ago
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@PieCreamandIce ''Honestly I don't like Pokemon that much, my friend made the icon for me''. Very unconvincing lie. Don't even compare the My Little Pony, the most wonderful American animated cartoon for children to vile paedophile mangas.
BTW, ponies defeated the right-wing Dark Lord Tirac, evil overlord, in the first episode. As such ponies are badass.
Narania234 5 months ago
@Narania234 You know, for having fifty-billion quotes from our Founding Fathers in your profile, you sure make a huge deal out of bashing Texas, the only state to enter the Union by treaty instead of annexation. What's wrong, boy? Jealous?
You're so goddamned foul-mouthed, you have to be from New England. But your liberal fascism screams "California" instead. Of course, if you had any REAL balls instead of the Internet Tough Guy kind, you wouldn't be afraid to show that in your profile too.
BloodyBay 5 months ago
@BloodyBay And so in the end you plucked up courage and you answered my comments after four weeks. I will remind you that you alone asked for it . And you received it. Your replies confirmed my worse assumptions towards you as well as confirmed the rightness of what I wrote. You are vile relic of the age fortunately a long time ago past. Your ridiculous speculations about my State amused me. You cyborg-like right-wing conservative fascists are completely predictable and deprived of imagination.
Narania234 5 months ago
@BloodyBay Original Thirteen States fought British Empire for seven year and won. Antonio Lopez De Santa Anna was one of the worst commanders in history, even such a backward, dumbshit shithole as your texas could defeat him. José de Urrea kicked arses black and blue for you in Battle of San Patricio, Battle of Refugio, Goliad and Battle of Coleto. There was no any ''honourable'' capitulation in Goliad, how for yourselves you made up, it was a unconditional surrender. Fitting end for cowards.
Narania234 5 months ago
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@Narania234 "pikachu is only for pedos. This right-wing, conservative, pseudo- Gestapo fascist texan degenerate BloodyBay asked for it. And he recieved it."
Nope. No one gave me anything like that. Who's going to give it to me? You? I'd grab your scrawny neck and squeeze your beady little eyes out if you tried.
And what the hell are you talking about Vampire: The Masquerade for? Running out of horseshit to throw at me, boy?
BloodyBay 5 months ago
@Narania234 /watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI
PieCreamandIce 5 months ago
@Narania234 "Texas is a hellhole best known for being home to steers and queers(according to R. Lee Ermey)"
You're honestly going to use a quote from a movie--a work of fiction--as source material? HA! You're a troll, all right.
It's fitting, though. Your entire Texan-bashing act is one big act of fiction, too. My money says that you don't have any feelings about Texas at all, you've never met a Texan in all your days but you figured you'd pick a fight with me anyway. Mind telling us why?
BloodyBay 5 months ago
@BloodyBay What's the metter texan inbred NAzi scum? You are not so eloquent now?
Narania234 4 months ago
@BloodyBay Hey you ridiculous ''spam-fighter'' right-wing, inbred, conservative fascist degenerate from texas.
Yes, your precious fascist camarilla is dead in Vampire Requiem. Founder of camarilla Hardestadt the Elder was killed and diablerised by Particia Bolingbrooke-Tyler and Hardestadt the Younger will be destroyed in the eve of Gehenna by Brujah ex-archon Teo Bell.
BTW,you are daring to criticize someone's origin you spawn of the Texan degenerate and the cow or chicken which he screwed?
Narania234 6 months ago
@BloodyBay Texans justify their ''ultra-Americanism'' by saying that they fought Mexican president for less than a year (they somehow forgot that the original thirteen states fought a British king for seven years). Texans believe that their state is the biggest and greatest(unwarranted self-importance), even though they'll never actually secede since they know Mexico would immediately assrape them, and turn the Alamo into a Mexican brothel.
Face it you ridiculous, chicken raping, Nazi scum
Narania234 6 months ago
@Narania234 And boy? Don't you. EVER. Call a Texan. A Nazi. Especially! Not to his face. Not unless you feel like having seven shades of shit kicked out of you. You have NO idea how many Texan boys bled out over on some godforsaken patch of France or Germany. I enlisted along with a few other Texans in my flight, and we'd do the same thing for our proud country.
BloodyBay 5 months ago
@Narania234 So there's the difference between us. You and all the other "liberal" pussies just keep hiding your heads in the sand while the Huns, the Islamofascists or whoever march in through our American borders, just like you've always done. And we Texans--moderates and conservatives, for the most part--will gladly exercise our Second Amendment rights, take up our firearms and fight the battles that YOUR kind refuses to fight.
So talk shit all you want. WE will handle the action, thanks.
BloodyBay 5 months ago
@BloodyBay Famous events-Texas :
March 6, 1836 . Texans were pwned by Mexicans. "Remember The Alamo" remains a Texan slogan despite the fact that it's basically saying "Remember when we failed."
May 14, 1856: The Texas Failed Camel Experiment.
February 1, 1893: Lynching of Henry Smith, the first blatantly public lynching of a black man.
October 24, 1923: Ku Klux Klan Day at the Texas State Fair, Dallas. Introduced popular "Whack-A-black person" midway game to a generation of Texans(Nazis).
Narania234 6 months ago
@Narania234 Asshole ,are you still living in the 1800s? because things have change in Texas you know.
MrPainkiller616 6 months ago
@MrPainkiller616 Don't delude yourself, nobody will forget what evil racists you were. Did you change yourselves? Now you are heartless, cruel Nazis which are sentencing even teenagers to death. Scum Bush was your governor and he never pardoned any prisoner sentenced to death. Of course most executions in texas were a wrongful executions, fascist fraud. I will never show you right-wing, conservative texan fascists of no mercy because I know very well that you are deserving absolutly no mercy.
Narania234 6 months ago
@BloodyBay April 16, 1947: Worst industrial accident in US history. Cargo ships carrying thousands of tons of ammonium nitrate fertilizer catch fire and explode, killing ~600 and destroying a third of the structures in Texas City.
November 22, 1963: During a visit to Dallas, President John F. Kennedy is murdered allegedly by Lee Harvey Oswald. texans hated JFK because he was Liberal Democrat.
June, 1971: Texas gives birth to the first low-cost airline, Southwest Airlines. Now Texans can fly
Narania234 6 months ago
@BloodyBay March, 1982: Ozzy Osbourne pisses on the Alamo while drunk, he was banned from Texas for 10 years. This had beneficial effect as his music differs from the sister-fucking country that Texans love.
February, 1, 2003: The space shuttle Columbia blew up over Palestine resulting in many Texans being PWND.
February 16, 2007: Gestapo in Lubbock arrest an entire group of Chippendale dancers for daring to thrust their hips in the direction of female audience members in Jake's Sports Cafe.
Narania234 6 months ago
@BloodyBay Currently, rick perry is the evil overlord of texas. perry likes very much to humiliate young women until they bursts into tears, since he is a soulless sadist abusing his victims mentally. perry is a "Governor Asshat" according to Keith Olbermann. perry has, on occasion, roofied his beer for the enjoyment of several underage wenches who enjoy pinching his nipples until they are bruised and bloody. Typical for con republicans perry is ''lawful'' i.e. hypocrite and pedophile.
Narania234 6 months ago
@Narania234 And let me see some REAL evidence that Rick Perry did all of these things that you say he did. I'm talking independent and verifiable. That kid you talked to on the playground in Fifth Grade isn't good enough. Anything short of independent and verifiable is libel, boy. Remember that.
BloodyBay 5 months ago
@BloodyBay Under Governor Perry’s leadership Texas state agencies are putting fraud on overdrive. In 2003, Governor Perry signed legislation beefing up fraud in government health care programs. Because of these increased efforts, the Inspector General of the Health And Human Services Commission has already swindled $1.5 billion from taxpayers in fraudulent health care claims. texas is the main lair of American Auschwitz- mass executions,croockery, ,racism and right-wing, conservative fascism.
Narania234 6 months ago
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@BloodyBay ''Since 1819, 1,224 individuals (all but six of whom have been men) have been executed in Texas as of 10 August 2011. Between 1819 and 1923, 390 people were executed by hanging in the county where the trial took place''. ''The law was changed in 1923 requiring executions to be carried out in the electric chair at the Huntsville Unit in Huntsville, Texas. From 1924 to 1964, 361 people were executed in this way''.
texan scum are cruel, ruthless torturers and Nazi executioners.
Narania234 6 months ago
@BloodyBay What most horrible, texas and other conservative republican states sentenced even teenage children to death. ''19 states and the federal government had set a minimum age of 18, 5 states had set a minimum age of 17, and 14 states had explicitly set a minimum age of 16, or were subject to the Supreme Court's imposition of that minimum''.
Actually, you right-wing texan cons are all Nazis deprived of all humanity
Also, texan scum hate Liberals, gays, black ,Jews, unemplyed, poor etc.
Narania234 6 months ago
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@BloodyBay Reasons of the Civil War
The Confederates were interested in preserving the Southern way of life(conservatism). Northern liberals were attempting to liberalize the South. Liberals wanted to end slavery. Liberals claimed that Southerns should do all the work themselves. Northerners also wanted to bring modern technology such as advanced medical care, education, and industrialized cities to produce more products for their citizens. Northerners simply didn't appreciate the Southern
Narania234 6 months ago
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@BloodyBay way of live, which is a backwater hellhole where disease ran so goddamn rampant that people didn't want to stand next to each other.
Texas: "that the African race ... were rightfully held and regarded as an inferior and dependent race, and in that condition only could their existence in this country be rendered beneficial or tolerable."
"We paid so much for slaves! We should be allowed to keep them!" Strange that cons don't accept the same reasoning when it comes to - say - drugs.
Narania234 6 months ago
@BloodyBay William T. Sherman was a general and all around badass in the Union army best known as his chaotic, unpredictible miltary tactics . He led his army in a march across Alabama and Georgia, while burning houses and freeing slaves. After capturing Atlanta, he ordered his troops to burn it all down(kill it with fire) before moving on to Savannah. Sherman used Scorched Earth strategy against Southern cons. That's because Sherman despised Texas and Sothern cons precisely the same as I.
Narania234 6 months ago
@Narania234 You also overlooked the fact that your big hero, General Sherman, never went anywhere NEAR Texas. I reckon he was too big of a chickenshit to tangle with the state that pushed Santa Anna back over the Rio Grande.
And isn't it ironic that you quote Thomas Jefferson--an anti-tyrant and a liberal back when "liberal" wasn't a mark of shame--yet praise Sherman and his jackbooted, rebellion-crushing tactics? Which is it, boy? Anarchy or tyranny? Pick one already.
BloodyBay 5 months ago
@BloodyBay Actually, you overlooked, that both Thomas Jefferson and William Sherman had despised you right-wing conservative scumbags. Be pleased that General Sherman wasn't in your shithole, since then he would trample you into this shit from which you rose. True, not for such worthless degenerates like you brilliant, praiseworthy visions of the Tom Jefferson, People's President. Scum like you you must be fought with fire in Uncle Billy style. Being a texan is a mark of inbred dumbfuck.
Narania234 5 months ago
@BloodyBay David J. Eicher "Sherman had accomplished an amazing task. He had defied military principles by operating deep within enemy territory and without lines of supply or communication. He destroyed much of the South's potential and psychology to wage war."
Actually, there was no need for Gen. Sherman to march to your Texas. Uncle Billy destroyed your Confederacy with his march through Georgia. Uncle Billy didn't care about your crappy laws, rules, procedures and that's why he won.
Narania234 5 months ago
@BloodyBay Military historians Herman Hattaway and Archer Jones cited the significant damage wrought to railroads and Southern logistics in the campaign and stated that "Sherman's raid succeeded in 'knocking the Confederate war effort to pieces'."
Sherman was distantly related to Founding Father, Roger Sherman. Thomas Jefferson said of him: "That is Mr. Sherman, of Connecticut, a man who never said a foolish thing in his life." As you can see, there is a connection between Jefferson and Sherman.
Narania234 5 months ago
@Narania234 And don't kid yourself; slavery was regretable, but the North picked the whole fight with the South over industry and agriculture. Abraham Lincoln and various other politicians didn't even consider the slavery issue until later, whenever they figured it would make them popular with the voters.
But you have such a hard-on for bashing Texas and trolling me, you're just going to ignore all that. It's like a gang of Texans raped your soft and gentle Yankee Mama or something.
BloodyBay 5 months ago