Turbo Encabulator

[Superduperhog]

This is awesome, I like techno babble.

[wittrockjw]

You mad?

[JBEAS1980]

i want one!

[09jamieboro]

amazingly funny =D

[MawcDrums]

Prefamulated amulite LOL

[Th1zzardOfOz]

Looks like a penis

[Qloke]

the description's missing an "also".

[LilAlfiq]

@Qloke

Good eye, thanks.

[fuseburners]

He's describing a transmission lool

[bosniadude]

alright, got it. when can i help build it?

[N3CR1S]

This right here is sadly what normal people hear when they try to listen to normal science. It is so stupid that people that hear things like this try to decide what is best for our countries and communities. Politicians should be required to have have multiple graduations, one of them being science and math, and the rest should be relevant to their political assignements.

[LilAlfiq]

@N3CR1S

I hear that. They should know that science is not a democracy, reality is not determined by vote.

[naturalsexmachine]

This guy could make having a shit sound complicated

[Pleasestoptrollingme]

And this, my friends, is how I got through school.

[toddscdavidson]

Uh, dude, repleneration, not depleneration! A dingle arm (especially a drawn reciprocating one!) would never reduce depleneration, stupid.

[sebarod944]

Trolling like a BOSS!!

[samuelmichaud]

As a very visual learner... a face throwing esoteric stuff at me isn't gunna teach me shit.

[gogators432]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK THE WORDS YOU ARE SAYING MEAN

[systemcat]

I use to make Turbo Encabulators.....then I took a dictionary to the knee.

[1noen1]

This makes more sense than all the "free energy" videos on YouTube and the fucking morons who actually believe anything anyone in a white coat says.

[GreatGeneralUrsus]

LOL whart the fuck is this shit

[MrBellyBlubber]

Say whaaaa.......????

[SuperBigEv]

@cutbertov3 haha blazing saddles



[cainmarko69]

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!

[projectx605]

I hope this is the only video that survives the nuclear holocaust, just to troll the survivors that try to rebuild society

[Glebun23]

@projectx605 you do know what holocaust is, right?

[aetatissuae18]

@Glebun23 wiki search "nuclear holocaust" if you aren't sure what he's referring to...

[Glebun23]

@aetatissuae18 okay, I was wrong

[DetectiveNigbone]

@projectx605 lmfao

[grahamos1]

that makes sense i agree with everything he said its a good job it was simplfied some stuff could of been tricky to understand

[OilyPablo]

We sell spurving bearings at wholesale cost.

[gorrammit]

at last, solving the world hunger crisis is finally within our grasp!

[uszoninyc]

My dad go one - I think. No, wait, it was a food erracocylclator - with the Heisenberg compensator.

[yellowbikemike]

240p, we meet again...

[RogerRocks]

I need to invest in this! Where do I send my money?

[vidgami46]

Reminds me of when the engineers talk on Star Trek.

[Orangy13]

He just talks so sexy.

[mangomonkey278]

hahahahahahahahahaha this is absolutely crackup :D

[2000mitsueclipse]

our teacher showed us this in automotive school its hilarious this guy did it on the fly which makes it even funnier



[ranterbul]

Holy crap I almost shit myself.

[gongboy83]

27 people don't understand... and probably neither do 1,555 people.

[zassounotsukushi]

Today I learned of a new phrase, "Thorium Maxfelaser". I found it to be nearly Turbo Encabulator quality. I'm sure both technologies require that dingle arm.

[TheMixto]

@zassounotsukushi Gotta make sure it reciprocates though!

[MrPezser]

LOL



[pengouin85]

it's not cheap but I'm sure the government will buy it

FUCK LOL

[arcticfox04]

I'm getting one on my 89 Civic with NAWWZZZZZZZZ

[hollywoodjokerpicalo]

but those she suck dick

[405fooman]

hillarious! and the govt WOULD buy it!

[omid11]

looks like an old GM transmission

[howardtlewisiiiify]

Sorry I couldn't make the party. My muffler bearings went out.

[w0bblyd0inkb0ink]

Sounds like he is reading a fucking spam email or something

[machidaboy]

This is the funniest thing I've seen all week!

[suzipimp3]

WTF just happened?

[TheArtbell]

@jovovich823 Seriously man. i think your ding alarm just went off.

[AsinineComment]

@TheArtbell - OMFG!!  "ding alarm"?!? Don't you know a 'dingle arm' when you hear of one? Dear God, what rock have you been living under. "ding alarm" (snigger...!)

[cthulhu11111111]

wow it all sounded convincing and i was with him all the way until he unmasked that price at the end. Is he serious?? $750,000,00?! sadly this kind of thing is typical now because scientists have no sense of money. no wonder even the camera crew couldn't keep a straight face. Seriously if scientists can't come up with cheaper ideas then whats the point of science?

[dpizzlej]

@cthulhu11111111 Did you actually think this video was serious? Hahaha wow

[jhop9898]

@dpizzlej I seriously hope nobody believes this is real science...

[willysoffroad]

The last time I checked, the unilateral phase detractors had a phinigan pin with a high tension spring riding through the main shaft of the fluxes...lol but that was a few years ago!

[superhardcoreliberal]

@jovovich823 You sir/ma'am are a fcking retard. Look it up on wikipedia it is a joke designed to exaggerate the way engineers talk. I realize that you are probably a loser who has nothing better to do than bitch on youtube, but please try to raise your IQ above five. I'm sure youre preschool has flashcards that can help.

[VollyTyrannis]

@jovovich823 It's SUPPOSED to be like that. Jeeze, what a prefabulated side-fumbling phase detractor!

[Audinos]

Hydrocoptic marzel vanes are only made in certain Egyptian communes.

[briankimbrell97]

@jovovich823 its a joke dumbass

[knucklessg1]

He lost me at "years"

[sktrsam2]

what in the hell did he just say

[kkaayynniinnee]

This is the mecca of techno babble.

[nERVEcenter117]

@kkaayynniinnee Except it's not, because to anybody who has any inclination towards technology whatsoever, all of this means absolutely squat and it's immediately apparent. In fact, to anybody with a solid grasp of the English language, it should be immediately apparent.

[kkaayynniinnee]

@nERVEcenter117

I didn't realize techno babble had to be accurate?

[wrenay2]

@nERVEcenter117, dude, it's just a joke.

[nERVEcenter117]

@wrenay2 Dude, I know.

[chappy412412]

Girdle spring are also used extensively on redonkulators and redonkulatrons.

[FUCKSCOTTNELSON]

25 ppl wrote checks for $750,0o0,000

[FUCKSCOTTNELSON]

25 ppl wrote checks for $750,00,000

[lapkine77]

Best engineering joke EVAH

[GanjaBeard510]

dinglearm lol

[wdcwotto]

wat the fuk did i just watch??

[brttwbbr12345]

well duhhhhh

[ItsTomAtMit]

LMAO I know big words to

[BoyishlyCuteBritYank]

@ItsTomAtMit big words to? Or big words, too?

[almcken]

keep pushing 1 but i still dont understand what that is.

[Cats777]

Is this better than the retroincabulator?

[HereinLasVegas]

Once someone figures out how to put the thingamjiggy into the whatchamacallit, the world will be a better place. Though they've been experimenting with this in San Fancisco fo many years, they just don't get it.

[ianjohnson171]

makes sense

[scottjb9]

Is this a Harold Pinter play? (see his "Trouble in the Works."

[scottjb9]

Is this a Harold Pinter play?

[HypeBeGone]

What???

[Ebrainiac1]

I gave a lesson on this as an april fools joke. I’m a TA in an Enviro Science class, and i told the class that they would have to do hours of research on the topics described in the page of techno-jibberish i handed them. The unit overview contained topics like the effects of Cholmondelysoxidin on marsupial nervous systems.

At the veeeeeeeeery bottom of the phony research overview were the words, “come on, you didn’t really think i was serious? It’s an april fools joke smartie!"

[mrdashes1]

Very interesting. Does it need quantitative elusive grignaryds to ensure that the functionality of the turbo encabulator does not overhaul with presucilous rotating gulfings? Because I am doing research on the capability of rotating panels that cause a frictional newtanic force that causes a capilirary damage of the right baskalator.

[Ironsixx]

@pigleader14

well they did do a test run of it at chernobyl...

[DebbieJIrwin]

He took the words right out of my mouth!

[Fmaster25]

If you ever need to overhaul one of these always remember to thoroughly clean the grammeters in a non-icondosentric prekemfamulation solvent to wash away any contamination caused by the reverse magnetoreluctance reaction. And ALWAYS check your girdlesprings for adverse wear patterns :D

[ForeverYoung58]

It's a good thing that the Turbo Encabulator was designed so that Side Fumbling was effectly prevented. It could be disastrous if a transmission's side is fumbling.

[vidskitkid]

Side-fumbling hell, it's the damn panendermic semi-boloid slots and I've told them about this at least 3 times now!

[superbad1982]

HELL YES!

[edmylinski]

damn that side-fumbling. get's me EVERY time.

[numbchucking]

0_o .... I love lamp

[sfdff39]

Hahahaha, ive never felt so stupid.

[spikehofmann]

Another thespian who'd have delivered this skit in a hilarious manner would have been Ronald Reagan. He'd have blanded the wonderful nonsense words superbly and of course he'd have relished the stinger at the end...

[Chris51]

Fantastic - sounds like it was written by Douglas Adams the author of the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy either him or Al Gore

[Izaroth]

What!??! I didn't understand a single word of what this guy just said.

[gking407]

Did I hear "Reciprocating Dingle Alarm?" Is that like a Gaydar?? I'm so confused.

[apfelgarden]

Thank god someone is uploading this, people need to know the truth! I spent years becoming a scientist, only to discover you weren't even allowed to discuss the interrelations of magneto reluctance and diractance. Classic case of conspiracy, thats why I'm a homeopath now.

[flamedub]

I love it how he's talking all this pseudo-rocket-science and theres car parts and crap layed out in front of him.

[zerobeat18]

The principles are all still relevant today, but it can be done for 1/10th the price nowadays, not to mention about 20% greater thrust.

[MrShayneOneill]

Ah how time moves on. We've long since gone beyong nova trunions to the far more elegent reverse polydictumizers and the cheaper combrumptors.

[BeatsMcNasty]

I have three of these in my lawnmower...

[magicsebi]

Well... Now I'm discombobulated...

[pwuk]

Failed startrek plot episode?

[kens616]

This is Bud Haggart, who pioneered the "prompter ear". Talent reads copy into a recorder which is then transmitted to an earpiece. The talent then repeats their own recorded voice back with a 2 second delay. This device is still prevalent today and saves TONS of time on-set: no memorizing, no TelePrompTer.

Bud made this demo to show he could handle any bulls*&t copy thrown at him. He almost always nailed long, difficult passages in one take. Bud passed away last year. God Bless the Bud-Man!

[kintar1900]

This is hilarious! Anyone know where it came from?

[LynnAnnWilson]

Hahahahahahah

[SixDayWar67]

Finally !...someone who can tell it to you straight and to the point !

[chenzo123321]

Can we fuck it?

[brownbikedodo]

Even my dog can understand that...stupid earthlings!!!

[coppurt]

I now know how my mother feels when i'm telling her how to operate the remote control for the television

[keetis89]

i understood three words in this video...

[ArtemiaSalina]

Yes yes, but will it BLEND?

[SterlThePearl67]

22 people suffered from side-fumbling.

[mtroy0620]

Gotta to hand it to that guy for memorizing all that gibberish!

[17phl17]

@mtroy0620 Surely he used a teleprompter, probably one with a wibblelonginated tridimulator. No memorization required.

[olediego]

Will it fit in my vestibulatory? And will it cause capilobile?

[prospectiveman]

I don't know what the hell he is selling, but it sounds really cool. I think I need one.

[specialmousenz]

Don't be doubting! I've got one of these and it is AWESOME!

[Anonymous8392]

22 people don't know how to recalibrate their tangential G7 to e3.003 without passing Yalgeth's limit.

[GrimlyKK]

Pah, I invented a hydroscoric dickcombuoybulator in the 50s and was immediately bought out by Exxon. That's why you still run your cars on gas/farts.

[andysim232]

i was not happy at how slow my microwave heated food so I built a cross turbulent mesasioc wapple plate welded to a rituraniuim incompulator and 5% didodramatic pencilcoppers. It works much better now but draws 92990 Watts from the plug.

[slmmoese]

-- I have a the miniature desktop encabulator, ENC-51D, and my grammeters are out of phase. I reversed the diractance on the incoming strom, but this didn't get rid of trommel vibrations in the fam, which is smaller in the D series. I've search usergroups to no avail. Can someone help me?

[thesparitan]

@slmmoese Have you tried rebooting the rockwell automation program in the reinuptake-desalination control panel? If you would have done that then the fam would be producing 10 grammemeters per cubic targon. This is enough to power the rest of the ENC-51D model without the issue of trommel vibrations or even the common side fumbling in the six hydronincapuslator. Also make sure your orbum socket is connected to the rear marzel vane.

BTW the newer ENC-51E has bipolar prevention couplings.

[foihdzas]

That was amazing. Nothing so simple has ever been explained with so many words

[MadBadVoodo]

LOL!!

[jbranstetter04]

Side fumbling sucks! My transmission is doing it right now. Not sure how to stop it. I'm hoping to find an aftermarket kit to install six hydrocoptic marzel vanes to my transmissions ambifacient lunar wane shaft, if it has one, thereby reducing side fumbling to near zero. Wish me luck.

[slmmoese]

@jbranstetter04 : The fumbling can be reduced by marzel vane installation, or simply by tweaking the barling screw beneath the shaft. (At the connection of the wane shaft and the orbum socket.) Just adjust it until the fumbling goes away.

[jbranstetter04]

@slmmoese A side fumbling adjustment screw, I never knew it had one; that's amazing! Although I will have to admit that I've not completely read my transmission manual yet. Anyway, this is excellent. I will work on it this weekend. Not having to install the very expensive marzel vanes will save me a lot of time and money. Thanks again.

[400exrider92]

21 people believed this was real until they read the comments

[flatmot]

Reminds me of Alan Greenspan explaining how the economy works to congressional committies.

[teslaandlyne]

Henry Winkler doing double talk but only Nikola Tesla has space drive and no one else can claim it as no one has taken the critical patents away. Also as Tesla said it is an art to tune up the ships and not everyone can do what he did. Look inside and ship like Walton saw and you can be pointed out the Tesla patents. Bye you Winkie Dink Fool cause all the money is being funneled to the Tesla ships. So now you know something real world.

[maxhauler]

I guess I should go with all 'sperving bearings' then.

[maxhauler]

I guess I should go with all 'sperving bearings' then.

[wadems]

Whut?

[iamjake21]

@Hobo84foryou it was the longer video.... And we though it was a joke and he got really serious about it..so it kinda hard to tell...

[iamjake21]

my auto shop teacher showed us this video and made us take notes on it lol...it was beleivable for about 2 minutes and then were were like wait wtf this is a joke..he started to laugh and make fun of us lmao.

[Hobo84foryou]

@iamjake21 If your class didn't get the joke after 2 minutes, that's kind of sad.

This video was only 1:49 long. xD

I pretty much knew it had to be a joke just looking at the title.

[mwk109]

What ! Nothing mentioned about blinker fluid ! This man is a fraud.

[TRoss240]

@mwk109 Blinker fluid and muffler bearings are real.

There was a year that BMW made a vehicle with flags, not lights, that signalled a change. these solenoids were lubricated by a viscous fluid, or blinker fluid.

Apex'I makes a muffler with a sound dampener that is spring loaded to snap out of the way under hard acceleration. this dampener uses bearings as part of it's operation.

[MG42ist]

Rotational dingal arm and gurdal arm :/

[ctrboy0]

19 people didn't understand the Turbo Encabulator.

[TheBlackMumba69]

he he pee pee vagina

hard words?????????????

[daviddpb75]

sounds like the Parts Dept. and Wait till the tool guy gets here with his Herpagonasyphlitic girdle pullers

[DriftinE46]

You'd need 3 cranes to get it out of the car.

[ztahs]

When one desire to explain something clearly one must avoid obfuscation and prolixity.

[AbiKD]

What sort of epileptic parapoism, menicisetal statetism, cankerous tribalism, ethnocentric chauvinism, syphilitic parochialism, epileptic nepotism, catalytic parapoism and state brigandish of the bluest dye?

[ganjaericco]

does anybody have any idea what it does? haha

[stevedelo22]

The original machine had a baseplate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable casing in such a way that the 2 sperving bearings were in a direct line with the panemetric pham. The ladder consisted simply of 6 hydrocoptic marselvenes so fitted to the ambavasion lunar wang shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented, the main winding was of the normal lotus odeltatype placed in panendermic semiboloid slots of the stater lmao

[crapengineering]

It wont work - theres no hoople grommet compensation (unless its encapsulated in the dingle arm reciprocation ? )

[chestypants78]

He reminds me of Leslie Nielsen for some reason.

Excellent vid btw. Unillateral phase detractors.

Gotta get me some

and 'magneto reluctance'

[theslimeylimey]

If you close your eyes, it sounds like Ben Bernanke talking about how to fix the economy.

[Evan2142]

but can it record my favorite TV shows?

[DeserTBoB93535]

Gadzooks! And here I thought it was a Turbo HydraMatic 700R! (At least the wall chart looks like one.)

[ZergAteu]

The turbo encabulator has also a revesal megneto-replecator in the mismoidal coil for increased efficency.

[dsruddell]

DINGLE ARM!! LMAO!

[bazzarr]

I used to work on these with a Langstrom 7-inch Gangly wrench.

[CustomDeluxe1984]

what about the bohemian rods

[mightymergz]

Guh, He clearly forgot to mention how the reticulating splines work...

[Kopihucky]

19 people just don't understand what a turbo encabulator is capable of

[BroBroDude]

cool post

[doctor502]

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST BLOODY VIDEO ABOUT A DRAWN RECIPUCATION DINGLE ARM, I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[camaro76]

good video. kind of dumbed down.

[jayguy173]

I need to reduce the sinusoital deflenteration from my cold

[BlueJDMEM1]

I remember we had to learn this it was so hard to memorize everything haha

[mallanpete]

The technical drawing on the speaker’s right has several errors. The Franklin heliostat kelter tabs have their polarity reversed; all of the back-linked thermocouplings are shown in millimeters, not Troy grains; none of the outer magnetic arcing rings are touching the servo surfaces; and the six-phase windings should be encased in argon cooling tubes, not Xenon cooling tubes.

[thesparitan]

@mallanpete Where there hell did you get your flux engineering degree from? You cant take the six phase windings and encase them in argon cooling tubes, the temperature wouldn't get low enough you to remove excess external-phasonings. Only a Xenon gas can reverse the polarity of the neutrons and cause a core reaction of tripapenize to energize.